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Re: Royale Bar

Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:03 am

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"What the- WAAAH!" Kat was suddenly hurled around b like a rag doll by this woman. "Ow-ow-OW!" She kicked as hard as she could and protected her head with her arms. "WHAT THE HELL!?"

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Re: Royale Bar

Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:08 am

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"Tom Cruise? Who cares about Tom Cruise? You know who I like? This cat from the Meow Mix commercials." *Picks Kat up.* "I love you. You do know Hell's a place, right? Though I guess I can't expect a stupid cat to underestimate that. Heh, heh. You know what you get, kitty kitty. THE BOOT!'" *Drop kicks Kat*

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Re: Royale Bar

Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:12 am

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Kat was just as suddenly squeezed in a suffocating hug. "Choking, not breathing!" This crazy lady dropped kicked her just as she said that. "WAAH!" She crashed right into the pool table. "That's it!" She put up her fists. "You're not getting away with this!" I don't care if she's drunk out of her mind, someone should kick her ass!

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Re: Royale Bar

Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:15 am

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"Of course you aren't breathing. No one can underwater, Muhammad Ali. Hey, where'd that cat go? I wanted to pet it. WAAAHHH!!! Wait, I just realized sometime...I don't CARE! Well, that'll make it easier when I have to put it down." Sharon said as she searched under the pool table.

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Re: Royale Bar

Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:16 am

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Kody watched in shock, awe, and terror. But mostly awe, cause this is so awesome!

Re: Royale Bar

Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:19 am

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"Uh..." Kat was slightly caught off guard. "I'm over here..." What the hell was in that drink!? All she had was a shot! ...I guess some people can't hold their liquor. ((Just wanted to say, Lida_Rose+booze=awesomeness!))

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Re: Royale Bar

Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:24 am

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"SHHHH!!!" Sharon said to Kody. "It's okay. You don't have to be afraid of the dark. I'll perfect you!" *Grabs Kody* "There. There. Those monsters won't eat you...OHMYGAWD! MOOONNNSSTTEEERRSS! *Throws Kody into Kat and runs right into John.* OWW! Dude. What a STATUE! It almost looks real. *Referring to John.* I wonder who did this. He looks just like a bar tender."

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Re: Royale Bar

Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:26 am

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"Ehehehe... sorry, Kat." he said, picking himself up off of the floor, then helping Kat up. He dusted off his jacket.

Re: Royale Bar

Sun Jun 29, 2008 5:28 am

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Katrin stood up, with Kody's help. She shook her head. "Sometimes I just can't understand people," she said as she watched Sharon embarrass herself even more.

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Re: Royale Bar

Sun Jun 29, 2008 5:31 am

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"Katrin... That's a nice name, by the way." he said, smiling, ignoring Sharon.

Re: Royale Bar

Sun Jun 29, 2008 5:34 am

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"Thanks," said Kat in response. "And Kody's a neat name too. Is it short for something?"

((I actually got the name from Oriland, a website about origami. The creators are Katrin and Yuri Shumakov.))

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Re: Royale Bar

Sun Jun 29, 2008 5:35 am

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"Yeah. Kodilicious!" he said to her, laughing.

Re: Royale Bar

Sun Jun 29, 2008 5:40 am

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"Kodilicious? What-" Then Katrin realized it was a play on words. She laughed out loud. "Haha, that's a good one!"

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Re: Royale Bar

Sun Jun 29, 2008 6:18 pm

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Frank was absolutely astounded by the wonderful display of mental-cock sucking performed by Katrin to Kody. Noone with a brain would laugh in seriousness to "Kodilicious." "You must really want to get laid, miss!" Frank said loudly.

John gasped. "I knew I shouldn't have given you that shot! I'll go make a remedy." He scurried to the back.

Joe kept dancing like a retarded dog with cerebral tumors, singing as well. "La kuntratcha pa! Wambeedum, ba wambamboom! Lalalalalazagna!!!" He shouted.

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Re: Royale Bar

Sun Jun 29, 2008 6:22 pm

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CarChaseCityMan wrote:

Frank was absolutely astounded by the wonderful display of mental-cock sucking performed by Sharon to Kody. Noone with a brain would laugh in seriousness to "Kodilicious." "You must really want to get laid, miss!" Frank said loudly.

