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Some of the better lines in JFA:
"Nice, tag-teamed in Stereo. Guess I should be grateful it's not in 5.1" "What!? You didn't have an air conditioner? Did you ride your Triceratops to work too?" "Two women with whips... That's my cue to shut up and act like a good boy...":franziska: "[you are an] 8-bit excuse for an attorney"
:angry: "Phoenix is a poopy head"
"[When I grew up I wanted to be] Judge Wackner, hero of the Public Court" "Time to fire up the afterburners and hit the highway to the danger zone"
"You really should come with a supply of cheese to match your vintage whine" "(Can't a foolishy foolish fool get some love?)":kirio: "I choose you!"
...Anyone got any more gems?
Bump - bump - bump - bump - bump - bump - bump
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: "Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, Princess."
: "You're the man now, doll!"
: "(But I'm a good thunker! At least my teachers always said I was...)"?Some of My Favorite Quotes!
Ace Attorney
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'nuff said.
The Ace Attorney has Spoken!
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- "I heard the Gatewater was a popular honeymoon destination....So I booked you and Mystic Maya the suite."Where she got the money is beyond me.
The original Gingibitah!
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: Presents profile of Regina. Can you believe that she's an animal tamer? That's sooo cool! I'd like to try animal taming someday. Nick! Nick! Lie down! Roll over!! Once this case is solved, I'll roll over for you as many times as you want! YAY!!! Remember, you promised, Nick!Pure. Gold.
Built For The Kill
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I'm going to ride on Nick's back and jump out of the lion's mouth!__________
I bet cracking the whip on you once or twice would be just what the doctor ordered!__________
Real troublemakers get the blaster! *Rat-tat-tat rat-tat-tat rat-tat-tat*^ I hated that blaster sound...
I do not tolerate bullies. Good day.
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Great to hear it.
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Maybe YOU should be stripped naked and run out for making a mockery of this court!
Yes?
First an earthquake, now this!
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The bust...(some dialogue i can't remember)
is under your Honor's bench!
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! MR. WRIGHT YOU'VE EARNED A PENALTY![0000----] BOOM
:arrgggghh! WHAT'S THAT?! YOU WANT MORE?! ANOTHER PENALTY![0-------] BOOM
double arrrgggghh!
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Case 4:
The bellboy looked suspicious because he had stitches going all the way down his face...
Suzumiya Haruhi: Ace Attorney
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Mystic Lawyer
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- "I heard the Gatewater was a popular honeymoon destination....So I booked you and Mystic Maya the suite."Where she got the money is beyond me.
She lives in a mansion.
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Great to hear it.
Are you kidding? We've been waiting for him to say that since the first American trailer!
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I dunno why, but that owned.
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You're lying! And I can prove it!
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Something along the lines of, "I'm sure that monkey don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk!"
I laughed incredibly hard at that! XDD
You know... that detective lady.
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Then Franziska whips him and says "Witness! You are to tell the whole truth! No fractions!"
I think that's my favorite quote of hers, though her "fool" statements were amusing for a little while.
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"People should live freely without constraints. That's how life should be!" ~ Richard Wellington
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, referring to :"A pure heart that knows nothing of the evils in this world is a powerful thing."...and my favourite quote from the entire game:
:"Hold on, I'm gonna contact myself." I'm not sure on the accuracy of this one, though.And, technically,
is incorrect, ...Pi cannot be expressed with a fraction, it's irrational 
.
You know... that detective lady.
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Oh and I remembered another one that for some reason I forgot about.
: "I am a famous brand-name product, while you are only a cheap imitation."Arrogance to the max. x_x Somehow I still love the guy. Must be the hair...
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"People should live freely without constraints. That's how life should be!" ~ Richard Wellington
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: Like...hold on....I like...know I've seen this face before....: Hey, that's Morgan Fey! -Did she just bow to the picture?
You know... that detective lady.
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Mia: You can't smile at the end unless you've been smiling the whole way there.
And near the very end of the game, there were two quotes that I adored.
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"People should live freely without constraints. That's how life should be!" ~ Richard Wellington
Phoenix in a jacket!
