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Author:  Wooster [ Mon Feb 26, 2007 5:59 am ]
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Credit: The Thinker <3

Some of the better lines in JFA:

Phoenix "Nice, tag-teamed in Stereo. Guess I should be grateful it's not in 5.1"
Phoenix "What!? You didn't have an air conditioner? Did you ride your Triceratops to work too?"
Phoenix "Two women with whips... That's my cue to shut up and act like a good boy..."
:franziska: "[you are an] 8-bit excuse for an attorney"
:angry: "Phoenix is a poopy head"
Phoenix "[When I grew up I wanted to be] Judge Wackner, hero of the Public Court"
Phoenix "Time to fire up the afterburners and hit the highway to the danger zone"
Edgeworth "You really should come with a supply of cheese to match your vintage whine"
Phoenix "(Can't a foolishy foolish fool get some love?)"
:kirio: "I choose you!"

...Anyone got any more gems?

Author:  ButzPuff [ Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:57 am ]
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Phoenix : "Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, Princess."

Maya Fey : "You're the man now, doll!"

Nick : "(But I'm a good thunker! At least my teachers always said I was...)"?

Some of My Favorite Quotes! Larry

Author:  Phoenix_Wright [ Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:12 pm ]
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Any quote from Moe is absolutely AWESOME.


'nuff said.

Author:  Tigg--Ace Attorney [ Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:11 pm ]
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Pearl- "I heard the Gatewater was a popular honeymoon destination....So I booked you and Mystic Maya the suite."

Where she got the money is beyond me.

Author:  BowBowHead [ Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:26 am ]
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Phoenix : Presents profile of Regina.
Maya Fey Can you believe that she's an animal tamer? That's sooo cool!
Maya Fey I'd like to try animal taming someday.
Maya Fey Nick! Nick! Lie down! Roll over!!
Nick Once this case is solved, I'll roll over for you as many times as you want!
Maya Fey YAY!!! Remember, you promised, Nick!

Pure. Gold.

Author:  Orcaizer Al [ Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:57 pm ]
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Maya Fey I'm going to ride on Nick's back and jump out of the lion's mouth!

__________

Maya Fey I bet cracking the whip on you once or twice would be just what the doctor ordered!

__________

Oldbag Real troublemakers get the blaster! *Rat-tat-tat rat-tat-tat rat-tat-tat*

^ I hated that blaster sound...

Author:  Gumshoe [ Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:40 pm ]
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Not a funny one, but I loved in case 4 when Nick said "You're lying, dammit, and I can prove it!"

Great to hear it.

Author:  Happiness Punch! [ Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:54 am ]
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Currently playing case 4 Gant

Spoiler:
At court, questioning about how did Adrian got the costume, choosing the wrong alternative:
Phoenix :I think it may have been stolen from Mr. Engarde.
Judge : S-stolen?! But why would someone do such a thing?
Phoenix : Maybe the thief wanted to interfere wit the post-ceremony stage show.
Judge : Hmm...
Phoenix : And so, if he didn't have his costume, then Mr. Engarde would be forced to go naked!
Objection
Edgy Thinks Maybe YOU should be stripped naked and run out for making a mockery of this court!
Ack

...Evil Edgey.


Spoiler:
Cross-examining Shelly de killer, pressing his statement about already revealing his client:
Phoenix ...
Judge What is it, Mr. Wright?
Phoenix (If I press him the wrong way, it might raise suspicions on his end...But I have to do something to waste more time...) Umm.. Witness. About requesting a hit...
Shelly Yes?
Phoenix How much is your fee?
Shelly ... I see you are also quite a dark-hearted man, Mr. Attorney...
Phoenix Huh?
Shelly If you would like to talk business, we can do so after the trial...
Phoenix ACK! NONONO! I'm not thinking of hiring --
*silence*
Judge M-M-Mr. Wright!!
Phoenix Y-Yes?!
Judge Y-Y-You... You want to kill me... You want me dead... DON'T YOU!?!?
Ack N-No, your Honor! Why would I do such---
Judge Guilty! MR.PHOENIX WRIGHT! You are hereby declared GUILTY!!

Author:  tega2919 [ Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:51 am ]
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Phoenix The bust...


(some dialogue i can't remember)

OBJECT! is under your Honor's bench!

Judge WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! MR. WRIGHT YOU'VE EARNED A PENALTY!

[0000----] BOOM

Ack :arrgggghh!

Judge WHAT'S THAT?! YOU WANT MORE?! ANOTHER PENALTY!

[0-------] BOOM

Ack double arrrgggghh!

Author:  Skankin' Garbage [ Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:51 am ]
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There were two in particular...

Case 4:

Spoiler:
*In the hotel, paraphrasing*

Pearl Mr. Nick would walk over miles of hot coals for Mystic Maya!