((I think you mean Katrin, not Sharon, ja?))

Re: Royale Bar

Sun Jun 29, 2008 6:29 pm

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Re: Royale Bar

Sun Jun 29, 2008 6:32 pm

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Honey watched the spectacle. Everyone in this bar was crazy. And she hadn't gotten her drink. So she stood up and went to the bar. ''I really need some alcohol. I don't care if someone sees me stealing this.'' She grabbed a random bottle and drank. ''Haha..tough..*hick*'' Finally she was drunk, too. She danced through the bar. ''YAAAAAAY!!'' she yelled.

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Re: Royale Bar

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:07 pm

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"Hey, where'd the statue go? And what are all these hippies doing here? Kodylicious? Oh, that must be GREEK!!! I know some of that, too. GEUIGHISHAUIEY!!!! WHOOO-HOO! You know, something Joey. I got to admire you. You don't even care about the color of my skin. Whew, man. Hey, that girl has the hic-ups. You know what that means. HER LIFE IS IN DANGER!!!" *Gives Honey the hiemlich maneuver.* "BREATHE, DAMMIT! BREEEAAATTTHHHEEE!!!!" Sharon screamed.

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Re: Royale Bar

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:24 pm

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Reyson tried to calm her "Calm down miss, you are going to hurt yourself" and managed to sit with her "Stay calm, there are no hippies or any girl in the hic-ups" Ray smiled and then said "Just stay calm until you stop seeing those things and you'll be safe"

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Re: Royale Bar

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:27 pm

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((Katrin hasn't heard someone use that play on words before. Mental cock-sucking? That was mean...))
Katrin glared at Frank coldly. Rather than tell him what was wrong with that outburst, she just yelled back, "You mind your own business!"

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Re: Royale Bar

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:34 pm

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"Yes, Ray Charles. Whatever you say. How do you know what I see anyway? I thought you were blind. May I have your autobiology...autobicentennial...autobiography, please? It would mean a lot to me. WAIT!! I never heard your songs. Oh, man. I'm sorry. Here, have some money. *Gives him a token.* You need it more than I do. DUDE!!! Look at that dancing elephant!" Sharon exclaimed, pointing at Honey. She then laughed hysterically.

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Re: Royale Bar

Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:36 pm

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Honey slapped Sharon. ''HOW DARE YOU CALLING ME AN ELEPHANT?! COME BACK TO MOTHER EARTH, JUNKIE!!'' she screamed. That girl stole her last nerves. Drinking endlessly, and then, being stupid. Ok, Honey was drunk too, but that was too much. Calling HER an elephant. But, who cares? So she danced away and shouted at Sharon.

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Re: Royale Bar

Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:16 pm

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"Oh, so you want to play tag? I'm all for that," Sharon said, not feeling the pain from the slap. She ran and pushed Honey over. "TAG! You're it. No tagsies-backsies." Then, she laughed like a maniac and ran for it, tripping over bar stools and pool tables, and not feeling the pain at all.

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Re: Royale Bar

Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:50 pm

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Frank laughed. "So you're not denying it? WHOO BOY!" He stumbled over and gave Kody a high five. "Dude, you are getting it tonight." Then he hopped back with a crazy giggle playing in his throat.

Joe laughed and tripped over, knocking a chair or two down. "Whoooooooopsie... Guess Jennifer Ansistonson got the hickle treatment. WEEE!!"

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Re: Royale Bar

Mon Jun 30, 2008 11:18 pm

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Sharon was now dancing on a random pool table, smiling stupidly. "WHEE! That must be French! I know some French, too. Parlevou you! Oh, dude...Why is everyone avoiding me? Is it because I'm black?" Sharon asked.

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Re: Royale Bar

Mon Jun 30, 2008 11:45 pm

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Katrin shook her head. I didn't deny it because it's not worth the trouble... And I didn't exactly tell him he was right either! She turned to Kody. "So, do you want to leave yet, Kody?"

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Re: Royale Bar

Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:01 am

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"Whooo boy, she's gettin' anxious now!" Frank called, talking to his imaginary robot who made him sandwiches. Tim would normally have joined in, but he was facing the counter, feeling depressed.

