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I can't remember the exact quotes, but I loved it when Phoenix would always ask about Max's three symbols, and everyone in the courtroom would yell "SILK HAT! CLOAK! WHITE ROSES!"



Umm, actually ever stinking time you press the clown for info everybody in the courtroom would do that and it really pissed me off. Chimani
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My Favorite Part of Case 1 After Wellington's Bananas:

Judge Please present the one piece of everything that will explain everything!

*presents Phoenix's Business Card*

Judge Why, thank you. How nice.

Judge Here, please have one of mine.

[Judge's Business Card added to the Court Record.]

Judge Wait, what am I doing!? This isn't the time to be exchanging business cards!

Great Part of Case 3:

:nick : The bust is behind your honor's chair!
Judge WHAAAAAAAT?! PHOENIX! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? PENALTY!
*Lifebar Decreases*
Nick Arggggggg!
Judge WHAT SOME MORE?! HERE YOU GO! PENALTY!
*Lifebar Decreases Again*
Nick Double Arggggg!
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Meh, don't remember exact quotes, but from when Phoenix had amnesia:

Judge What's so important about this business card?
->The front
Phoenix This card tells everyone who I am! It even told ME that I'm Phoenix Wright!
Judge ...........
Judge Did you not know that?
Phoenix Nope!
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Ack For the love of all things good, Your Honor! Have some spine...for my sake.
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*present the Magatama (when you first get it) to Ini*
Ini Mimi : A magatama? Aww, you shouldn't have!
Ack : It's not for you!
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After Finding Out Franziska was Shoot During the 4th Case:

Pearl Let's go let her whip us, Mr. Nick!

Best Pearl Line Ever! Shoe
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Hmm... Your stupidity amuses me so....

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Spoiler: Another Bust funny
:phoenix: It's... Umm......... Umm........

Judge W-W-W-What!? Why you did you stop talking all of a sudden!?

Nick Well... I'm just not sure if I should say anything or not because the bust is....
Ka-Whip
Ack Under the Prosecutor's bench!

Judge No... You don't mean that.... MS. VON KARMA!!
Ka-Whip
Judge OWWW!!
Ka-Whip
Judge OWWW!!
Ka-Whip
Judge OWWW!!
Ka-Whip
Judge OWWW!!
Ka-Whip
Judge OWWW!!

Whip Don't think you're getting off either!
Ack Ka-Whip x4
*Shot of empty defence bench as Nick is unconcious*
Maya Fey N-Nick! Get up, Nick!
Whip ...Proceed Your Honor.
Judge I will when Mr. Wright opens his eyes...

Maya Fey Nick... Are you OK?
Phoenix (...? W-W-Who is this girl?...)
Phoenix (This is no time for me to be losing my memory!!)

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How can you forget the greatest quote of them all?

Oops (Poor Gumshoe...)

I just love that quote, and the sad stories about a nameless detective told by Von Karma before it comes...
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End of Case 2
Ack Ka-Whip
Ack Ka-Whip
Ack Ka-Whip
Ack Ka-Whip
Ack Ka-Whip
Ack Ka-Whip
Ack Ka-Whip
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Judge I guess I'll have to deliver my verdict without the defense attorney...
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When Phoenix is talking about Max having a big bust I got bad mental images. I don't remember the exacct quote though, something like "Hmm. So Max has a big bust? Maybe I should ask him about his bust..." Yeah. Ack
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Phoenix Adrian Andrews!
I choose you!

Not really funny but made me smile!
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i forgot how he said it..
but when Friska whipped Moe, and he busted out into a clown-version of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
Edgy pure gold.
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Can someone PLEASE tell me where Phoenix says "Well, excuuuuse me, Princess!" I've been looking everywhere!
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Here's one. Not approximate, but meh.

Nick "Maya, you are such a glutton!"

Maya Fey "Hey! I'm a growing girl! I need my nutrients so I can grow big!"

Nick (Exactly how big do you plan on getting?)

...

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OBJECT! The bust is... UNDER THE PROSECUTER'S CHAIR
Franziska ...
Ka-Whip Ka-Whip Ka-Whip Ka-Whip Ka-Whip Ka-Whip Ka-Whip Ka-Whip Ka-Whip Ka-Whip Ka-Whip Ka-Whip Ka-Whip Ka-Whip Ka-Whip Ka-Whip

Judge as soon as the defense wakes from unconcisness, I will penilize him.
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tsurikato wrote:
i forgot how he said it..
but when Friska whipped Moe, and he busted out into a clown-version of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
Edgy pure gold.

