Seriously. - The Homestar Runner RP

Sat Jun 28, 2008 3:49 am

PhoenixFire

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Greetings one and everyone! Welcome to ME! Homestaaar. Runneeer. Homestar Runner.

I got this idea just now. You can be a character from the HR universe, or maybe you could just make your own character.
Strong Bad: Or maybe you could just leave!

Name: Homestar Runner
Occupation: Athlete
Appearance:

Spoiler: Kinda big

Background: Everybody loves the Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete.

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Homestar had been bored at home, and Pom Pom was out with a fine honey. "Hmm, I'll find out what Strong Bad is up to! Now if I could just find that phone..." He looked for the phone, passing it three times before actually seeing it. "There it is!" He picked up the phone and called Strong Bad.

Re: Seriously. - The Homestar Runner RP

Sat Jun 28, 2008 3:53 am

PrinceDaniel07

Aw the Beatles were so innocent!

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Name: Strong Bad
Occupation: Awesome Guy of Awesomeness Who Gets All the Chicks

Spoiler: Appearance

Strong Bad walked over slowly and grabbed the phone, hating to miss the epic Limozeen TV show that he was watching. "Hello! This is the awesome guy of the house! Oh... it's you... don't you have some, like, making up with Marzipan to do?"

Lovely Rita

Re: Seriously. - The Homestar Runner RP

Sat Jun 28, 2008 3:56 am

PhoenixFire

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"Hey, Strong Bad! What are you doing?" he asked, looking out the window to see stuff. "Well? What are you doing? I want to know!" he asked, completely oblivious to the fact that Strong Bad didn't want to talk to to him. Heck, he was oblivious to most things.

Re: Seriously. - The Homestar Runner RP

Sat Jun 28, 2008 3:58 am

PrinceDaniel07

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"Dude! I'm watching Limozeen on the TV! Isn't that cool? And they got this giant Eddie thing that's fighting them! And they launch limousines from catapults at the giant Eddie thing! Oh, and they play awesome music."

Lovely Rita

Re: Seriously. - The Homestar Runner RP

Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:01 am

PhoenixFire

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Pfft, Limozeen. sloshy's where it's AT, man." Homestar said, actin' gangsta. "Have you seen Pom Pom? He's prolly out with a fine honey, but he's been out for a while now." He sat down on his couch.

Re: Seriously. - The Homestar Runner RP

Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:03 am

PrinceDaniel07

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"He's here watching Limozeen with me! He's got the best air guitar solos EVER MAN! You can almost hear him play the meedleys and squeedleys!"

Lovely Rita

Re: Seriously. - The Homestar Runner RP

Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:06 am

PhoenixFire

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"Oh! Okay, um, well, that's okay, I guess. Can I come? I'm like, totally bored. I've been wanting to see Pom Pom all day." he asked, almost begging. He adjusted his propellor cap, as it was falling off.

Re: Seriously. - The Homestar Runner RP

Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:12 am

PrinceDaniel07

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"Uh... sure. But you have to give me $50! I need some... er... barbecue pork beef sour cream onioned BBQ'd again crisps."

Lovely Rita

Re: Seriously. - The Homestar Runner RP

Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:14 am

PhoenixFire

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"Wait, what? Fluffy Puff Marshmallows? YOU GOT IT!" he said, hanging up the phone. He ran to the store with his athlete-ness. He bought the marshmallows and ran to Strong Bad's house. He knocked on the door.

Re: Seriously. - The Homestar Runner RP

Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:18 am

PrinceDaniel07

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"Homestar! Where's that $550 you promised me?"

Lovely Rita

Re: Seriously. - The Homestar Runner RP

Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:21 am

PhoenixFire

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"550 marshmallows! The deluxe pack! 'HAND-PUFFED WITH CARE!'" he said, oblivious, again. He held up the Fluffy Puffs to Strong Bad's face.

Re: Seriously. - The Homestar Runner RP

Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:23 am

PrinceDaniel07

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"Buut... those aren't George Washingtons! I can't believe it." Strong Bad screamed. All of a sudden, the door was unblocked.

Lovely Rita

Re: Seriously. - The Homestar Runner RP

Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:24 am

The Doctor

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((I'M HOMSAR!))
Name: Homsar
Appearence: ...Like Homsar.
Background: I WAS RAISED BY A CUP OF COFFEE!

Re: Seriously. - The Homestar Runner RP

Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:25 am

PhoenixFire

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((I was hoping someone would take Homsar! EPIC WIN, DOC))

Re: Seriously. - The Homestar Runner RP

Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:28 am

PrinceDaniel07

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"Hey! Did someone hear Homsar come in? I hate that guy!" Strong Bad yelled.

Lovely Rita

Re: Seriously. - The Homestar Runner RP

Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:32 am

The Doctor

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"Righty-o, Mappyman!" said Homsar. "Is that rhinocerous around?"

Re: Seriously. - The Homestar Runner RP

Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:35 am

PrinceDaniel07

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"If you mean Strong Sad, no. He's went to cut himself with his Emo punk friends." Strong Bad sighed.

Lovely Rita

Re: Seriously. - The Homestar Runner RP

Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:15 am

PhoenixFire

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"Really? I was kinda hoping Strong Sad was here. Where's the Cheat?" he asked Strong Bad, wondering where the Cheat was.

Re: Seriously. - The Homestar Runner RP

Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:21 am

The Doctor

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"Sometimes christmas comes too cake!" said Homsar.

Re: Seriously. - The Homestar Runner RP

Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:24 am

PrinceDaniel07

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"OK, guys.... don't come in.... HOLY CRAP TOO LATE! They already came in!!!"

Lovely Rita

Re: Seriously. - The Homestar Runner RP

Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:47 am

Dofa

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"Hey there, guys. Whort's orp?" asked Coach Z as he finished his last bottle of listerene. "Ah. Now dat's good storf!"