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Re: Royale Bar

Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:14 pm

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''No, it's 'cuz you're stupiiiiiid!'' Honey bawled. She really wanted to slap Sharon again, so she did. In her opinion, Sharon deserved to feel the pain. She ran to her, raised her hand and - giggled. Giggled like a little girl. ''TAG! YOU'RE IT!! RUN AWAY, SHARON COOOOMES!'' she said, still giggling.

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Re: Royale Bar

Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:44 pm

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"Hey! I said no tagsies-backsies! Oh well. If that's the case..." Sharon said. She pushed Tim off his bar stool. "TAG! You're it! Lookout! Tiny Tim is it! Too bad he can't walk fast! Poor cripple." Sharon jumped over the counter.

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Re: Royale Bar

Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:06 pm

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Honey ran away. This Sharon was really sick. But she was fun (at least when she was drunk.). ''I don't know the word tagsies-backsies. But I DON'T CAAAARE.'' Honey shouted. And Sharon called Tim a 'cripple'. Tim seemed to be nice, but Sharon wasn't allowed to call him that. She didn't even know him!

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Re: Royale Bar

Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:22 pm

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Sharon was hiding behind the counter, laughing hysterically. "DUDE!!! When did this thing turn into a snake?!" Sharon asked. "And wheekjklsaljiadsjdsdaidsakcsdknsdkjcnsdkjncjsdknjkdsnjkvsdnsdnjnsdjcndsjcnsjnjkkasjdklajdalkjdkldklskaljlkdjlkjdaskljadj!!!! wkejjej! Pa-rum-pum-pum-pa! Me and my drunk!"

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Re: Royale Bar

Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:41 pm

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Now Sharon was talking random shit. Honey wanted to help Tim, so she gave him a hand. Her mind got sober slowly. Awful Sharon. Awful bar.
And their alcohol wasn't hard enough to make a seldom-drinker awfully drunk. That's poor, Honey thought. ''Argh, here, stand up, Tim.'' she said with a crooked smile on her face.

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Re: Royale Bar

Tue Jul 01, 2008 8:38 pm

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Sharon was too busy staring at the cieling and laughing to know what was happening around her. She wasn't even talking anymore, just laughing for no reason. Sharon saw stand-up commedians performing random routines on the roof, and couldn't see or hear anything else. She was foaming at the mouth as well.

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Re: Royale Bar

Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:12 pm

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Honey was worried about Sharon. She wanted her to react. ''HELLO-O, SHAAAROOON!!'' she shouted. When she saw the foam at Sharon's mouth, she got worried as hell. ''S-S-Sharon, what's wrong with you?? SHARON!!''. The girl had gone crazy. Seriously. 'Argh..What shall I do?' she said to herself. 'I've never seen someone getting THAT crazy!'.

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Re: Royale Bar

Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:33 pm

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Sharon didn't react. If she didn't get that remedy soon, the damage could be permanent. Sharon was now not seeing commedians, but everything was tye-died. She was talking, but her words were so slurred, they were undecipherable.

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Re: Royale Bar

Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:38 pm

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Honey slapped Sharon. Not to hurt her, she wanted to get Sharon back to a normal state. ''SHARON! YOU WILL GET BACK NORMAL IMMEDIATELY!'' she screamed. 'Fuck. What shall I do now?' she asked herself over and over. Then, suddenly, she got an idea. ''HEY, TIM OR SOMEONE ELSEE!! COME AND HELP ME WITH SHARON!! SHE'S GETTING CRAAAZYY!!''

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Re: Royale Bar

Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:11 am

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((Nice to know nobody else wants to save Sharon. Hee, hee...JK.))

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Re: Royale Bar

Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:33 pm

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((How can I save you?!))

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Re: Royale Bar

Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:38 pm

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((I have no clue. CCM was supposed to get the elixir. However, I think I have an idea...))
Sharon passed out, and wasn't breathing.

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Re: Royale Bar

Mon Jul 07, 2008 10:03 pm

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John ran out with a strangely colored glass of liquid and shoved it down Joe's throat, and he sobered up immediately. "WHOA!!! What's IN that?!" He asked, but John scurried over to Sharon. "Not breathing... Very, very bad. It isn't The Killer for nothing." He propped her up and gave her the elixir with a prayer.

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