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Steel Samurai vs Nickel Samurai! (Spoilers 1-3 and 2-4)
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Author:  Lind [ Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:29 pm ]
Post subject:  Steel Samurai vs Nickel Samurai! (Spoilers 1-3 and 2-4)
So come on, who did you prefer? Will Powers, The Steel Samurai, or Matt Engarde, The Nickel Samurai?
Image VS Image

A FIGHT TO THE DEATH. PLACE YOUR BETS.
Author:  sliced-bread-no2 [ Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Steel Samurai vs Nickel Samurai! (Spoilers 1-3 and 2-4)
A fight to the death? Obviously Engarde. He actually kills the opposition for real.

EDIT: Didn't realise it had spoiler warnings in the topic title :edgy:

Well, I did, but thats to say I wasn't really paying attention :yuusaku:
Author:  Lind [ Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Steel Samurai vs Nickel Samurai! (Spoilers 1-3 and 2-4)
But WP has the Samurai Spear!

Also, you don't need to use spoiler tags for 1-3 and 2-4, it says spoiler in the title.
Author:  MirrorX14 [ Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:31 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Steel Samurai vs Nickel Samurai! (Spoilers 1-3 and 2-4)
Yes, but Matt has AUTOMAIL.

All kidding aside, I would probably prefer the Nickel Samurai for a few reasons:
1. Dude, it's, like... Matt.
2. I'd fall for the Love-Y plot.
3. Will doesn't seem like much of an actor.

But in Will's defense, Steel Samurai did come first...
Author:  Jean Descole [ Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Steel Samurai vs Nickel Samurai! (Spoilers 1-3 and 2-4)
sliced-bread-no2 wrote:
A fight to the death? Obviously Engarde. He actually kills the opposition for real.


Technically, he doesn't. He takes the chicken way out and hires someone else to kill the opposition while he beats off to the video he set up to record the person's demise.

If it were down to WP and Engarde, WP would win in a heartbeat. With his smelly, sweaty, brawny self, the Steel Samurai would dancingly descend upon his opponent, lift his bulging biceps and...

...stuff the poor boy's face into his gaping, hairy armpit in a cruel headlock move, give it a few good rubs, and release...!

...and watch as the Nickel Samurai rips off his mask and runs screaming for the hills, demanding hydrogen peroxide and essential oils for the smell.

...

Ah, I'm in a goofy mood today. Don't mind me.
Author:  blinq [ Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Steel Samurai vs Nickel Samurai! (Spoilers 1-3 and 2-4)
Nickel Samurai!

.. just because Matt looks way better :D

COME ON THAT'S WHAT YOU ALL THINK, RIGHT
Author:  Jean Descole [ Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:29 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Steel Samurai vs Nickel Samurai! (Spoilers 1-3 and 2-4)
Matt certainly has better fashion sense, but if it came down to who was a better date, I'd pick Will over Matt any day.

Oops, we're getting off-topic here, aren't we? :oops:
Author:  Miss Tetra [ Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Steel Samurai vs Nickel Samurai! (Spoilers 1-3 and 2-4)
Will, hands down.
Matt had to hire somebody to kill his rival. Will could do it with his bare hands. (If he wasn't such a wuss.)

:will:
Author:  Banoon [ Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:21 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Steel Samurai vs Nickel Samurai! (Spoilers 1-3 and 2-4)
Will all the way.

Will does his show because he loves the kiddies, not for some silly rivalry.

...But am I the only one that finds it creepy that Will is the star of Pink Princess? .__.
Author:  Marche Tobaye [ Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:31 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Steel Samurai vs Nickel Samurai! (Spoilers 1-3 and 2-4)
Nickel Samurai.
Author:  Lind [ Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:03 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Steel Samurai vs Nickel Samurai! (Spoilers 1-3 and 2-4)
Banoon wrote:
Will all the way.

Will does his show because he loves the kiddies, not for some silly rivalry.

...But am I the only one that finds it creepy that Will is the star of Pink Princess? .__.

A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!
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Author:  Jean Descole [ Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:31 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Steel Samurai vs Nickel Samurai! (Spoilers 1-3 and 2-4)
Lind_L_Tailor wrote:
Banoon wrote:
Will all the way.

Will does his show because he loves the kiddies, not for some silly rivalry.

...But am I the only one that finds it creepy that Will is the star of Pink Princess? .__.

A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!
Image


Hey, maybe that's his ruse, or sneak-attack.

