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I forget where exactly, but when you make a wrong choice somewhere in case 3...

Maya Fey Just remember to leave the courtroom drama for the video games!
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Phoenix Elementary my dear-
and of course some subtext
Edgeworth Maybe you should be stripped naked and run out for making a mockery of this court!
Ack E-EXCUSE ME?!

I'm basically still playing through case 4, I just finished CEing powers
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Daian gets what he wants.

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Phoenix watching the childrens masterclass hour? < Cant quite remember.

And pearl telling him of was priceless.
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Phoenix - My client...Matt Engarde is...
*Franziska comes in*
Phoenix - Franziska von Karma!

Ok, in it's proper context it isn't as funny but I found it amusing when I was replaying 2-4.

Wizard Anon wrote:
Maya Fey Just remember to leave the courtroom drama for the video games!


It's when you choose "Ben doesn't exercise enough" when you find out about him chasing Money for the engagement ring, IIRC.
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In case 4, I believe when you find Engarde's Psyche-Lock, if you try to ask that question again...
(Very poorly paraphrased, seeing as I'm almost done Case 4, and I don't want to start over just to check it over.)

Matt One sec, let me consult my lawyer. (phone animation)
Nick (phone rings)
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I get a kick out of most of the witnesses screaming when our beloved Franny whips them.

Ben PAIN

*later*

Ben MORE PAIN
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No Maya, that is SPARDA.

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Franziska Your defeat will be known to the world!
Nick I think she may be overestimating a simple win by a smidge.
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Franziska Haha, I'm surprised you could pick up on it!
Nick (Anyone could, You couldn't hide that look of victory with ten paper bags on your head..)
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Majextic wrote:
In case 4, I believe when you find Engarde's Psyche-Lock, if you try to ask that question again...
(Very poorly paraphrased, seeing as I'm almost done Case 4, and I don't want to start over just to check it over.)

Matt One sec, let me consult my lawyer. (phone animation)
Nick (phone rings)

Nick This is a very important matter! Please! You must tell me! What is this secret!?
Matt Hmm...
Matt Well...
Matt Hold on a sec. I'm gonna consult my lawyer, OK?
* Picture of phone appears *
...........
...*beep*...
Nick -Hello? This is Phoenix Wright.
Matt Oh, hey Mr. Lawyer dude.
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Comfy and easy to wear.

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Oh gosh... so many good ones to pick/remember. Okay... my favorites that I don't think have been said yet [Warning: Terrible paraphrasing]

Nick: ...And the world becomes a little bit crueler.

Franziska: There are only two things that hold any power in a courtroom! The first is evidence! The second is, of course, my whip.
Judge: Don't forget about my gavel!

Phoenix: Difficult-looking legal books stand in a formidable row. They mock me.

Pearl: This plant looks really thirsty!
Nick: I've already watered it..
Pearl: Mr. Watering Can, where are you...?
Nick: I hope Charley can survive typhoon Pearls...

...and sometime later when Gumshoe's at your office, he'll say something like "Where are you, Mr. Watering Can?" too. It's brilliant.

This isn't funny at all, but made me laugh all the same...

Spoiler:
Evil!Matt: And if you don't get me a 'not guilty' verdict in court tomorrow...
Phoenix: You.. scoundrel!


It made me laugh because they tried so hard to make it swear-word-free.

More later, when I remember them! :D
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No Maya, that is SPARDA.

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Case 3 spoilers-

Spoiler:
:ack: This is how Acro was able to kill the Ringmaster. With the force of gravity and Max's ample bust!!!

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Nick (To Edgey) - Just say "it's important" and agree with me for a change.
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ANNOYING BRATS GET THE RAYGUN RayGun


RATATATATATATATATATATATA

I love Oldbag so much. I just about die laughing everytime she goes on her tangents that I can only read half of (like her knocking some kid off a bridge X3).
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Calamity wrote:
I love Oldbag so much.


...

And the thread holding reality together suddenly snaps.
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Orcaizer Al wrote:
Calamity wrote:
I love Oldbag so much.


...

