Thief's Paradise (in need of more thugs!) : General Roleplay

Re: Thief's Paradise

Tue Aug 16, 2011 5:05 am

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Even though she was tired, Migoto picked up on the twitch. Something was up. It was time for a little test. "Last night was a fun night, huh? What was your favorite part?"

Re: Thief's Paradise

Tue Aug 16, 2011 5:07 am

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Grant thought quickly, leaning a little closer. "Obviously, it was being with you, baby," he said softly, running his hand across her cheek. "My favorite things to do are stealing cars, being a lunatic, and getting to look at your gorgeous face every morning."

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Re: Thief's Paradise

Tue Aug 16, 2011 5:13 am

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There it was. She knew this wasn't her boyfriend. "Aww... That's sweet~" she said before promptly kicking Grant in the chest, grabbing Wendy, and moving away. "But my boyfriend steals motorcycles. If you're gonna pretend to be my boyfriend, at least get your facts straight!"

Re: Thief's Paradise

Tue Aug 16, 2011 5:17 am

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Grant clutched his chest, with a shocked expression. "M-Migoto! Are you crazy? I steal cars all the time, you don't have to kick me," he said, standing up, a little dazed. "Is this some kind of joke?"

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Re: Thief's Paradise

Tue Aug 16, 2011 5:26 am

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Migoto just glared at him. "Stop pretending." she said, "You're not Chase. Besides, your wig is crooked. Now tell me what you did to my boyfriend. If you don't... I'll kick your jaw so hard, you won't be able to eat for weeks." she let out a laugh. "You know, that's how a lot of lions die in the wild. A zebra kicks it's face in and they die of starvation."

Re: Thief's Paradise

Tue Aug 16, 2011 5:27 am

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Meanwhile, in his apartment, Markus' villain senses were tingling. Somewhere out there was trying to take his target. He reached for his phone and called up his 'boss'.

"Hello Yuui. I was just calling to know if anything was going down right now. I just have a bad feeling..."

Re: Thief's Paradise

Tue Aug 16, 2011 5:31 am

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Yuui let out a laugh. "What ever can you mean, Markus~? I just told Chase's 'old friend' where to find him and that girl punched her way into your heart~" he replied, "Oops~! I mean Migoto~"

Re: Thief's Paradise

Tue Aug 16, 2011 5:34 am

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Grant sighed, closing his eyes. "Fine," he began, in his own, deeper voice. "I'm not your boyfriend, CarChaseCityDouche." He removed the wig and threw it aside, then opened his eyes and glared at Migoto coldly. "I am GrandTheftAutoBro, his arch-nemesis. And if you want to know what I did to him, I knocked him out and left him in the woods unconscious." He smirked. "Didn't even put up a fight. I was always stronger than he was," he mused, brushing some dust off his shoulder. "I did mean what I said earlier, though. You are ravishing. How'd you end up with an idiot like him, anyway?" he said, a wry smile playing onto his face. He took a step forward.

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Re: Thief's Paradise

Tue Aug 16, 2011 5:38 am

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"Yuui, your sister and her boyfriend were my target," His voice was calm, but on the outside he was gripping his chair's arm.

"You're sending some newcomer after my target. I've been quite reliable sir."

Re: Thief's Paradise

Tue Aug 16, 2011 5:47 am

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Migoto glared back at Grant. "Yeah Yeah, save it. I 'ended' up with Chase because he's a way better person than you." she replied, "And take another step closer, and I'll break both of your legs like they were toothpicks!"

"Oh Markus..." Yuui replied, "Don't you understand~? You're a liability now. I can't have you around. In fact, you should be getting visitors soon~" Just then, the doorbell rang. "There they are~ I hope you enjoy hell~!" with that, the call was disconnected.

Re: Thief's Paradise

Tue Aug 16, 2011 5:51 am

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Grant took another step challengingly. "Really, don't do this. As much as I'd love to see his face after seeing you with a black eye, I'd hate to spoil something as pretty as you, doll," he said. "But believe me, I ain't above hitting a girl if the need beckons."

