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Phoenix Wright
April 1st, 2019"...I...I had...I had a dream..." He cried out as he gradually opened his eyes and returned to the world of the living. His body was experiencing an exquisite degree of pain; his forehead throbbed and burned from a migraine headache, his vision was blurry, and various bandages covered bruises and cuts throughout his body. He lay atop several blankets and beach towels, but even such soft cloth material felt rough and ragged against his skin.
"...Ah. Like a phoenix, he rises again from the ashes," called out a familiar voice, though the figure in front of him appeared only as a burgundy blur, surrounded by outstretched shades of lighter and darker blue hues.
"...Is that...is t-that some kind of a riddle?" asked the injured defense attorney, his voice nearly choking as he gasped for air.
"No. Do you remember who you are? Do you remember your name, the year, and other various details of your life? Maya and Maggey were concerned that you might suffer from another ill-timed bout of amnesia."
"D-don't be ridiculous. I'm...Phoenix...Phoenix W-Wright."
(And I'm dying of thirst here, in this godforsaken heat.) "...W-why would I forget?"
"You were unconscious, for quite some time," responded the red blur, as he slowly approached Wright. "The storm washed the
Alternia into a shallow coral reef near this island, and the ship toppled over, onto its side. There were a few explosions. It was...a brutal, frightening, utterly chaotic scene. You were knocked out cold in the chaos, and we had to free you and drag you out of there."
"T-the...the
Alternia?"
"It's the name of a cruise ship. Have you suffered short-term memory loss? I wish you had bothered to invite a doctor on this little vacation voyage of yours. It would have spared many of us from flailing around like desperate and reckless children, butting heads in our efforts to diagnose and assist you."
It had taken Phoenix longer than he'd have anticipated, but he finally recognized the voice of the person he was speaking with. "...M-Miles...Miles Edgeworth. I remember...I remember w-what I have to tell you. I have to tell you about my dream."
"...Your dream? Wright, I could honestly care less about whatever ludicrous fantasies your subconscious mind indulged in while we nervously fretted over your health," Edgeworth replied. Phoenix could make out more details of his friend now, could discern some of his facial features. Edgeworth was scowling as usual, but he did not appear to be furious...he seemed more
disappointed, for one reason or another. Despite the warm temperature in the air, he was still wearing his traditional outfit, complete with its white cravat.
(Yes, he was stubborn that way. He refused to wear anything informal, even when everyone else was gallivanting around the cruise ship in bathing suits. He said it would damage his credibility to appear immodest. He...had a certain tendency to say strange things.) "...N-no, I have to tell you this,
I have to," Wright wheezed.
"First, you are going to drink this water," said Edgeworth, as he handed a bottle over to his former rival. "Then, you can tell me whatever you'd like."
Phoenix held the lukewarm bottle against his chin for a moment, before he parsed his lips, gently raised the bottle against his mouth, and began to drink. He took one large gulp that nearly led him to regurgitate last night's dinner before he slowed to a more manageable pace. As he took sips of that sweet, tasteless nectar, he felt his vision return, and he was shocked at what he saw. In the distance, past a ceaseless number of rolling waves, he saw a plume of smoke emerge from the smoldering and overturned wreckage of the
Alternia. (It looks like an image straight out of a disaster movie, but the rest of the scene here...looks more like paradise.) The sun, radiant and golden and unobstructed, was beginning its descent across an azure sky. The peaceful scene was interrupted only by the occasional sound of the wind blowing against nearby palm trees, and the rare interjection of the "coos" and "caws" of unidentifiable birds. The sand around his prone body glistened like diamonds under the sunlight. As an impoverished defense attorney who rarely left his home state (let alone his country,) these were all sights Phoenix Wright was utterly unaccustomed to.
(I never thought I would see anything so picturesque, and so beautiful...and I never thought I'd be so miserable when I'd be seeing this.)"T-thank you...Miles. I needed that."
"So. You had a dream?" Edgeworth could barely contain the contempt that seemed to emanate from his voice.
(He never was much a fan of the supernatural.)"...Yes."
"Did this 'dream' happen to involve you winning a lottery prize? A vacation for twenty 'lucky' people, a spectacular cruise around the Micronesian islands? While the thought of you winning just about
anything would strike any sane onlooker as extraordinarily unlikely, the unfortunate news for us all is that your achievement against the odds did occur. And at the time, we were actually quite thrilled for you. Sadly, that reservoir of goodwill hasn't..."
"...No, no. N-not that. Before that. I had a dream, the day before I won that prize."
(I know you won't believe me, Edgeworth, but I have to tell you this. I have to tell you...because I think this all might actually have been my fault.)"...Okay, Wright. I'll play along. What did you dream?"