Ditto. It was really awkward, too, as I was playing during Geometry and when I saw that I burst out laughing really, really loudly.
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Mysticgamer wrote:
Haruhi wrote:
I can't remember the exact quotes, but I loved it when Phoenix would always ask about Max's three symbols, and everyone in the courtroom would yell "SILK HAT! CLOAK! WHITE ROSES!"

Umm, actually ever stinking time you press the clown for info everybody in the courtroom would do that and it really pissed me off. Chimani


Yeah, but it was funny the time that Maya joined in.
Paraphrased:
Nick : You didn't have to join in.
Maya Fey : But it looked fun saying it with everyone else!

Also:
Wendy Oldbag You shall not pass!

Most of the game was hilarious, but probably all of my favourite quotes have already been quoted here Larry

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Harry Miste wrote:
*present the Magatama (when you first get it) to Ini*
Ini Mimi : A magatama? Aww, you shouldn't have!
Ack : It's not for you!

Was that the part where he said:
Ack It's so totally not for you!!
That was funny...especially because I could actually 'hear' Phoenix saying that in my head.
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That's exactly it. I played the case again and presented Ini/Mimi the magatama just to see this quote, because I've never seen it before. It made me laugh, 'cause I could imagine it too. XD

I-Object wrote:
Harry Miste wrote:
*present the Magatama (when you first get it) to Ini*
Ini Mimi : A magatama? Aww, you shouldn't have!
Ack : It's not for you!

Was that the part where he said:
Ack It's so totally not for you!!
That was funny...especially because I could actually 'hear' Phoenix saying that in my head.
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Pearl - Oh, look at the cute bear!
Bear - GROOOOOOOOOARRRR!
Pearl - WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Pearl - I'll give Ms. von Karma a piece of my mind!!
Phoenix - (I wouldn't miss tomorrow's trial for anything in the world.)

Judge - *on Oldbag* I didn't mean to interrupt...
Edgeworth - No no, interrupt her! By all means, interrupt her!

Ben Ka-Whip - PAIN!!!
Ben Ka-Whip - MORE PAIN!!!
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Well I just played through Case 1 again and managed to figure through a couple of Wellington's rants. Not exactly the most hilarious quotes in the game, but I like them. =D

[When Phoenix asks how he knew what time it was:]

“I looked at that clock, and that’s how I knew the time. But if you ask me, this whole concept of breaking time apart into fragments… It’s just total and utter nonsense that no man should follow. A real first-class person doesn’t live by, nor is he claimed by, time. And to wear a watch? Ha! What a ridiculous notion! People should live freely without constraints. That’s how life should be!”

[When Phoenix asks how he knew it was a police officer:]

“You obviously have no idea how powerful my deductive reasoning skills are. With one glance, I could tell just what kind of occupation he held. That shoddy, do-it-yourself hairstyle practically screamed ‘I am a police officer.’ It was also the way he tied his tie and those cheap, low-quality shoes. Ugh. Oh, and I suppose it was also because he was wearing an officer’s uniform.”
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(Probably inaccurate.)

Phoenix What? Pearl, are you saying you walked all the way here?

Pearl Of course not, don't be silly. I ran!

Ack (But Kurain's like 20 miles from here! Oh.. oh man.)
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Ive got 2

(Case 2)
Lotta Hart Ka-Whip
Lotta Hart Your Honor, did you see that?
Judge Thats alright.
Lotta Hart Thats not alright! Thats a whip!
Lotta Hart Yeowza! Ka-Whip

Not totally accurate, but i laughed real hard

(Case 4, looking at crime scene photo)
Gymshoe Now, you see, a real pros attention would be drawn to this bandana around the victims neck.
Judge Mmm... Banana...
Sadshoe Um... "bandana", your honor.
Judge Oh, yes i see. ...His banana-scented bandana.
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not exactly word-by-word but..

Pearl: W-what's that sound!? *cries*
Camera pans to Wendy Oldbag in helmet
Phoenix: ZOINKS! It's an alien!

of course my favourite is:
Rat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat~
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[When presenting Mia's profile to Pearl]
Pearl Mystic Mia was your teacher, right?
Pearl I'm sure she was a great Master of Lawyers.

