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Author:  Southern Corn [ Wed Jan 23, 2019 6:33 pm ]
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You get me kicking them out. #catsarebetter

I insert a fluffy little kitten.

Author:  Student678 [ Thu Jan 24, 2019 12:12 am ]
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You get pointed in the direction of a skip bin with the kitten's two brothers inside.

I insert the kittens' mother, who put them in there, thinking it was a good den for them (but couldn't get them out).

Author:  Cesar Zero [ Thu Jan 24, 2019 1:33 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Vending Machine

You get the recently spayed Calico cat that lives near my building and her kittens we're trying to find a home for.

I insert Lieutenant José, the Ultimate Good Boy.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Thu Jan 24, 2019 6:28 am ]
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You get Einstein, the real Ultimate Good Boy.

I insert a disco ball.

Author:  Rehncohro [ Sat Jan 26, 2019 10:40 pm ]
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You get a portal to the past.

I insert a rock.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Sun Jan 27, 2019 4:31 am ]
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You get Dwayne Johnson.

I insert a beehive.

Author:  Jean Descole [ Sun Jan 27, 2019 5:01 am ]
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You get a hornet's nest.

I insert a USB drive.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Sun Jan 27, 2019 5:05 am ]
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You get the USA.

I insert Brexit.

Author:  Rehncohro [ Sun Jan 27, 2019 8:56 pm ]
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You get a hammer.

I insert Superstar Saga.

Author:  Cesar Zero [ Sat Feb 16, 2019 7:18 pm ]
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You get Legend of the Seven Stars.

I insert "where's outsert?"

Author:  Southern Corn [ Sat Feb 16, 2019 7:30 pm ]
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You get a punch to the face like you deserve for that joke.

I insert a fluffy little kitten.

Author:  Rehncohro [ Sun Feb 17, 2019 9:23 pm ]
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You get a puppy.

I insert Court Records.

Author:  Student678 [ Mon Feb 18, 2019 6:06 am ]
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You get Record Courts

I insert the piece of ceramic science equipment that gave me a nasty burn to my finger (with a pair of tongs so I don't get burnt again).

Author:  Southern Corn [ Mon Feb 18, 2019 7:24 am ]
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You get a pipette filled to the brim with toxic acid that you have to make sure to not swallow.

I insert ammonia.

Author:  Rehncohro [ Mon Feb 18, 2019 10:26 pm ]
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You get bleach.

I insert chocolate.

Author:  Jean Descole [ Sun Mar 03, 2019 12:36 am ]
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You get a chocolate malt milkshake.

I insert an Ambrosia apple.

Author:  Rehncohro [ Sun Mar 03, 2019 8:25 am ]
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You get a golden apple.

I insert Sonic Boom (The TV Series).

Author:  Southern Corn [ Sun Mar 03, 2019 1:56 pm ]
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You get a high frequency explosion- a sonic boom.

I insert a radiowave.

Author:  Cesar Zero [ Sun Mar 03, 2019 3:51 pm ]
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You get a wave of thousands of radios rushing towards you. Better run- oops too late.

I insert rain.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Sun Mar 03, 2019 3:59 pm ]
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You get the great Egyptian god of the sun coming into your room.

I insert a leaf.

Author:  Rehncohro [ Mon Mar 04, 2019 5:02 pm ]
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You get Animal Crossing.

I insert a toaster.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Tue Mar 05, 2019 2:16 am ]
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You get STALE BREAD

I insert the sun god.

Author:  Cesar Zero [ Tue Mar 05, 2019 3:08 am ]
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You get the daughter goddess.

I insert Scythe.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Tue Mar 05, 2019 10:25 am ]
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You get an axe.

I insert a zoologist.

Author:  Rehncohro [ Tue Mar 05, 2019 6:45 pm ]
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You get Zootopia.

I insert a piece of paper.

Author:  Jean Descole [ Wed Mar 06, 2019 1:57 am ]
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You get a Windows 10 printer test page.

I insert an old Pilates DVD.

Author:  Rehncohro [ Wed Mar 06, 2019 6:19 am ]
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You get a VHS tape.

I insert a virus.

Author:  Student678 [ Wed Mar 06, 2019 9:43 am ]
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You get a bacteria.

I insert Drawception.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Wed Mar 06, 2019 12:35 pm ]
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You get exploding paint.

I insert pizza.

Author:  Cesar Zero [ Wed Mar 06, 2019 2:42 pm ]
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You get pineapple.

I insert Italy

Author:  Southern Corn [ Wed Mar 06, 2019 4:44 pm ]
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You get pasta.

I inset poisonous lasagne.

Author:  Cesar Zero [ Wed Mar 06, 2019 9:11 pm ]
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You get a newly developed cure for the poison, which scientists miraculously developed to protect the sanctity of lasagne.

I insert a self-insert.

Author:  Jean Descole [ Thu Mar 07, 2019 12:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Vending Machine

You get a messy mitochondrial lump from the Parasite Eve games.

I insert a freemium game.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Thu Mar 07, 2019 12:32 pm ]
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You get pay to play games.

I insert the Emoji Movie.

Author:  Rehncohro [ Thu Mar 07, 2019 10:18 pm ]
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You get a slap on the wrist.

I insert my brother's Steam controller.

Author:  Lone [ Tue Feb 18, 2020 4:48 pm ]
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You get a Stadia controller.

I insert a ping pong paddle

Author:  Rehncohro [ Fri Feb 21, 2020 10:41 pm ]
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You get an eye patch.

I insert Mario Kart 64.

Author:  Jean Descole [ Fri Feb 21, 2020 11:44 pm ]
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You get copies of every existing musical cover of "Rainbow Road."

I insert a silica gel pack.

Author:  Rehncohro [ Sat Feb 22, 2020 1:37 am ]
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You get a JRPG slime.

I insert Court Records.

Author:  Jean Descole [ Sat Feb 22, 2020 1:47 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Vending Machine

You get the unused evidence in 2-4.

I insert a peacock feather.

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