The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay : General Roleplay

Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:11 pm

PrinceDaniel07

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"But.... WAH! I want Viola! Or some pretty girl!" Daniel said. He turned Emo and pulled his fringes over his eyes. "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME!" Danny yelled. He then started writing something down in a little book, but wouldn't let anyone see it. "You're so mean!"

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Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:12 pm

Balrog

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Name: Balrog
Testing the: Portal Gun
Age: 16
Appearance: Wears a bandana made for a line of cloth ripped from his shirt
Personality: Sarcastic but Loyal
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Just then a portal opened up from the ceiling and Balrog fell threw it on to the floor below. It was cold.
"Uhhhh, I'll get it eventually"
Balrog growled, before looking up to see who's company he had just fallen into.

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Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.

Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:15 pm

Aviv

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"Uhhh.... welcome?" Aviv said, ignoring Danny. he finished his meal, and sipped from his Aperture Science Fanta. "Aw, man. that was on the spot." he burped again, and kicked Danny's crutch for the lulz.

Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:17 pm

PrinceDaniel07

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"STOP KICKING ME!" Danny said. "What the fuck is up with this awesomeness cologne that they have me testing? It's supposed to make people worship me! It doesn't bloody work." Danny then went up to Balrog. "HELLO! What's that gun you got there? One of those Portal things?!"

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Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:18 pm

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Esteban tried to do something ith the turrets but they were inmune to the size gun "Fucking GLaDOS" and so he managed to make portals and the turrets shoot themselves "That was close" and so Esteban returned to the cafeteria and saw Daniel sad "What's wrong dude?" he asked

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Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:18 pm

Aviv

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"Let me try." he snatched the gun, and hit it on Danny's head. "Whaddya know. it just made me worship myself."

Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:19 pm

Gordon Frohman

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Name: MaDOS 06.66
Testing the: Hes a super computer built to assist GLaDOS.
Age: 66.6

Spoiler: Appearence

Personality: Evil, likes messing with the test subjects

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Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:22 pm

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"Ow... er... Esteban... I'm just a fucking depressed person... never mind me." Danny went and cried in a corner while everyone laughed. He then started hugging a food tray thinking it was Ema. "Ema! Let's make science!"

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Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:23 pm

Balrog

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Balrog looked down at his Gun.
"Why, yes it is..." he said.
I found it on a dead guy, but Im still learning how to use it with out falling on my head...

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Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:23 pm

Gordon Frohman

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Gordon punched Danny. "Stop making Phoenix Wright references! THIS... IS... PORTAL!" Gordon Sparta kicked Danny into a portal made by Balrog making him fall from the cieling. "That was fun..."

Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:25 pm

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"Portals.... you're like playing God or something...." Daniel said while cutting himself. "That's awesomely scary..." Daniel said. He then stuck the food tray in his pants. "OH YES EMA! YES! YES! YES!"

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Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:26 pm

Aviv

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He took out a mirror, and looked at himself. Sexy. he smirked infront of the camera egotastically. He ran his hand through his hair, and began looking for Chell.

Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:27 pm

Balrog

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Balrog quickly grew bored and looked around for someone not paying attention. Then he shot a portal at his feet and one of the guys head.
"Hey Dan, If your done with that tray, you can put it in here" he said.

Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:

Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.

Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:28 pm

Gordon Frohman

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"...................." Gordon was in utter shock, Danny making a tray give him a blow-job. "YOU SICK FUCK!" Gordon was about the punch him but then a voice started talking on the loud speaker.
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"ATTENTION STUPID TEST SUBJECTS! ITS TIME FOR YOU ALL TO DIE- I MEAN GO BACK TO THE TESTING CHAMBERS!" Just then portals opened under all the subjects making them reappear in random test chambers.

Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:30 pm

Gikon

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(MY CHANCE FOR A DATE WITH YOU
NO WAY I'M LETTING MMF TAKE IT
Name: Chell Vance (:o)
Testing the: Portal gun
Age: 18
Appearance: Long black hair and brown eyes. (?)
Personality: She's very fragile but cute sometimes.)

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Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:30 pm

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Danny was sent to a place that was empty. He had no idea what he was supposed to do. He found a note that said "Entertain yourself in an awesome way!" So he started crying. That's entertaining, right?

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Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:30 pm

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Insani walked around the whole place already, causing the whole place to be blood red.
Insani Screamed, "WHO THE FUCK IS LEAVING ALL THIS BLOOD?!" as blood rushed out of his back

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Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:31 pm

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"fuck" Esteban was in a test chamber with cube "Ok this doesn't seem as bad as the last time" He took cube and inspected the area and so a giantic robot appeared with chainsaws around it "This is going to be a long long day..."

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Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:34 pm

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Balrog landed on his head.
"If your going to FORCE me through a portal, could you at least send me through the right way????" he yelled.

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Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.

Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:34 pm

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(Yay Gikon. <333)
He walked around the tables, and found Chell. she looked so cute... "Hey there." he sat next to her. "You don't mind, do you?"

Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:34 pm

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She turned around. WOW. She saw a really cute guy... She blushed. "N-Not at all..."