Will dresses up as Pink Princess in order to seduce the Nickel Samurai (and you know Matt wouldn't object to being a chubby chaser), and just when Nickel Samurai's guard is down... here comes the Samurai Spear!

(Whose samurai spear, and where? I leave that to you to speculate. :hotti: )
Author:  Lind [ Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:52 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Steel Samurai vs Nickel Samurai! (Spoilers 1-3 and 2-4)
Adrian in black wrote:
Lind_L_Tailor wrote:
Banoon wrote:
Will all the way.

Will does his show because he loves the kiddies, not for some silly rivalry.

...But am I the only one that finds it creepy that Will is the star of Pink Princess? .__.

A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!
Image


Hey, maybe that's his ruse, or sneak-attack.

Will dresses up as Pink Princess in order to seduce the Nickel Samurai (and you know Matt wouldn't object to being a chubby chaser), and just when Nickel Samurai's guard is down... here comes the Samurai Spear!

(Whose samurai spear, and where? I leave that to you to speculate. :hotti: )

:beef: OH YOU ARE NOT IMPLYING WHAT I THINK YOU'RE IMPLYING!
Author:  ashxu [ Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Steel Samurai vs Nickel Samurai! (Spoilers 1-3 and 2-4)
Doesn't Steel Rust?
Author:  NinjaMonkey [ Wed Apr 29, 2009 1:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Steel Samurai vs Nickel Samurai! (Spoilers 1-3 and 2-4)
I'm going for Matt seeing as he's younger and more agile/agressive than Powers. Besides, Matt has De Killer's phone number... :mattphone:
Author:  sliced-bread-no2 [ Wed Apr 29, 2009 1:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Steel Samurai vs Nickel Samurai! (Spoilers 1-3 and 2-4)
Hmm, thinking about it though, I somehow don't think De Killer is going to take one of Engardes requests again sometimes soon :damon:
Author:  Jean Descole [ Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Steel Samurai vs Nickel Samurai! (Spoilers 1-3 and 2-4)
ashxu wrote:
Doesn't Steel Rust?


Well, as long as they aren't fighting in a rain storm, and as long as Matt's spear doesn't have supersoaker sneak-shot capabilities, then Will can take care of himself. :will:
Author:  ILoveMaxGalactica* [ Sat May 02, 2009 4:33 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Steel Samurai vs Nickel Samurai! (Spoilers 1-3 and 2-4)
Banoon wrote:
Will all the way.

Will does his show because he loves the kiddies, not for some silly rivalry.

...But am I the only one that finds it creepy that Will is the star of Pink Princess? .__.


I agree with this reasoning <3. Oh, and I just hate Matt. The only thing good about him is his cat :shoe:. But yes, that probably is somehwat creepy. :|. But Maya doesn't seem to mind. If I recall correctly, the Pink Princess was based off her xP.
Author:  Scarf [ Sun May 03, 2009 1:38 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Steel Samurai vs Nickel Samurai! (Spoilers 1-3 and 2-4)
The Steel Samurai, obviously :no-no:
The Nickle Samurai would get confused during the fight and have to call his manager about what he's supposed to do, while Steel delivers a Samurai PAAUUUNCH.

Unless the Evil Magistrate joined the fray...!
Author:  BlackJack [ Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:51 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Steel Samurai vs Nickel Samurai! (Spoilers 1-3 and 2-4)
Let's look at this stats-wise:

:will: : Will Powers - The Steel Samurai
Advantages: Size, Strength, Spear
Disadvantages: Nice Guy At His Core, Clumsy, Not Especially Bright

:enguard!: Matt Engarde - The Nickel Samurai
Advantages: Athletic, Agile, Sharp Calculating Mind, Spear, Much Meaner Than Will
Disadvantages: Very Vain, Doesn't Like To Betray His Intelligence, Mouthy, Size

I think I'm gonna go with Matt. As he is both more aggressive and more intelligent than Will.

Now if we're talking a straight-up, muscle-against-muscle, arm wrestling kind of fight, then I'd toss my vote to Will.
Author:  GigaHand [ Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:58 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Steel Samurai vs Nickel Samurai! (Spoilers 1-3 and 2-4)
I'll go with the Nickel Samurai 'cause the Steel Samurai broke his widdle toothpick.
Author:  Akbey Hicks [ Mon Jul 13, 2009 6:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Steel Samurai vs Nickel Samurai! (Spoilers 1-3 and 2-4)
Steel Samurai is better because he ain't a whiskey-owning murderous idiot. I think that sums him up nicely.
Author:  BlackJack [ Mon Jul 13, 2009 7:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Steel Samurai vs Nickel Samurai! (Spoilers 1-3 and 2-4)
NeoKitai wrote:
Steel Samurai is better because he ain't a whiskey-owning murderous idiot. I think that sums him up nicely.