"...I was standing in Court, in front of the Judge. Our Judge. From most of our cases."
"...You'll be happy to know that he's here, actually. Less than five hundred feet away. Shaken and frightened, as one might expect of a man his age in conditions like these. If you'd like to talk to the
real Judge, I'm certain we could..."
"N-no. This Judge! H-he...I've seen him in dreams before. He was
huge, Miles. Over a hundred feet tall. And evil. Very evil. Glowing r-red eyes and everything."
"This concussion has clearly undermined your mental faculties. You probably should get some more rest..."
Wright refused to let his compatriot leave before the tale was finished. "No!
H-hold it! He stood before me, and as I c-cowered on the floor, he t-told me that I would fail. That I was going to be disbarred, and I was going to lose m-my badge, and that I would be f-forced to retire from the law."
"...Yes, it is
entirely plausible to imagine the state of California disbarring one its most successful, virtuous and honest attorneys. I hear defense offices are going to institute the 'von Karma' model of litigation. Because it's worked so
perfectly for Franziska and I in the past."
"S-stop being so snarky! It isn't like you!"
"...I'm sorry, Wright," said Edgeworth, though as his the pitch and tenor of his voice rose dramatically, it occurred to Phoenix that he did not
seem very apologetic. "Earlier today, I experienced the grave misfortune of being on a ship as it shook around like a neurotic rag doll. I fell into a fetal position and cowered, as I learned that the conditions of a ship in a storm seemed to mimic an earthquake with uncanny accuracy. If it were not for a few of our friends, I might have drowned or been killed in several other unpleasant fashions. Given these dire circumstances it would be utterly impossible for me to be upset when you decided, after miraculously waking from the brink of death, that the most important thing to do was not to hug and thank me, or Iris, or Maya, or Pearls, or Gumshoe, or Adrian, or Larry, or Ema, or even
Franziska, but
no, responding to catastrophic and emotionally cathartic circumstances in a meaningful way is entirely beyond your irrational frame of mind, so instead you're going to tell me
all about a dream. Lucky me!"
"...E-excuse me?"
"We nearly lost you, Wright. For the second time in recent months. Remember? When you fell off a bridge and I chartered a private jet just to defend your client? This time, we've all suffered, we're all hurting, and we're all lost on this miserable parchment of earth. There are more important things to discuss here than dreams."
"...Point taken. I'm sorry, Miles. I should be worried...for you, for Maya, and for everyone else. I guess I'm just...a bit out of it. There are thousands of hornets buzzing in my head and I could really use some aspirin."
"...I understand."
"It was just weird, that's all. In that stupid dream, the Giant Judge told me I could escape my disbarment if I chose another fate, but I was told that doing so would endanger my life and the lives of many people I loved," said Phoenix, as he heaved a sigh and shook his head.
"I see. I suppose talking about your dream is just your own way of trying to come to terms with feeling responsible for the shipwreck," Edgeworth replied. "In that case, you shouldn't search for reasons to pity yourself. For just this once, a disaster we experienced was not your fault."
"...Do you know where we are?"
"We're stranded on a sizable island, located somewhere roughly between Kosrae and Truk, within the borders of the Federated States of Micronesia. Beyond that, your guess is as good as mine. The Captain of the
Alternia could have told us more, but he and the surviving crew members went on an expedition mere moments after we crashed ashore," said Edgeworth.
"Why would the Captain abandon us?"
"William Powers gave me a brief overview of the situation before he departed. For some inexplicable reason, he decided to play hero and head out with the crew. Most of the
Alternia's communications equipment was fatally damaged in the storm. One radio transceiver remained operational, but its battery power was running low. A signal could not be established here on the beach, so the Captain decided to take the surviving employees inland and search for higher ground. That's all we know."
"...So the Captain just left all of us here, to fend for ourselves?" Phoenix asked.
(...Something doesn't quite feel right about this.) "I was informed that they would be back within an hour. You were unconscious for a considerably longer duration, and there's been no sign of the
Alternia crew. There's been some talk among the others about starting a search party, but we're still struggling to recover our supplies from the shipwreck. Most of us have sustained minor injuries. A few are in poor shape, mentally speaking. It's been a rough day," Miles summarized, as a small frown escaped from the contours of his face. "As I said before, a lot of people were very concerned for you."
"...Concerned?" Phoenix replied, as he tenderly brushed his fingers against bandages covering a newfound bruise on his left shoulder.