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Zoinks! It's the alien! Too much in common with Shaggy. Ha!
Urby made these. Thank you!
Go GyakutenMECHA!
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Most of the other quotes I like were already mentioned...
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: GOOD SIR! Y-y-yes? : When did you...obtain a hidden picture of Mystic Maya?
NONONONONO! It's not like that at all! It is unforgivable! OW-ow-ow-ow! (Why did she slap me?I lolled at that.
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: This isn't the Phoenix Wright Wax Philosophical Power Hour!I lol'd. XD
You only get what you give.
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Maybe YOU should be stripped naked and run out for making a mockery of this court! (case 4)Best. Mitsurugi. Quote. EVER.
I object to that objection. It was very... objectionable! (I *think* this is from JFA. Don't remember the case #) He has a way with words. <3
Yeah, I'm totally watching you.
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I object to that objection. It was very... objectionable! (I *think* this is from JFA. Don't remember the case #)Er... if it IS from JFA, your choices are somewhat limited there, are they not?
You only get what you give.
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I object to that objection. It was very... objectionable! (I *think* this is from JFA. Don't remember the case #)Er... if it IS from JFA, your choices are somewhat limited there, are they not?
Yeah. xD That was stuid of me.
I'm actually not sure if it was JFA or Rise From The Ashes. So meh.
That's one of my rules.
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Struck by a blunt objection
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I object to that objection. It was very... objectionable! (I *think* this is from JFA. Don't remember the case #)Er... if it IS from JFA, your choices are somewhat limited there, are they not?
Yeah. xD That was stuid of me.
I'm actually not sure if it was JFA or Rise From The Ashes. So meh.
That was from Ace Attorney, case 2 :P
Oh snap!
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Ah, I remember when I was young and in love. Oh, it was a jolly time. (That's great, Your Honor... I'm glad you're such a cheerful old man...)
Hey, pal! Watch what you say!I know everything that happens under me! If someone so much as scratches their...
I REALLY don't need to know that much... Hey, don't you look down on us! I told you! We're not a bunch of simpletons, pal! Everyone knows you can't find out everything you want with scientific investigation! I've never heard that before.
Me neither Nor I.
I never heard anything like that at the police academy, sir... Okay, so I made it up. Anyway... His pointer finger? You know, they one you're always POINTING and waving around in people's faces.
Aha, ha, ha. Don't tell me it bothers you... Every time you do it, I have a mini-heart attack. It's like you're trying to kill me, pal.
In the year 4016, justice is no longer fought for in the courtroom—but with giant freakin’ robots!
The foxy ladies can't resist my sandwich
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Keep The Cafeteria Clean...Or Die!!!!What a quote
Mr. Wellington love large bananas!!!!
...... ... I'll have you know I like strawberries much more than bananas.
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I don't remember it perfectly, but I think he said:
Since when did I become a poster boy for the 'How to not make a first impression' poster??!
Heheh the sound effect when Maya said that... sounds cool XD
Science: It's cuter than ever
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I wouldn't mind hearing more about Max's bust...not that I'm into that sorta thing. Foolishly foolish fool wearing the foolishly foolish clothes...The part at the end of the first case where Phoenix remembered everybody but Payne xD
You really should come with a supply of cheese to go with your vintage whine.Edgeworth begging the judge to interupt Oldbag in case 4 xD
The whole thing with the gum in case 4...can't remember it.
After Pearls runs away
What's wrong with me?! Is it my hair? Is it too spiky? Not spiky enough?! You're lying, dammit, and I can prove it!And too many more to remember....this whole game was just way too hilarious.
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Edit:
Found another one I thought was funny... Massive spoiler 'ere, though, you've been warned.
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That's one of my rules.
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4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42
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it went somethin like this, when you presented evidence
i cant tell you anything about that....but i can tell you my measurements ummm no thanks
Chibi characters are my greatness weakness >.< theyre too cute!!!!!
LOL that and girls :P
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Built For The Kill
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Dude, did your nose just get longer?Not funny, but meh.
I do not tolerate bullies. Good day.
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Mister Edgeworth, show me the money!
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