"Whiskey-Owning"? Are you serious? How do you know that Will doesn't drink?
And being murderous would help in a fight, I think.
And Will is an idiot. Matt is not an idiot.
Author:  Bad Player [ Mon Jul 13, 2009 8:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Steel Samurai vs Nickel Samurai! (Spoilers 1-3 and 2-4)
Will might drink, but he doesn't carry around a whisky glass everywhere he goes!!!


Anyway, you're all wrong.



JAMMING. NINJA. FTW.
Author:  BlackJack [ Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Steel Samurai vs Nickel Samurai! (Spoilers 1-3 and 2-4)
Bad Player wrote:
Will might drink, but he doesn't carry around a whisky glass everywhere he goes!!!

A moot point considering Neokitai's post. :nick;

Bad Player wrote:
Anyway, you're all wrong.
JAMMING. NINJA. FTW.

:shelly: > :jammin-ninja:
Author:  Akbey Hicks [ Tue Jul 14, 2009 2:45 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Steel Samurai vs Nickel Samurai! (Spoilers 1-3 and 2-4)
BlackJack wrote:
NeoKitai wrote:
Steel Samurai is better because he ain't a whiskey-owning murderous idiot. I think that sums him up nicely.

"Whiskey-Owning"? Are you serious? How do you know that Will doesn't drink?
And being murderous would help in a fight, I think.
And Will is an idiot. Matt is not an idiot.


Easier said, in my opinion, both are idiots! Will is a bit more, but not crazy-idiot who'd kill someone just to boost his rep. He's a good guy.
Author:  BlackJack [ Tue Jul 14, 2009 2:49 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Steel Samurai vs Nickel Samurai! (Spoilers 1-3 and 2-4)
NeoKitai wrote:
BlackJack wrote:
NeoKitai wrote:
Steel Samurai is better because he ain't a whiskey-owning murderous idiot. I think that sums him up nicely.

"Whiskey-Owning"? Are you serious? How do you know that Will doesn't drink?
And being murderous would help in a fight, I think.
And Will is an idiot. Matt is not an idiot.

Easier said, in my opinion, both are idiots! Will is a bit more, but not crazy-idiot who'd kill someone just to boost his rep. He's a good guy.

You do realize that this is a discussion of who'd win in a fight, right? :eh?:
Author:  Bad Player [ Tue Jul 14, 2009 3:17 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Steel Samurai vs Nickel Samurai! (Spoilers 1-3 and 2-4)
BlackJack wrote:
Bad Player wrote:
Anyway, you're all wrong.
JAMMING. NINJA. FTW.

:shelly: > :jammin-ninja:

But remember: (OMG I forgot his last name!!) Juan didn't bring his guitar with hijm that day.

If he had, obviously he wouldn't won ;) I mean, his guitar is a weapon and a distraction all in one!!


Nothing can overcome the power of music and small woodland creatures!



EDIT: YES! Corrida!!
I got it just as I pressed "post" :larry2:
Author:  BlackJack [ Tue Jul 14, 2009 3:21 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Steel Samurai vs Nickel Samurai! (Spoilers 1-3 and 2-4)
Bad Player wrote:
Nothing can overcome the power of music and small woodland creatures!

How can I argue with that? :wellington:
Author:  Bad Player [ Tue Jul 14, 2009 3:24 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Steel Samurai vs Nickel Samurai! (Spoilers 1-3 and 2-4)
BlackJack wrote:
Bad Player wrote:
Nothing can overcome the power of music and small woodland creatures!

How can I argue with that? :wellington:

You can't :godot:


Jammin' Ninja takes first place!

...Now we can get back to the Steel v. Nickel debate for second place :-P
Author:  Lind [ Tue Jul 14, 2009 3:29 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Steel Samurai vs Nickel Samurai! (Spoilers 1-3 and 2-4)
Bad Player wrote:
BlackJack wrote:
Bad Player wrote:
Nothing can overcome the power of music and small woodland creatures!

How can I argue with that? :wellington:

You can't :godot:


Jammin' Ninja takes first place!