Nick (to himself) That would be every single time we work a case together...


Spoiler:
*During Will Powers' testimony, paraphrasing*

Will Powers The bellboy looked suspicious because he had stitches going all the way down his face...

Nick A baseball is covered in stitches! *slams desk* Are you saying that all baseballs look suspicious to you?

...and then, to really drive the joke home, later... *paraphrasing*

Will Powers Come on! The bellboy was wearing black leather gloves. That's pretty suspicious!

Nick Footballs are made of leather! *slams desk* Are you saying that all footballs look suspicious to you?

Author:  Haruhi [ Sun Mar 04, 2007 5:27 pm ]
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I can't remember the exact quotes, but I loved it when Phoenix would always ask about Max's three symbols, and everyone in the courtroom would yell "SILK HAT! CLOAK! WHITE ROSES!"

Author:  Mysticgamer [ Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:26 am ]
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Tigg--Ace Attorney wrote:
Pearl- "I heard the Gatewater was a popular honeymoon destination....So I booked you and Mystic Maya the suite."

Where she got the money is beyond me.



She lives in a mansion.

Author:  Mysticgamer [ Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:29 am ]
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Gumshoe wrote:
Not a funny one, but I loved in case 4 when Nick said "You're lying, dammit, and I can prove it!"

Great to hear it.



Are you kidding? We've been waiting for him to say that since the first American trailer!

Author:  seka [ Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:41 am ]
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"The witness, Mr. Wellington, LOVES LARGE BANNANAS!"
I dunno why, but that owned.

Author:  Rookie_Killer [ Mon Mar 05, 2007 1:09 am ]
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Case 3:

Spoiler:
The Ringmaster was hit with Max's ample bust!

Author:  Miles Wright [ Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:39 am ]
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Hands down...

You're lying! And I can prove it!

Author:  Igiari_Bren [ Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:42 pm ]
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I remember one line in particular that Maya says if you investigate the basketball net in Acro's room...

Something along the lines of, "I'm sure that monkey don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk!"
I laughed incredibly hard at that! XDD

Author:  DetectiveAnonymous [ Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:10 am ]
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Hmm, there were a few quotes I really liked, but one that I can remember off the top of my head is one during one of Moe's testimonies, where he says something like: "Do you like pi? I like pi! 3.14...[etc.]"
Then Franziska whips him and says "Witness! You are to tell the whole truth! No fractions!"

I think that's my favorite quote of hers, though her "fool" statements were amusing for a little while.

Author:  F_For_FranziskaDOO [ Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:30 pm ]
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One I remember...

Morgan , referring to Pearl :"A pure heart that knows nothing of the evils in this world is a powerful thing."

...and my favourite quote from the entire game:

Matt :"Hold on, I'm gonna contact myself." I'm not sure on the accuracy of this one, though.


And, technically, Franziska is incorrect, ...Pi cannot be expressed with a fraction, it's irrational Godot .

Author:  DetectiveAnonymous [ Sun Mar 11, 2007 12:17 am ]
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Hahaha, not so perfect now, is she?
Oh and I remembered another one that for some reason I forgot about.

Wellington: "I am a famous brand-name product, while you are only a cheap imitation."

Arrogance to the max. x_x Somehow I still love the guy. Must be the hair...

Author:  EricaP [ Sun Mar 11, 2007 9:32 pm ]
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Ini Mimi: Like...hold on....I like...know I've seen this face before....

Ini Mimi: Hey, that's Morgan Fey!
Ack -Did she just bow to the picture?

Author:  DetectiveAnonymous [ Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:20 am ]
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Oh and Mia said one quote that I loved... I think in Case 2... but I don't really remember.

Mia: You can't smile at the end unless you've been smiling the whole way there.

And near the very end of the game, there were two quotes that I adored.

Spoiler:
- Edgeworth: It doesn't matter how many underhanded tricks a person pulls. The truth will always find a way to make itself known.

and, a personal favorite that I'll probably live by...

- Gumshoe: Crashing headlong into everything is the only way to live, pal!

Author:  Naruhodou A. Wrighto [ Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:02 am ]
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Phoenix Zoinks! It's the alien!
Too much in common with Shaggy. Ha!

