Moza yelped in surprise at the sight.
"What's wrong, Moza?" Jack asked. "Can I open my eyes now?"
"N-Not yet, m-master!" Stuttered the horrified Moza
Moza looked around for something, but it looked like he hadn't found what he was looking for. Moza started sweating heavily, his heart racing. He didn't want his master to see what was in front of him.
"What's the matter, Moza?" The sound of a teenage girl asked.
"YOU!" Moza cried quite loudly.
"What's going on here?!" Shouted Jack as he started opened his eyes.
Moza sat the girl down behind him before Jack could see her. Jack looked over at Moza, who had his arms and legs spread and sighed. He waved his hand to his side to signal Moza to sidestep away, but Moza shook his head. Jack waved his hand faster with a frustrated frown, but Moza just shook his head faster with a cheesy grin.
"Fine," Sighed Jack as he lowered his head. "Play your games, I'm going to have a look around myself."
"Good, good." Moza said with a sigh of relief. "Off you go then!"
Jack shook his head and made his way up the hall. As Jack did this, Moza turned to the girl and pouted at her. The girl looked down, saddened.
"Go to your room and get some--" He sighed, only to get cut off.
"I know the drill..." Sighed the girl. "You're no fun."
The girl walked up the hall herself as Moza shook his head. This must have been a bad day if everyone was to shake their heads. Moza turned around, only to bump into someone. Moza fell to the ground then dusted himself off. He looked up to see who he bumped into. He'd rather not look.
"Excuse me, sir." A repulsively ugly woman spoke. "Might I ask where the king is?"
Moza cried out in shock and appall. The woman wasn't exactly eye candy. She had long, black hair, a long nose with a mole on it, a bony body, wore a black dress and had no shoes which bared her long toenails. Moza's whole body shook at the sight.
"H-He's busy r-right now..." Moza muttered as he shook.
"What?!" Screeched the woman.
"He's busy right now!"
"Now, now. No need to get snappy. It was only a question."
"May I ask WHY you want to meet his majesty?"
"I have a problem, but it's not for your ears."
"Very well, I will take you to him."
"Good lad." The woman chuckled. "My name is Agatha."
"Pleased to... meet you..." Moza tried to keep a straight face. "My name is Moza."
"You're a darling little man, aren't you?"
"Don't go there, sister!"
Moza walked up the hallway as Agatha followed him. Moza lead the woman to the throne room. The room was a large hall with four thrones and several rows of benches in front for townspeople for meetings. In the middle lay the king's throne, on it's left was the queen's, and on it's right was the princess or prince's throne. In the queen's seat sat the girl Moza had a scuffle with earlier.
"His majesty will be here shortly." Moza sighed as he shook his head once more.
"I'll just wait here then." Agatha scoffed as she sat down on one of the hall's benches.
Moza ran up to the girl and grabbed her hand.
"Young lady, that is the queen's seat." Moza hissed at the girl.
"You're no fun, Moza." Whined the girl. "You won't let me do anything."
"Just stay out of trouble when the king arrives..."
"I thought he was already here!"
"I meant this room, you b--"
"Moza, we could use some help!" Cried a voice from outside the room.
Moza let go of the girl's hand and rushed out the door. He ran through the halls as he heard screaming and crashing. Moza followed the noises and arrived in the kitchen. There he saw Jack eating all the food like a mad man. Moza snapped his fingers twice to get Jack's attention, but to no avail. Moza approached Jack and grabbed his shoulder, causing him to flinch. Jack turned to face Moza, despite having a chicken leg in his mouth.
"Sire, you have to save some food for the big feast." Informed Moza.
"I'm sorry, Moza." Jack sighed. "It's just been so long since I've had a decent meal."
"Save your appetite for the feast. You can eat all you can then."
"Very well. How about that tour?"
"In good time, sire. But for now, I would like you to meet someone..."
'Hopefully HE can tame her...' Moza thought to himself with a smirk.
"Follow me." Commanded Moza as he walked out of the room.
Jack trailed behind Moza as he marched through the halls. Jack noticed how many paintings and statues were in the hallways and was marveled by many of them. Moza took Jack into the throne room and looked at the queen's throne.
"Not here...?" Moza muttered to himself.
"What's that? I couldn't hear you."
"Never you mind, sire. I'll be right back!"
Moza ran out of the hall and sped down the hallways. Jack walked up to the thrones in admiration. He approached his throne and rubbed the red leather seating. He sat down in the throne and rested his arms on the arm rests. As Jack rubbed his fingers against the wooden carvings on the arms of the throne, he thought to himself.
