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Larry just sat there, stairing at Satan, wondering whether he should scream or shit himself.

Kirby decided to take his guitar out of his mouth and started palying "Shout at the Devil" by Motley Crue in hopes that Satan would eather got out or start rocking out to it.
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"Sorry about putting that brick wall in your trunk," Satan explained to God. "But it crushed the bike." Satan then took Kirby and roasted him. "Are you hungry, mortal?" He said to Larry.
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Larry then decided to just scream. He screamed so much that it magically unroasted Kirby, because there where traces of Deus Ex Machina in his voice.

Kirby took his guitar and then just started playing "Smells Like Teen Spirit" because he knew that that would not anger anyone and he didn't want to burst in to flames unless he was fire Kirby.
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They don't :c

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((Reading all of this, then the first post, almost made me crap myself in laughter.))
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Me and my best friend the AAS

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((Hard to admit, but i've laughed so much with this post too... God, JC, and Flay rulez!))
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((Are either of you planing on joining?)
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Do you see the black one...or the white?

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((Ok, I give. I'll join. I call Buddha))
As Buddha entered the scene, the ground shook under his immense weight. Hearing the horrid music coming from the terrible guitar player, Buddha rubbed his belly, causing his belly button to expand and suck Kirby in. Once inside, Kirby was ripped to shreds as Buddha's belly was full of sharp pointy objects.
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((Will everyone please stop killing Kirby. Now I have to think of more BS to bring him back.))
Because Kirby hit a magician's wand last he magicly healed and teleported back to the car. He took out his Bass guitar and played "Anotherone Bites the Dust".
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Suddenly, Elmo appeared besides Buddha. He stood still for around three minutes, without blinking nor breathing. After all, he was a puppet; and, hell, not any puppet, a Muppet.

After those three minutes passed, Elmo looked around, and noticed the fat man besides him, recognizing him as Buddha. He stood still for 30 seconds, then shouted "Where is Elmo!?!?"
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((I can't stop laughing. I'll join as Hulk Hogan from WWF Superstars))

Suddenly the doors open and Hulk Hogan stepped in. He took one look at JC and gave him a pile diver. The Hulkster pointed at God and said "You betrayed me, God; So now your son has to pay YOUR price, Brother!"
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(Yeah, i'll team up with the defenders of rum. I'll play as Zeus)

After that JC was Piledrived by the Hulkster a thunder strikes the floor and Zeus makes his appear with an angry face. "WHERE IS THE FREAKING RUM!?" he shouted and pointed to Larry "You!!! where is it!?"
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"It's not him; God is lying, brother. He drank all the rum and is trying to exploit humanity to get more rum so he can take all the rum for himself." Said Hulk to Zeus, then he turned to God "At Wrastlemania, Imma take you on in an Iron Man match- till then, I have a match with Zeus." He turned around to Zeus and gave him an Axe Bomber.
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((DeMatador, Maxwellssilverhammer, you guys need to change your charactors. I allow religious figures as well as the charactor rules I set on page one. So no Elmo and no WWE guys.))
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((Then allow them. I mean, if you allowed religious figures, why not allow popular culture figures?))
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((THE HULKSTER IS A GOD Actually, Hulk is in TNA now.))
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((AND there's the game "Sesame Street: Elmo's ABC" for Nintendo DS, sooooo))

Elmo suddenly noticed Zeus had appeared. "Elmo is- ugh", he said, in his usual squeaky voice. Suddenly, he started speaking in a deep voice, and in 1st person. "I'm tired of speaking like that. Hey, people, what's with the rum?"
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DeMatador wrote:
((Then allow them. I mean, if you allowed religious figures, why not allow popular culture figures?))

((Because religious figures imply a belief system and I don't want to mess with that. I will let you be Elmo if he's a rum maker because that's holy in this RP. And Maxwell I don't care who Hulk Hogan's with.))

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((AND there's the game "Sesame Street: Elmo's ABC" for Nintendo DS, sooooo))

Elmo suddenly noticed Zeus had appeared. "Elmo is- ugh", he said, in his usual squeaky voice. Suddenly, he started speaking in a deep voice, and in 1st person. "I'm tired of speaking like that. Hey, people, what's with the rum?"

((Also wait for a responce next time.))
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((He's in a portable, so he should be allowed without you even noticing, even, since you never made an application system.))
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I was hoping to wait until I heard back from Kenny on the matter, but I think I've seen enough to be able to make a safe decision on my own. This thread has become little more than a spam dump. Once I hear what Kenny has to say about this, I might unlock this thread, but until then, this thread is locked. Sorry to spoil everyone's fun.