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Re: Thief's Paradise

Tue Aug 16, 2011 5:55 am

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Migoto put Wendy down, who ran away and hid. "Oooh. You're asking for it." she said as she cracked her knuckles, "And don't call me doll." Then, Migoto ran two steps, rolled, and stood behind Grant. "C'mon. Let's see what you got."

Re: Thief's Paradise

Tue Aug 16, 2011 5:57 am

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"A liability? Even when I'm better than him?" Markus chuckled. He grabbed his revolver and stood to the side of the door.

"Hello?" he asked.

Re: Thief's Paradise

Tue Aug 16, 2011 5:59 am

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Grant rolled his eyes. "I told you not to," he chirped, then threw a vicious elbow behind him into Migoto's ribs, leaping forward and grabbing a chair. He wound up and threw it with all his might at her and then hopped onto the bed, laughing like a maniac. "Oh, I wish Chase were here, watching me kick his girlfriend's ass!" he bellowed.

My CR family is my beautiful wife Arkillian, and my three daughters Lida_Rose, Franzika Von ehmpke5, angel_of_nature and my son, Meenyman.

Re: Thief's Paradise

Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:07 am

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Migoto held her rib and kicked the chair before it hit her. "You messed with the wrong girl..." She grabbed the sheets off the bed and pulled them as hard as she could, trying to make Grant lose his balance.

Meanwhile, at Markus' place, two big, burly men stood at the door. "Any last words?" one said as they both pointed guns at Markus.

Re: Thief's Paradise

Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:10 am

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Grant fell back, putting his hands up and bounding into a backflip back to his feet on the bed, bouncing up and down cheekily. "Come on, bounce with me!" he cried, still laughing. He jumped off the bed and rolled to the fridge, opening it up and gasping. "What the hell is with the milk?" he asked loudly, grabbing a bottle and breaking it on the table.

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Re: Thief's Paradise

Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:12 am

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Markus smiled as he heard the voices from outside, "Really? Just two of you? You're going to have to come in and get me!" he stood at the side of the door, revolver at the ready.

Re: Thief's Paradise

Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:16 am

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"Milk is rich in calcium. Builds strong bones." Migoto replied, "Which is what you'll need when I'm done with you!" She ran over, slid under the table, and sent a powerful kick into Grant's private parts.

The two men put their fingers on the triggers. "Let's not make this difficult. You can't shoot us both at once."

Re: Thief's Paradise

Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:22 am

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Grant cursed loudly and hobbled towards the door, dropping the broken bottle on the floor. "Not fair," he choked, his smile returning slowly. "You can't just go doing that to another man! I'm not Chase, remember?" he teased, laughing again. Grant suddenly sprinted towards Migoto, jumping up and throwing a fierce kick aimed at her head.

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Re: Thief's Paradise

Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:26 am

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"Obviously you don't know about me," Markus said, "Haven't you ever heard of the Blackguard? Either you leave right now, or you'll just add to my legend."

Re: Thief's Paradise

Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:29 am

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What Grant didn't know was that Migoto had a black belt in Karate. She grabbed his foot, stopping the kick, and sent him to the ground. "I told you not to mess with me." she said.

"Sorry." one guy said, "We have orders to kill you. We're not going anywhere."

Re: Thief's Paradise

Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:31 am

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Grant grunted. "I hate karate! You guys think you're all high and mighty!" He pistoned his leg back into her and sprung up to his feet. "I've beaten monks who trained their entire lives. I'm not gonna get beaten by a girl here," he taunted.

My CR family is my beautiful wife Arkillian, and my three daughters Lida_Rose, Franzika Von ehmpke5, angel_of_nature and my son, Meenyman.

Re: Thief's Paradise

Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:35 am

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"Well then, I guess we'll have to do this the old fashioned way." Markus smiled. In a flash he runs behind the first thug, putting him into a grapple and grabbing his gun, pointing it at the other thug."

