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Author:  Pierre [ Sat Feb 20, 2010 4:13 pm ]
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DigiFaith wrote:
Spoiler: GK2
While standing outside the flight attendants' room:

Edgeworth: (The room is giving off the scent of women's perfume.)
Edgeworth: (One would think that perfume would "smell great," however, to me it simply "smells"...)
Edgeworth: (Not that I have any interest in what lies behind this door...)


...Subtle.


I never understood the comedy here or the point of it.

Author:  Ice [ Sat Feb 20, 2010 4:49 pm ]
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Spoiler:
''Don't you dare fall asleep while I'm pointing my finger at you!''

''Little did I suspect that I would be abducted myself.''
''And that's when I found you tied to a pole screaming ''Nnnnnggghhhhoooooooooooh!!''
''Can you please drop that already!?''

There was also a qoute when Edgeworth did a pinky swear but I can't remember it...

Author:  Jean Descole [ Sat Feb 20, 2010 5:23 pm ]
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Pierre wrote:
DigiFaith wrote:
Spoiler: GK2
While standing outside the flight attendants' room:

Edgeworth: (The room is giving off the scent of women's perfume.)
Edgeworth: (One would think that perfume would "smell great," however, to me it simply "smells"...)
Edgeworth: (Not that I have any interest in what lies behind this door...)


...Subtle.


I never understood the comedy here or the point of it.


Spoiler: GK
It implies Edgeworth doesn't like women, which is lolfodder for folks who consider him to be banging men.

Of course, it could just mean he doesn't like perfume. For one reason or another, he "spaces out" right after that.

Author:  Grancko [ Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:07 pm ]
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Spoiler: AAI1-1
"In proper terms, Mr. Portsman, you FAIL!"

<3

Author:  moonfall [ Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:12 pm ]
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^That was awesome. Also, in case 3 where he is thinking

Spoiler:
Badger, badger, badger, badger.


Edgeworth is totally a closet internet nerd.

Author:  Ice [ Tue Feb 23, 2010 1:46 pm ]
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''If that were to happen Franziska.....I'll eat my cravat.''

Author:  Chiro [ Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:11 pm ]
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Adrian in black wrote:
Pierre wrote:
DigiFaith wrote:
Spoiler: GK2
While standing outside the flight attendants' room:

Edgeworth: (The room is giving off the scent of women's perfume.)
Edgeworth: (One would think that perfume would "smell great," however, to me it simply "smells"...)
Edgeworth: (Not that I have any interest in what lies behind this door...)


...Subtle.


I never understood the comedy here or the point of it.


Spoiler: GK
It implies Edgeworth doesn't like women, which is lolfodder for folks who consider him to be banging men.

Of course, it could just mean he doesn't like perfume. For one reason or another, he "spaces out" right after that.


Spoiler: GK4 Evidence
It could be read a few ways, but I think Edgeworth spacing out here is just him recalling the perfume in GK case 4. :edgy:

Author:  Jean Descole [ Tue Feb 23, 2010 11:31 pm ]
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Chiro wrote:
Adrian in black wrote:

Spoiler: GK
It implies Edgeworth doesn't like women, which is lolfodder for folks who consider him to be banging men.

Of course, it could just mean he doesn't like perfume. For one reason or another, he "spaces out" right after that.


Spoiler: GK4 Evidence
It could be read a few ways, but I think Edgeworth spacing out here is just him recalling the perfume in GK case 4. :edgy:


Most likely. I hadn't yet reached that point in the game when I'd made that reply, but now I realize that very well could be the reason behind it.

Author:  Ah, um... eh? [ Thu Feb 25, 2010 10:32 pm ]
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"Milk the defendants during trial"
(in his own game, case 4)

WTF?

Author:  Icarus [ Thu Feb 25, 2010 10:44 pm ]
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It's a very non-Edgeworth thing to do, but the most hilarious parts in the game come from running around like a spaz, showing everybody your prosecutor's badge.

