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You know you play too much Hotel Dusk when...
...you hear Insomnia in your head when you remember something.
...you look for hidden letters in paintings.
...you smile like a dork when you find a paper clip.
...Drunken Waltz starts playing in your head when you get found out doing something bad.

Go!

or when you have to still-life for an art project and hide your name in the fruit.

- your desktop is Hotel Dusk wallpaper (the one with Kyle up close and Mila standing in the doorway)
- when you start saying "Trip!"

When thinking you start doing this:
When you start quizzing yourself at the end of each day (I should take that up, it might help me sleep)
When you go to an art gallery and wonder if some of the artists are running a hotel
When you start collecting wine labels (I'll do that once I develop a taste for wine)
When you use a coat hanger to unlock things (So guilty there)
When you see a red box and have to look inside

Or when you stay in a hotel you always look in your toilet if there's cash in it.

or go to rooms that says staff only

When you start imagining people in black and white with that static-y movement like in the game...
I"m really bad at describing things, sorry :3

You try to weedle out some random stranger's secrets.

You try to pick locks with nothing but wire from a hanger.

You start drinking wiskey just to see what it tastes like.

You attempt to order eggs with your steak.

You feel like your life should have cool noir music constantly playing in the background.

You look in the mirror to see if you could pass for Kyle Hyde if you had a good set of cosplay clothes (I have actually done this).

When you beg your grandma to walk around with an eypatch
You invent a new artist and try to pass off the Mona Lisa as his work.
Whenever your friend says something interesting, you see a box with an exclamtion mark floating around.
You dont hear people talking, just words around there abdomen area.
You sprinkle graphite paper over your computer monitor when it crashes.
Thatts enough for now, cant be bothered to think of any other ones

When you try ever freaking door knob you pass trying to remember what you were doing

When upsetting little kids sends you into a bout of chronic depressive sulking.

When you see Bradley in your imagination every time you go to a dock or beach.

When you start making elaborate hand gestures when you get angry, and you also look around when you enter a dark room because Dunning could be hiding in the corner.

When you check in to a hotel and ask for a package.
When you walk around the hotel playing "monochrome" in your head
And when you examine stuff, you hear "straight Chaser".

...You hear "Rainy Night" when asking someone a question. (Guilty of this...I think I even did Kyle's )
...You wonder if placing heavy bottles on a certain shelf in your cupboard will open up a doorway to a hidden, seedy, artists' hideout.
...You go around knocking on every door you see.
...You yearn for the chance to reply when prompted by "what are you doing with that crowbar", "It's for protection!".
...You constantly scold a father for poor parenting.
...You deny a pretty girl's offer to drink with you.

Hahah, awesome, keep it going guys!

I'm guilty of most of these. I love being sarcastic and repeating questions, thanks to Kyle.

...the soundtrack is going in repeat in your head whenever you walk around or sit down doing nothing.
...you're using paperclips and look at them proudly, thinking "I got myself a paper clip!"
...you cut aluminium foil to see if the scissors' blades become sharper.
...you see a sign on a door which says no admission for unauthorized and you think of it as a welcome sign. After all, if someone catches you wandering around in there you can just say "Isn't this the lobby?" Everyone falls for that.
...when something unexpected or shocking happens you think "WHAT A!?"
...you find yourself randomly flipping your head like so

You start grinning like this