'I think I'm going to enjoy being a king...'
Jack rested his head back and sighed with relief as he closed his eyes, only to open them as he heard distant screaming. He looked at the doorway and saw Moza dragging a girl into the throne room. The girl was kicking and screaming, trying to fight the smaller man known as Moza, but to no avail.
"Look, there he is." Said Moza as he pointed at Jack.
The girl looked over at Jack and suddenly stopped fighting with Moza. She looked up at the king in awe. Jack looked back at her with a puzzled look, wondering why she was looking at him like that. The girl walked up to Jack with her hands clasped together.
"Hi there." She spoke, still in awe at Jack.
"Uh... Hi?" Jack replied, still puzzled at the girl.
The girl looked to be 14 or 15 years old. She had pink hair grown down to her shoulders, had green eyes, wore a white dress with a pink trim and a butterfly on the breast and wore white socks.
"My name is Stephanie."
"What a nice name..."
Stephanie smiled and giggled at the thought Jack thought her name was nice.
"Jack is a great name! So manly and--"
"I think that's enough." Moza spoke as he cut her off. "Sire, it is getting rather late. Would you like to see your bedding arrangements?"
"Sounds great!" Laughed Jack. "I NORMAL bed!"
"Oh, it's more than normal!" Stephanie giggled. "It's a king-sized bed!"
"Fit for a king!" Moza added.
"Very well," Jack said as he clapped his hands. "take me there."
Moza escorted Jack out of the room as Stephanie followed from afar. She kept staring at Jack as he walked down the halls. Moza suddenly stopped walking and remembered something.
"I just remembered something!" Moza said, copying what I just typed. "Wait, she isn't there. Never mind. There's always tomorrow."
Stephanie's eyes widened in shock.
"Sh-She?" She asked herself softly.
'That can only mean one thing,' Stephanie thought to herself. 'he has a girlfriend!'
Stephanie ran up the hall and brushed past Jack. Moza and Jack looked at each other in confusion, then sighed. Everyone was either sighing or shaking their heads that night. Moza continued taking Jack up the halls and finally arrived in the master bedroom. The room was shrouded in darkness. Moza felt along the wall for the light switch while Jack squinted to try and see into the room. Moza found the switch and flicked the light on. The darkness crept away to make way for light, revealing the room. There was two sets of wardrobes on the left and the right of the doorway with full-length mirrors between them. A large double bed sat at the end of the room. It had red silk pillows and blankets with carvings of Jack at the back.
"You can sleep whenever you wish, sire." Moza informed Jack.
"I'll sleep soundly tonight!" Quipped Jack happily.
Jack approached his bed as Moza left the room and shut the door. There was a large lump on the left side of the bed. Jack looked at the lump and examined it. It looked like someone was hiding under the blanket. Jack slowly grabbed the tip of the blanket and quickly pulled it off. Stephanie was lying in the bed wearing nothing, but was covering herself.
"Wouldn't you rather have me?" She asked with a blush.
Jack's face ran red and he screamed out in sheer terror while running out of the room. Stephanie sighed and pulled the blanket over her body, wondering what she did wrong. Meanwhile, Jack ran through the hallways while screaming for Moza. Moza ran into the hallway and bumped into Jack. Literally. Jack looked down at the man and explained what happened.
"...and then Stephanie was in the bed! Buck naked!" Jack explained quickly.
"Oh dear..." Moza sighed. Yep, more sighing. "I'll have to have a talk with her."
"I think I'm scared for life..."
Moza and Jack headed into the master bedroom again, but Stephanie wasn't in the bed nor anywhere in the room. The two men looked at each other in confusion and Moza left the room. Jack sighed (YES AGAIN!) and lay down in the bed. The blanket was down so he pulled it over himself. Moza walked in again and spoke.
"Do you wish to have the light off?" He asked the king.
"Yes please." Jack replied with (here it comes...) a sigh.
Moza nodded and flicked the light switch, turning off the lights. Jack closed his eyes and slowly drifted to sleep, his last memory being what he just saw.
The next morning Jack woke up, closed his eyes and rolled over. As he rested with his eyes closed he heard the sound of breathing. Jack opened his eyes and saw Stephanie lying down next to him, still without clothing and staring into his eyes. Jack seemed unscathed... for about a millisecond! Jack let out a mighty yell which alarmed the whole castle. Jack stood up quickly and ran out of the room. Jack ran into the dining hall and saw Moza.
"Moza! She did it again!" He screamed in Moza's face.
