Gettin' Old!
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Judge: Yes, Mr. Wright?
Phoenix: I was hoping I'd come up with a question while pounding on my desk.
I didn't.
Judge: ...
You have my sympathies.
[...]
OBJECTION!
Edgeworth: ...
Judge: Yes, Mr. Edgeworth?
Edgeworth: I was hoping to come up with a question while I was objecting, Your Honor ...
I didn't.
Judge: I see ... Very well.
OBJECTION!
Edgeworth: Your Honor!
I request that the witness testify again!
Vasquez: You are the prosecutor, are you not?
Why are you badgering me? I'm your witness!
[...]
Judge: What exactly did you want her to testify about?
Edgeworth: Mmmph! Well, yes, um ...
...
Indeed! Verily, I say ... Ergo!
Edgeworth rules
With idiots like these I feel sorry for Ugdey when he deals with such moments of incompetence.
Waiting on Godot...
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His snarkyness can have some awesome moments though ^^ That's one of his redeeming features for me :) I love it when he's sarcastic / angry ^^
Wrighting wrongs since 2009.
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And then he comes out with this little gem: "If someone glares at you, it's only polite to return the favor," is what I was taught."
For your entertainment~ ♪
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Kay - Well, we could paint "HELP" in really giant letters!
Edgeworth - And who, pray tell, would see these giant letters? We're inside a building.
travels with the Big Berry Circus
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Ohhhh how many I have. And photographic evidence to boot.
And those are just Ace Attorney.
That being said, I demand a Eureka smilie.
The Twisted Samurai
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"The hammer that strikes too fast has no time to aim."
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OBJECTION
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...I feel foolish.
The Twisted Samurai
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...I feel foolish.
HELL YEAH!
"The hammer that strikes too fast has no time to aim."
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...I feel foolish.
HELL YEAH!
That one was truly the best!
I am Fangirl, hear my Squee
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...I feel foolish.
I did love his frown when he said that....
From 1:5, towards the end after incorrectly connecting the bloody dots on the weird jar:
Phoenix: What so you think!? I came up with this message!
Judge: Hmmm... Yes... I feel like I'm teaching handwriting to a student who is all thumbs.
Edgeworth: I think you should make him write out "I won't do it again" 100 times.
Although this just may be a favourite of mine as I get to imagine a "stern teacher" Edgeworth...
Thanks to Nadindi for the avie and sig!
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Hey! Edgeworth! Come back!
Edgeworth: What are you doing here!?
Maya: Nick, I don't think he's in a very good mood.
Phoenix: Well, he is in detention.
Were you in a good mood when you were in here?
Edgeworth: So, you've come to laugh at the fallen attorney?
Then laugh, laugh!
Well? Why aren't you laughing?
Maya: Nick... Should we be laughing?
Phoenix: Nah. It's a trick. Laugh and he'll get mad... or burst into tears.
-->Edgeworth says pretty much the same thing in 3-5. :D
Then laugh, laugh! Well? Why aren't you laughing?
(And I was ready to hug it out with him) *something or the other, can't remember*
Beautiful signature by Nadindi <3
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I remember wanting them to laugh at him so we could see Edgey burst into tears XD
see how it withers before my flower of justice
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Edgeworth's emo moments is what I totally love and hate at the same time about him. xD
My OTP of OTP's. <3
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I remember wanting them to laugh at him so we could see Edgey burst into tears XD
Ahaha, that'd be awesome. ;D
"Note to Self: Don't get in crouton's way when it comes to Edgeworth. She WILL bite." - PhoenixFire
Call me Ishmael.
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I am Fangirl, hear my Squee
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Thanks to Nadindi for the avie and sig!
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Edgeworth: "Please state your full name."
White: "You wish to know the title of my personage?"
Edgeworth: "Er... your name?"
White: Yes! That is what I said! Oh dear, do my locutions confuse?"
Edgeworth: "Name!"
Phoenix: "(These two are great together...)"
---
Edgeworth: "Will the witness declare her name?"
Oldbag: "... Hmm? My, aren't you a handsome fellow! I'm afraid I'm a bit flustered!"
Edgeworth: "Y-your name, please!"
Oldbag: "Oh, dearie! No need for you to be embarrassed! Just call me 'grandma.'"
Edgeworth: "YOUR NAME, PLEASE!"
Phoenix: "(Seems Edgeworth has a bit of trouble getting his witnesses to say their names...)"
---
Edgeworth: "O-objection! I... object to the witness's talkativeness."