And the thread holding reality together suddenly snaps.



But she's hilarious with her spazz attacks! XD Oldbag
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This is sorta a spoiler for Case 4, I guess?

Spoiler: GS2 case 4
At the end of Case 4, once you finish cross-examining de Killer.

Shelly I shall now return your precious item..

Maya Shock What the-? I'M NOT AN ITEM!


I don't know why that's so funny...
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Give me a Not Guilty or I'll eat you!!!

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(some paraphrasing?)
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Case 2, Day 3 Investigation

Present Franziska von Karma to Pearl
Pearl I can't let her get away with bullying Mystic Maya like that!
Pearl I'm gonna to cast a curse on her!
Ack C-Can spirit mediums really do that...?
Pearl Actually... no, I guess not.
Pearl Grr... I have to find something I can do, then...
Nick Sweat (When they're mad, the women of the Fey family could give Medusa a run for her money...)
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Sometime in the first day... Case 2
(present... something to Morgan before the murder, I think)
*forgot Morgan's angry lines*
Nick Sweat [Uhh... Yes ma'am! Sorry... (She's a Fey alright! Just as weird as the rest!)
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When regarding the bottle on Case three with Maya in the office:

{Some dialogue passes before this section....but here's the general funny.}

P: No, No - He cracked Ben over the head with the bottle and THAT made it smash!!!

M: Hmm, There's only one way to test my theory - I've got a bottle...Come here, Nick!

P: OW - What...The HECK? You just hit me over the head with a plastic bottle!!!

{ Or something along those lines. :P }

Oh, and honourable mentions to the Narahodo 'Drop-in' when Maya's talking about what Wright's 'Exotic' name should be...XDD
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Case 3 Ringmaster's room: Examine the thank you cards above the mirror

Phoenix It looks like every year the Ringmaster made donations to charity... To the Robot Clown research center...
Maya Fey ... You're kidding right?
Phoenix What!? They may be a perfectly reputable charity in the field of advanced tomfoolery! ((<<< I love this line))
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In 2-3
When you find Trilo
Nick This...Is...
Dr. Derek Stiles (ME) SPAAAAARTAAAAAA! Sorry. I had to.
Child of Lida_Rose and Aliucon. Married to yuzikichan0! Father of Ha³ and Apollo72.
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Quote butchery incoming:
Dr. Grey She goes and has herself a big 'ole accident! Smash! Crunch! Instantly transforming her car into the accordian model!
"Show me an innocent... I'll show you a fairy tale."
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*When you present Max's profile to Maya*

:maya: ...
:phoenix: What's the matter? You've been acting strange for a while now.
:maya: Max... He's just some country bumpkin...
:phoenix: So? Why does that matter? He's still a famous magician right?
:maya: I guess. But his real name is... Billy Bob Johns.
:ack: (Yikes! The guy's got three first names! I guess that is pretty odd.)
:maya: Oh well! If a big star can do it, then you should pretend to be exotic too, Nick!
:phoenix: "A big star..."?
:maya: Max Galactic is a pretty big name! Anyways, what do you think about Naruhodo A. Wrighto?
:ack: N-N-Na... *cough* Umm... What's the "A" stand for?
:maya: The "A" stands for "Attorney".
:ack: I'll think about it...

I guess we all know where Gant's "Wrighto" came from, now. :gant:
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von Karma stole Alucard's wardrobe!

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I just got to it but I love it when Phoenix assaults adrian through saying she took "it" and then
:edgeworth: Subject, verb, object wright. Did you skip basic grammar?


Ah, I loved that one. "Here, let me form a sentence for you..."
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von Karma stole Alucard's wardrobe!

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:edgeworth: Ah! It's the wicked witch of the witness stand!

:edgeworth: I'll give you piece of gum if you promise to testify.
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:edgeworth: "Wright, I'll be sending the bill for the chewing gum to your office at a later date."
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In case 2-2, present Morgan Fey's profile to Ini Miney.

:ini: That's Morgan Fey.

