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Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:54 pm

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"Ok, I can't stand against those things..." Esteban made a portal and scaped from the robots and again he ran to the door and went again to the cafeteria then he saw a camera and said to GLaDOS and MaDOS "Bitches you can't kill me, you'll need something better than that to get rid of me" and so he made an obsene sign with his hand and sat again in the cafeteria with cube...

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Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:55 pm

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Insani screamed, "FUCK THIS. I WANT WEAPONS FROM QUAKE 2 >:("
Insani took out a bfg (Big Fucking Gun) and Blasted GLaDOS
Insani said, "These new fangled guns suck ass. WE MUST USE CLASSIC WEAPONS THAT VAPORIZE PEOPLE!"
Insani took out a hyper blaster, and started battling LVL.5 Headcrabs

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Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:56 pm

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"You're not, dipshit!" Wallace said. "CANT YOU UNDERSTAND I'M FALLING BETWEEN THE HEADCRABS?! LAWNCHAIRS, DUUUDE!!"

Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:56 pm

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((Wow you are really insane))

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Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:57 pm

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Insani took out a BFG again and attempted vaporized whoeever said that,

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Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:58 pm

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but before he could, Balrogs dead body fell on him.

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Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.

Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Mon Jun 30, 2008 12:00 am

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"Finally we are safe cube" cube just was there quiet as always "Yeah I know GLaDOS singing voice is just lovely but she is a crazy bitch, I can't wait to make her pay for all the thing she made me do and for not giving me cake" Esteban said angry

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Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Mon Jun 30, 2008 12:03 am

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Insani was blasted again by a cannon and screamed, "WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP BEING BLASTED?!?!?!!?"
He took out random weapons and blasted aroudn randomly

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Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Mon Jun 30, 2008 12:05 am

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Esteban just kept hearing the noises and went to the room were Insani was "Ok Its enough!" Esteban shoot him with the size gun and made him tiny as an ant "Now calm down and I'll make you normal size again"

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Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Mon Jun 30, 2008 12:10 am

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Insani said, "Good thign I have enchanced strenthg"
Insani said, "Good thing I know Kungfu!"

He jumped onto Estaban, used a lvl.9 death metor spell on estaban's neck, then stole the size gun and normal sized himself.

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Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Mon Jun 30, 2008 12:15 am

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(That was kind of godmode, wasn't it?)
"Fuck..." Esteban was in trouble and to make it worse he just remembered "Fuck he is Insani, and he has my gun "I know!" He ran to the camera "Please GLaDOS do not be a bitch and don't make many robots with turrets inmune to the size gun come here and kill me" and then Esteban said "And yeah you are fucking bitch and your cook sucks"

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Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Mon Jun 30, 2008 12:15 am

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((Lol the BFG is from Doom not Quake 2))

Gordon woke up and was sitting infront of a table with cake. "...Should I... Hmm...." He thought about it and then took a bite out of the cake. Alyx called. "Het Gordon that cakes poison. "...I swear when I find you I'll kill you." Gordon died, and then woke up again in a relaxation chamber.
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MaDOS saw that Insani was harrasing Esteban and his cube so he restrained him with the MEGA EPIC LAZAR CAGE OF DOOM. "Lets see you try to escape that you silly little test subject." MaDOS was having fun. He decided to mess with esteban. A black hole opened up infront of him sucking in cube and spitting out spall pieces of the cube.

Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Mon Jun 30, 2008 12:19 am

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((No, the BFG is in Quake 2 also, and also in Quake 3, noob))

Insani took out his item creator,. then illegally downloaded the date for the portal gun, and portalled him out of the cage.
"WOOOT! Can't Tocuh me!", insani screamed.

He then catched Roadrunner and said, "who wants Roasted Roadrunner?"
He said, "Nobody?"
He then beheaded Roadrunenr and started frying it

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Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Mon Jun 30, 2008 12:19 am

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"Cube..." Esteban took his gun and jumped to the black hole "Do not worry as long I get your hearth I can rebuild you friend please don't die friend!" and so he went to the black hole and he appeared in a strange room "MaDOS you are going ot pay for this"

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Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Mon Jun 30, 2008 12:20 am

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((...I'm pretty sure you just god-modded again. Did you even read the forum rules?!))

"....How bout NO!" MaDOS created a portal sending Estaban out of the room into a different test chamber. He left the pieces of the cube with him and threw ever piece into a fire, ~~and as it burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.~~

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Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Mon Jun 30, 2008 12:22 am

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((Who Insani or me?))