Author:  Misaki [ Mon Mar 12, 2007 7:02 pm ]
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Some large case 4 spoilers 'ere, you've been warned:

Spoiler:
Matt: Dude, all you can tell from this is that I spent $3,800. I go to that department store all the time, okay? This $3,800... This could be the toothbrush I bought that one time.
Phoenix: A-A THIRTY-EIGHT HUNDRED DOLLAR TOOTHBRUSH!?
Matt: ...It's ivory... And it's got elephant hair for bristles...
Phoenix: (Eww... Elephant hair? Is that what rich people use nowadays...?)
---
Phoenix: I know why you know Mr. de Killer. It's because...
-you're a hero of justice.
Phoenix: It's because you're the great hero of justice, the Nickel Samurai!
Matt: Duuuuude!?
Phoenix: You spied on that room to do one thing and one thing only! To expose Shelly de Killer's fiendish plot!
Matt: ...I... ...Okay... If that's what you think, then whatever, dude.
Phoenix: ...(I get the feeling that wasn't quite it...) S-Sorry. Slip of the tongue...
---
Phoenix: I know why you know Mr. de Killer. It's because...
-you're a star.
Phoenix: It's because you're a star!
Matt: Duuuuude!? What in the world are you talking about!?
Phoenix: Well, you're a star. And stars never need a logical, or sane reason for anything!
Matt: ...I... ...Okay... If that's what you think, then whatever, dude.
Phoenix: ...(I get the feeling that wasn't quite it...)
---
-Examine: The bear clock in Juan's room, after the bug sweeper scene.
Pearl: Wow, there are a lot of bears!
Phoenix: (Alarm clock ones, collector's editions, stuffed teddies, plastic models... It's pretty overwehlming... Is there a kind of bear he doesn't have...?)
Pearl: There's even a few in the trash can...
Phoenix: Yeah... I get the feeling maybe the guy didn't really like bears.
Pearl: Poor teddies...
*The screen goes black, and shows Moe giggling*
Moe: It's hard to "bear" with all these problems... Growl! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha!
Phoenix: ...(I don't think I want to "bear" with the trauma the last case caused me...)


Most of the other quotes I like were already mentioned...

Author:  tega2919 [ Thu Mar 15, 2007 3:48 pm ]
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Morgan : GOOD SIR!

Ack Y-y-yes?

Morgan : When did you...
obtain a hidden picture of Mystic Maya?

Ack NONONONONO! It's not like that at all!

Morgan It is unforgivable!

Ack OW-ow-ow-ow! (Why did she slap me?

I lolled at that.

Author:  Battle Royale [ Fri Mar 16, 2007 6:34 am ]
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Edgeworth : This isn't the Phoenix Wright Wax Philosophical Power Hour!

I lol'd. XD

Author:  1010 [ Sat Mar 17, 2007 10:07 pm ]
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Edgeworth Maybe YOU should be stripped naked and run out for making a mockery of this court! (case 4)

Best. Mitsurugi. Quote. EVER.

Edgeworth I object to that objection. It was very... objectionable! (I *think* this is from JFA. Don't remember the case #)

He has a way with words. <3

Author:  DSL-69 [ Sun Mar 18, 2007 3:25 am ]
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1010 wrote:
Edgeworth I object to that objection. It was very... objectionable! (I *think* this is from JFA. Don't remember the case #)


Er... if it IS from JFA, your choices are somewhat limited there, are they not?

Author:  1010 [ Sun Mar 18, 2007 3:16 pm ]
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DSL-69 wrote:
1010 wrote:
Edgeworth I object to that objection. It was very... objectionable! (I *think* this is from JFA. Don't remember the case #)


Er... if it IS from JFA, your choices are somewhat limited there, are they not?


Yeah. xD That was stuid of me. Sadshoe
I'm actually not sure if it was JFA or Rise From The Ashes. So meh. Meekins

Author:  Wizard Anon [ Sun Mar 18, 2007 3:41 pm ]
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You will see this on all of my posts. I used this account when I was 13-14 and some of the content I am not happy about. I am sorry to anyone who read my posts and was rightfully offended by any of it. I will likely not use this website again, just FYI.

Author:  Mikker [ Sun Mar 18, 2007 6:23 pm ]
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1010 wrote:
DSL-69 wrote:
1010 wrote:
Edgeworth I object to that objection. It was very... objectionable! (I *think* this is from JFA. Don't remember the case #)


Er... if it IS from JFA, your choices are somewhat limited there, are they not?


Yeah. xD That was stuid of me. Sadshoe
I'm actually not sure if it was JFA or Rise From The Ashes. So meh. Meekins


That was from Ace Attorney, case 2 :P

Author:  The Greg [ Sun Mar 18, 2007 7:13 pm ]
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Some funny ones from case 1

Judge Ah, I remember when I was young and in love. Oh, it was a jolly time.
Nick (That's great, Your Honor... I'm glad you're such a cheerful old man...)


Detective Gumshoe Hey, pal! Watch what you say!
I know everything that happens under me! If someone so much as scratches their...
Ack I REALLY don't need to know that much...


