TWISTED FAIRY TALES RP : General Roleplay

Re: TWISTED FAIRY TALES RP

Thu Nov 27, 2008 2:53 am

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"Excuse me!" An innocent looking girl with her hair overly exagerted curls and black dress randomly waved to the group, what looked like large crystaline butterfly wings slowly flapping behind her as she took a few steps towards them, black high heels decorated with little bows softly clicking against the ground as she did so.

"Sorry to bother you, but were any of you waiting for a Fairy Godmother? I just learned I was her replacement, like, five minutes ago and I can't get my wand to show me the schedule."

((Beast will pop in sometime later. Maybe the Queen of Hearts sent minnions to capture him or something?))

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Thu Nov 27, 2008 3:17 am

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"Really? What happened to Mother?" Prince Charming asked.

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Re: TWISTED FAIRY TALES RP

Thu Nov 27, 2008 3:37 am

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"Charming?! Jeez, didn't see you there!" the girl replied with a bit of a start. "Since the Queen of Hearts wasn't able to capture Mom she slapped a big 'ol curse on her that sapped all her strength, hoping to get the magic wand for herself. But apparently Mom assigned me as her replacement Godmother without even telling me, so now I'm stuck with a wand that I can't even get to work properly. I bet the broken thing isn't even on warranty anymore..."

Re: TWISTED FAIRY TALES RP

Thu Nov 27, 2008 3:42 am

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"I...see," Prince Charming said. "But at lest the big fat queen doesn't have the wand, right?"

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Thu Nov 27, 2008 3:50 am

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Thumbelina peaked over Theresa's finger to peer at the fairy. "Oh, geez what is it that that Queen of Hearts doesn't want?" Thumbelina said trying to join the conversation. "Do you think all those badies are gone?" she then asked.

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Thu Nov 27, 2008 4:23 am

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"Dosen't want to get a life, that's for sure..." the fairy replied to Thumbelina's comment absently before taking out a stereotypical wand with a star shaped diamond at the tip. "No, she dosen't have it, and that's what's essential, I guess. TOTALLY supposed to be shopping right now..."

She seemed to pause after that, Thumbelina's question finally seeming to sink in. "B-badies? You were being chased by baddies?!"

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Thu Nov 27, 2008 4:29 am

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Theresa smiled ¨if you are a fairy, can you take us to far far away?¨ Theresa said , Alice then replied to the fairy ¨Don´t worry the baddoes are being eaten by now¨

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Thu Nov 27, 2008 5:04 am

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The fairy girl seemed hesitant at that. "Well yeah, normally fairies are able to do that..." she said while rubbing the back of her head with her free hand. "But the wand keeps messing up... maybe I'll be lucky this time!"

Proudly waving the wand infront of her in three effortless arcs before holding it up as high as she could, she yelled out "Far Far Away!" only to have three tire irons materialize above her and fall down at her feet in a clanking sound.

"Ugh, why won't you work?!" the fairy yelled out as she threw the wand on the groung, angrily stepping on it a few times along with the random tire irons it had conjured. "Stupid, STUPID wand! Why would I even want tire irons in the first place?!"

Eventually calming down, she bent down to pick up the wand. "Sorry I couldn't help you get to far far away... I'm Aisha Glitterwing by the way, but Charming could have told you that, what with my being his step-sister and all..."

Re: TWISTED FAIRY TALES RP

Thu Nov 27, 2008 5:08 am

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"Why yes. I totally could have. That explains why I haven't hit on her," Prince Charming said. "Right? One of you was going to say that, right?"

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Thu Nov 27, 2008 5:19 am

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"Ew, half-human that's almost a century younger than me..." Aisha commented with a bit of a shudder. "Hate being having an age in the triple digits... only a 100 years until I start getting acne..." she then added in a very self-concious manner despite the fact she didn't look older than fourteen.

"I should of known you'd be chasing skirts in a time like this. Please don't tell me you managed to brainwash Little Red, Alice and Thumbelina all at once? They're kind of important, I'll remind you!"

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Thu Nov 27, 2008 5:22 am

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"Oh. Don't worry about that," Prince Charming said. "I wouldn't dream of brainwashing such important people. Besides, they all like to give me the cold shoulder. Especially Little Red."

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Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:39 am

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Theresa punched him like a thousand times ¨Did you said something?¨ she said smiling, Alive sighed ¨Well I guess we´ll have to walk to Far far away¨ There was more miles of pure dessert, then a magical forest and then, she didn´t know what was there, but they had to go there ¨Come on!, let´s go¨ Alice yelled and continued with her seriious glare

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Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:55 am

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"Yeah, Theresa," Prince Charming said with a smile on his face, which was hard to do with his swollen lips and black eye. "Onward to the desert!" He started walking briskly, making sure the others were behind him every few feet.

