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Author:  Jean Descole [ Sun May 16, 2010 1:23 pm ]
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Phoenix_Justice wrote:
:think: I won't rest untill I've inspected every suspicious-looking nook and cranny.


Damn, I can't believe it took until now for me to take that quote completely out of context.
Author:  Pierre [ Sun May 16, 2010 1:46 pm ]
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Adrian in black wrote:
Phoenix_Justice wrote:
:think: I won't rest untill I've inspected every suspicious-looking nook and cranny.


Damn, I can't believe it took until now for me to take that quote completely out of context.


What kind of an irrational fangirl are you?
:edgeworth:
Author:  Jean Descole [ Sun May 16, 2010 2:58 pm ]
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Pierre wrote:
Adrian in black wrote:
Phoenix_Justice wrote:
:think: I won't rest untill I've inspected every suspicious-looking nook and cranny.


Damn, I can't believe it took until now for me to take that quote completely out of context.


What kind of an irrational fangirl are you?
:edgeworth:


A lazy one as of late, apparently.
Author:  Coffee Prosecutor [ Sun May 16, 2010 3:00 pm ]
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Pierre wrote:
Adrian in black wrote:
Phoenix_Justice wrote:
:think: I won't rest untill I've inspected every suspicious-looking nook and cranny.


Damn, I can't believe it took until now for me to take that quote completely out of context.


What kind of an irrational fangirl are you?
:edgeworth:

Hotty approves XD
Author:  Phoenix_Justice [ Sun May 16, 2010 4:01 pm ]
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just replayed AAI case 4 and found those two really good quotes.

Spoiler: case 4
*when examining bloody bag while having no partner*

:edgeworth: do I need to put this bag inside another bag in order to preserve it as evidence?


and

Spoiler: case 4
*when examining the judge's desk with franziska as partner*

:edgeworth: I had a dream once that I was being squashed from above by this gavel.

(jfa anyone? :edgy: )


also,i remembered this quote that edgeworth uses every now and then throughout the whole game

:edgeworth: I will be the judge of that.
Author:  Orplie [ Sun May 16, 2010 6:01 pm ]
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Oh, and "Sorry, but I don't speak Badger Dance."

Edgeworth, everyone speaks Badger Dance ;_;
Author:  PollyGramarye [ Mon May 17, 2010 9:02 pm ]
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This ceiling fan must've fallen from the ceiling.

Thanks for informing me, Edgey, I thought it fell from the window.
Author:  drummergirl [ Thu May 20, 2010 12:32 am ]
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For quotes best read out of context... Small case 3 spoiler!

Spoiler:
"But what if that Bad Badger wasn't wearing pants on his lower half...?"
Author:  Ramika [ Fri May 21, 2010 3:03 pm ]
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:edgeworth: OBJECTION! ... Go away!

(Though I must admit my alltime favorite is "Nnnngghhoooooh!")
Author:  Phoenix_Justice [ Wed May 26, 2010 12:10 pm ]
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Spoiler: T&T case 5(case 3-5)
*when edgeworth presses bikini in one of here statments*

:Bikini: you noughty boy,you're gonna ask where exactly did i take a bath and when.

:ka-whip: You slimy pig *whip slash*

:wacky-edgy: aaaacchhhh *get's whiped*

:bro: the lowest of the low *shakes head*

:edgeworth: Is there a "kick me" sign in the defense's bench?
Author:  Jean Descole [ Wed May 26, 2010 4:51 pm ]
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Phoenix_Justice wrote:
Spoiler: T&T case 5(case 3-5)
*when edgeworth presses bikini in one of here statments*

:Bikini: you noughty boy,you're gonna ask where exactly did i take a bath and when.

:ka-whip: You slimy pig *whip slash*

:wacky-edgy: aaaacchhhh *get's whiped*

:bro: the lowest of the low *shakes head*

:edgeworth: Is there a "kick me" sign in the defense's bench?


=/

Okay, I know I'm totally nitpicking here, but if you're going to paraphrase, could you at least warn us first?
Author:  Orplie [ Sat Jun 05, 2010 5:24 pm ]
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Ooooh, yeah, I forgot.

Edgeworth's most awesome quotes:

"It's not you who was "cool"! It's the Steel Samurai who is cool."

"You have no right to call yourself a Steel Samurai fan, ever!"

"I will never aknowledge you as the true Steel Samurai!"

Hmm... XD
Author:  Cyrus Vorazan [ Sat Jun 05, 2010 7:23 pm ]
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5-4
"What's with those two women? Why my pain brings them so much delight?"
That's what I remembered because it was something really out of order =)
Author:  Phoenix_Justice [ Sun Jun 06, 2010 12:37 pm ]
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Case 2-4

:phoenix: *Insert epic long explanation here*

:udgy: what's the reason for all that

:oops: oh yeah,what's the reason

:wacky-edgy: :edgeworth: You mean to tell me that all this time you had been blabering without any sense of inner monologue!!!

and also

:oldbag: edgey-poo

:wacky-edgy:

:edgeworth: who would have guessed that behind that mask.