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Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:35 pm

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Insani slipped on his own blood, and went hurling into the robot's chainsaw

Insani said with a sigh, "I have a feeling this is going to take a while -_-''
He felt his back, and realized he was the onle leaving the blood
insani said, "HELP! IM FUCKING BLEEDING!"
Insani then sticked his hand through his chainsaw wound
He said, "... I feel wierd"

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Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:37 pm

Gordon Frohman

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Gordon was sent to a chamber surrounded with pictures a Alyx naked posted on the walls. A note read "If you get an Erection while in this room you shall die!" "Oh crap... Must not look at naked Alyx...." He tried looking at the cieling or floor and there were pictures up and down there too. "NOOOOO!"

((Lol best room EVAR :D))

Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:37 pm

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Danny heard some really loud noise that sounded like Aviv was next door. "Aviv? Can you please, please get me out of here? I can't be awesome! I need out of here!"

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Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:38 pm

Aviv

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(I got the naked Alyx mod for half life XDD
*ep 1 start*
Dog: *throws rock*
Alyx: Gordon! *hug*
Gordon: ...:o)

Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:39 pm

Balrog

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Balrog looked around his room, which actually turned out to be a hallway leading right to the exit.
"Simple enough" he though as he walked into it.

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Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.

Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:40 pm

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"Ok, you are not going to finish me like this!" He tried to make the robot small but he was inmune to the size gun "Ok, there must be a way to kill it" The robot started to shoot missiles and chainsaws, Esteban used cube as shield and made a portal "Alright want to shot me, then shot yourself bitch" and so the chainsaws hitted the robot instead of Esteban and then the robot was destroyed "Was it enough?" and so 10 more robots appeared "I think not, This is going to be an extremely long long long long day"

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Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:41 pm

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Insani said, "Anybody got a Medkit? I'm bleeding pretty bad, ehck, im drowning in my blod."

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Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:42 pm

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"Okay." he sat next to her. he sighed. "Man... when will this ever stop." he looked at his Turret wound.

Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:44 pm

Gordon Frohman

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A portal opened under Gordon's feet and he fell right on Balrog. "Thanks for breaking my fall Balrog... hey look the exit." Gordon got up and walked through the door. He got shot at by thousands of turrets. Then his phone rang. Alyx was on the other line. "Hey Gordon, there are turrets past that door." Gordon then got up triggered some mines. Alyx called him again. "By the way there are bombs there." "Oh Gee wiz thanks bitch!" He got up> "OH boy I hope a tank comes out and owns me!" Just then a tank comes out and owns him. "Hey Gordon-" "SHUT UP BITCH!" He got up and walked though the door only to see GLaDOS.

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Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:45 pm

Aviv

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(Lulz. Metal Gear Awesome 2 :D)

Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:46 pm

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Insani took some of the flesh from the zombies he kileld, and stuffed it into his wounds, an bandaged them.
Even the cameras were shocked.

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Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:47 pm

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((I thought I was the only one here who knew about that, AWSOME :D))

Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:47 pm

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"Wait for me" Said Balrog. Who was then killed. And his body fell of a cliff.

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Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.

Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:47 pm

Aviv

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(Great minds watches the same movies and plays the same games. >_>
Anyone up for a Team Fortress 2 roleplay? :P)

Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:48 pm

Gordon Frohman

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((Aviv, If I wasn't I guy I'd marry you O.O))

Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:50 pm

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A giant sword created a whole in insani's body, isnani said, "IM RUNNING OUT OF THIGNS TO PUT IN MY WOUNDS!!!"
He took all thep ictures of naked alyx and stuffed them into his room and said, "...Soon ill be a workign recycable monster"

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Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:50 pm

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Danny then appeared through a portal and followed Frohman. "It's Gordon! Let's follow him! Re rocks!" Danny then found a scrap piece of metal. "Yes, I'll save you Adrian..." Danny said, cuddling the piece of metal.

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Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:52 pm

Aviv

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(Haha XD As soon as i get Gmod, we are SO making a comic there.)
GLaDOS turned around, to see a retarded looking fellow. "Well, you found me. Congratsulations, because the only thing you've managed to break so far, is my butt. Maybe you could settlefodatandwejstclitady-" GLaDOS went faster, as Aviv shot her with an RPG. He took out his bugbait, and threw it at GLaDOS. Many antlions came and started eating GLaDOS. as soon as they finished, a man jumped from inside her. it was none other then- DOCTOR BREEN!!!
(Dun dun duuun
I always imagined Breen as GLaDOS's programmer D:)

Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:53 pm

Gordon Frohman

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He looked at Danny. "MAN, are you like on White Claudia or something?" ((Anyone who gets that reference shall be on my win list.)) He saw GLaDOS and thought. 'Man I hope she doesn't send some wimpy scientist to pee on us... ((Once again Metal Gear Awsome 2)) He saw thta GLaDOS was sleeping. "OK were safe for now, while she's asleep.... Oh my god its Aviv to the Rescu... Dr. BREEN?????" Gordon nearly fainted with all the videogame cross-refrencing.

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