Re: Thief's Paradise

Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:41 am

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"Better prepare to have your Ego busted, mister." She said, taking a battle stance, "I've beaten up guys twice your size, and double your skills."

The other man was caught off guard. "What the-?!?"

Re: Thief's Paradise

Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:45 am

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Grant laughed. "You know what? I think I'll save that. I'm gonna go find your boyfriend. I kinda hope he's being eaten right now... Oh well!" He jumped onto the window. "If you wanna see him again, well... Too bad!" He laughed maniacally as he sprinted off into the woods again, a few thieves awaking groggily to the commotion.

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Re: Thief's Paradise

Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:48 am

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Migoto grunted and followed him by hopping through the trees. "Guys! Wake up! Chase is in trouble!" she yelled as she ran/hopped. "I need your help!!"

Re: Thief's Paradise

Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:53 am

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With a pull of the trigger the not grappled thug was dead. He continued to empty the gun into the wall. Then he dislocated the thug's gun arm and threw the weapon on the floor. "Now, to have some fun with you..." And with that he drug the thug into his 'interrogation room'. Door shuts, scene cut.

Re: Thief's Paradise

Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:53 am

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The thieves slowly but surely awoke and emerged from the houses. "Wha-? What happened to the boss?" they asked one another, but decided to go searching anyway.

Meanwhile, Grant had found the spot where Chase still lay unconscious. "Come on, big guy," he muttered, picking him up and beginning to trot away. "You're comin' with me. Let's see how fearless you really are."

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Re: Thief's Paradise

Tue Aug 16, 2011 7:03 am

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Like a ninja, Migoto followed Grant in the shadows. pulling out her phone, she texted Sylvester.

"Chase kidnapped by guy that looks like him. Following him. Please send help. And feed Wendy."

She really hoped Sylvester would get it. She didn't want Wendy to get hungry.

Re: Thief's Paradise

Tue Aug 16, 2011 7:17 am

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It was a few minutes before Markus left his room. He pulled out a towel and cleaned himself and his dagger off.

"Well, if that little bitch, her brother, and her boyfriend all want me dead, I guess it's time to clear out." He coated the room in gasoline and set the room to light before walking out and leaving his apartment. He, of course, didn't look at the explosion. Cool guys don't look at explosions.

"Now, who would be a more pressing matter, the boy or the girl?" He asked himself as he looked for a vehicle to steal.

Re: Thief's Paradise

Tue Aug 16, 2011 12:52 pm

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"Which one wants to kill you?" Sylvester asked, exiting his Alfa and turning to Markus. "Sorry, I was following you last night. Just before I got in, I had a bad feeling. And you can take the Alfa. I'll steal another one later. Besides, the mirror's broken." He chucked the key's into Markus' hands and looked at his phone. "Oh my God. I've got to go. The new man looks like Chase, by the way. I need your help. And you need mine. We both want him gone. Besides, you're not technically a Thug, are you? I really should go now. Goodbye."
Sylvester pulled his motorcycle out of the Alfa's trunk before riding out to the forest, hoping to encounter this lookalike.

Re: Thief's Paradise

Tue Aug 16, 2011 4:00 pm

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Grant carried Chase's limp body through the dark, shadowy forest, all the while muttering insults. After a few minutes, he reached the highway, where he posed as a hitchhiker, then stole the car right there and laughed in the victim's face. "You suck!" he called out as they drove away, to his temporary hideout.

My CR family is my beautiful wife Arkillian, and my three daughters Lida_Rose, Franzika Von ehmpke5, angel_of_nature and my son, Meenyman.

Re: Thief's Paradise

Tue Aug 16, 2011 4:22 pm

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Markus was surprised when the suit handed him the car. "I'm not a Sophisticate or a Sherwood dork either, if that's what you're implying." Markus searched every inch of the car for traps. When satisfied, he sat down in the driver's seat.