:phoenix: Did she just bow to the picture?!
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My favorite has got to be... [WARNING: PARAPHRASING... Badly.]
:nick: (Words cannot describe how screwed I am.)

I lol'd at that. It's not that funny, but it was something I thought I'D say. :P Phoenix and I are so much alike in our obnoxious personalities.
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:pearl: (to Nick and Maya): "I'll leave you two to your alone time"
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A lot of the ones I wanted to mention were already posted :(

Phoenix: As if the glasses under his body weren't enough, the victim even wrote your name clear as day on the ground!
Maggey: But I already told you, the glasses aren't mine!
Phoenix: And how do you explain his dying message?
Maggey: ...
Maggey: It's a conspiracy!

Edgeworth: Be quiet and listen... Your Honor.

Judge: Ballif, I don't care who it is! Smack anyone who's loud in the face! Twice if you must!

Maya: OK! For great justice!

Oldbag: Anyway, Engarde will never get me to say "touché"!

Phoenix: (This is serious business.)
Holy Hell wrote:
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It's not a hole in the wall. It is a wall surrounding a hole.
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:franny: - It's nice to see you're in such good "spirits" today, Ms. Fey!

:phoenix: - (On the 'banana' in 2-1) Doesn't it look delicous? Care for a bite?
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:matt:: "Oh wait...I need to consult myself. Hang on" *annoying phone animation ensues*
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:phoenix: ABSOLUTELY CRINGE INDUCING
:phoenix: (Without thinking, I just blurted out "Objection!"... And I yelled it at the top of my lungs, finger outstretched, ready to take on my opponent! What a rush!)
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:franny: "You... MORON!"

Strange how she didn't use the usual "fool" in that one. :|
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:maya-shock: :Nick, look, theres Money! And he's holding something shiny!
Money: oohoohoohaahaahaah!
:ack: its Reginas special costume! We have to get it back.
:think: : Right! now its time to take on this monkey, attorney style!
And if you choose: Oohoohaahaa!:
:nick-sweat: oohoohoohaahaahaah!(scratch, scratch!)
Its funny.
Or what about:
:phoenix: what do you know about this person? (shows Franziska's picture)
:hotti: Oh, wow! She's beautiful! She has that stern look on her face, like shes a queen or something!
:ack: she carried around whip... and she hit me with it... alot.
:hotti: Oh, wow! I am sooooooooo jealous! Did you cry?
:nick: Er... maybe(Did I? I cant remember.)
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:phoenix: This business card tells people who I am. It even told me that I'm Phoenix Wright!
:judge: Did you not know that before?
:phoenix: Nope!
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Tigg--Ace Attorney wrote:
:pearl:- "I heard the Gatewater was a popular honeymoon destination....So I booked you and Mystic Maya the suite."

Where she got the money is beyond me.

Spoiler: her mom
She's likely living alone in whatever house her and Morgan used to live in, and she probably found some hidden money stash


Also in case 2 when Franziska has Phoenix "testify" about the channeling chamber if you press Lotta.
Blacker than a moonless night,
hotter and more bitter than
Hell itself... That is coffee.
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:oldbag: No no, you see this is something completely different!
THIS IS MY TOP SECRET LIST OF GROCERIES TO BUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

And, when you present ini her picture:

:ini: Um... This face... Like, I think I've seen it somewhere before...
:ack: What!? ... Y-You're jokng, right?
:ini: Ha ha, like, of course I am, silly!
:ack: (Oh, thank goodness...)
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Image "If you cooperate, I'll give you a piece of chewing-gum."

Bribery always works.
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Phoenix: "All right! I think we just might have this case in the b..."

*cut to Franziska smiling triumphantly*

Phoenix: "...blast radius of disaster."
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Probably some case 4 spoilers in here, so to play it safe:

Spoiler:
I forget how the dialogue goes exactly, but when you're pressing de Killer for information during his testimony, Phoenix asks how much he charges. When de Killer gives him some details, the Judge starts freaking out that Phoenix is trying to assassinate him :udgy:
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I don't exactly remember but :

Spoiler:
I really liked when :udgy: was playing with the bear puzzle
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