Master of Lawyers, indeed.

Oh, Pearls. :P
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lmao. you need a perverted mind for this: and its not a spoiler, just a line of dialogue.

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Dr. Grey Such depressing weather we're having. Do you understand how depressed that makes me!? Do you!? It's all that stupid weather girl's fault! "I think our rain will break with a little dry spell", is what she said! I'd bet my life on it!
Phoenix Well, it is the weather...
Dr. Grey Yes, but that's why I didn't bother to bring an umbrella today. That stupid weather girl! She's going to hear from my $5,000 suit!!
Phoenix Um... about your case. Unless you want to sue the weather girl...
Dr. Grey I'm sorry. I thought that before we got down to business we could have a little friendly chatter.

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Phoenix Your Honor, what do you think of the evidence?
Judge ...Ms. von Karma. What do you think of the evidence?
Franziska Witness, what do you think of the evidence?
Acro (Lets small bird fly off) Mr. Wright, what do you think of the evidence?
Phoenix Uh... hmm...
Ka-Whip
Ack OWWW!
Judge Here's one from me too! (Penalized)
Maya Fey MAYA KICK!!!
Phoenix (Ow! Please... no more pain...)

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Phoenix Pearls, did you walk all the way here?
Pearl *gasp* Of course not... I ran!
Phoenix (Oh dear...)
Maya Fey Pearly, didn't you take that train?
Pearl Huh? What's a "tray-in"?
Phoenix (If it takes two hours by train... oh dear, dear...)

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Matt Mr. Lawyer dude, I'd appreciate it if you'd stop intruding on my personal life. Now if you'll excuse me I've got a lunch appointment.
Ack W-what?! You're in detention! Who are you going to eat with, the security guard!?
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I don't remember the exact words but:

Wright: YOU BOUGHT A $3,800 TOOTHBRUSH!!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Matt: Well, the handle is made of ivory and the bristles from elephant hair...
Wright: *YUCKS* So that's what rich people spend their money on...

Wright: Do you see where I'm going?
Edgeworth: Yes, I do see where you're going...
Judge: What? Are you guys going somewhere? Do I need to pack?

and the white and red guitar lines is pretty funny too, but I can't remember >_<
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When you inspect the door some time after Phoenix breaks through it:

"A door that leads to the Channeling Chamber, the place where spirits and people meet. The iron in this door was tempered, making it very solid.

But it wasn't strong enough to stand up to the Phoenix!"

XD That just made me giggle.
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Edgeworth ... but who knew that under that helmet, it was the wicked witch of the witness stand!?
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*Showing the "Banana" (Baseball glove) to Wellington*
Phoenix Doesn't it look delicious? Care for a bite?
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Ka-Whip
Moe In West Clownsilvania, born and raised, on a playground where I spent most of my clown-

(2nd encounter with Frannie's whip)
Moe but a couple of clowns, they were up to no good, started making trouble in the-

Guess where those came from!

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Case #2 after Pearl runs off a second time (talking to her after the channelling before Maya Fey gives you the magatama)

Phoenix: (...What is it!?
Is it my hair? Is it too spiky? not Spiky enough!?)

(Later, when you present the Magatama)

Phoenix: (why am I being boiled into a bright red lobster by this little kid!?)

WontonAnubis: It was Two hours by train, 20 miles can be covered in 20-40 minutes at average speeds (depending on the limit on the roads, on the motorways, it's about 15) most people can walk at 3m/h and Pearl probably matched that running. Two hours is a little less than my route from London to Liverpool on a train.
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When Phoenix is talking about Max having a big bust I got bad mental images. I don't remember the exacct quote though, something like "Hmm. So Max has a big bust? Maybe I should ask him about his bust..." Yeah. Ack


Pretty much. And then he says "Not that I'm into that kind of thing". Gant
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I found the point where Pearl turns out at the courthouse and she says she ran.

Ack That's... I can't... Oh my...
(If it takes two house by train... Oh Man.)
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Oh, now I got one.

