Edgeworth: OH MY LOVELY OFFICE I MISSED YOU
Guy with PISTOL: HAND ME EVIDENCE PLZ?
Edgeworth: NO.
Guy with PISTOL: Oh...

Makoto: I HAS TO BE PURFECT!
Detective side-kick nobody cares about: WUT!?
Makoto: *Shoots*
Detective side-kick nobody cares about: Oh... x_x

Gumshoe: Ha ha, he's bleeding from his ass!
Edgeworth: No, it's from the stomach.
Gumshoe: Oh... D:

* And now for something completely different *

Edgeworth: I'm in a plane, in a plaaaaaaaaaaaane!!
SQUARE BUM: Lol, bondage.
Edgeworth: D: Kinky.

* And now for something completely different *

Edgeworth: BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER
Kay: Mmmmkay...

* WOOOOOOSH *

Edgeworth: I'm a brat.
Himiko: Lol.

* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHH *

Steel samurai: TOTOTOTOTOOOOOO CHAN CHAN CHAAAAAAAAN CHAN CHAN CHAN CHAN CHAAAAAAAAN! CHAN! CHAN!
Pink princess: Youths today! Something horrible happens and all you can think of is sightseeing. Wasting your time at a place like this. Don't you have jobs you should be doing? Or do lawyers not work like the rest of us? Maybe I should become a lawyer too. Sounds like a life of ease to me no work just loafing around all day as you please. Well when I was young things were a mite different, mind you we didn't prance around in strange hippie clothes. What are the youths coming to these days my own son hasn't called in...