"Let's find her before she causes more trouble..." Moza (yet again...) sighed.
Jack and Moza walked down the hallways and corridors again in search of Stephanie, but bumped into someone else. Rather, an ugly woman with a temper.
"There you are!" Agatha screeched at Jack. "I've been looking all night for you!"
"What's her problem?" Jack asked Moza.
"I have no idea, sire." Replied Moza with a (YOU THOUGHT IT WAS OVER!) sigh.
"My sister is in grave danger! You have to save her!"
"Danger?"
"Sire, I recommend you don't go along with--"
"SHUT YOUR YAP, SHORTY!"
Moza pulled his index and thumb along his lips, pretending to zip them up. Jack looked at Moza, then returned his gaze at Agatha.
"Where is your sister?" He asked the woman.
"In a castle. The dragon got her!" Agatha replied, still screeching.
"How cliché..." Jack muttered to himself.
"Would you like me to show you where she was captured?"
"Indeed I would."
"But sire!" Moza yelped, trying to ignore Agatha. "You need weapons and armor if you wish to slay a dragon!"
"Where can I get some then?"
"The blacksmith of course!"
"Take me there!"
Moza nodded and continued down the hallway, Jack and Agatha following. Moza walked out of the castle gates and went to a nearby shack. Moza pushed open the door and walked in with Jack and Agatha.
"Morning, Smithy!" Moza greeted the blacksmith.
"Mornin', Moza." Smithy the Blacksmith replied with glee.
"The king here needs a good armory."
"Why's that then, me boy?"
"I'm going to slay a dragon!" Jack replied with a cheesy grin.
"Not with those clothes you aren't!"
Meanwhile, outside Stephanie was spying on Jack from behind a tree and heard what Smithy just said.
"Clothes?" She asked herself. "That means he needs to take the clothes he already has off right?"
Stephanie punched the air in excitement and continued watching.
"Here, have this pre-made suit of armor." Smithy said as he handed a suit of armor and chain mail to Jack.
"Wow, I'll look snappy in this!" Jack squealed in excitement.
"Go get dressed in the booth over there.
Smithy pointed at a small room with a small window and a curtain as a door. Jack walked over to the booth, opened the curtain and walked inside. Jack closed the curtain and placed his armor on the floor as Stephanie watched from the window. Jack removed his jacket as Stephanie watched on with a smile. Jack then took off his shirt and tossed it onto the floor.
"Oh yeah, Jack..." Stephanie said with a drool. "Show me the goods..."
Jack unbuttoned his jeans, unzipped them and pulled them down to his ankles. He stepped out of the leg holes and sat down on the floor. Jack removed his shoes and socks and stood up again.
"Only one thing left to take off!" Stephanie squealed, her smile growing bigger.
Jack slowly started to pull his underwear down. Stephanie looked on, eager to see everything on Jack. Jack stopped pulling them down and looked at the window. Stephanie jumped down from the box she was standing on to avoid his gaze, but it was too late. Jack quickly got his clothes back on and ran outside. Jack approached Stephanie with a pout.
"I-I'm sorry..." Stephanie apologized with tears running down her face.
Jack helped Stephanie up to her feet and placed his hands on her shoulders.
"Don't ever do that again... Okay?" He spoke with a smile.
"Okay..." Stephanie replied, wiping her tears away. "I'm sorry..."
"Now I have to get dressed without any peeping Toms... Okay?"
"Okay..."
Jack brushed his hand through Stephanie's hair.
"You're a good girl, Stephanie... Just stay out of trouble."
Jack walked back to the front and reentered the shack. He went back into the dressing room and walked back out several minutes later with a full suit of armor on.
"Looking good, sire!" Moza complimented.
"Now, what's a knight without his sword?" Smithy asked with a chuckle.
Smithy grabbed a sword from a rack and handed it to Jack. Jack swung it around carelessly, almost cutting Moza and Smithy.
"Easy, easy." Smithy laughed. "Save some of the violence for the dragon!"
Jack nodded and sheathed his sword. Moza and Agatha left the room and Jack followed. Moza turned to Jack, then gazed over at Agatha. Agatha walked up to Jack and spoke to him.
"I will take you to where I last saw my sister." She informed Jack.
"Very well. Lead the way!" Jack replied, ready for anything.
Suddenly the ground shook and a large shadow covered the three. A giant lumberjack with a flannel shirt, jeans and an ax stomped towards Jack and growled ferociously.
"Good doggy..." Jack laughed nervously.
To be continued...