Re: GS2 Quotes, For Interesting/Funny Dialog [SPOILERS]
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Haruhi wrote:
I can't remember the exact quotes, but I loved it when Phoenix would always ask about Max's three symbols, and everyone in the courtroom would yell "SILK HAT! CLOAK! WHITE ROSES!"
Umm, actually ever stinking time you press the clown for info everybody in the courtroom would do that and it really pissed me off.
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Please present the one piece of everything that will explain everything!*presents Phoenix's Business Card*
Why, thank you. How nice. Here, please have one of mine.[Judge's Business Card added to the Court Record.]
Wait, what am I doing!? This isn't the time to be exchanging business cards!Great Part of Case 3:
:nick : The bust is behind your honor's chair!
WHAAAAAAAT?! PHOENIX! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? PENALTY!*Lifebar Decreases*
Arggggggg! WHAT SOME MORE?! HERE YOU GO! PENALTY!*Lifebar Decreases Again*
Double Arggggg!
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What's so important about this business card?->The front
This card tells everyone who I am! It even told ME that I'm Phoenix Wright! ........... Did you not know that? Nope!
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Oh snap!
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For the love of all things good, Your Honor! Have some spine...for my sake.
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: A magatama? Aww, you shouldn't have! : It's not for you!
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Let's go let her whip us, Mr. Nick!Best Pearl Line Ever!
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Hmm... Your stupidity amuses me so....
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Spoiler: Another Bust funny
Don't think you're getting off either!
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(Poor Gumshoe...)I just love that quote, and the sad stories about a nameless detective told by Von Karma before it comes...
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I guess I'll have to deliver my verdict without the defense attorney...
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You only get what you give.
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My secret? You'll need a magatama!
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Adrian Andrews!I choose you!
Not really funny but made me smile!
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Win. Just win! "Mask *jazz hands!* DeMasque."
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but when Friska whipped Moe, and he busted out into a clown-version of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
pure gold.
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"Maya, you are such a glutton!"
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You probably know where this is going, but since I promised to stop with the Broom Lady crap, you're wrong. :P
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The bust is... UNDER THE PROSECUTER'S CHAIR
... as soon as the defense wakes from unconcisness, I will penilize him.*life bar goes down*
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tsurikato wrote:
i forgot how he said it..
but when Friska whipped Moe, and he busted out into a clown-version of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
pure gold.
but when Friska whipped Moe, and he busted out into a clown-version of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
pure gold.Ditto. It was really awkward, too, as I was playing during Geometry and when I saw that I burst out laughing really, really loudly.
"In West Clownedelphia, born and raised..."
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Mysticgamer wrote:
Haruhi wrote:
I can't remember the exact quotes, but I loved it when Phoenix would always ask about Max's three symbols, and everyone in the courtroom would yell "SILK HAT! CLOAK! WHITE ROSES!"
Umm, actually ever stinking time you press the clown for info everybody in the courtroom would do that and it really pissed me off.
Yeah, but it was funny the time that Maya joined in.
Paraphrased:
: You didn't have to join in. : But it looked fun saying it with everyone else!Also:
You shall not pass!Most of the game was hilarious, but probably all of my favourite quotes have already been quoted here
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Harry Miste wrote:
*present the Magatama (when you first get it) to Ini*
: A magatama? Aww, you shouldn't have!
: It's not for you!
: A magatama? Aww, you shouldn't have! : It's not for you!Was that the part where he said:
It's so totally not for you!!That was funny...especially because I could actually 'hear' Phoenix saying that in my head.
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I-Object wrote:
Harry Miste wrote:
*present the Magatama (when you first get it) to Ini*
: A magatama? Aww, you shouldn't have!
: It's not for you!
: A magatama? Aww, you shouldn't have! : It's not for you!Was that the part where he said:
It's so totally not for you!!That was funny...especially because I could actually 'hear' Phoenix saying that in my head.
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- Oh, look at the cute bear!Bear - GROOOOOOOOOARRRR!
- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! - I'll give Ms. von Karma a piece of my mind!! - (I wouldn't miss tomorrow's trial for anything in the world.) - *on Oldbag* I didn't mean to interrupt...
- No no, interrupt her! By all means, interrupt her!
- PAIN!!! - MORE PAIN!!!