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Okay, I've talked it over with Kenny, and I'm willing to reopen this thread, but I expect those who participate in the RP to follow his rules. Please wait until Kenny gives the word before posting again, and make sure you've read the updated rules.
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"Hear ye, Hear ye" said Hulk Hogan "Let 'the Brothers of the Rum' come to order".
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God adjusted his shades. "First order of business", he said. "Anyone wanting to see the pink blob and this Larry guy brutally murdered say 'Aye!'".
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((i would like to be the T-shaped tetris block))
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Buddha, the overweight peacemaker, saw no harm to God's suggestion. It was better to get rid of the rum thieves than to keep them around and further cause turmoil amongst the group. Buddha stretched out his fat belly and pounded his jelly rolls with hands, responding with a positive "aye" using morse code.
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Man...that looks dull...this actually makes me worried for KH3 (since that team worked on the battle system)


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Look at the location

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Misato nodded in respect, then took another swig of beer. The Virgin Mary stood next to god, and agreed as well.
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A beautiful world indeed.

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(Pyramid Head had a cameo in SH Origins so he counts.)

Suddenly a grotesque figure known as Pyramid Head appeared. It carried a large gore covered blade, which it drug on the ground creating a scraping noise.

The monster turned it's nonexistant gaze towards the small effeminate male and Kirby. It bellowed a ghastly hissing noise through it's helmet.
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Oh boy oh boy oh boy!

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((God dang it, I so wanna join now....I'll join as Maxwell from Scribblenauts))

Maxwell arrived on the scene and yelled out to everyone nearby.

"I CAN CREATE ANYTHING THAT EXISTS, SO YOU MUST OBEY ME" he proclaimed.
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suddenly, a giant t block fell from the sky.

"hurr durr"
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Pyramid Head turned his attention to the small newcomer, who had just exclaimed nonsense. It found itself annoyed with its outburst. However Pyramid Head looked back at Kirby and Larry. Such a difficult decision. Who to go for first? Which one to murder, to torture, to eviscerate, to tear, to rape, to slaughter?
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"YOU DARE QUESTION MY POWER?" Maxwell roared in a loud commanding voice, "THEN YOU SHALL SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!" he said as he got out his DS and wrote in 'Tank'.

"HAHA, NOW I AM IN YOUR BASE AND IT BELONGED TO ME" he shouted on purpose though people would probably ignore him anyway.
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Further annoyed by the small one, the Pyramid Head walked toward the tank, scraping his blade against the ground. As he walked the world shifted into the otherworld. The ground became dark, walls turned to rotting fleash, the tank became rusted and useless. Pyramid Head proceeded swing his sword at Maxwell's DS, destroying it. For extra measure, Pyramid Head grabbed Maxwell and considered skinning him. Declaring he wasn't worth it, he simply threw him aside as the world returned to normal.
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Upon having his DS destroyed, Maxwell awoke in the hospital.

"Huh? What happened?" he said to himself. Maxwell then checked his surroundings and discovered that he had overdosed on LSD and was going to die soon...

((And that means I'm out for now...))
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((I set new rules up and one said NO Killing. So no killing my charactors off.))
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((I don't see the point there, how bout you be the russian who made tetris.))
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((but the russian that made tetris isn't in a portable game... that i know of))
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Kenny 57 wrote:
((I set new rules up and one said NO Killing. So no killing my charactors off.))

((Oh, he didn't kill me, he killed my Nintendo DS, I killed myself =D))
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The Hulkster, being the man that he is, took one look at Maxwell, gave him a Hurricanrana. He ripped his shirt, ran to Larry and Kirby, and promptly gave them both a Vertical suplex; not killing them, but putting them in a permanent coma. "HULKAMANIA WILL NEVER DIE DOWN" screamed Hulk Hogan. He then promptly walked up to God and shaked his hand and told him "Let's team up and take on all these people, brother".
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Elmo suddenly realized they had being mislead from their original mission.

"Excuse me, gentlemen", he told the party. "But you seem to forget our most important duty: To find the rum makers and supply ourselves (and why not, the world, too) of it."
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God pulled the brim of his hat down in front of his eyes and said: "If we don't deal with the rum thieves, then what good will having rum do?". He then pulled out a machete and started walking towards the table at which Kirby and Larry were seated.

As he arrived at the table he created a loaf of bread, some cheese, some ham, a cucumber, a couple of tomatoes, a head of lettuce, three leeks, some peppers, olives, a few strips of roast beef and some butter. "Sandwich, anyone?"
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Yaragorm wrote:
Kenny 57 wrote:
((I set new rules up and one said NO Killing. So no killing my charactors off.))

((Oh, he didn't kill me, he killed my Nintendo DS, I killed myself =D))


[[I'll join if you include provisions for incapacitating people XD]]
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"Well, we should first find out if they ARE the rum thieves." Elmo said, and saw as God materialized the ingredients for a sandwich meal.
"But eating is a good idea right now. One with cheese, ham and beef, please."
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