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Fri Nov 28, 2008 4:08 am

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¨THEN I´LL BLOW AND BLOW TILL YOUR BRAIN BLOWS UP!¨ The big bad wolf yelled and summoned a big razor storm, Alice took out her ice wand and made an ice shield, Theresa was scared...
¨Theresa run!¨ the grandma said while being raped by the axeman, then she was mutilated and eaten by the wolf, theresa was about to be eaten too but the Chesire cat managed to kill the axe man and the big bad wolf and scaped ¨Theresa you´ll be ok¨ theresa was crying ¨the... big...bad...wolf¨ and that is all what she could say for about a year then she became a very brave hunter yet the big bad wolf reapeared and killed the rest of her family...

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Fri Nov 28, 2008 4:13 am

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"Don't be scared, Theresa. We can handle him," Prince Charming said confidently. "So, Wolfie. What happened? Did you run with your tail between your legs when the Cheshire Cat kicked your a-butt?" He wanted to say something else, but he wouldn't befoul himself by swearing in front of ladies.

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Fri Nov 28, 2008 4:23 am

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"Oh! I'll show you, you big bully!" Aisha angered as she menicingly flicked her wand at the Big Bad Wolf only to have a pencil sharpener materialize at the tip of his nose.

"Uh-oh..." the fairy muttered while taking a few hesitant steps backwards, flicking her wand at him again only to have a lilypad shoot out of the wand's tip and land on his face, naturally failing to produce any lasting harmful effect.

"My wand is obviously not going to be an option here, guys!" the frail looking girl announced, slightly shaking as she held tighter onto the tire irons she had accidentally conjured a few minutes ago.

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Fri Nov 28, 2008 4:52 am

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"AGH THAT BIG BAD WOLF!!!" Thumbelina yelled clutching onto Theresa's finger even tighter. She looked up to see Theresa, looking frozen to death in fear. "Theresa..." Thumbelina whispered. Ok Thumbelina, it's actually time to do something! Thumbelina slipped out of Theresa's hand and landed harshly onto the ground. While the Big Bad Wolf was busy looking at Charming, Aisha, Theresa and Alice, Thumbelina ran behind him. She took out her sword and struck it in the heel of the wolf. Thumbelina wanted to yell something like take that! but she knew the wolf would feel pain and there was a very high chance he could kill her so she ran straight in the opposite direction of the wolf and the others. Damn! there's no way I'm going to survive going this way!!

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Fri Nov 28, 2008 4:57 am

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Prince Charming pulled out his sword. "What's the matter? Cheshire Cat got your tongue?" he asked, trying to taunt the Big Bad Wolf enough that he would go after him and nobody else.

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Sat Nov 29, 2008 12:51 am

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Alice took the oportunity and ran behind the wolf and was about to hit him with her knife but the wolf yelling in pain due thumbelina´s sword transformed into air then into sand ¨You are my next meal little one¨ he said to thumbelina and tried to tackle her, Alice threw him jacks in the eyes ¨My eyes, I swear I´ll kill you bitch!¨ Alice took a potion from her dress ¨I wanted to reserve this for a better moment but...¨ she was about to took the potion but the wolf took it ¨I¨m feeling weird¨ the wolf became giant, and laughed ¨Time to be eaten!¨

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Sat Nov 29, 2008 1:57 am

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Oh, shit! Prince Charming thought. Then, he laughed insanely. "Do you really think getting bigger will make you invincible?" he asked. Then, he jumped up into a tree and climbed. Once he got to the top, he jumped at the wolf with his sword out and tried to stab him in the eye.

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Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:09 am

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the eye was so big that it released a giant tear that threw the prince away, Alice yelled for help, and then had an idea, ¨mmm... Let´s get eaten!¨ Alice hugged Theresa and the wolf swallowed them, theresa was still scarred, then he swallowed charming, thumbelina and Aisha ¨You were delicious¨
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Everyone gathered in the Liver ¨You see if we get into him he´ll get cocky and go to Far far away to conquer, when he gets near we´ll get outside and I´ll threw the mini potion¨ Alice said while smiling, Theresa hugged her even stronger

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Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:18 am

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"Get out? You don't mean by way of the...you know...Buttocks, do you?" Prince Charming asked.

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Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:50 am

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"Nah-ah! Not cool! I'm not getting pooped out by any wolf anytime soon!" Aisha complained, using her wings to keep herself aloft so she wouldn't have to touch anything inside the Big Bad Wolf's stomach.

"Ugh, and I thought the taxis on Times Square during rush hours were smelly..."

