The following are the texts sent to me from a friend which I recently hooked up with the Phoenix Wright series. He would occasionally text me while he played his way through Phoenix Wright:Ace Attorney, justice for all, trials and tribulations, and Apollo Justice.
He often asked for help, which I only responded with few hints, tips, or unhelpful, comical remarks, to let him figure out the mysteries for himself. I would have posted my responses, but my phone only saved every incoming text, and would gradually delete the older sent messages as newer ones become created.

I don't even know half of the context he sent these in...



Hammer disguised as will powers, who played the steel samurai... who has an inflatable replica posing as the "gourdy" hoax... does that make jack hammer the lake monster?

WTF??? THE PARROT KNOWS ABOUT DL-6!!! THAT MEANS THAT THAT OLD GUY... O-M-G... he had something 2 do with it...

He locked the door when we left...
he doesn't want us there anymore... is he hiding something? (don't answer that!)

Haha THe ingredient is Edgeworth's blood, isn't it?

Lemme get this straight: Greg gets killed by Rob... Police secretly tells Fey 2 contact Greg...
Fey fails...
White exposes the incident 2 the press...
Fey goes into hiding out of shame...
...what happens 2 her? Doesn't she die from suicide or something?

So Mr. White was the one to "expose her as a fraud to the press, right?

Yea i kinda forgot that after the whole steel samurai thing...

Apparently, im no good at interregating parrots...

...has some connection to that head prosecutor chick n our new, faithful detective who think's hes a cowboy n shaves himself with a switchblade...

Dont worry, Maya! I have proof that ur not useless! *shows Polly, thinking that she was the only one who could talk to her* "sorry, but that evidence was incorrect!"

just conversed wit edgeworth... AND HE FRIGGIN SMILED!!!

If the knife was stabbed into someone, shouldn't it be covered in blood?

Thered blood on the knife, no doubt. Whats confusing is to why theres a mere splatter... as if it only cut her hand n not the detective...

Lol we just need a well-targeted FALCON PAWNCH in the court and everything will solve itself...

Well gee. Why would officer Marshall's hand be all bloody...?

I was just penalized twice 4 trying to prove that she drew a picture of some1 beating the victim with the jar, rather than just it was not the knife... im thinkin 2 deep again...

What about Darke? H heard him with a blunt object...n was marshal the only guy who chased after him...? wasnt gant in there 2? why would he hide the bloody jar if he didnt use it?

Self-defense or not, theres still a trial 2 prove it. Being a defendant looks bad on a chiefs record... especially if theyre trying 2 control the entire police force...

How do i go about finding a contradiction in Gumshoes testimony about what he thinks happened?

Nickel Samurai?!? whatevr happend 2 Steel?

Not a door in the world that can stop Phoenix Wright...

This blend... Godot
#107... it's
perfect...

Beat the game. Starting Apollo Justice...
PHOENIX WRIGHT IS A SOLID BAD-ARSE GANGSTA IN IT!!!

Awww... So Phoenix, Payne, the judge n that scientist the only returning characters...?


I explained that Mike Meekins also returns.


Hickfield Clinic... I miss the Hotti Clinic...
...with their rapist patient roaming the hallways...hmm...yes...

...BUT LO N BEHOLD THEIR FAMOUS DR. HOTTI IS THERE!!!

Apollo: This all started off seven years ago...
Judge: Oh, Kod. Not DL-6 again!
Apollo: No-no-no. This is different...

Where did he get his camera-pin-button on his hat ie he had kno steady income?

-What? This is madness!
-No Maya, this is SPARDA.

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Your friend is...peculiar. He has a unique way of observing situations connected to trials, doesn't he?

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Is he aware of the fact that you posted his messages publicly?
Still, certainly interesting.

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yeah, its fine with him

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you know, one of my friends has been texting me a lot while playing AA, too. Its epic getting friends to play the series

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