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Strong Sad sighed and turned on the dented television. It was one of those stupid Fluffy Puff commercials with a twist, the twist being that Marshie was Rapping with Peacy P. A scary thought and a scary reality.

"Yeah, it's Marshie and the P. I'm a money-spinnin conglomerate bursting through your TV!" Peacy P mumbled.
"Don't'cha like me you little twerps? I'll shoot ya in the crotch and feed your dogs lead paint and your grandmothers blood!" rapped Marshie creepily. The Music abruptly stopped.
"... If I wasn't in massive debt at the moment I never would'a agreed to this, you biscuithead."

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"STRONG SAD! Tune it over to channel 666 of Satin! They're running this awesome show on it!" Strong Bad tuned it over to 666. Then a demon appeared on their screen. The demon yelled "I WILL EAT YOUR SOULS AND DEVOUR YOUR INTESTINES!"

"Ha ha! This show is so funny!" Strong Bad laughed while drink a cold one and eating Homestar's marshmallows. Then the demon jumped out of the TV.
"YOU SHALL.... Wait is this Marzipan's house?" The Demon said.
"No!" Strong Bad replied. "She's next door!"
"Oh! I'm so sorry! I'll just be gone then!" The Demon then disappeared in a fireball.

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The Cheat was having a rather lonely day in his grill. 'Merph Marph Neep Nerph!' he thought. To alleviate this problem, he hopped out of his grill and waddled over to Strong Bad's Pad.

Once there, he faced another problem! The door bell stood at 1"3.5', so The Cheat was forced to headbutt the door. After waiting a few seconds, The Cheat began to yell, "Hey, Merph Bad Nerp Nerph!"

((Should I post translations for all the The Cheatese, or leave it to imagination?))

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((Hmm... Translations... Idk... :P))

...? "Is that you, The Cheat?" Homestar opened the door. "Oh Hi there, The Cheat. Strong Bad wants you or something." Homestar opened the bag of marshmallows he bought earlier. "Want one, Strong Sad?" He held up the bag to Strong Sad's face. "You'll like them more than the beach! And you love the beach! Don't you...?"

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