:edgeworth: was the wicked wich of the witness stand.
Author:  Vamp-Elanor [ Thu Jun 10, 2010 11:21 pm ]
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Spoiler: Paraphrasing one of the best dialogues in AA:I imo
:wacky-edgy: Larry!!??? It was................... YOU!?............
:butzthumbs: You mean you didn't know? I even winked at you through the headpiece!
:wacky-edgy: .........................................................
:franny: Why are you beet-red?
:wacky-edgy: ............. Could you........... NOT speak to me right now?..........
Author:  Orplie [ Fri Jun 11, 2010 6:00 pm ]
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Vamp-Elanor wrote:
Spoiler: Paraphrasing one of the best dialogues in AA:I imo
:wacky-edgy: Larry!!??? It was................... YOU!?............
:butzthumbs: You mean you didn't know? I even winked at you through the headpiece!
:wacky-edgy: .........................................................
:franny: Why are you beet-red?
:wacky-edgy: ............. Could you........... NOT speak to me right now?..........


Yeah, I lol'd alot at that. Larry's just so dumb sometimes XD
Author:  Phoenix_Justice [ Fri Jun 11, 2010 7:25 pm ]
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Unfortantly your honor,that is the nature of wright and wrong.

lol,burst out loughing from that :gant-clap:
Author:  Justice Panda [ Sat Jun 12, 2010 12:05 am ]
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In the last chapter of T&T when Edgeworth has to be a defense attorney in place of Phoenix, and he has to go against Franziska.

Edgeworth: "I have no objections to the whip."

I started giggling as I shouted out loud; "That's what she said!"
Author:  Phoenix_Justice [ Sat Jun 12, 2010 11:14 am ]
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another paraphrase,this time from case 1-5

:jake: If you have an explanation,make it 8 words or less

:phoenix: *say's explanation in exactly 8 words*

*later in the trial*

:phoenix: if you have an explanation,make it 8 words or less

:jake: *insert jake's breakdown here*

*later in the trial*

:edgeworth: and if you have a counter-argument,make it one word or less.

:nick-sweat: nngh

:edgy: I rest my case *bows*
Author:  Larsie13 [ Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:37 pm ]
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Not 100% sure about the accuracy, I'm paraphrasing it as good as I can remember.
When you present the Prosecutor's Badge to Gumshoe in case 1 of AAI.

:eh?: Hey, Mr. Edgeworth. I believe something just fell out of your pocket.
:edgeworth: Oh, really? Let me see-- Ngggh...!
:eh?: So, did something fall out or not? I didn't get a good look at it.
:edgeworth: It doesn't concern you, so don't worry about it.
:edgeworth: (My Prosecutor's Badge of all things... Gumshoe must never know that I dropped it!)
Author:  Caper234 [ Fri Jun 18, 2010 12:49 am ]
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Edgeworth:Every time you point your finger, Someone gets hurt
Ema:But he's the one pointing his finger...


I dont know if someone already did this one :edgeworth:
Author:  Pandora2191 [ Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:45 am ]
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Vamp-Elanor wrote:
Spoiler: Paraphrasing one of the best dialogues in AA:I imo
:wacky-edgy: Larry!!??? It was................... YOU!?............
:butzthumbs: You mean you didn't know? I even winked at you through the headpiece!
:wacky-edgy: .........................................................
:franny: Why are you beet-red?
:wacky-edgy: ............. Could you........... NOT speak to me right now?..........

Seconded.

Also:

Spoiler: GK Case 4
Bratworth:(What's with these women? Why does my pain give them such delight?)
Author:  s4ad0w [ Mon Jun 28, 2010 5:32 pm ]
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Spoiler: to save space
:edgeworth: :Well, it's a good thing my Steel Samurai Doll was spared any harm.
:eh?: :Speaking of which, I still haven't actually sat down and watched any of that show.
:eh?: : What's it about again?
:edgeworth: :Well I don't know much about it myself, but...
:edgeworth: :... the hero of "The Steel Samurai: Warrior of Neo Olde Tokyo" is the Steel Samurai
:edgeworth: :... and his goal is to defeat the Evil Magistrate. It's a show geard towards kids...
:edgeworth: :... however its high production values and riveting plot draws in a number of adults as well.
:edgeworth: :Spin-offs like "Pink Princess: Warrio of Little Olde Tokyo" and "The Nickel Samurai" ...
:edgeworth: :... Along with the deluge of merchandise, and even a new stage show, gives it presence.
:eh?: :You... sure know a lot. Are you sure you're not some sort of rabid fanboy?
:edgeworth: :...! O-Of course not! Anyone who keeps up with society knows at least this much!
:edgeworth: :And that conversation lasted longer than expected, let us return to the investigation!