"This isn't exactly my style, but it'll have to do. But now to show Yuui why you don't mess with the Blackguard." He sped off, heading for the Thug HQ.

Re: Thief's Paradise

Tue Aug 16, 2011 4:53 pm

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"Awww flip!" Migoto cursed as she looked around. She had keep following him! After climbing higher in the tree, she hopped on the telephone wire and ran along it, keeping her eye on the car Grant stole. It was her turn to save Chase.

Re: Thief's Paradise

Tue Aug 16, 2011 4:59 pm

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Chase's eyes opened slowly, and he awoke in the back seat of a stolen car. His vision was blurred, but all he saw was Grant, driving a car like a maniac and yelling at anybody he passed. "You... I'm gonna kill you..." Chase muttered, but Grant said nothing, instead looking at him disgustedly and hitting him again, sending Chase back to his unconscious state.

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Re: Thief's Paradise

Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:47 am

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Migoto ran along the telephone lines, trying to catch up. She hoped Sylvester got the message! To make sure, she pulled out her cell and called him. "Sylvester!! Chase got kidnapped!!" she said frantically, "We have to save him!! I'm following the guy now, okay? Get back-up!"

Re: Thief's Paradise

Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:02 am

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Grant giggled as he ran a motorcycle off the road, which rolled and crashed several times before coming to a stop. He decided to do some thrill seeking and ran into the opposite lane, dodging cars and honking loudly. "Man, this is so much better than Tibet! It was so boring over there!" he said, almost as if he were talking to the unconscious Chase. "I think I'll stay here forever!"

Finally, the got off the highway and approached a derelict casino. Grant felt it fit; he, a person of low moral fiber living in a decrepit house of vices. It seemed the perfect fit. Grant hauled Chase inside and tied him to a radiator in the back room with a pair of handcuffs he had stolen. "Now you stay there," he said, slapping Chase lightly before stepping outside to smoke a cigarette.

My CR family is my beautiful wife Arkillian, and my three daughters Lida_Rose, Franzika Von ehmpke5, angel_of_nature and my son, Meenyman.

Re: Thief's Paradise

Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:05 am

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"Yes, yes! I think I can see you! I'll call Vile and let him know! This Neanderthal isn't going to get on my nerves and just leave." Sylvester hung up and called Vile, telling him about the whole plot.
Reed stood up and shouted through the building. "The Hood leader's been taken by the Thugs! Sylvester needs us on the highway as fast we can!"
Rose was out of the door in seconds, followed shortly by Essa and Gary. Holding hands. Ugh. Enzo was last out, succeeding Vile's exit. The couple and Rose jumped into a Lambourghini and Enzo joined Reed in the Ferrari. Both cars set off at the same time, heading straight for the highway by the forest. In the next few minutes, Essa and Gary kissed twice, Rose checked around for Grant five times and Reed slapped Enzo at least seven times.

Re: Thief's Paradise

Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:10 am

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Migoto stopped to take her breath. She finally caught up to him. When recuperated, she carefully made it down and snuck inside. When she saw Chase, she quickly ran over to him. "Ch-Chase!" she whispered as she shook him, "Wake up! I gotta get you out of here!" She examined the handcuffs and searched her person for a Bobby pin. When none was found, she scanned the room and found a thin wire. How lucky! After grabbing the wire, she attempted to pick the lock.

Re: Thief's Paradise

Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:19 am

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Chase slowly revived, opening his eyes. His vision was blurred, black around the edges at first, but he could make out Migoto's bright hair in the fog. "What's... What's going on?" he asked groggily, shifting up a little bit and rubbing his eyes and forehead. His head was pounding.

Outside, Grant finished his cigarette and came back inside, taking his time going through the lobby of the empty casino, admiring the games and lights that didn't work anymore.

My CR family is my beautiful wife Arkillian, and my three daughters Lida_Rose, Franzika Von ehmpke5, angel_of_nature and my son, Meenyman.