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Re: (Everyone invited) The wedding and Reception of Taki and Pyl

Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:44 pm

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Takita then saw Pylons step out in a beautiful dress. Takita followed her as they walked to the front of the church. Tyler said "Ouch....Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to join Pylons and Taki-whatever in holy Balogna.......TNk was taking to many drugs when he wrote this"

Re: (Everyone invited) The wedding and Reception of Taki and

Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:45 pm

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"...I'm still not Noah, you know. And anyway, I have a much faster solution." Noah walked up to Dee and stood there calmly. He picked up a megaphone. He put it up to his mouth. He pushed the button. Sound, right? WRONG! A boxing glove came out and hit her in the face. "Classic."

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Re: (Everyone invited) The wedding and Reception of Taki and Pyl

Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:49 pm

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Feeling the blow from the glove, Dee grabbed her cigar, and tried to smash it into GF's hair. Cheryl ran to Takita. Meanwhile, Morgan was summoning a blue badger. "GOOD SIR! GO MY ANAL MINION!" Ini stood back. "Like, I don't want to be badger raped!"

Re: (Everyone invited) The wedding and Reception of Taki and Pyl

Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:50 pm

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Hana looked over at the people who were fighting and sighed.

I'm glad I'm not involved in that... She then turned her attention to the front of the church.

Re: (Everyone invited) The wedding and Reception of Taki and

Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:52 pm

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"Oh, hey, my hair's on fire. Usually it only does that when I eat a lot of taco bell. ...And I eat a lot of a lot of taco bell. So I'm used to it!" Noah put out the skinny little cigar thing. "Please remember: secondhand smoke kills."

"HOLY crap a shooting star!"

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Re: (Everyone invited) The wedding and Reception of Taki and Pyl

Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:52 pm

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"Cheryl....The wedding is starting.....Don't worry though. You can stand next to Tyler..."

Re: (Everyone invited) The wedding and Reception of Taki and Pyl

Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:55 pm

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Morgan had enough. She set her sights on Hana. They were stupid, the only reason she had come was to sabotoge Hana's life at all costs. She ran to Hana and tried to rip Hana's dress. Meanwhile, Dee punched GF in his teeth, and ran out of the chapel. Ini destroyed the Blue Badger.

Re: (Everyone invited) The wedding and Reception of Taki and Pyl

Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:58 pm

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Meanwhile PETA was outside yelling at Dee and Morgan. "BADGERS HAVE FEELINGS TOO, YOU KNOW" "DON'T SHOVE BADGERS UP YOUR ASS" "THOSE POOR BADGERS" "HOW DARE YOU, MADAM"

Re: (Everyone invited) The wedding and Reception of Taki and Pyl

Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:59 pm

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Pylons eye twitched at the site of everything.

"Wh-what's going on?"

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Re: (Everyone invited) The wedding and Reception of Taki and

Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:59 pm

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"It's a good thing I drink coffee! Now I'm impervious to- OW my teeth!" GF saw Morgan running toward Hana. "Oh, HELL no! I'm not letting some fat-ass old bitch get to her before I do! ...By the way, Noah, good job on the ad." Oh, and GF took out a switchblade... OK, it was a corkscrew... still... he took out a corkscrew and spinned it around Morgan's hair. He then pulled, causing it to all be pulled back. "And the winner for most creative attack is..."

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Re: (Everyone invited) The wedding and Reception of Taki and Pyl

Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:00 am

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EricaP wrote:

Morgan had enough. She set her sights on Hana. They were stupid, the only reason she had come was to sabotoge Hana's life at all costs. She ran to Hana and tried to rip Hana's dress. Meanwhile, Dee punched GF in his teeth, and ran out of the chapel. Ini destroyed the Blue Badger.

Hana got up and dodged Morgan, then punched her in the face.

"Watch what you're doing, bitch!" She then followed the punch with a kick.

Re: (Everyone invited) The wedding and Reception of Taki and Pyl

Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:00 am

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"Lets see...." said Tyler "Blah. Blah. Blah. give eachother rings and kiss the bride" Takita slipped the ring on Pylon's finger.