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You know... that detective lady.
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[When Phoenix asks how he knew what time it was:]
“I looked at that clock, and that’s how I knew the time. But if you ask me, this whole concept of breaking time apart into fragments… It’s just total and utter nonsense that no man should follow. A real first-class person doesn’t live by, nor is he claimed by, time. And to wear a watch? Ha! What a ridiculous notion! People should live freely without constraints. That’s how life should be!”
[When Phoenix asks how he knew it was a police officer:]
“You obviously have no idea how powerful my deductive reasoning skills are. With one glance, I could tell just what kind of occupation he held. That shoddy, do-it-yourself hairstyle practically screamed ‘I am a police officer.’ It was also the way he tied his tie and those cheap, low-quality shoes. Ugh. Oh, and I suppose it was also because he was wearing an officer’s uniform.”
I'm more confused than Wellington with a bunch of bananas.
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"People should live freely without constraints. That's how life should be!" ~ Richard Wellington
D.A's Fan Art Thread Updated 06/02
"People should live freely without constraints. That's how life should be!" ~ Richard Wellington
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What? Pearl, are you saying you walked all the way here? Of course not, don't be silly. I ran! (But Kurain's like 20 miles from here! Oh.. oh man.)
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(Case 2)
Your Honor, did you see that? Thats alright. Thats not alright! Thats a whip! Yeowza! Not totally accurate, but i laughed real hard
(Case 4, looking at crime scene photo)
Now, you see, a real pros attention would be drawn to this bandana around the victims neck. Mmm... Banana...
Um... "bandana", your honor. Oh, yes i see. ...His banana-scented bandana.
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Pearl: W-what's that sound!? *cries*
Camera pans to Wendy Oldbag in helmet
Phoenix: ZOINKS! It's an alien!
of course my favourite is:
Rat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat~
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Mystic Mia was your teacher, right? I'm sure she was a great Master of Lawyers. Master of Lawyers, indeed.
Oh, Pearls. :P
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I get to come! I get to come!
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Such depressing weather we're having. Do you understand how depressed that makes me!? Do you!? It's all that stupid weather girl's fault! "I think our rain will break with a little dry spell", is what she said! I'd bet my life on it! Well, it is the weather... Yes, but that's why I didn't bother to bring an umbrella today. That stupid weather girl! She's going to hear from my $5,000 suit!! Um... about your case. Unless you want to sue the weather girl... I'm sorry. I thought that before we got down to business we could have a little friendly chatter.---
Your Honor, what do you think of the evidence? ...Ms. von Karma. What do you think of the evidence? Witness, what do you think of the evidence?
(Lets small bird fly off) Mr. Wright, what do you think of the evidence? Uh... hmm... OWWW! Here's one from me too! (Penalized) MAYA KICK!!! (Ow! Please... no more pain...)---
Pearls, did you walk all the way here? *gasp* Of course not... I ran! (Oh dear...) Pearly, didn't you take that train? Huh? What's a "tray-in"? (If it takes two hours by train... oh dear, dear...)---
Mr. Lawyer dude, I'd appreciate it if you'd stop intruding on my personal life. Now if you'll excuse me I've got a lunch appointment. W-what?! You're in detention! Who are you going to eat with, the security guard!?
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Wright: YOU BOUGHT A $3,800 TOOTHBRUSH!!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Matt: Well, the handle is made of ivory and the bristles from elephant hair...
Wright: *YUCKS* So that's what rich people spend their money on...
Wright: Do you see where I'm going?
Edgeworth: Yes, I do see where you're going...
Judge: What? Are you guys going somewhere? Do I need to pack?
and the white and red guitar lines is pretty funny too, but I can't remember >_<
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But it wasn't strong enough to stand up to the Phoenix!"
XD That just made me giggle.
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... but who knew that under that helmet, it was the wicked witch of the witness stand!?---
*Showing the "Banana" (Baseball glove) to Wellington*
Doesn't it look delicious? Care for a bite?---
In West Clownsilvania, born and raised, on a playground where I spent most of my clown-(2nd encounter with Frannie's whip)
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gives you the magatama)Phoenix: (...What is it!?
Is it my hair? Is it too spiky? not Spiky enough!?)