Detective Gumshoe Hey, don't you look down on us! I told you! We're not a bunch of simpletons, pal! Everyone knows you can't find out everything you want with scientific investigation!
Judge I've never heard that before.
Payne Me neither
Phoenix Nor I.
Maggy I never heard anything like that at the police academy, sir...
Sadshoe Okay, so I made it up. Anyway...


Phoenix His pointer finger?
Detective Gumshoe You know, they one you're always POINTING and waving around in people's faces.
Oops Aha, ha, ha. Don't tell me it bothers you...
Sadshoe Every time you do it, I have a mini-heart attack. It's like you're trying to kill me, pal.

Author:  The Sandwich [ Mon Mar 19, 2007 7:10 pm ]
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Maya Fey Keep The Cafeteria Clean...Or Die!!!!
What a quote

Phoenix Mr. Wellington love large bananas!!!!
Beef ...
Payne...
Judge ...
Wellington I'll have you know I like strawberries much more than bananas.

Author:  n0wM3 [ Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:00 am ]
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when Pearl ran away from Nick.
I don't remember it perfectly, but I think he said:

Since when did I become a poster boy for the 'How to not make a first impression' poster??!

Quote:
Keep The Cafeteria Clean...Or Die!!!!

Heheh the sound effect when Maya said that... sounds cool XD

Author:  SilverZephyr [ Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:31 am ]
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Phoenix I wouldn't mind hearing more about Max's bust...not that I'm into that sorta thing.
Franziska Foolishly foolish fool wearing the foolishly foolish clothes...
The part at the end of the first case where Phoenix remembered everybody but Payne xD
Edgeworth You really should come with a supply of cheese to go with your vintage whine.
Edgeworth begging the judge to interupt Oldbag in case 4 xD
The whole thing with the gum in case 4...can't remember it.
After Pearls runs away Phoenix What's wrong with me?! Is it my hair? Is it too spiky? Not spiky enough?!
Phoenix You're lying, dammit, and I can prove it!

And too many more to remember....this whole game was just way too hilarious.

Author:  Misaki [ Thu Mar 22, 2007 4:21 pm ]
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Found another one~

Spoiler: Minor Case 4 spoiler, nothing big
Oldbag: Engarde... Engarde... Yes, now I remember!
Phoenix: HOLD IT! Would you please get on with your testimony!
Oldbag: Hmph! Watch your language, young man! What sort of tone is that to take with an elder! My youthfulness isn't what it used to be, so you should forgive me for everything! If you keep on barking at me like that, I'll start singing at the top of my lungs!
Phoenix: Uh, what?
Oldbag: "A striking figure by the sea, standing all alone is he. He's the Nickel Samurai!"
Phoenix: (...She's actually singing... Someone help my poor ears.)
Judge: Mr. Edgeworth. Can you please do something about this racket!?
Edgeworth: Witness. I'll give you a piece of gum later if you'll be good and stick to just the facts.
Oldbag: OKAAAAAAAY! ...You promise, right!?
Edgeworth: Wright. I'll be sending the bill for the chewing gum to your office at a later date.
Phoenix: (Reminds me to send you a thank you note later too, Edgeworth, old chum...)

I'm surprised she didn't sing the Jammin' Ninja theme instead of the Nickel Samurai theme...


Edit:
Found another one I thought was funny... Massive spoiler 'ere, though, you've been warned.
Spoiler: Case 4 Spoiler~
Requirements: Pressing the first statement in Shelly de Killer's second testimony. Won't trigger otherwise, I think.

de Killer: That act is what I was referring to when I said my client had "broken the rules".
Phoenix: HOLD IT! And that's all you have to testify?
de Killer: Yes. And I pray that I will never be called to the stand again...
Phoenix: "Again"...? As in you plan to continue?
de Killer: I must, as I have yet to find a person to take my place, and become the fourth successor. Actually, how would you like a new life, Mr. Attorney...?
Phoenix: Excuse me? Ah, no no no! I'm fine! Really!
Judge: ...Are you really now...?
Phoenix: (I wonder what kind of man the judge thinks I am now...)

Author:  Wizard Anon [ Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:44 pm ]
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You will see this on all of my posts. I used this account when I was 13-14 and some of the content I am not happy about. I am sorry to anyone who read my posts and was rightfully offended by any of it. I will likely not use this website again, just FYI.

Author:  T3nshiTomoda [ Fri Mar 23, 2007 4:17 am ]
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this was funny at first but got annoying after wards :P
it went somethin like this, when you presented evidence

Wendy Oldbag i cant tell you anything about that....but i can tell you my measurements
Nick ummm no thanks

Author:  Orcaizer Al [ Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:37 am ]
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Matt Dude, did your nose just get longer?

Not funny, but meh.

Author:  Iskander [ Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:55 am ]
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Judge Mister Edgeworth, show me the money!

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