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Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:07 am

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"Ahh geez! I knew I wasn't going to make it! What was I thinking?" Thumbelina said grabbing onto Alice so she wouldn't have to touch any part of the wolf's stomach. Well I guess if I had got back to the others I would have still been eaten, gezz sometimes it sucks to be small! Thumbelina remained a firm grasp of Alice as she thought this.

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Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:13 am

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"M...maybe my wand will randomly make something useful this time?" Aisha suggested rather hesitantly as she flicked the wand at a random 'wall' of wolf innards only to have a rafrigerator materialize and loudly fall to the bottom of the stomach.

"Oh for crying out loud..." the fairy muttered as her upper body hoplessly drooped a bit.

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Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:24 am

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Thumbelina suddenly gasped, she had a wonderful idea. "Hey Theresa!" Thumbelina yelled starting to lose grip of Alice's dress. "Why don't we poision this big bad wolf?! Surely it'll make him puke and we won't have to exit the other way!" Thumbelina shuddered a bit at the thought of exiting through the bottom. After she got over the thought, she pulled three strands of hair from her head. She cringed in pain for a second and then dropped the strands of hair onto the wolf stomach contents. "I hope this works..."

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Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:40 am

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Theresa was still scarred and hugging alice, she took her basquet and took out an apple and gave it to Alice, Alice smiled and put the aple in Aisha´s wand ¨Now summon something random and get us out of here!¨

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Sat Nov 29, 2008 4:09 am

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"I'll try, but Thumbelina's poisoning idea might stil be worth a shot..." the pretty fairy girl said as she attempted flicked hr wand a few more times: producing a burgundy lampshade, a cup of nacho cheese, a Boudha statue, a quantum mechanics textbook, a meteorologist and a sail boat.

"And it's not even a pointy sailboat!" Aisha was fuming at the amount of random objects strewn around her, the meteoroligist man in buisness suit and glasses not even confused as he just stood there with his overhead map of the area on a display.

"We're currently experiencing a dry spell all the way from here to Far Far Away, which in turn increases the chances of forest fires starting..." he began rambling while pointing random things on his map.

"Wait, that's it!" Aisha snapped her fingers triumphantly. "Let's torch everything I conjured to make smoke! That combined with Thumbelina's poison is sure to make cough us up and be too sick to follow us for a while!"

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Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:44 am

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¨Impact in 3...2...1...¨Alice said and then the Wolf vomited them and they went flying and crashed against a tree, many fairies were watching them and smiling, The big bad wolf became little again and dissapeared, Theresa was asleep ¨I need a shower¨ Alice said...

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Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:51 pm

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"NOOO! My beautiful hair is ruined!" Prince Charming yelled. "And so is my perfect body."

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Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:56 am

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"Oh, get over yourself." Aisha said as she got up. "At least your ruined outfit didn't cost you 2000$ dollars! Am I going to get wolf innard juice out of Midnight Silk?!" she began whining for herself, the family ties with Charming becoming more and more apparent...

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Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:17 am

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"Yeah, well...At least you can use that wand and make random things appear. Maybe one of them will be something you can repair your clothes with. I can't go back home looking like this," Prince Charming said. "Yuck!"

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Thu Dec 04, 2008 2:51 am

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Theresa said to both of them ¨SHUT THE FUCK UP WHINNING EMOS¨ Then she saw the forest then Alice saw a river ¨I guess we can take a bath in there¨ Theresa took out her weapons and went hunting for some meat...

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Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:04 am

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"In that river?" Prince Charming asked. "No problem!" He dove into the river happily.

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Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:13 am

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"You don't even know if there's anything in there!" Aisha called out after him before shaking her head. "Ugh... men!" she then added before sitting down to carefully remove her black high heels, hesitantly dipping her feet in the water before going on a magic wand rampage to see if she could conjur up anything useful.

"Ouh, that's a cute watch! I think I'm gonna keep it."

"A.... windmill... huh..."

"Toilet paper..."

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Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:45 pm

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"Toilet paper? You might want to keep that," Prince Charming said just before diving under water. "Come in, ladies," he sid when he resurfaced. "The water's fine." Like me.

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Sat Dec 06, 2008 10:56 pm

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Theresa came back with a giant bunny and threw it to charming ¨That is going to be our dinner...¨ then Theresa started to cut the skin and the not edible organs, throwing them all to the prince ¨Alright I´ll be cooking this you go and have your bath¨ Alice just laughed...

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Sun Dec 07, 2008 1:57 am

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"R-rabbit?" Prince Charming asked. "I may not look it, but I am awesome at cooking meat over a fire." Then all the inedible parts of the rabbit hit prince Charming in the face. So, Charming went under water in a desperate attempt to clean himself off.

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