That quote reminds me of this comic so much:
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Author:  ~love-n-light~ [ Wed Jun 30, 2010 4:58 pm ]
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I dont know if this has been said yet,

Spoiler: GK
:edgy: : I believe the proper term here is "you fail"!
Author:  Coffee Prosecutor [ Wed Jun 30, 2010 5:27 pm ]
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Author:  OriginalBubs [ Wed Jun 30, 2010 5:32 pm ]
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Coffee Prosecutor wrote:
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Win. Just plain win.
Author:  Yoshiegg737 [ Thu Jul 01, 2010 4:11 am ]
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~love-n-light~ wrote:
I dont know if this has been said yet,

Spoiler: GK
:edgy: : I believe the proper term here is "you fail"!

Yeah, of course this one
Author:  ducktape99 [ Thu Jul 01, 2010 10:03 pm ]
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Okay, this is incredibly surprising that i havent found this one yet, my ALL TIME favorite from Trials and Tribulations

:edgy: I have no Objections to the whip.
Author:  Coffee Prosecutor [ Fri Jul 02, 2010 6:15 am ]
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Wooh
Starting to replay 3-5 (yay) this one came back to my mind again
Edgeworth: And at what time were you taking your bath?
Bikini: "My oh my, and next you will ask where I washed me. Always gotta take care of the youth"

I forgot the rest I am afraid, also
"The prosecution can whip everyone in court or drink 17 cups of coffee, yet there remains only one truth"
(I bet I read it here anyway, also I can't tell if it is translated properly, me was playing the german game, duh)
Author:  Nevfx [ Fri Jul 02, 2010 4:10 pm ]
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My Favourite ones are:

:edgy: OBJECTION!
:udgy: What is it, Mr. Edgeworth?
:edgeworth: I tried to think of something when I objected.... I couldn't.
:udgy: Very Well. M-
:edgeworth: OBJECTION!

Spoiler:
:edgeworth: I think the correct phrase here, Mr. Portsman is, "you fail".


:edgeworth: (It's what Wright was telling me about! The psycholocks!

:edgeworth: OBJECTION! That was... objectionable.

And when he teached Phoenix how to construct a sentance. XD
Author:  Catsworth [ Fri Jul 09, 2010 2:32 pm ]
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I just made an account on here because I was reading through and no one's said this one yet!

EDGEWORTH (of his cravat): It's not a gag, it's a fashion statement!!

(I think I got the wording right....)
Author:  becky88888 [ Fri Jul 09, 2010 5:18 pm ]
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"WOOOOOOOOOOOP"

"Objection! I was hoping to come up with something while I was objecting. I didn't."

:shoe:
Author:  squishymcd [ Sat Jul 10, 2010 8:35 pm ]
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I like this one from GK case 2. I can't remember it exactly, but it was something like this.

(Upon waking up from being knocked out)
"Ah, an elevator! After getting caught up in that murder in that elevator all those years ago, I've never liked them. (Stands up straight) Come on now Miles, you're a grown man now, time to face your fears." (Opens elevator door, revealing a dead body) "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Author:  Phoenix Minamimoto [ Mon Jul 19, 2010 7:27 pm ]
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It isn't from AAI, but you can't go wrong with the classic "Objection! I object! That was...Objectionable!" :edgy:
Author:  End Quote [ Thu Jul 22, 2010 2:42 pm ]
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He said something amongst the lines of "So, I can I can say now "you fail"" to Portsman
I lolled
Author:  miles__edgeworth [ Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:02 pm ]
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Ony of the reasons that Edgey is my favorite character.
Author:  miles__edgeworth [ Fri Jul 23, 2010 5:57 pm ]
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Hmmm...I remember something from AAI case 3...

Kay: Wow, the badbadger really looks bad when it's dark!
:edgeworth:: Do you mean with that Pop Sword?
Kay: Yeah, and those glasses. It really makes him bad when it's dark!
:edgeworth:: (Allright, now i'm lost. Wich meaning of bad does she means?)

You naughty edgey! :gant:
Author:  ReasontoScatter [ Fri Jul 23, 2010 7:13 pm ]
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I find it way amusing that in 2-5:
"Using 'anyway' to change the subject; a convenient escape for a weak man." *awesome evil smirk*
Then later-during another testimony, I think- he changes the subject with 'anyway' himself.
Author:  EpicTurnabout [ Wed Aug 18, 2010 5:08 am ]
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"You fail." Edited out the non-Edgeworth quote. I'll think of more to add when I finish the game.
Author:  Coffee Prosecutor [ Wed Aug 18, 2010 2:27 pm ]
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His name is Sal Manella, and this is a thread for best EDGEWORTH quotes
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