The LAWYERMAN! RP [OPEN] : General Roleplay

Re: The LAWYERMAN! RP [OPEN]

Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:09 pm

Ben Credable (PI)

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Lawyerman felt his insides twist as he heard, then saw, the explosion. The city bank had just been broken into. "That's got to be 'Bomb-Voyage'!" he thought, descending into the streets below. An officer came up to him.

"Lawyerman, we've got a 911 emergency call from the tellers in the bank. Apparently Bomb-Voyages is inside, looting the vault." he pointed at the entrance, were smoke was pouring outward. "There are a few civilians inside, so he could use them as hostages."

"First things first," Lawyerman began. "Take your men and surround the area, the front and back. I'll head in when you've got them set up and try to draw him out. Then you and yoru men head in and get them out as soon as possible."

The policeman nodded and got on the walkey. "Set up a parremeter around the building, at every exit points!"

Lawyerman scanned the area, searching for his sidekick. Come on, Lawboy, where are you?

Re: The LAWYERMAN! RP [OPEN]

Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:11 pm

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Lawboy arrived in the central square in just mere minutes,panting heavily."I-I'm here sir!"Lawboy said,standing up straight in front of his hero."What's going on?!"He asked.

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Re: The LAWYERMAN! RP [OPEN]

Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:20 pm

Ben Credable (PI)

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"We may have a hostage situation here, Lawboy," Lawyerman explained, pointing toward the bank. "Bomb-Voyage has just set a bomb off in that bank, possibly injuring innocents in the process. What we need to do is head in and see what the damage is, locate Bomb-Voyage, and lure him out here to battle, so the police can get the civilians to safety. I'll need you and your Chords of Steel, my young apprentice." He smiled, patting Lawboy on the shoulder. "Are you up to it?"

Re: The LAWYERMAN! RP [OPEN]

Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:23 pm

G.Gustice

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"Always sir!!"Lawboy said,saluting.He sounded pretty confident.But he was nervous inside.It was always like this before they battle a supervillain.

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Re: The LAWYERMAN! RP [OPEN]

Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:25 pm

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Juan glanced at his watch for a moment, sighing. Right...filming didn't start for another two hours. Curiosity tugged at him and he ducked back into the alley, hurriedly changing his outfit around once more to his villainous look. He gave a glance to the skyline, seeing some smoke; more curiosity heaped upon him, causing him to run in the direction of the smoke. With the bank in sight soon, something within him nagged and caused him to stop; he could see the police there, and in the pit of his stomach, he knew Lawyerman must be there too. He guessed he'd rock the boat elsewhere, so to speak: stretch the forces of good a little thin, perhaps?

A thought clicked into place in his mind and he dashed in the direction of the first daycare center he could think of. Oh the irony--a children's show star was about to hold children hostage. A captive audience perhaps? Juan Corrida, or rather, El Kabonginator, was ready for his heinous deeds.

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Re: The LAWYERMAN! RP [OPEN]

Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:27 pm

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Re: The LAWYERMAN! RP [OPEN]

Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:27 pm

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((I know,It's just I can't think of anything else.I'll try from now on.))

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Re: The LAWYERMAN! RP [OPEN]

Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:42 pm

Ben Credable (PI)

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((Just for the record, I'll also take control of Riff, at least until someone else would like to roleplay as him))

"Alright," Lawyerman nodded, turning his attention toward the police. "Have your men at the ready. We're going in." But before he took a single step, a call came through the policeman's radio. "10-45 we've got a situation at Child's Play Daycare in downtown. A masked man has entered the building and has taken the children hostage. Please respond."

Argh! Things had to have gotten busy when one crisis happens after another. He knew he'd could get there faster since he could fly. He turned to his ward. "Lawboy. I'm afraid I need to handle this situation. Think you can take care of Bomb-Voyage by yourself?"

"Nein," came a familiar voice. "I don't think Herr Forehead has what it takes to be on his own, quite yet." Lawyerman turn and saw Riff, the Leader of the Gavineers, leaning relaxed by the wall. "I was in the neighborhood and heard the commotion. Thought I'd see what's up." He smiled broadly, pulling a strand of blond hair from his tan face. "Don't worry, I'll help the kid, out, Lawyerman. Bomb-Voyage shouldn't be a problem with my rockin riffs and Forehead's Chords of Steel, ja?"