"As I'm sure you can surmise, you suffered a mild concussion in the aftermath of the wreck. Fortunately, it does not appear that you've broken any bones. We had to carry you out here, and...none of us are doctors, Wright. We did the best we could with the medical kits that we salvaged, but we had no idea just how serious your injuries were. For all we knew, you could have never woken up. All of us were...well, we..."
"...Thanks, Miles," Phoenix muttered, speaking almost in a mere whisper. "I guess I owe you one."
"You can buy us all rounds of grape juice once we've returned to the adequate confines of civilization," Edgeworth quipped, exposing a rare trace of humor.
"I'll keep that in mind." Phoenix gingerly exerted the force necessary to lift himself from the ground, and took a step forward, feeling his foot slip beneath an onrush of coarse sand. "...Ugh..." He grimaced visibly, as his entire body screamed in pain from his sudden movements. "...It's just my luck, really. My first vacation in years...not to mention the first time I've
ever won any kind of a prize in a contest...and instead of enjoying a relaxing cruise in paradise...I've gotten us all trapped in yet another disaster..."
"Let's not forget who you are. You're Phoenix Wright. You've practically specialized in handling disaster situations. You'll find some way to turn this around."
"...I don't think this really compares to our usual debates in courtrooms, though."
(And it might actually be preferable to face the odds against corrupt prosecutors in a homicide case.) "...But what do we do now, anyway? Do we just wait this out? Can we trust the
Alternia crew to handle things for us?"
"We should worry about that later. For now, we can celebrate the fact that we've all survived this ordeal. We will most likely be rescued within twenty-four hours. In the meantime, we've salvaged enough food from the wreckage to prepare a meal. Nothing about this is ideal, Wright, but I think we will manage."
(...For such an introverted person, Edgeworth seems in a surprisingly optimistic mood about all this. Still, it seems as if he's just faking his confidence. He may be hiding something. But why?) "
"Follow me. Around the corner of this little makeshift hospice, we've started a campsite on the beach. Lang and a few others collected enough branches from nearby palms to start a small fire. It will be dusk, soon, but the fire should be sufficiently visible from afar to ensure that the
Alternia crew can spot us."
"Lang?"
"He's an acquaintance of mine who works with Franziska at Interpol, remember? Shi-Long Lang? From the Republic of Zheng Fa?" Edgeworth responded. "Franny and Lang actually took time off from Interpol to be here. Their absence might expedite any forthcoming rescue attempts."
"...Oh..." Phoenix had only invited Franziska because he had assumed she'd have no choice but to reject his invitation. Interpol was an elite global agency, after all, and agents were often overburdened with responsibilities. Given that her brother and several other mutual acquaintances were attending, it felt appropriate to extend Ms. von Karma the invite and expect her to reject the request of a "foolishly foolish fool." Unfortunately, and much to Phoenix's chagrin, Franziska and Lang's recent participation in the successful Cohdopian Embassy incident led Interpol to offer them vacations at an inopportune moment.
"You offered me two of your tickets to give to a couple of my friends, and I bonded with Lang and Kay Faraday over the course of a recent investigation," said Miles. "You met them on the cruise. You told me that Kay reminded you of Maya, and you were astounded with Lang's ability to endure the wrath of von Karma's whip."
"...Ah, right. Sorry." Phoenix nodded briskly, and proceeded to follow Edgeworth's footprints as they gradually trudged their way through the golden sands.
"Hold it! Can I ask you one more question, before we join the others?" Edgeworth exclaimed, his facial expression heightening to a dramatic level normally reserved for Courtroom theatrics.
"Of course."
"...Exactly
why did you invite Wendy Oldbag to join this cruise?"
Phoenix could barely restrain himself from erupting into laughter. "...Oldbag? The wicked witch of the witness stand?"
"...Yes,
that Wendy Oldbag."
(The real answer was just to annoy you, "dearest Edgey-poo," but I'd never want to concede that.) "I guess I just wanted to repair our relations after a few adversarial experiences on the witness stand. That's why I invited a lot of people here, actually. Angel Starr, Jake Marshall, Regina, even Adrian...we all had our moments of hostility as you and I searched for the truth in those cases, but in the end, they're all incredible people. I thought this cruise might represent a chance for everyone to come together and get to know each other under more pleasant circumstances."
"
...I object! You may be right about the others, Wright. In regards to Oldbag, however...your statement is patently false, and you know it. You could care less about what Oldbag thinks of you. You just...you just wanted to..."
"...Guilty as charged, Miles. But, just think! Because of my generosity, now you're lost on a deserted island with your
one true love." "...I think I hate you sometimes, Wright."
"...The feeling is mutual," said Phoenix, though his statement was plainly contradicted by the pleasant smile adorning his face as they trekked their way back to their campsite.