The best is probably Gumshoe in Case 4, when Edgeworth is smarmy as all hell and says something to the effect of, "You're a new detective, correct? You've probably never seen one before, but I could show you my prosecutor's badge. I bet it would make your day. :hotti: "

And then Edgeworth gets shot down. By Detective Gumshoe, of all people.


It's also funny with just about everybody else in that case because Det. Badd and Calisto Yew are just humoring you and obviously don't give a fuck about that shiny new prosecutor's badge you're so proud of; Manfred tells you to stop embarrassing yourself and keep it in your pocket; and Franziska just gets pissed cause she thinks you're challenging her. I haven't shown it to lil' Kay or the Judge yet.

Author:  Hikka [ Sat Feb 27, 2010 1:23 am ]
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Dunno if these have been said already *too lazy to check... ^^U *

Spoiler: GK 4, take 1 *click~*
:edgeworth:: Your Hon--

:judge:: *shakes head* I cannot allow you to make an objection.

:think:: What!? Your Honor... I cannot allow you to not allow me to make an objection!

:judge:: Egads! I've been overruled!?


Or... or...!!!

Spoiler: GK 4, take 2 *click~*
:keylady:: *Hooooonk!*

:wacky-edgy:: Nnnghooooooh! My cravat! Don't blow your nose on that!

Author:  polkadot [ Sat Feb 27, 2010 6:00 pm ]
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"I inform you that there is not a single crinkle upon my youthful brow!"

Oh God, I died.

Author:  Aevitas [ Sat Feb 27, 2010 7:48 pm ]
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Ice wrote:
There was also a qoute when Edgeworth did a pinky swear but I can't remember it...


I think it was something along the lines of, "I suddenly feel less of a man after doing that." XD Oh Edgey...

I seriously have to replay the game and write all these quotes down!

Author:  Phoenix_Justice [ Sat Feb 27, 2010 8:01 pm ]
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:edgeworth: Objection.......that was........objectionable

i really burst out loughing that moment :gant-clap:

Spoiler: case 3-5
*franziska whip's edgeworth*

:edgeworth: ungh,does the defense's bench have a 'kick me' sign on it?


so very true :gant-clap2:

Spoiler: gk case 4
:edgeworth: OBJECTION
:judge: i can't allow your objection
:edgeworth: i am sorry your honor,but i can not allow you to not allow my objection
:udgy: egads,i have been overruled

Author:  Liloreema [ Sat Feb 27, 2010 9:54 pm ]
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Aevitas wrote:
Ice wrote:
There was also a qoute when Edgeworth did a pinky swear but I can't remember it...




I think it was something along the lines of, "I suddenly feel less of a man after doing that." XD Oh Edgey...

I seriously have to replay the game and write all these quotes down!



It's when Rhoda teneiro makes him primose to her that he won't mess up the crime scene or something like that

Author:  Whodi [ Sat Feb 27, 2010 10:29 pm ]
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I forgot the exact phrasing of it, and I forgot which case it was in, but...

Spoiler: AAI
Edgeworth's internal monologue, on Gumshoe: While I am certain that I mature with each revolution of the world, this man somehow stays in place.

Author:  Midnight Jasper [ Sat Feb 27, 2010 10:43 pm ]
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Whodi wrote:
I forgot the exact phrasing of it, and I forgot which case it was in, but...

Spoiler: AAI
Edgeworth's internal monologue, on Gumshoe: While I am certain that I mature with each revolution of the world, this man somehow stays in place.


I was just going to post that!

"While the rest of us mature and develop with each revolution of the world around the sun... I am certain this detective remains madly spinning in place."

Author:  Phoenix_Justice [ Sat Feb 27, 2010 11:01 pm ]
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Midnight Jasper wrote:
Whodi wrote:
I forgot the exact phrasing of it, and I forgot which case it was in, but...

Spoiler: AAI
Edgeworth's internal monologue, on Gumshoe: While I am certain that I mature with each revolution of the world, this man somehow stays in place.


I was just going to post that!