Lawyerman nodded. "Thank's Riff. And also, tell your brother Aquanine that Maestra's hasn't forgotten about their date at the jazz club."

Riff gave Lawyerman his casual salute before Lawyerman took off toward the day-care center.

"Well, Forehead?" Riff said smiling. "Why don't we get this party started?"

Re: The LAWYERMAN! RP [OPEN]

Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:52 pm

Mitzy

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[[And as I know we need more villains popping out of the woodwork soon, I'll take Whiptra.]]

A daycare? What a foolish fool, thought a rather stern woman at her desk as she clicked the television off. Whiptra, or as she was at the moment, Franziska von Karma, did not care for such minor cases of chaos. She thought it wise to wait. Bomb Voyage and El Kabonginator were stirring up enough trouble for the moment. She really didn't need to get involved. Part of her wanted to, deep down, but she was "perfect". She required the perfect timing, the perfect scheme, and of course, her perfect whip--the only one of the three elements of perfection that was attainable at this moment. Standing up, she stared out her office window at the city. One day, or perhaps shorter than that--oh, soon, she planned to have the city in her iron grasp. For now, however, she would relax. It wasn't as though her sidekick were nearby either--the best laid plans did involve her and Shatter together.

"Feh. Foolish fools. The city will be mine." She snickered softly, removing her blouse and vest. It wasn't the perfect time yet. But she was ready.

There are no heroes left in man. Mankind is doomed by the likes of you.

Re: The LAWYERMAN! RP [OPEN]

Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:02 am

Ben Credable (PI)

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Lawyerman arived moments later at the Child's Play Daycare center. From first glance, it doesn't look like anything was wrong, save for the police cars that surrounded the building. A female officer came up to him. "We don't have a profile on the guy, I'm afraid. We've never seen him before. A guy dress from head to toe like the Jammin Ninja, and carrying the same bright red guitar also. But he was wearing a black mask around his face. He hasn't made any demands yet, and that's making the situation even worse."

"You've got the place surrounded, though?"

"Yes, sir. We've got all possible escape route blocked. He won't be able to escape."

Good, then the best thing to do is go in and confront this mask villain. It's been a while since a knew face showed up. Lawyerman walked through the front door into the daycare center. He'd have to be causious. He didn't want any children hurt by what will happen.

Re: The LAWYERMAN! RP [OPEN]

Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:06 am

Rov

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With what he already knew, and the information gained from Aquinine, piecing together what Hakuro was doing would be very simple. Tapping into Engarde's cell-phone, it was apparent to Jazz what had transpired. It seems Matt had recieved a call from an unknown source telling him to meet at the warehouse in the center of town. I don't think it was Hakuro who gave that five-cent rogue the phonecall. Mercenaries like him don't work that way. He must have been hired by someone to take out Engarde...

The fact hit him like a steaming mug of mocha to the head. El Kabonginator. He's the one behind this. Just then, he recieved a distress signal from a child daycare. A break-in? At a daycare? What kind of idiot does that? Considering he'd left the scene with Aquinine about fifteen minutes ago, he was already near the care center. Rushing over there, he noticed every entrance was blocked off by the police; he would have to enter through the rooftop skylight. Jazz found quite the surprise once inside.

"Ha...! Well, you know what they say, 'Speak of the Devil and he shall appear unto thee'," he thought aloud. "Kabong! What brings you to this fine establishment?"

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Re: The LAWYERMAN! RP [OPEN]

Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:07 am

G.Gustice

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"U-um,sure Riff....."Lawboy said.I really hate this guy......acting like he's a glimmerous big-shot.Well,maybe he is.Lawboy thought as he grudgingly walking towards the smoking bank with Riff.Here comes Lawboy, Bomb voyage!