(Later, when you present the Magatama)
Phoenix: (why am I being boiled into a bright red lobster by this little kid!?)
WontonAnubis: It was Two hours by train, 20 miles can be covered in 20-40 minutes at average speeds (depending on the limit on the roads, on the motorways, it's about 15) most people can walk at 3m/h and Pearl probably matched that running. Two hours is a little less than my route from London to Liverpool on a train.
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1010 wrote:
When Phoenix is talking about Max having a big bust I got bad mental images. I don't remember the exacct quote though, something like "Hmm. So Max has a big bust? Maybe I should ask him about his bust..." Yeah.
Pretty much. And then he says "Not that I'm into that kind of thing".
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That's... I can't... Oh my...(If it takes two house by train... Oh Man.)
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Perhaps it is because Acro has a grudge against the defendant! Which is why he is trying to frame Max... OWWW! Why me?! What did I do!? Never get your fat head in the way of a whip bent on finding justice! Mr. Phoenix Wright... I have no interest in your silly little theories! Do you have proof?! Well... umm... That's the thing... Mr. Wright! Thanks to you I got my head lashed by Ms. von Karma's whip! I don't like getting hit for nothing!...Not THAT funny, but the Judge always makes me giggle like a little girl. ...And I am a girl. Wow.
Don't push it, von Karma! Wha... WHAT!? You aren't gonna suck me in this time. I'm smart enough to know when I don't have the cards to play and my hand sucks right now. ... Uhh... What do you mean, Mr. Wright? He means that everything he's said up until now has all been nonsense. Uh.Phoenix's reaction just made me laugh. XD
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Don't think this is over Mr Phoenix Wright! I don't care what I have to do, I will get my guilty verdict! (Gavel-whack) That's enough! If you want to continue, do so in the lobby(later)
Hey Nick, could you take Pearly home for me? Sure, hey Pearls, you ready to buy some tickets? Huh? A tik-ket? (Poor thing... So sheltered.)Next episode
And then, that snobby woman with the ruffly clothes... (Ruffly... Oh, she means Franziska...) She had such a bad attitude! She acted like she had already decided that Mystic Maya did it... I'm going to tell her what I think of her tomorrow! (I wouldn't miss tomorrow's trial for the world...)(Talk to Pearl about prosecutors)
Why was that woman bullying Mystic Maya? Well, she's the opposite of a lawyer -- a prosecutor, so her job is to prove people guilty. They don't care if someone's innocent. All they care about is if they win. Th-That's terrible! B-But... she's a really good prosecutor with a heart on the inside, right? ... There's no one like that. All prosecutors are the same. ... Well, "he" might've become a good guy... eventually. "He"? Who are you talking about Mr Nick? Is it that person Mystic Maya was talking about? Mr Eh-ji-werth...?And who can forget the beginning of Turnabout Big Top
Yeah! Max Galactica! He was absolutely fabulous! Huh? ... What? Max... Max Galactica! The world's greatest Magician! A magic-ician? No, a magician. Umm... Mr. Nick. Huh? What is it Pearls? Does magic have anything to do with channeling spirits? (I don't think it has anything to do with channeling.) You don't know about magic, do you Pearls? I'm sorry...Pearl is so adorable.
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THAT DIDN'T HURT!A good line that caught my eye in the short space of time it was displayed :3
(age 17) Hey Grossberg, I bet you couldn't stuff 11 lemons up your nose!
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Do not devalue my name and turn it into a gasp, you spiky-headed poof!I thought I was hallucinating the first time I saw that. Played through again - nope, still there. I guess her Edgeworth love fantasy needed a rival.
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Thats terrible dude! Don't let yourself be commanded by a disembodied voice! (This is coming from a guy with a phone on his wrist?)
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Hello, Mr. Engarde? I'm Phoenix Wright, I'm here to -- Dude, thanks for coming, but I'm not interested in buying. Buying...? Life insurance. I'm already covered, dude. No no no, I'm not here to sell life insurance... Oh, that's cool. But... dude, I don't need that either. You don't need...? Fire hydrants. This really isn't my house, so a fire hydrant isn't -- I'm not selling fire hydrants! Dude, why are you here?
"Show me an innocent... I'll show you a fairy tale."
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Subject, verb, object wright. Did you skip basic grammar?
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