"While the rest of us mature and develop with each revolution of the world around the sun... I am certain this detective remains madly spinning in place."


lol,i can't beleave i forgot that one (but then again,there are so many) :edgy:

Author:  Nii [ Wed Mar 03, 2010 12:46 pm ]
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Nnnnghooooooh!

Need I say more? I crack up every time he says it. x'D

Author:  Aqua [ Sat Mar 13, 2010 3:29 am ]
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"Laaaaaaaaaaaarryyyyyyyyyy!!"

I just love it when he says it in AAI. :larry2: :wacky-edgy:

Author:  liuzg150181 [ Sun Mar 14, 2010 4:09 am ]
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Ice wrote:
''If that were to happen Franziska.....I'll eat my cravat.''

Just in case he really needs to eat his cravat:
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Author:  J-Max Holmes [ Sun Mar 14, 2010 4:45 am ]
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Aqua wrote:
"Laaaaaaaaaaaarryyyyyyyyyy!!"

I just love it when he says it in AAI. :larry2: :wacky-edgy:


Or how about later when....
Spoiler: AAI 5
Image
GO AWAY!!!



And has anyone mentioned this here?

Spoiler: AAI 1
Go return that excuse to whatever pawnshop you bought it from!

Author:  Rhyme [ Sun Mar 14, 2010 8:14 pm ]
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Icarus wrote:
It's a very non-Edgeworth thing to do, but the most hilarious parts in the game come from running around like a spaz, showing everybody your prosecutor's badge.

The best is probably Gumshoe in Case 4, when Edgeworth is smarmy as all hell and says something to the effect of, "You're a new detective, correct? You've probably never seen one before, but I could show you my prosecutor's badge. I bet it would make your day. :hotti: "

And then Edgeworth gets shot down. By Detective Gumshoe, of all people.


It's also funny with just about everybody else in that case because Det. Badd and Calisto Yew are just humoring you and obviously don't give a fuck about that shiny new prosecutor's badge you're so proud of; Manfred tells you to stop embarrassing yourself and keep it in your pocket; and Franziska just gets pissed cause she thinks you're challenging her. I haven't shown it to lil' Kay or the Judge yet.


LOL I loved that part. I wrote down the Gumshoe part.

Edgeworth: You mentioned you've only recently become a detective, did you not?
Gumshoe: You got it! I'm a brand spankin' new detective!
Edgeworth: Hmm... So that means you've probably never seen a real Prosecutor's Badge, right?
Edgeworth: If you desired to see one, I just might be able to make your day.
Gumshoe: You don't have to go through the trouble, pal, because a real man has a police badge!
Gumshoe: And someday, I'm gonna become an Ace Detective, just like Detective Badd!
Edgeworth: ..........
Gumshoe: Umm, did I say something wrong, pal?
Edgeworth: ..........
Forget it, Detective.

Didn't get down Calisto's, but she was saying how squeaky clean and brand new his badge was or something. I'm replaying Case 4 right now, I shall write down the Judge and Kay's reaction.

Also case 4-GK (No major spoilers):

Edgeworth :think: : So... Detective Gumshoe.
Gumshoe: Yeah, what is it, boy?
Edgeworth :wacky-edgy: : (Grr! Of all the people to call me that, this detective is by far the least qualified!)
Edgeworth: ...I wanted to ask you about how the investigation is proceeding.
Gumshoe: .........See for yourself... pal.
Gumshoe: Ho ho! Do I do a great Detective Badd or what!?
Edgeworth :wacky-edgy: : (Has this man not a professional bone in his body!?)

And I see he was in the habit of cutting people's salaries right at the beginning of his career. But then again, maybe just the good detective (Paraphrasing):

Edgeworth: .. My name is Miles Edgeworth. And if you call me 'prosecutor boy' one more time... It will be my duty as a prosecutor to "look into" your monthly salary.
Gumshoe: ...! Oh yeah, and what will you do once you've seen it, pal?
Edgeworth: Well, that's up to you now, isn't it?
Gumshoe: Really? Sounds good!
Edgeworth: (He's so naive.)

