Super Mario vs Ace Attorney

Sat Aug 04, 2012 1:41 pm

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Man, these ad offers are getting weirder and weirder. After the last suggestion for Phoenix riding a Segway. We got an email today from someone offering to sell us the domain Defense Lawyers Brooklyn dot you-know-what. (I'm not going to give them the benefit of a free link) for $350. So what could an Ace Attorney Fansite do with such a domain?

Why the only practical thing I can think of is SUPER MARIO vs ACE ATTORNEY!*

Mario's in trouble! Bowser's lawyers have issued a warrant for Mario's arrest. The charge? Unlawful trespassing and breaking and entering. Never mind the international disaster of unlawfully crossing the Mushroom Kingdom Border. In what may be Phoenix's strangest case yet, he must uncover the truth while cross examining turtles and royalty. Can Phoenix turnabout this most cracked crossover ever conceived?

Maaaaaan. I'm having waaaaaaay too much fun with these emails. Honestly, they're not normally this interesting. Looks like we're on a roll here.

* (For our younger fans, in the 90's it was cannon that Mario was an Italian Plumber from Brooklyn. Hence the connection.)

Bump - bump - bump - bump - bump - bump - bump

Re: Super Mario vs Ace Attorney

Sat Aug 04, 2012 3:48 pm

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Well, a legitimate lawyer would've helped a lot in Super Mario Sunshine :yuusaku:

Re: Super Mario vs Ace Attorney

Sat Aug 04, 2012 6:44 pm

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Mario is the defendant, Bowser is the prosecutor, Toadsworth is judge, and Phoenix is the attorney all like "And here I thought my life couldn't get any weirder...."

Re: Super Mario vs Ace Attorney

Sat Aug 04, 2012 8:51 pm

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And Maya is arrested for cannibalism for eating Toads stating "But they look like food!"

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Re: Super Mario vs Ace Attorney

Sun Aug 05, 2012 2:25 am

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Wooster wrote:

Man, these ad offers are getting weirder and weirder. After the last suggestion for Phoenix riding a Segway. We got an email today from someone offering to sell us the domain Defense Lawyers Brooklyn dot you-know-what. (I'm not going to give them the benefit of a free link) for $350. So what could an Ace Attorney Fansite do with such a domain?

Why the only practical thing I can think of is SUPER MARIO vs ACE ATTORNEY!*

Mario's in trouble! Bowser's lawyers have issued a warrant for Mario's arrest. The charge? Unlawful trespassing and breaking and entering. Never mind the international disaster of unlawfully crossing the Mushroom Kingdom Border. In what may be Phoenix's strangest case yet, he must uncover the truth while cross examining turtles and royalty. Can Phoenix turnabout this most cracked crossover ever conceived?

Maaaaaan. I'm having waaaaaaay too much fun with these emails. Honestly, they're not normally this interesting. Looks like we're on a roll here.

* (For our younger fans, in the 90's it was cannon that Mario was an Italian Plumber from Brooklyn. Hence the connection.)

If I still had the creativity in me, I'd definitely try fleshing this out into a fan fic. But alas, all I can say is...

FUND IT!

Re: Super Mario vs Ace Attorney

Sun Aug 05, 2012 3:51 am

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Do you see the black one...or the white?

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This would all make complete sense in a drug induced coma... caused by shrooms of course.

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CatMuto wrote:

Pierre wrote:

Man...that looks dull...this actually makes me worried for KH3 (since that team worked on the battle system)

I feel the same