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Re: The LAWYERMAN! RP [OPEN]

Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:08 am

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((Irony? Not really. Think Michael Jackson. XD))

Leo heard the news - a kidnapping. Well, we can't have that, now can we?

Immediately Leo turned into a hawk and did a recon for El Bonghead. "Huh. Weird." Leo's head felt light and.. Oh, what was that? Pain... Yes. That's pain but... He couldn't feel it. All he could feel was.. dark.

"RAEP TIEM!"

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Re: The LAWYERMAN! RP [OPEN]

Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:09 am

Mitzy

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"Well...if it isn't the Lawyerino, mi amigo..." A silky Latino voice snickered to himself. He knew that Lawyerman wasn't inside yet, but he had to practice that demand once more. "Poor Riffie-boy recover from that time I took him hostage? Oh, you know what I want...don't you? Give it to me. The bear idol."

El Kabonginator--no, Juan--knew the true powers of the bear idol--and its secret; Shatter knew this secret too, but the villain didn't want the idol falling into Shatter's fingers either. It was his persistent demand. If that secret fell into the hands of another, it could spell his ruination. He then took a glance at Jazz.

"Stay out of this, Coffee-mug. It's 'tween me and Lawyerino. You don't have that idol..." His voice was cold, almost desperate. He wanted that bear idol, and badly.

There are no heroes left in man. Mankind is doomed by the likes of you.

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Re: The LAWYERMAN! RP [OPEN]

Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:12 am

Rov

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((Lawyerman isn't inside the daycare yet, only Jazz is))

((Edit: Oh, XD))

"You know," Jazz started. "It's funny how the slightest mistakes are the ones that cause the greatest downfall." The mistake El Kabonginator had made would hit the papers as the biggest blunder in history.

"My question to you, Bongo, is 'Who breaks into a child daycare center... in the middle of the night?'"

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Re: The LAWYERMAN! RP [OPEN]

Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:13 am

Mitzy

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[[I've made that edit. It gives him a chance to practice the demand.]]

Here it was El Kabonginator's time to facepalm. "Damnit. I knew I was missing something in my little plan."

He heaved an inward sigh; the quest for that damned bear idol would take a drastic turn for the worse. So close, yet so far away.

"...But you still have no business with me. You don't even have that damn bear idol on hand. That's what I'm after." There was a sense of desperation in the statement still. Why else would he commit such a foolish blunder? Desperation. That had to be it.

There are no heroes left in man. Mankind is doomed by the likes of you.

Re: The LAWYERMAN! RP [OPEN]

Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:31 am

G.Gustice

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Inside the bank,let's just say this bank had to rob another bank to repair the inside.Smoke filled the entire place,causing Lawboy to cough.I just hope this doesn't affect my chords of steel!Civilains were on the ground,trembling."C'mon,let's go find Bomb Voyage!We have to stop him!"Lawboy said to Riff.

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Re: The LAWYERMAN! RP [OPEN]

Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:32 am

Ben Credable (PI)

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Lawyerman made his way cautiously through the hallway, checking through each door, searching for the culprit. From what the policewoman had told him, he was quite sure that El Kabonginator was behind this. And more than likely...he was after the bear idol. This is low, El, ever for you, he grimaced, before hearing a shout from nearby.

"Stay out of this, Coffee-mug. It's 'tween me and Lawyerino. You don't have that idol..." It was El, alright. He was speaking with someone inside, distracted. Taking the opportunity, Lawyerman slammed open the door and shouted "HOLD IT!!" a burst of energy flew from his finger, rushing toward El to bind him.

Meanwhile, back at the bank.

As the two heros entered the bank, a strong nausiating scent assailed their nostrils. "It's Voyage's perfume." Riff state, covering his face with his hands. "He's trying to gas us."

"Mon deu! What are you two doing 'er!" came a high pitch, slighly effiminette voice. Bomb-Voyage emerged from the vault, dropping the money sacks to the ground. "I thought I would 'ave only the police to deal wiz. But now I see you two are determine to stop me." He smiled, his rose set between his teeth. "But I'm afraid I must bid you, Bomb-Voyage!" In a quick motion, Voyage heard three bombs toward the two heroes. "Split!" Riff shouted, dodging to the right behind the counter, avoiding the blast. During the commotion, he rushed forward, using the counter as shelter and a hiding spot, and lashed out with his mic, rapping around Voyages feet. "Forehead, let's hear some of that Chord's of Steel, ja?!"

