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Yep.

Inspired by the "Would you date Dahlia topic"

So what do you think you or her would do?

Post any crazy thoughts about it here.

*I don't care if you hate her that much to the point that you wouldn't be within a 20 mile radius from her you still got her pregnant somehow

**I also don't care if your a girl posting in the topic, just play pretend
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I'm pretty sure she'd kill me before I could decide.
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Do you see the black one...or the white?

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She must have been extremely horny to have me, and I'd probably be long gone before I ever got the chance to find out I impregnated her.
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Man...that looks dull...this actually makes me worried for KH3 (since that team worked on the battle system)


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Ever heard of Clock Tower: Ghost Head? I'm sure any kid she had would be like Bobby or Danny.
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Well, considering I'm a girl, (and straight for that matter) it wouldn't happen.

But if I did, I'd probably tell the news about "The Impossible Baby"

*_* The fame!
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...Umm... scary.
Of course, it was me on Gaia (I RP 'Feenie'), it would make a little more sense, but I'd still run away.
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I'd preform a hysterectomy on myself.
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Well, the first thing I would do is scream, "How the hell did I get in this situation! Get... out... of... my... MIND... you EVIL DEMON!" Because I know I'd NEVER do that sorta thing... EVER.
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If you guys watch the simpsons when Homer was traumatized as a kid then it was brought back up with him constantly screaming...yaaaaa thatd be me :D
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My first thought would be to get the hell out of the country. No, continent.
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If you guys watch the simpsons when Homer was traumatized as a kid then it was brought back up with him constantly screaming...yaaaaa thatd be me :D

I just watched that episode the other day! I also think my reaction would be something like that...

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Hmm.... Dahlia, eh? Well, she IS a Fey, so I'd do what all other guys with Fey children do: Abandon them. It's the new "In" thing!

Of course, Iris doesn't have ANY spiritual powers, so she is indeed a different story entirely.

Also, I have provided an extremely accurate representation of what any kid Dahlia had would look like:

Looks just like its mama.

..... WHAT?????

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Spoiler: Dahlia's kid
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...I think I just choked to death on my tea.
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GET THE MARINE THIS THINGS A DEMON!
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The title was way too entertaining to ignore. I don't even know why people even think of these.


Uhmmm.....I've got nothing. :nick-sweat:

1. Never touched her.

Which leads me on to my second thought on this matter:

2. It was implanted.

Reliable advice says run out of sight and into another dimension. This way you can't be found and there are very likely no ramifications. Time travel would insure pending doom only faster. There's a 99% chance the kid would be a mass murderer with some phat lawyerin' skillz by the time she hits 13. :nick:

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Nice Abridged referance. lol. Surprised ye didn't comment on my "Dahlia's Kid" pic, Daemon! lol.
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The off-spring would be like 'Damien', 'The children of the corn' & 'Rosemary's baby' all in one.
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The off-spring would be like 'Damien', 'The children of the corn' & 'Rosemary's baby' all in one.

It frightens me that you even know anything about those titles. :\

:phoenix: There's a rather interesting thingy here. This topic rides on the question of what I would do in this situation.
:nick: I thought it over and started to ask myself, since this is the case, what wouldn't I do?
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SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.

Panty thief strikes again! :-P
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... Thats a very strange question. I guess the only way that'd ever happen would be if I loved her. And if I loved her I'd stick around and try to change her for the better.

The upshot of this would be that I wouldn't be around very long. Either that, or by a million to one chance I actually do manage to save her from herself. Then life would take a turn... for the interesting!
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I said it once, I'll say it again, only changed it slightly.

"Dahlia from GS3

I'd hit that"

Or is it "Daxter" and "PSP"?
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DaemonForce wrote:
Takita wrote:
The off-spring would be like 'Damien', 'The children of the corn' & 'Rosemary's baby' all in one.

It frightens me that you even know anything about those titles. :\

What can I say? I like Horror films.
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Huh, so that's what that little critter she stuck to my face was for...

Oh god, my chest! Hnnk... grrrgghl... ARRRGGGHHH!!

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Hahahaha oh wow. This is like East of Eden by John Steinbeck or something. Except... with FeMPreg. I'D GET SHOT IN THE SHOULDER AND BE COMPLETELY DESPONDENT FOR A YEAR, LEFT WITH TWIN... BOYS...? AND SOME HOT SERVANT. Also, allegories to the Bible. Cain and Abel... they're like coffee and tea. :godot:

Meanwhile, Dahlia takes over a brothel... AND BLACKMAILS THE WHOLE GOVERNMENT.

In short, it's probably a bad idea. I would be sure to use some protection if I tapped that. :sadshoe:
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I still think her child would be more like the Cacodemon I posted.
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Perhaps, but why would she just give birth to one of those when she can make her mate go through excruciating pain and die in the process? Personally, I think the chest-burster is a perfect fit for her.
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No way, ese! After the first victim, well, basically there would be no one else left for the child and thus, it would die.

Also, the Cacodemon looks more like her.
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NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANOTHER DEMON!!!!

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If you have one of those, why not just write her name in it? :P
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^ Because then he would be killing the baby too.
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Isn't that a good thing? :3
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Who says you can't train the baby to be good once the mother is dead? While they're tiny it's the best time to take care of 'em. >.>
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Who says you can't train the baby to be good once the mother is dead? While they're tiny it's the best time to take care of 'em. >.>

:nick: Stupid babies need the most attention.
Also, I'm pretty sure the whole murdering thing is genetic. Just look at her fathe....oooooooh Big spoiler! :godot:
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SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.

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I doubt that there would be a great life for the child, mother or not, I mean, look at Dahl... oooohhhh big spoiler part 2! :godot: :godot:
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DaemonForce wrote:
:nick: Stupid babies need the most attention.


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Noooooooo! Not this thread! You resurrected a....1.5 day old thread to respond to my post! Eek! :ack:

I will beat you like a redheaded stepchil- nevermind! :sadshoe:
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SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.

Panty thief strikes again! :-P
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I'd skip town and not pay child support. It worked the last two times!
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No offense, it worked as many times as Fey Women have had children.
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DEMON CHILD!

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If only the Cacodemon I posted had Dahlia's Parasol...
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