And I think from T&T:
(Gumshoe indeed! Like gum on your shoe, impossible to get rid of.)

Author:  XcaityXX [ Sun Mar 21, 2010 8:42 pm ]
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MrCheeze wrote:
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!


the same here :edgy: :

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP Detective Gumshoe!!!

Author:  Coffee Prosecutor [ Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:23 pm ]
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I am not sure but
Spoiler: GK
In case two or three he said something about:I need my alone time

Author:  Phoenix W. [ Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:27 am ]
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"The truth will find its way to show itself." - Miles Edgeworth

Author:  Miyako Chinatsu [ Thu Apr 29, 2010 8:47 pm ]
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*pops out of nowhere*

Hi! I'm back! :keiko:

Was I the only one who liked this quote from Case Two?

:edgeworth: These clouds...they tell me nothing.

I lol'd so hard because Edgey would be the type of person to talk to the clouds...

Author:  OnyxAlchemyst [ Thu Apr 29, 2010 9:25 pm ]
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Miyako Chinatsu wrote:
:edgeworth: These clouds...they tell me nothing.

Rhoda: Mr. Edgeworth, it looks like you're having a conversation with the clouds.
:edgeworth: And what do you think we were talking about?
Rhoda: I don't know. It looked like a one-way conversation.
:edgeworth: (the clouds... They tell me nothing.)

Yeah, I loved that one too. Image

Author:  Alice [ Fri Apr 30, 2010 3:05 am ]
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Spoiler: Case 4
(End, part 1)

Yew: What is it, Edgeworth?
Edgeworth: Nngh... Nothing in particular, however...
Yew: Phwwh...! "Nngh," he says!
Edgeworth: Nngh...?
Yew: Ahahaha! You did it again! What IS that supposed to be? Your mating call!?
Edgeworth: (Is everything I do humorous to this woman?)
Yew: Look, Edgeworth, I'm incredibly busy right now.
Yew: I've got a mountain of things to figure out and check up on.
Yew: If you want to talk, you're just going to have to wait until later, OK?
Edgeworth: (Hmph. I'll just continue with my investigation, then.)

Haha, his mating call. XD

Author:  MapleRose [ Fri Apr 30, 2010 5:03 am ]
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^ I bet Oldbag would answer his mating call XD

My fave one is
:edgeworth: (Ack! My eyes have locked with my reflection's eyes in the barred window!)
:edgeworth: (As a student of Von Karma, I refuse to back down!)
:edgeworth: ................ I won.

Edgey having a staring contest with his reflection XD

And also
:edgeworth: I'll eat my cravat

I'm holding him to those words!

Also
:edgeworth: Hmph. Clearly, there is a depth to this show that a young person like you can't fathom [talking about Steel Samurai]

Author:  narutosupernova [ Fri Apr 30, 2010 8:24 am ]
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maybe this
Spoiler:
The prosecution can wield a whip or drink seventeen cups of coffee... But, there is still only one truth. That is what I stand here to prove today!

Author:  Coffee Prosecutor [ Fri Apr 30, 2010 12:16 pm ]
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narutosupernova wrote:
maybe this
Spoiler:
The prosecution can wield a whip or drink seventeen cups of coffee... But, there is still only one truth. That is what I stand here to prove today!

I love this!

Author:  Hagridandfang [ Fri Apr 30, 2010 2:44 pm ]
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This one's from AAI, and is actually kind of a spoiler, soooo... heed the spoiler tags!
Spoiler: AAI-5
Not really an Edgeworth quote as such, but defiantly worth a mention.
Edgeworth: This piece of evidence contradicts your testimony :think:
Alba: No, it doesn't
Edgeworth: Ack! (But that's impossible!) :wacky-edgy:


Also, the site is in serious need of some AAI Smilies...