Re: The LAWYERMAN! RP [OPEN]

Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:33 am

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((I'm kinda stuck watching and waiting for Engarde/Two-Face to get said call that he's supposedly going to get. I need someone to take Two-Face as I am only really comfortable RPing as characters I have created myself and even then, only one character at any given time. Help me out PLEEASSEE!!))

Re: The LAWYERMAN! RP [OPEN]

Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:38 am

G.Gustice

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"Right!"Lawboy said to Riff.Then he turned to Bomb Voyage."Alright.....Take that!!!"Lawboy yelled,a sonic blast erupting from his mouth.It shook most of the room,but it stayed on target,heading straight for Bomb Voyage.

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Re: The LAWYERMAN! RP [OPEN]

Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:40 am

Mitzy

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[[Ah heck, might as well go for another villain, eh?]]
Engarde's wrist-mounted cellphone rang. "Yeah? Like, what dude?" His voice dropped low. He waited for the party on the other line to answer to his answer.

Meanwhile, at the day care, El Kabonginator thrashed in the grip of the burst of energy that had bound him. "Well! Lawyerino finally shows his face? How's Riffie doin'? Gettin' over that kidnapping, amigo?" Here he cackled almost mirthlessly and desperately. He was trapped like a rat. "...You and Coffee-mug both, eh? Just hand over the bear idol and it'll all go away. You know it will. Now come on and give me that idol, won't you?" His breathing was fast and furious. It was fight or flight and all senses seemed to point toward fight. If he could get free of this binding, he knew his plan of attack.

There are no heroes left in man. Mankind is doomed by the likes of you.

Re: The LAWYERMAN! RP [OPEN]

Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:43 am

Rov

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As Lawyerman bursted through the door shouting, Jazz flung his mug of coffee towards his head. Crash!! "Ha...! Bullseye! Just like the good old days, eh, Trite?" Jazz wasn't going to leave just yet; he still had more information to find out.

"Hey, Bongo, I'm the one speaking here," Jazz said as he switched topics. "What's this Bear idol got to do with Trite? And why'd you order a hit on Engarde? Is he connected to this little teddy?" Jazz was smart, but he wasn't a mind-reader.

Re: The LAWYERMAN! RP [OPEN]

Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:44 am

Ben Credable (PI)

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Re: The LAWYERMAN! RP [OPEN]

Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:44 am

G.Gustice

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(('Kay.See ya^^))

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Re: The LAWYERMAN! RP [OPEN]

Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:48 am

Mitzy

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"Well...you're rather well informed, Coffee-mug. Seems that the last time ol' Lawyerino caught Engarde...he found that bear idol--intact. Thank the gods he didn't try to open it--and thank the gods that saucy muchacha Shatter didn't lay a finger on the idol. It's...a big thing that could really spell disaster for so many if it were in the wrong hands, you know." His voice was raspy with desperation. "Been researching, Coffee-mug?"

There are no heroes left in man. Mankind is doomed by the likes of you.

Re: The LAWYERMAN! RP [OPEN]

Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:54 am

Rov

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"Oh, I've done my homework, hermano," Jazz said with a devilish grin. "But that still doesn't answer the question of why you ordered a hit on Engarde. Is he really that much of a threat even though Trite's the one with our little teddy-amigo?" Jazz could think of no other reason. It couldn't be just because of their lifelong rivalry... Engarde had to have something up his sleeve that Corrida didn't agree with.

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Re: The LAWYERMAN! RP [OPEN]

Tue Apr 15, 2008 1:08 am

Mitzy

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"...Oh yes, he's a threat. Still. Even now." El Kabonginator gave a cold, hopeless laugh. "He's always in my way. He gets the big chaos. He gets all the fun. Hell, he's even got a secret that could destroy us both if he chose to divulge it. The little two-faced bastard...he probably knows what's in that idol without even looking inside it. He's not stupid. No one of his caliber is that stupid. No. He's a thorn in my side that pushes in deeper and makes me bleed out. Ever hear the expression 'dead men tell no tales', amigo? I don't want him telling any tales."