Phoenix Perhaps it is because Acro has a grudge against the defendant! Which is why he is trying to frame Max...
Judge Ka-Whip OWWW! Why me?! What did I do!?
Franziska Never get your fat head in the way of a whip bent on finding justice! Mr. Phoenix Wright... I have no interest in your silly little theories! Do you have proof?!
Ack Well... umm... That's the thing...
Judge Mr. Wright! Thanks to you I got my head lashed by Ms. von Karma's whip! I don't like getting hit for nothing!

...Not THAT funny, but the Judge always makes me giggle like a little girl. ...And I am a girl. Wow.


Phoenix Don't push it, von Karma!
Franziska Wha... WHAT!?
Phoenix You aren't gonna suck me in this time. I'm smart enough to know when I don't have the cards to play and my hand sucks right now.
Judge ... Uhh... What do you mean, Mr. Wright?
Franziska He means that everything he's said up until now has all been nonsense.
Phoenix Uh.

Phoenix's reaction just made me laugh. XD
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Franziska Don't think this is over Mr Phoenix Wright! I don't care what I have to do, I will get my guilty verdict!
Judge (Gavel-whack) That's enough! If you want to continue, do so in the lobby

(later)

Maya Fey Hey Nick, could you take Pearly home for me?
Phoenix Sure, hey Pearls, you ready to buy some tickets?
Pearl Huh? A tik-ket?
Phoenix (Poor thing... So sheltered.)

Next episode

Pearl And then, that snobby woman with the ruffly clothes...
Phoenix (Ruffly... Oh, she means Franziska...)
Pearl She had such a bad attitude! She acted like she had already decided that Mystic Maya did it... I'm going to tell her what I think of her tomorrow!
Phoenix (I wouldn't miss tomorrow's trial for the world...)

(Talk to Pearl about prosecutors)

Pearl Why was that woman bullying Mystic Maya?
Phoenix Well, she's the opposite of a lawyer -- a prosecutor, so her job is to prove people guilty. They don't care if someone's innocent. All they care about is if they win.
Pearl Th-That's terrible! B-But... she's a really good prosecutor with a heart on the inside, right?
Nick ... There's no one like that. All prosecutors are the same. ... Well, "he" might've become a good guy... eventually.
Pearl "He"? Who are you talking about Mr Nick? Is it that person Mystic Maya was talking about? Mr Eh-ji-werth...?

And who can forget the beginning of Turnabout Big Top

Maya Fey Yeah! Max Galactica! He was absolutely fabulous!
Pearl Huh? ... What? Max...
Maya Fey Max Galactica! The world's greatest Magician!
Pearl A magic-ician?
Maya Fey No, a magician.
Pearl Umm... Mr. Nick.
Phoenix Huh? What is it Pearls?
Pearl Does magic have anything to do with channeling spirits?
Phoenix (I don't think it has anything to do with channeling.) You don't know about magic, do you Pearls?
Pearl I'm sorry...

Pearl is so adorable.
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Moe Ka-Whip THAT DIDN'T HURT!

A good line that caught my eye in the short space of time it was displayed :3
Redd White (age 17) Hey Grossberg, I bet you couldn't stuff 11 lemons up your nose!
Grossburg (age 19) You're on!

And that's why :D
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Wendy Oldbag Do not devalue my name and turn it into a gasp, you spiky-headed poof!

I thought I was hallucinating the first time I saw that. Played through again - nope, still there. I guess her Edgeworth love fantasy needed a rival.
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Matt Thats terrible dude! Don't let yourself be commanded by a disembodied voice!
Nick (This is coming from a guy with a phone on his wrist?)
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I'm paraphrasing, but the first time you visit Matt Engarde in the Detention Center...
Phoenix Hello, Mr. Engarde? I'm Phoenix Wright, I'm here to --
Matt Dude, thanks for coming, but I'm not interested in buying.
Phoenix Buying...?
Matt Life insurance. I'm already covered, dude.
Nick No no no, I'm not here to sell life insurance...
Matt Oh, that's cool. But... dude, I don't need that either.
Phoenix You don't need...?
Matt Fire hydrants. This really isn't my house, so a fire hydrant isn't --
Nick I'm not selling fire hydrants!
Matt Dude, why are you here?
"Show me an innocent... I'll show you a fairy tale."
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I just got to it but I love it when Phoenix assaults adrian through saying she took "it" and then
Edgeworth Subject, verb, object wright. Did you skip basic grammar?
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