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((Lol that was my last nonsence post, promise :D))
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Rise and shine, Mr. Judge.

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(Kay :D
You know, Tirage of Dawn depresses me ;_; Even though Wilson isnt such a big character..)
The G-man Stood behind the tree and watched them. he followed after every move. he giggled quietly like a little girl.
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"Uh..." he continued walking over Ravenholm, waiting for the others to catch up.
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Gordon followed Aviv. "So what now, we've defeated the final boss, theres not much left to do."
Gordon forgot that he had left his car running, with a lit cigarette and a tank of gas in the back seat. He then heard an explosion. "..Please dont tell me..." He looked and saw his car had blown up. "Yup... Well now i'm stuck here."
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"Ughh... Wheres a vort when you need him?!" he sighed. "No one's here except me, you, Danny and Moshe. and those zombies. and heacrabs." A few hours passed. "..And those rocks. and woods. and that leaf. and that one. and that one. and that one. and Alyx- ALYX?!" he turned around to see the fine looking lady in the jacket and Black Mesa undershirt.
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I need an avatar and sig... |:

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"Who the hell is Alyx?" Moshe asked "Is she that hot looking girl over there? I better make a move on her She's nice."
Moshe went over to check with her, he saw her face more clearly now. "Uhhhhhh.... guys.... Why is there a headcrab on her head?"
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"..Oooooooooooooh, SHIT!" he pulled up his chainsaw. he turned it on, and ran over Alyx. he cut the headcrab in two halfs, and ate it with pleasure. Suddenly, he felt like puking. "IMA FIERING MAH LAZOOOOOOOOOR!!!!" he shoop da whoop'd everyone.
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!

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"ARGH IT'S A HEADCRAB SHOOP DA WHOOP! How gross!" Danny said as he felt the need to shoop da whoop towards a building. "Will Alyx be OK? Or will she die or something? Gordon Freeman would take it so hard..."
Danny walked up to Gordon Frohman and said "HOLY SHIT MAN! YOU'RE FUCKING FAMOUS! You're just.... like.... EPIC WIN!"
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(I'm a Frohman fan too. D:)
"GORDON!" Alyx screamed, and hugged Gordon. "Uh, it's Gordon FrOHman, not Freeman." he smiled. "I'M Gordon Freeman." he smirked. Alyx looked confused. "But... Gordon doesn't talk!!" she said angrily. "You know, i have LOTSA MONEY." he said. she ran up to him and glomped him. he smirked devilishly. Doctor Octaganapus.
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Gordon saw some guy come over to him and start calling him famous. "....cool...." He was confused as to why this guy was calling him famous.
Then suddenly he felt the need to Sparta kick a zombie into a hole. So he did.
"YABBA MY ICING!!!" "Icing? No, THIS... IS... RAVONHOLMMMMMM" He kicked the zombie into the pit of death and Fired hs LAZARZ on it.
"DR. OCTOGONAPUS BLAHHHHHH!!!!" He then suddenly felt hungry. "Aviv, do you know why people always suddenly feel hungry after Firin' their LAZARZ?
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!

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Danny glomped Alyx. Because he does that to all cute girls... "I LOVE PEOPLE!" Danny said, like a fucking hippie. Then he FIRED HIS LAZORS at a bunch of zombies which were having a gay orgie.
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"What the hell!?" he turned around, and started up his chainsaw. "Back off of her, she's mine, bitch!"
Alyx looked at him with a "0_0" expression.
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!

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"Dude, I'm sorry! I was just glomping her! It's only a friendly gesture!" Danny said, while crying like an Emo.
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I give love a bad name.

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Name: Bill Hobo
Occupation: Hobo
Age: 68
Appearance: Like a hobo.
Reason for going to Ravenholm: Trying to find a temporary home.
Inventory: Shotgun, beer, porno mag.

Bill was wandering in to the town. "HEY DUMBASSES! WHERE THE HELL AM I?!" He ran up behind Danny. "HUH?! WHERE ARE WE?! WELL?!" Then, to Frohman. "ANSWER THE QUESTION!"
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!

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"You're in Ravenholm. A land where zombies are free to have crazy orgies and try to eat your brains!" said Danny boy to that damn hobo.
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Rise and shine, Mr. Judge.

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TheObjectionist wrote:
Name: Bill Hobo
Age: 68
Appearance: Like a hobo.
Personality: Always yells. Is an ass to most people.
Other: Has a shotgun.

Bill was wandering in to the town. "HEY DUMBASSES! WHERE THE HELL AM I?!" He ran up behind Danny. "HUH?! WHERE ARE WE?!" He turned to Freeman. "WELL?!" Then, to Frohman. "ANSWER THE QUESTION!"

You didn't fill the form right. and there is no Freeman. Have you even played half life?
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I give love a bad name.

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(LOLNO. I'm sorry. I filled out my own form in liek, 10 seconds. I'm sorry, don't be mad <_<)
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Rise and shine, Mr. Judge.

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(It's okay. by the way, Ravenholm is like raccoon city..)
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((:O A RE reference, You must now DIE D:<))

Gordon was frightened by the Hobo who was harrasing him. "Oh my god a hobo! BLAHHHHHHHHH" Gordon FIRED HIS LAZARS on the hobo and obliterated him to a million pieces. No not really :P. Gordon then passed out from hunger.
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(I edited it. Raccoon City, eh? cool.)

"RAVEN HOLM? ISN'T THAT THE NAME OF A PORN STAR?!"
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((Sorry ignore this post my computer F'ed up))
Re: There is no peace at Ravenholm- Half Life 2 RPTopic%20Title
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I give love a bad name.

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(wtf double post ._.)
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((I edited it incase you didn't read it.))
Re: There is no peace at Ravenholm- Half Life 2 RPTopic%20Title
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((O. I saw the unedited version first.))
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((By the way it doesn't really count as a double-post since I accidentally posted it after you :P))
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Daniel stuffed some meat from the ground into Gordon's mouth. "Don't worry, it's Kosher. It's from a cow and it's been in a fire!" Daniel said, smiling. "NOW CHEW. CHEW IT BITCH!"
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Gordon was being forcefed rotten meat by a hobo, what could be worse... but, just them. "*mumbling something*" He took the meat out of his mouth. "IMCOMING SHOVEL!" He pointed at a shovel flying towards Bill. The shovel hit bill in the head allowing Gordon to escape. "Sucker!" Gordon yelled running of, taking the shovel with him.
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"Come back! I promise I'll kill this hobo!" Daniel said while he grabbed the hobo by the collar. "Now do you like the taste of lead? I like lead!"
Unfortunately, a bunch of zombies came in and started having an orgy and they tried to include every human there. Daniel's gun was stolen by a zombie, who was getting some very green ass.
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"Hold on Danny, I'll save you from the gay zombie orgy!" He threw his shovel at the zombies and they all exploded... for some reason. "No zombie will ever want you to have an orgy with them now!" He said proudly, but then combine surrounded him and started having a gay orgy. "Wheres an incoming shovel when you need one..."
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