That was only half the reason--his downfall could be caused by that two-faced bastard. The other reason, the reason he did not tell, was petty at best. The old "Nickel Samurai vs. Jammin' Ninja" feud was still as fresh to him as ever--he couldn't let it go. He resented it.

There are no heroes left in man. Mankind is doomed by the likes of you.

Re: The LAWYERMAN! RP [OPEN]

Tue Apr 15, 2008 1:44 am

Rov

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"So, this leaves only one question. What is the significance of that bear? You keep saying that it contains something... Something important, I presume." This was the last piece of the puzzle. If Jazz could get this, he knew he would have the upper hand. Trite and his little organization of super acquaintances wouldn't help him; that's why he had to affiliate himself with criminals every so often.

Once he was through here, he could leave the Crazy Ninja to Trite. Publicity wasn't ever an appealing thing to Jazz. He prefered a life of secrecy.

Re: The LAWYERMAN! RP [OPEN]

Tue Apr 15, 2008 2:38 am

Mitzy

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"So many important secrets that I can't let them fall into my enemies' hands..." El Kabonginator frowned. "What's it to you, Coffee Inquisition?"

He was growing tired of this questioning--but he knew he'd brought this upon himself by attracting this much attention. Damned if he did. Damned if he didn't. He was sure that was how life went for him, not just as Kabonginator, but as Juan Corrida as well.

"Well, what's it to you?" He huffed impatiently.

There are no heroes left in man. Mankind is doomed by the likes of you.

Re: The LAWYERMAN! RP [OPEN]

Tue Apr 15, 2008 3:15 am

Rov

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"Ha...! I've got my own agenda. Now, if you'll tell me why the bear is so important, I won't hand you over to the cops," Jazz bargained with El Kabonginator. "I'm sure being locked up won't help your image as the Jammin' Ninja, either."

((I really can't think of anything else to say right now...))

Re: The LAWYERMAN! RP [OPEN]

Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:21 am

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[[Before I say anything... look at this. (Leo, you might want to edit that first post so there's no confusion.)]]

[[Seen it? No objections? Then I'll join. I'll be Mr. Shelly de Killer.]]

[[Before I post, I'd like you to clear one thing up for me... who's calling Engarde? (Shelly, right?)]]

[[For the record, I wanted to RP in here as de Killer before Corrida ordered that hit. It actually makes it a bit harder for me now.]]

[[One more thing: I might not be on very much due to school.]]

Re: The LAWYERMAN! RP [OPEN]

Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:33 am

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At last Two-Face begins speaking to someone on his receiver. Unfortunately, the other line seemed appeared to be silent, so that was one dead end. Therefore, he slowly and quietly walks behind the red-and-white-coated villain and, when he arrived mere inches from Two-Face, a dagger drawn. He held the dagger firm as he leaned over and muttered in his ear, "Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

((Sorry, I felt i was forced to say that because that line is so epic))

Re: The LAWYERMAN! RP [OPEN]

Tue Apr 15, 2008 11:16 am

Mitzy

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[[Shelly sounds about right as Engarde's caller. That way Engarde and Corrida pretty much have hits on each other.]]

Engarde jolted somewhat, turning to face the mysterious assailant who had just spoke in his ear. He felt like--be it ever cliche--a deer in the headlights. "What do you want with me?"

Meanwhile, at the daycare, Corrida--or rather Kabonginator--was finally starting to give into the question of this coffee-swilling inquisitor. With a harsh, desperate tone, he spoke. "You want to know what's so important about that bear idol? Fine. There's a note inside the bear--a note containing secrets. Secrets about me. Secrets about Engarde. Secrets that could ruin the both of us at the same time. And if I had that note, my secrets would be safe with me." In his mind, his other agenda would be to spill those secrets that related to Engarde, but he wouldn't say that desire out loud. It was his selfish form of blackmail--something he could hang over Engarde's head if he lived.