Re: Seriously. - The Homestar Runner RP

Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:52 am

PhoenixFire

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"Storf? What's storf?" asked Homestar, confused.

((ack short post))

Re: Seriously. - The Homestar Runner RP

Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:56 am

Dofa

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Coach Z scratched his head. "I dunno, Hamstray. Where'd ya hear dat?"

Re: Seriously. - The Homestar Runner RP

Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:57 am

PhoenixFire

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"You just said it, Coach Z! And who's amstray?"

Re: Seriously. - The Homestar Runner RP

Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:57 am

The Doctor

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"RIGHTY-O," said Homsar. "Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk!"

Re: Seriously. - The Homestar Runner RP

Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:58 am

Dofa

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"Now you're sporkin' my language!"

Re: Seriously. - The Homestar Runner RP

Sat Jun 28, 2008 6:00 am

PhoenixFire

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"Hey Coach! How did I do yesterday at practice?" he asked Coach Z.

Re: Seriously. - The Homestar Runner RP

Sat Jun 28, 2008 6:02 am

Dofa

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"Ya' did okay, Homgrown. Ya' might even earn as many buttpats as I did! I'll even teach ya' how ta' do my spairshul self buttpats!"

Re: Seriously. - The Homestar Runner RP

Sat Jun 28, 2008 6:06 am

PhoenixFire

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Darn. Didn't work. "Did I do a good job?"

Re: Seriously. - The Homestar Runner RP

Sat Jun 28, 2008 6:12 am

Dofa

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(I know what you're doin', but I'm just bein' smarter cause at the end of the cartoon, he learned to say job.)

"Sure ya' did."

Re: Seriously. - The Homestar Runner RP

Sat Jun 28, 2008 6:14 am

PhoenixFire

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((I know. ^_^))

"Well, thanks. Want some marshmallows? I got some Fluffy Puffs." he asked the Coach. "Well? Whaddaya say?"

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Sat Jun 28, 2008 10:31 am

Gerkuman

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(Follow. The. Rules. 50 words isn't hard. I can do twice that without even thinking about it. XD Well, since I like H*R, I'll stick around)

Strong Sad poked his head through the door and looked around. People. He sighed and slunk into the room.
"Strong Bad, do you know what happened to my Papier Mache eagle that I was planning to enter into the 'Make a depressing model of your favourite bird-of-prey' contest?" It was pretty obvious to everyone in the room that that was less of a question, and more of a direct accusation. "Also, did you try and sell my Soulnds to Bubs again, he's been looking at my feet with a strange look on his face... or stranger than normal anyway."

Re: Seriously. - The Homestar Runner RP

Sat Jun 28, 2008 1:24 pm

PhoenixFire

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((Ack, sorry, Gerkuman. I was getting tired and I'm on a Wii -_-" I'll follow the rules.))

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Sat Jun 28, 2008 2:19 pm

Gerkuman

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(The best thing to do is get a cheap USB keyboard for the wii, like what we did. :3)

Re: Seriously. - The Homestar Runner RP

Sat Jun 28, 2008 2:28 pm

PhoenixFire

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((ooh, not a bad idea))

Homestar looked up at Strong Sad. "So, uh, Strong Sad. Is Strong Bad still beating you up, or what?" he asked. Homestar asked a lot of stupid questions, most of which he didn't pay attention to the answer to. He jumped for no real reason other than to look cool.

Re: Seriously. - The Homestar Runner RP

Sat Jun 28, 2008 2:30 pm

PrinceDaniel07

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"Strong Sad! No I don't know what happened to you paper Mache! I didn't use it to make another epic Teen Girl Squad comic, seriously!" Strong Bad then found Home Star had somehow bashed in the TV. "HOME STAR! How dare you bash in my TV! I was watching Limozeen and they were about to play a song by Irony Maiden! How dare you! Oh, and Coach Z, Homsar.... you two... just go die."

Lovely Rita

Re: Seriously. - The Homestar Runner RP

Sat Jun 28, 2008 2:41 pm

Gerkuman

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"Actually, I sorta needed to bash in the television for a avant-guard art project I was doing" Strong Sad said proudly. "I call it. 'The fall of the Information Tyrant, and the rise of the decadent macaroni salesman.'" He waited a second for it all to sink in before continuing. "I was going to stick macaroni to it actually, but Strong Mad had used it to create a set of Dungeons and Dragons dice."
"SAVING THROW!"

Re: Seriously. - The Homestar Runner RP

Sat Jun 28, 2008 2:57 pm

PrinceDaniel07

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"Well, screw Dungeons and Dragons! That's for nerds like you! I'm going to go check my E-Mail!" Strong Bad went to his computer and booted it up. He opened up his E-Mail and found this "Dear Mr. Strong Bad.
You suck. You suck balls. You Probably crap monkeys.
From, Your Greatest Hater"
Strong Bad stared for a couple of minutes and then said "DELETED!!!" and got rid of the E-Mail.

Lovely Rita

Re: Seriously. - The Homestar Runner RP

Sun Jun 29, 2008 8:12 pm

PhoenixFire

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((LOL NICE EDIT, ERMAN))

Homestar went up the stairs. "Strong Bad, what are you doing? Is that E-mail? Can I see? Please? I'll give you a marshmallow!" Homestar asked Strong Bad. He spun his propellor cap. "What happened to Abdi LaRue? Remember them?"

Re: Seriously. - The Homestar Runner RP

Sun Jun 29, 2008 8:32 pm

PrinceDaniel07

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"No I don't remember. Now where's my 5550 dollars, Home Star? Inflation has been rising really quickly in Strong Badia." Strong Bad said, while punching Home Star.

Lovely Rita