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Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Mon Jun 30, 2008 12:22 am

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Insani ate the Fried RoadRunnera and said, "Tastes better than chicken!"
Insani then took out a shotgun, summoned a horse, and dressed uplik a cowboy, shooting at the security cameras

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Mon Jun 30, 2008 12:23 am

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((Dude, Insani, your god-modding so much right now its not even funny...))

Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Mon Jun 30, 2008 12:32 am

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((I read the forum rules. Maybe I misunderstood it abit though))

Insani took out a gun and said, "Where did everyone go? It seems like only me and the half-dead zombie parts on my back."
Insani then took off his hair and polished his head, then put his hair back on his head.

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Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:18 pm

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Breen laughed like a madman. "YES, IT IS I! DOCTOR WALLACE BREEN! he laughed evily, and then did the worm.

Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:38 pm

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Esteban was all alone in the caffeteria very sad cause he did lost his best friend "Cube... MaDOS I'll make sure you pay for this" all what Esteban could was keeping himself in there "I still can recover the hearth of cube, if he didn't burn it already" Esteban was very sad but wouldn't cry no matter what, and saw his gun quietly...

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Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Mon Jun 30, 2008 11:32 pm

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Insani said, "I WANT TO BLOW UP SOMETHIGN. WHEN DO WE KILL SOMETHING, LIKE MAYBE MaDOS?"

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Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Tue Jul 01, 2008 8:49 pm

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Gordon Frohman wrote:

((Lol the BFG is from Doom not Quake 2))

Gordon woke up and was sitting infront of a table with cake. "...Should I... Hmm...." He thought about it and then took a bite out of the cake. Alyx called. "Het Gordon that cakes poison. "...I swear when I find you I'll kill you." Gordon died, and then woke up again in a relaxation chamber.

GLaDOS laughed. "Welcome back, Test subject [OVER NINE THOUSAAAND]. we hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasent one. Oh, and FUCK YOU BITCH." GLaDOS laughed like a fucking whore. "Please proceed into [GLaDOS.exe error: lolfag]"

Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:05 am

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Insani took out his machine gun and tried to shoot at the cameras, so eh could start sabotizing the base.

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Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:06 am

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(Insani, i'm seriously gonna report you for all this godmodding.)

Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:10 am

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(sorry, I guess I misread the tules, I jsut relooked at them right now)

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Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:34 am

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Sigh...

Insani, stop godmodding. You may add to the story but you may not completely change its direction in every single post (or any post, for that matter). Completely random humor usually isn't appreciated, either.

Everyone else, no overt threats. They only fan the flames when a simple report does not.

That is all. Back to realit... er, fantasy, people.

And don't you n00bs forget it! (comic courtesy of Brevity.)

Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:51 pm

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Esteban was yelling like crazy, he lost cube and he was going to make both MaDOS and GLaDOS pay for it ¨You bastards, I´ll make you suffer like helll from now on!¨ Esteban was with his gun, making portals everywhere, a really black aura started to fill the room, he opened a door a walked through it trying to find something to destroy, and yelling lots of bad words, he was obviously trying to get MaDOS or GLaDOS attention...

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Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:59 pm

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(Just reminding everyone: You're in test chambers, not the industrial area)
GLaDOS smiled. (?) she charged her physics ray and threw Esteban on the cold, futuristic ground. "Make no attempt to leave this place, Test subject 13333333337, you're in my hands.." she said as she watched the blood dripping from him using the cameras placed around..
(Does any one remember that Black Mesa presentation room? :D)

Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:10 pm

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Esteban just wished a BFG and started to yell ¨why did you took cube?¨ Esteban was so angry that finished hitting himself and got knocked and so he fell asleep while he was hloding his gun¨,
he was having some kind of surreal dreams with the pieces og GLaDOS everywhere and a companion cube with a knife and so he woke up in the caffeteria ¨That really was very strange dream cube... Oh yeah, cube died...¨ Esteban smiled remembering all the moments with cube and leta some tears fell...

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Re: The Enrichment Center: The Portal Roleplay

Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:14 pm

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GLaDOS stopped for a second, and began thinking. was it worth it? making one man so miserable? it was obvious she was only lonely, and scared... computers have feelings too. GLaDOS spawned a new companion cube and gave it to Esteban.