There are no heroes left in man. Mankind is doomed by the likes of you.

Re: The LAWYERMAN! RP [OPEN]

Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:23 pm

Ben Credable (PI)

The Potatoe's NOT a lie!! *cheers*

Gender: Male

Location: Having fun in the land of potatoes! (Ahh! Potatobadger!)

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Thank God Mia suggested the goggles! Lawyerman thought, his mask covered with Jazz's special blend of coffee. He took the cup off of his head, laying it on a nearby counter. "You know Jazz," he said in a slightly irritated tone. "There are much better ways to greet an old aquantance than by chucking a mug of scaulding hot beverages at them. 'Hello' or 'hi' would do just find!" Thankfully, the coffee berrage did not cause him to lose focus, keeping the binding energy around Kabong. He listened to his interrogation, know this would be vital clues needed to unravel the mysteries of the bear idol.

"Secrets about you and Two-face, huh?" Lawyerman repeated. "Then it would be in my best interest to keep the idol safely away from both of you." He nodded at Jazz. "Thank's for the help, Jazz. I'll be sure to let COURT know about the contents of the idol."

Back at the bank...

Voyage's eyes went wide in shock, struggling agaist Riff's mic chord. Riff could not out muscle the huge frenchman, and lost his balance, heading in the way of Lawboy's sonic attack. He took the impact in the side, causing him to grimace. Voyage then land a punch right across Riff's face, sending him flying backwards into the wall. Bits of rubble gave way as Riff came back to his feet. "Acht!" He cursed, shaking his head. "Did someone get the number of that overly-perfumed semi? I never had a punch smelt so strong."

The police meanwhile, were doing their best getting the injured out of the building.

Re: The LAWYERMAN! RP [OPEN]

Tue Apr 15, 2008 5:10 pm

Mitzy

I seized fate by the neck alright...

Gender: Female

Location: Stalking K'.

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Whiptra decided it was finally her time. She couldn't wait for Shatter any longer. She was pretty sure that El Kabonginator had failed yet again, and Two-Face was probably indisposed. She didn't really much care for either of them anyway. Now all she needed was a plan. Bank heists? Too imperfect and too beneath her. Kidnapping? Nah. That was Kabong's specialty. Extortion? No. That was The Million Dollar Man's specialty. Then it hit her: a jewelry heist. After all, diamonds were a girl's best friend, even moreso than a girl's whip.

Quickly, carefully, she scaled her way down from her office to the street below and made a break for the largest, most expensive jewelry store in town and forcefully yanked the door open with her whip. A devious smirk crossed her lips. "Diamonds, diamonds, a girl's best friend. I need a lot of friends to keep up my perfection." With a crack of her whip, she smashed open a jewelry case and seized diamond jewelry with abandon.

Meanwhile, Kabonginator struggled against the energy that bound him. He would get that idol if it meant his last breath! "By the way, Lawyerino, you never did tell me how Riffie's been doing since that little incident...and tell your little sidekick I haven't forgotten and that I will have my revenge!" Brown eyes flickered with dangerous anger. This could very well be his last stand, he knew, but he wasn't giving up that easily.

There are no heroes left in man. Mankind is doomed by the likes of you.

Re: The LAWYERMAN! RP [OPEN]

Tue Apr 15, 2008 5:18 pm

Ben Credable (PI)

The Potatoe's NOT a lie!! *cheers*

Gender: Male

Location: Having fun in the land of potatoes! (Ahh! Potatobadger!)

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"I'll be sure to let him know," Lawyerman said drilly, bounding Kabong with rope before releasing the energy rings. "I'll let Jazz take care of you however he sees fit. You've not cause much of a rucass, save for breaking and entering. The police can handle you from here. Farewell, until our next meeting." With that, Lawyerman opened the window and took off into the air, alerting the police that El Kabonginator is taken care of. Now, to head back to the back and see how Lawboy and Riff are doing. Before he could however, he heard the sound of an alarm ringing from below.

