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Author:  Student678 [ Sun Oct 15, 2017 10:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Vending Machine

This game is from another forum but here's how it works:
I insert something, you tell me what I get from the Vending Machine, then you insert something. For example:
Player 1 wrote:
I insert a coin.

Player 2 wrote:
You get a packet of chips.
I insert X.

Player 3 wrote:
You get Y
I insert Z


I'll start. I insert a coin.

Author:  Pierre [ Mon Oct 16, 2017 1:29 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Vending Machine

You get a defective prototype of the Blue Badger.

I insert a coin.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Mon Oct 16, 2017 2:04 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Vending Machine

You get another coin :D

I insert a hotdog.

Author:  Student678 [ Mon Oct 16, 2017 5:28 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Vending Machine

You get spaghetti.
I insert the Blue Screen of Death.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Mon Oct 16, 2017 10:46 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Vending Machine

You get the green screen of life

I insert you.

Author:  Student678 [ Mon Oct 16, 2017 9:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Vending Machine

You get a clone of yourself, with my personality.

I insert Professor Layton's hat.

Author:  tiger_festival [ Mon Oct 16, 2017 10:34 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Vending Machine

You get a copy of Team Fortress 2.

I insert a disc containing Windows 10.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Tue Oct 17, 2017 2:20 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Vending Machine

You get an explosion.

I insert chocolate.

Author:  Student678 [ Tue Oct 17, 2017 5:22 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Vending Machine

You get a nice slice of butterscotch-cinnamon pie.

I insert Windows 7

Author:  Southern Corn [ Tue Oct 17, 2017 7:36 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Vending Machine

You get 7 windows.

I insert a vending machine.

Author:  Student678 [ Tue Oct 17, 2017 11:09 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Vending Machine

You get buried in a pile of chips packets.

I insert a heap of dead flies.

Author:  tiger_festival [ Tue Oct 17, 2017 11:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Vending Machine

Your offering was deemed acceptable. You have summoned Beelzebub.

I insert a.blueberry muffin.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Wed Oct 18, 2017 3:49 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Vending Machine

You get a.blackberry muffin

I insert this thread.

Author:  Student678 [ Wed Oct 18, 2017 9:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Vending Machine

You get a needle.

I insert the voices in my head.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Thu Oct 19, 2017 4:01 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Vending Machine

You get them back. You can never get rid of them.

I insert my headphones.

Author:  Student678 [ Thu Oct 19, 2017 9:28 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Vending Machine

You get music.

I re-insert the voices in my head.

Author:  tiger_festival [ Thu Oct 19, 2017 10:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Vending Machine

You receive The Voice Inside Your Head.

I insert a rock.

Author:  Student678 [ Fri Oct 20, 2017 12:02 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Vending Machine

You get a pickaxe.
I insert lag.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Fri Oct 20, 2017 2:19 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Vending Machine

You wait for 30 minutes and you get it back.

I insert an accordion.

Author:  tiger_festival [ Fri Oct 20, 2017 2:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Vending Machine

You get Professor Layton's hat.

I insert an attorney's badge.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Fri Oct 20, 2017 3:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Vending Machine

You get Tiger's fake one.

I insert Luna from VLR.

Author:  Rehncohro [ Thu Dec 07, 2017 5:16 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Vending Machine

You get a plunger.

I insert a piece of paper.

Author:  Cesar Zero [ Thu Dec 07, 2017 6:03 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Vending Machine

You get an absurdly large book with everything from the library of babel written on it.

I insert a 3DS.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:41 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Vending Machine

You get a 4DS. The future is now.

I insert Hemlock.

Author:  Rehncohro [ Thu Dec 07, 2017 5:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Vending Machine

You get Cardiovore.

I insert a block of cheese.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Thu Dec 07, 2017 5:31 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Vending Machine

You get a slice of cheese.

I insert Northern Corn

Author:  Student678 [ Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Vending Machine

You get a clone of yourself.

I insert Error Sans.

Author:  Bramimond [ Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:16 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Vending Machine

You get nothing. You lose. Good day sir.

I insert an insertion at the insertion point.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Fri Dec 08, 2017 2:10 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Vending Machine

You get an outsertion at an outsetion point.

I insert this post.

Author:  Cesar Zero [ Fri Dec 08, 2017 4:03 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Vending Machine

You get a bigger vending machine.

I insert a bitcoin.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:52 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Vending Machine

You get 8 bitcoins, or a bytecoin.

I insert your post.

Author:  tiger_festival [ Fri Dec 08, 2017 2:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Vending Machine

You get one US dollar's worth of bitcoins.

I insert a necromancy incantation.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Fri Dec 08, 2017 2:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Vending Machine

You get a skeleton.

I insert a packet of chips.

Author:  Student678 [ Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Vending Machine

You get nothing. The vending machine doesn't do refunds.

I insert a shiny Suicune.

Author:  tiger_festival [ Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Vending Machine

You obtain a Ratatta in the top percentage of Ratattas.

I insert an autopsy report.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Sat Dec 09, 2017 2:27 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Vending Machine

You get an 'updated' one.

I insert Lana Skye

Author:  tiger_festival [ Sat Dec 09, 2017 2:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Vending Machine

You receive an all-expense-paid trip to an unspecified location in Europe.

I insert a pineapple.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Sat Dec 09, 2017 2:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Vending Machine

You get a pomegranate.

I insert a pencil.

Author:  Student678 [ Sun Dec 10, 2017 4:04 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Vending Machine

You get a pen.

I insert this thread.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Sun Dec 10, 2017 4:35 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Vending Machine

You get my post where I inserted this thread.

I insert nothing.

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