Re: (Everyone invited) The wedding and Reception of Taki and Pyl

Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:07 am

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Morgan ran outside, kissed Dee, and handcuffed herself. They were led away to the Women's Prison, which held Dahlia, Wendy, Lotta, Lamoir, Koume, Impa, and Max. They were never seen in that town again, although recent sightings have shown them on a magic carpet, eating birds and squadala for dinner.

Cheryl sighed, and stood next to Tyler.

Re: (Everyone invited) The wedding and Reception of Taki and Pyl

Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:11 am

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Pylons slipped the ring onto Takita's finger.

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Re: (Everyone invited) The wedding and Reception of Taki and Pyl

Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:14 am

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"You may now kiss the bride!" said Tyler. Takita then grabbed Pylons and kissed her."How about you and I kiss next, cutie?" Said Tyler Zues to Cheryl.

Re: (Everyone invited) The wedding and Reception of Taki and Pyl

Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:16 am

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Hana "awww'd" in the audience.

((Hey, Takita, I got an idea but I'm not sure if GF's alright with it. Since the two of us are having a reception, why don't we combine our two receptions into one big reception?))

Re: (Everyone invited) The wedding and Reception of Taki and Pyl

Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:18 am

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((Sure, Hana))

Re: (Everyone invited) The wedding and Reception of Taki and Pyl

Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:20 am

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((Alright. :D))

Hana walked up to Takita and Pylons and held out two brightly-wrapped gifts. "Here's to the newlyweds!" She gave one gift to Takita and the other to Pylons.

Re: (Everyone invited) The wedding of Takita and Pylons

Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:22 am

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Cheryl covered her hand with her mouth and turned away. She loved someone else. She loved Tyrey. What could she do?

Re: (Everyone invited) The wedding of Takita and Pylons

Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:25 am

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"Yeah! These too!" GF said, walking up to them. "Don't worry, it's something useful. ...A sledgehammer and a vase of some sort! I think it's from the Pwn dynasty."

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Re: (Everyone invited) The wedding of Takita and Pylons

Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:27 am

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"C'mon Taki-kun, let's open are presents!" Pylons began unwrapping her present.

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Re: (Everyone invited) The wedding of Takita and Pylons

Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:29 am

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Tyler then got hit in the head with a frying pan by Tyler's Girlfreind, Maria Mason. "Tyler, don't you think ten girlfreinds is enough?" Tyler replied "Right.......Sorry about that miss. Tyler Zues. Ace Prosecutor."

Re: (Everyone invited) The wedding of Takita and Pylons

Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:31 am

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((Also, Taki's gift is a BDSM kit and....Er, whatever he wants. Pylon's gift is lingerie and whatever she wants...

Also! I'll be going for karate soon and I won't be back for an hour. Just saying.))

Re: (Everyone invited) The wedding of Takita and Pylons

Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:31 am

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Takita told Pylons "Wait a second Pylons. The Reception hasn't started yet. It's starting the same time as GF and Hana's" Wait....I smell BDSM." Takita quicky unwrapped his gift and it was a BDSM kit "Just what I wanted.........Pylons, I hope you are okay with this sort of thing."

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Re: (Everyone invited) The wedding of Takita and Pylons

Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:33 am

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((Actually, Taki, you can start it now. I don't mind. Just don't start the karaoke without me!))

Re: (Everyone invited) The wedding of Takita and Pylons

Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:39 am

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"Yeah sure..." Pylons replied to new husband. "And thank you for the lovely purple lingerie, Hana. Now let's get the party started."

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Re: (Everyone invited) The wedding of Takita and Pylons

Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:42 am

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((So, your thread or mine?))

"You're welcome." She smiled at Pylons, then went up to Takita and whispered in his ear.

"Have fun." She slipped him a small box full of lube and condoms.