He descended to take a look. Seems like a jewelry store has been broken into. He landed, trying his best to ignore the ringing noice caused by the alarm. He stepped into the store, prepared to face whoever was out for a quick grab of stones.

Re: The LAWYERMAN! RP [OPEN]

Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:20 pm

Rov

AKA Dr. Bokchoy

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As Lawyerman left the scene, Jazz withdrew a small hilt from within his trenchcoat and raised it at El Kabonginator. Suddenly, a wide blade of glowing red energy appeared from the hilt with a soft crackling noise. "You know, I don't think your surprise for Engarde will happen. Not tonight, at least. I was trailing Aquinine--I believe you've met his brother?--and we stumbled upon our five-cent friend. I doubt Aquinine is going to let Hakuro do anything drastic." With that, he swiftly brought down his blade, cutting off El Kabonginator's bonds.

"I'm a man of my word... so to speak. I think I've got enough information for now. Now get outta here before you become the newest bird in the canary cage downtown." With that, Jazz sheathed his blade, jumped out of the open sunlight, and sped off through the night.

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Re: The LAWYERMAN! RP [OPEN]

Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:21 pm

Mitzy

I seized fate by the neck alright...

Gender: Female

Location: Stalking K'.

Rank: Medium-in-training

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And the foe that Lawyerman was about to come face to face with was none other than Whiptra and her mighty whip. As soon as Whiptra took note of Lawyerman's presence, she decided to give him a little "greeting". This greeting was, of course, to make a motion that would, if it hit, be a motion to crack her whip across Lawyerman's face. If it missed, she still would consider it a "warning shot", or rather, a warning whip-crack.

"Well, it looks like you've found me, haven't you, Lawyerman? What took you so long? Foolishly fooling around, were you?" She taunted, a sinister smile gracing her lips. "You know, your timing was perfect--perfectly late!"

Freed from the bindings of energy, Kabonginator scrambled away. For now, he would go back to his lair and hide. It wasn't worth being jailed to get that bear for now. "Tell Riff I wouldn't mind 'kabong'-ing him over the head and kidnapping him again, while you're at it!" With that cryptic warning, he made his way out of sight.

There are no heroes left in man. Mankind is doomed by the likes of you.

Re: The LAWYERMAN! RP [OPEN]

Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:35 pm

Ben Credable (PI)

The Potatoe's NOT a lie!! *cheers*

Gender: Male

Location: Having fun in the land of potatoes! (Ahh! Potatobadger!)

Rank: Prosecutor

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Lawyerman paused and stiffened from a familiar sound. Then suddenly *Crack*, he lept back, yelping in pain as he felt something lash at his cheek. Again I'm reeeeeally glad Mia told me to get these goggle! he contemplated. He touched the tup of his mask, and found a scratch. How many of these has he been through this month?!

"Well, it looks like you've found me, haven't you, Lawyerman? What took you so long? Foolishly fooling around, were you?" Uh...oh. He knew that voice, and now the cause of the sting across his cheek.

"W-Whiptra?" He stuttered, but regain his composser, standing with his hands at his hips. "I should have known you'd be out at night, window shopping!" Window Shopping?! That as cruddy as one of Larry's cheezey pick-up line! "But I'd say I'm not too late to stop your attempt at take off woth those jewels! Now drop them and surrender yourself!" Oh yeah, like she's done that for you in the past, you moron!

Re: The LAWYERMAN! RP [OPEN]

Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:48 pm

Mitzy

I seized fate by the neck alright...

Gender: Female

Location: Stalking K'.

Rank: Medium-in-training

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Drop? Surrender? Who did Lawyerman think he was? My perfect God he's such a foolish fool, Whiptra thought to herself, gripping tighter to both the jewels and her whip. "Surrender? But that's not perfect, now is it? You know that as well as I. Now tell me, what kind of foolish fool would stand for your foolishness?" She was taunting him now, wagging her whip as though to chastise the superhero in front of her. "I wonder? Shall we dance the tango of the whip? Or shall I off with these jewels? Pray tell, Lawyerman. Pray tell."

There are no heroes left in man. Mankind is doomed by the likes of you.