---
Edgeworth: "Name. Profession. NOW."
---
Edgeworth: "Although we enjoyed Mr. Wright's dramatic performance,
one question remains... What's your point!?"
---
Edgeworth: "What the hell was that wriggling piece of plywood!?"
---
Edgeworth: "But... the Head Detective of Criminal Affairs thought up this
hideous beast."
---
Edgeworth: The act of making an innocent girl cry should warrant the death penalty.
Edgeworth the red noesed prosecutor
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Pfft, yeah.
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Where is that one from? :3 Awesome.
The Heir to the Planet
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Edgeworth:... it seems like I have no choice... You see your honor, the witness suffers from an... illness
Adrain:... no! plase don't! if you do, I'll...
Edgeworth: What? Choose death? (Slams Desk) I COULD CARE LESS!!!
Adrain & Phoenix: WHHHATTT?
Edgeworth: WItness! If you don't talk, I will!
Adrain: ...fine...I'll testify...
Son to electroboy . engaged to the lovely-girliedinosaur24 that's right: be jealous Oh yeeah, OriginalBubs is my crazy uncle., and I love sending him into oblivion
Time to feed the sandwitch and eat the baby!
The cape is self-fluttering
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Edgeworth:... it seems like I have no choice... You see your honor, the witness suffers from an... illness
Adrain:... no! plase don't! if you do, I'll...
Edgeworth: What? Choose death? (Slams Desk) I COULD CARE LESS!!!
Adrain & Phoenix: WHHHATTT?
Edgeworth: WItness! If you don't talk, I will!
Adrain: ...fine...I'll testify...
XD
Something like that.
...NAILED IT
<3 <3 <3
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Edgeworth:... it seems like I have no choice... You see your honor, the witness suffers from an... illness
Adrain:... no! plase don't! if you do, I'll...
Edgeworth: What? Choose death? (Slams Desk) I COULD CARE LESS!!!
Adrain & Phoenix: WHHHATTT?
Edgeworth: WItness! If you don't talk, I will!
Adrain: ...fine...I'll testify...
I need to go back and find the real quote of that. Because it, like, literally made me gasp out loud. I loved it.
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...NAILED IT
Give me a Not Guilty or I'll eat you!!!
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Phoenix: Nah. It's a trick. Laugh and he'll get mad… or burst into tears. Edgeworth. We don't have so much free time we can spend it coming down here to laugh at you.
Edgeworth: … Yes you do.
Phoenix: (Actually, he's right.)
Oh Edgeworth, your such an ass. C:
Also, not really him speaking, but about Edgeworth:
Phoenix: How is Edgeworth doing, anyway?
Gumshoe: Edgeworth is out of control! He was in the waiting room and he crushed this paper cup with hot, hot coffee in it.
Phoenix: Whoa...
Gumshoe: Talk about burns, pal!
Maya: Wow! The fury of Edgeworth!
Dragonkeeper
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Heh! Physco-locks, does Edgey have partial hearing?
Hurry, hurry, only a few spaces left on Lightfall~a superhuman RP, don't delay, sign today!
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"I believe the proper phrase here is, 'you fail.'"
And this one too!
Oh snap! I do not hear such a truth...?!
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"...Might I advise you to return that conclusion to whatever pawn shop you bought it from?"
"Hmph, I can see right through the unsightly, paper-thin mask you wear upon your cowl."
Gettin' Old!
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"From this we can Deduce....that....err and therefore!"
"Detective Gumshoe will have instant noodles for dinner!"
"Wow sir that's Amazing how did you get all that?"
Paraphrased but you get the comedic idea.
Timid... sigh...
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Edgey: ... certain lawyer I know...
Thanks to Apollo72 for the Sig...
I win as a Vanilla Townie in AAO Mafia Round Tenniversary Edition...
Ace Fangirl
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Coffee-addict
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Ooh, a real drumroll. Nice.
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Infinite Ammo Box
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How is Edgeworth
He's really depressed. Seriously, I saw him staring out the window sipping tea glumly
hmmm...
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And...
I call that priceless.
Miles Edgeworth is something else
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This isn't the "Phoenix Wright Wax Philosophical Power Hour"
Perfect Prosecutor rules! He thinks, therefore he is.
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...Subtle.
Experimental Hydroxyacelunodosetrase
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"I believe the proper phrase here is, 'you fail.'"
XD That one was so full of WIN. I burst out laughing, and my little brother ran upstairs to see what I was laughing about. I think Edgeworth wins cookies for today.
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