Re: (Everyone invited) The wedding of Takita and Pylons

Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:52 am

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".........You know me TOO well." said Takita

((To say thanks for combining the receptions, heres a youtube poop- http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HkWUmQMJOug )

Re: (Everyone invited) The wedding of Takita and Pylons

Sat Sep 15, 2007 3:04 am

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*sneaks in, pockets lined with Saran wrap*

"Sup, guys."

*steals food, sneaks out*

Re: (Everyone invited) The wedding of Takita and Pylons

Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:54 am

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"YEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Suddenly, someone crashes through a stained glass window. IT WAS FREAKIN' TSS ON A ZIPWIRE.

So TSS gets off.

"Hey guys, sorry I'm late. I was- WHAT THE FUCK?!"

He notices a pile of smoking metal on the aisle.

"Jesus fuck, that droid cost one freakin' hundred dollahs! Hmm, better put that on Jackie's tab. And oooh, that wooden bench thingy's gotten a bit damaged and...burnt. That's going on Jackie's tab as well."

This continues for some time.

"Takita's burnt tuxedo, better put it on Jackie's tab, stained glass window, Jackie's tab...and I dunno what the hell THAT is, but I'm putting it on Moron's tab...for good measure."

Re: (Everyone invited) The wedding of Takita and Pylons

Sat Sep 15, 2007 9:16 am

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((Fuck I missed the wedding. DAMN BRITISH SLEEPING))

((P.S. My OCs on drugs, not me. *shades* I'm the organ player))

TNK's present opened itself. Another music/housework robot.

"'Cept this one doesn't project gay porno, I hope..."

David scowled, and took the book from the stand, and started re-writing it, again.

Re: (Everyone invited) The wedding of Takita and Pylons

Sat Sep 15, 2007 10:13 am

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TNK's new robot went up to Hana's robot and began to flirt (or what appeared to be flirting) with him.

"Er, TNK? I think this one 's gay too..."

Re: (Everyone invited) The wedding of Takita and Pylons

Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:27 pm

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"Sh**." said TNK "Let's hope they don't find the projecters I put on."

Re: (Everyone invited) The wedding of Takita and Pylons

Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:33 pm

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"Why don't you just shut down your gay robot?"

Re: (Everyone invited) The wedding of Takita and Pylons

Sat Sep 15, 2007 1:27 pm

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"Good point."

TNk started whacking the robot with a stick.

"It should reboot in about 5 minutes, hopefully non-gay."

Re: (Everyone invited) The wedding of Takita and Pylons

Sat Sep 15, 2007 1:29 pm

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"I see........actually, how do you even know the robot's gender in the first place. Maybe it was straight."

Re: (Everyone invited) The wedding of Takita and Pylons

Sat Sep 15, 2007 2:10 pm

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"All robots are programmed of the location of the other ones. BElieve me they weren't making out. Giving each other data. And most of the data on Hana and GF's is gay prono."

Re: (Everyone invited) The wedding of Takita and Pylons

Sat Sep 15, 2007 3:40 pm

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((...What? That's just hers. MY magazines feature COFFEE!))

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Re: (Everyone invited) The wedding of Takita and Pylons

Sat Sep 15, 2007 4:08 pm

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Through the broken stain glass window, a pair of tuxedo pants and a tuxedo suit were thrown into the church, along with a little cravat. Mumbling could be heard from behind the window "Damn Dad making wear these damn fancy clothes. They feel so damn annoying..." Dante Edgeworth, now in weathery jeans and a wrinkled long sleeved shirt, emerged into the church through the broken window as did his Tuxedo crap. He pulled a Cigarette out of his shirt pocket and placed it in his mouth.
"Did I miss the Wedding? And does anyone have a lighter?" The cigarette waggled in his mouth as the Anti-Miles moved his lips, talking.

I are a

supporter.

Re: (Everyone invited) The wedding of Takita and Pylons

Sat Sep 15, 2007 7:45 pm

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(Thelawerman): Awww SHIT! I missed the wedding! Oh well
*goes back to bar for more beer*