...Now we can get back to the Steel v. Nickel debate for second place :-P

I believe you forgot Pink Princess? :wellington:

Anyway, there is new light to add to this topic, since
Spoiler: GK
Larry Butz is now the Steel Samurai and Wendy Oldbag is the Pink Princess.
Author:  BlackJack [ Tue Jul 14, 2009 3:34 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Steel Samurai vs Nickel Samurai! (Spoilers 1-3 and 2-4)
Spoiler: :pshhh:
Since the Jammin' Ninja is dead, Larry is the Steel Samurai, and Oldbag is the Pink Princess, then that leaves the Nickel Samurai as the only cool, living samurai. :enguard!:
Author:  Lind [ Tue Jul 14, 2009 4:06 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Steel Samurai vs Nickel Samurai! (Spoilers 1-3 and 2-4)
BlackJack wrote:
Spoiler: :pshhh:
Since the Jammin' Ninja is dead, Larry is the Steel Samurai, and Oldbag is the Pink Princess, then that leaves the Nickel Samurai as the only cool, living samurai. :enguard!:

Given that he is probably a prison bitch right now I think that's really a moot point.
Author:  L_J [ Tue Jul 14, 2009 4:14 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Steel Samurai vs Nickel Samurai! (Spoilers 1-3 and 2-4)
BlackJack wrote:
Spoiler: :pshhh:
Since the Jammin' Ninja is dead, Larry is the Steel Samurai, and Oldbag is the Pink Princess, then that leaves the Nickel Samurai as the only cool, living samurai. :enguard!:

are you sure? dekiller could have murdered him in jail...

Spoiler: GK
anyways, larry as the steel samurai takes the cake
Advantages: the ability to utterly confuse his opponents
Disadvantages: the ability to utterly confuse himself


students of starry school and tin samurai ftw! :keiko:
Author:  BlackJack [ Tue Jul 14, 2009 4:17 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Steel Samurai vs Nickel Samurai! (Spoilers 1-3 and 2-4)
Lind_L_Tailor wrote:
BlackJack wrote:
Spoiler: :pshhh:
Since the Jammin' Ninja is dead, Larry is the Steel Samurai, and Oldbag is the Pink Princess, then that leaves the Nickel Samurai as the only cool, living samurai. :enguard!:

Given that he is probably a prison bitch right now I think that's really a moot point.

Matt Engarde would probably convince everyone else the shower to gangrape anyone that tried to make him a bitch.
He has magic, "Glorious Godfrey"-esque powers. :enguard!:
Author:  Lind [ Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:32 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Steel Samurai vs Nickel Samurai! (Spoilers 1-3 and 2-4)
BlackJack wrote:
Lind_L_Tailor wrote:
BlackJack wrote:
Spoiler: :pshhh:
Since the Jammin' Ninja is dead, Larry is the Steel Samurai, and Oldbag is the Pink Princess, then that leaves the Nickel Samurai as the only cool, living samurai. :enguard!:

Given that he is probably a prison bitch right now I think that's really a moot point.

Matt Engarde would probably convince everyone else the shower to gangrape anyone that tried to make him a bitch.
He has magic, "Glorious Godfrey"-esque powers. :enguard!:

I wouldn't be so sure... he screams "raped in the prison showers" to me, but that might just be my opinion.
Author:  Jean Descole [ Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:49 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Steel Samurai vs Nickel Samurai! (Spoilers 1-3 and 2-4)
Didn't Matt once list some forms of martial arts he claimed to good at? Maybe he gives judo chops to all the boys who try to make him their girlfriend... and I'm not talking to the face.
Author:  BlackJack [ Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:58 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Steel Samurai vs Nickel Samurai! (Spoilers 1-3 and 2-4)
Adrian in black wrote:
Didn't Matt once list some forms of martial arts he claimed to good at? Maybe he gives judo chops to all the boys who try to make him their girlfriend... and I'm not talking to the face.

-Adrianinblack Receives +100 Cool Points-
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Author:  Phoenix123 [ Sat Jan 14, 2012 9:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Steel Samurai vs Nickel Samurai! (Spoilers 1-3 and 2-4)
I'd say Will Powers. Matt Engarde is more like one of those kind of evil mastermind who plans and orders. Will, on the other hand, has a stronger build-up. Will could also out smart Matt in one way. Anyhow, I vote for Will. :will:
Author:  CatMuto [ Sat Aug 11, 2012 2:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Steel Samurai vs Nickel Samurai! (Spoilers 1-3 and 2-4)
Steel Samurai wins any battle, simply because of his awesome theme music. Nickel, PP - and wasn't there even a Tin Samurai? - are all just worthless copies of the original, haha!

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