Author:  Mae [ Fri Apr 30, 2010 7:16 pm ]
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MapleRose wrote:
^ I bet Oldbag would answer his mating call XD

My fave one is
:edgeworth: (Ack! My eyes have locked with my reflection's eyes in the barred window!)
:edgeworth: (As a student of Von Karma, I refuse to back down!)
:edgeworth: ................ I won.

Edgey having a staring contest with his reflection XD



YES. I lol'd uncontrollably for about 5 minutes when this happened.

That, and when he just blatantly tells Larry...
:edgeworth: GO AWAY!

Author:  Auste [ Tue May 11, 2010 3:39 pm ]
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Okay, my favorites have been pretty much mentioned (such as NNNNGGHHHOOOOOOOOH!), but here's the exact tea set quote.

"This tea set was very dear to my heart."

Here are some screencaps of Edgey-quotes from GK. Capped by yours truly because I have no life.

Spoiler: GK/AAI cases 3-5. Image heavy. I do this to procrastinate on my paper.
Because every attorney-assistant duo should have their own ladder argument. According to Kay, in a thief's perspective, any ladder is good for heists. Edgeworth, on the other hand...

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And here we have others -

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"Edgey-poo, I'm scared! Hold me! Caress me!"

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Not really a quote, but still very hilarious...

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Author:  Phoenix_Justice [ Tue May 11, 2010 3:54 pm ]
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Spoiler: case 5
if you examine the flags during the begining of the case,it'll be like this(not exact quotes

:keylady: do you think they'll add the steal samurai to their flag

:edgy: it's unlikely they'll do this much.

:keylady: yeah,i know they'll put in the jammin ninja,now that'd be awsome

:edgeworth: are you joking,only the steel samurai deserves such an honor

Author:  Alice [ Sun May 16, 2010 1:15 am ]
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Spoiler: Case 5
(Middle, Part 1 - Theatrum Neutralis)

(Examining the pamphlets)
Edgeworth: There are tacks of pamphlets about the two embassies here.
Palaeno: Oh, Mr. Edgeworth. Please take as many as you would like!
Palaeno: You'll find that you can cut out the last page and use it as a coupon.
Edgeworth: I'm afraid I must decline, as I have little interest in them.
Palaeno: Wait, I thought Americans loved coupons?
Palaeno: That man in the green coat earlier was beyond ecstatic when I gave him some.
Edgeworth: *finger wag* Ambassador Palaeno, I ask that you please not think of him as representative of all Americans.


(Middle, Part 2 - Open-Air Stage)

(Examining the step-ladder)
Edgeworth: Hmm... A ladder.
Kay: Actually, that's a step-ladder.
Edgeworth: They're the exact same thing.
Kay: No way! From their structure up, they're totally different!
Kay: But of course, from a theif's perspective, the best kind of ladder is the rope-ladder.
Kay: A step-ladder is much too heavy to carry around, after all.
Edgeworth: (And from a prosecutor's perspective, any type of ladder is guilty...)
Edgeworth: (...of being dangerous during an earthquake.)

(Examining the traffic cone)
Kay: So how come so many traffic cones are red and white?
Edgeworth: That's because they're highly visible from a great distance.
Kay: Oh, is that why!?
Kay: So then, the reason you wear that wine-red suit is for visibilty sake...?
Edgeworth: Please don't compare me to a ragged, plastic traffic cone!


Edgeworth =/= traffic cone.
Edgeworth does not like coupons. He doesn't need them. ;D

Author:  Orplie [ Sun May 16, 2010 12:11 pm ]
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"...Nnnnnnggghhhhooooooooooooh!!"

Win :)

Author:  Phoenix_Justice [ Sun May 16, 2010 12:19 pm ]
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:think: I won't rest untill I've inspected every suspicious-looking nook and cranny.

Author:  Coffee Prosecutor [ Sun May 16, 2010 12:35 pm ]
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Phoenix_Justice wrote:
:think: I won't rest untill I've inspected every suspicious-looking nook and cranny.

I read it sooooooooo often, it already nerves me
and I got to go with "ngooooooooooooooooh!"

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