The weatherman was correct, it is sunny today.
Sweet, a pay raise! I can afford more expensive instant noodles now.
Want a cup of tea?
Bark!
Burgers? Nope, sorry Nick I'm on a diet.
The Blue Badger! Defender of false evidence, guardian of lies!

You are an amazingly intelligent person, Wright.
It's time for a substantial raise in your pay, Gumshoe.
I think I need a new hairstyle.

Aww, your dad died, Edgeworth? Come here, Daddy Von Karma will make it alllll better.

I like to strut around naked in the mirror.

I like girls.

Well done, Mr Wright, you're clearly the best!

Money is the root of all evil.

The answer, with respect to ø, of 'y = 3cosø+4sinø' is 'dy/d(phi)= -3sin(phi)+4cos(phi)'.

Pwhooooarr Miles you is HAWT.

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What if this defendant really is innocent?

This guy's off-the-wall, but we totally see his logic!

They don't shoot you for that in Texas.

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"Cream and sugar, please."

(Sees a Stepladder) "Oh, look, a ladder!"

(Sees a Stepladder) "Actually, that's a step-ladder."

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Zak Gramarye: Let's just have a good clean game of poker tonight, Mr. Wright.

Yo Nick, this new girl I just hooked up with has a great personality!

*Dan Green voice* "Pass me the milk! Thank you!"

I really need to shave!

I'm sorry I caused all this mess. It's just that my parents never loved me enough.

"Truth? What is truth?"

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I'm terrifying and a potential rapist; but I'd never say it flat out.
Hello bird! Would you like some food?
I'm in a canon relationship.
Desiree, do you have any idea how your constant spending makes me feel? FURIOUS! OUTRAGED! SICK WITH ANGER!
I finally got my character development!
I hate sports.
Who want's money?!
I know now I don't need Little Thief. I have a better weapon. My heart. Get it? Keylady... keyblade...

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It'd be so cool if he said that...

I'm gonna reveal how my Magic Panties work!
Pass.

What? Of course I told you to shoot me. This isn't some idiotic test of strength and courage to determine who will obtain the rights to my magic tricks!

I have actually prepared properly for this trial.

Mr Edgeworth is Mr Nick's "special someone"! Wonderful~

I tell Trite everything to keep Maya safe.

I won the lottery! Lucky!

C-A

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:Awww! Pearly, aren't you the most darling, cutest little girl I've ever seen. Aww. Let me give you a hug!

:Let the bodies hit the....FLOOOOOOOOOOR!

:Burgers? They...disgust me.

:Wow, I love this stress.

Aww. Franny! Come and look at Trucy. Isn't she the cutest of them all? I want a magical daughter!

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Objection Sustained. You may not lead the witness.

You are someone other than Mr. Wright or Ms. Fey, and you have committed perjury. You are sentenced to jail time.

I'm afraid I do not have the proper knowledge to fairly judge this case. I am turning it over to another judge who will be better suited to judge the case.

This is ridiculous. I'm calling a miss-trial!

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HA!

- I am a very troubled human being.

hmmm, that's all I can think of at the moment.

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Edit: Brainstorm!

: No! I hate my sister, she deserved to die! And I hate Maya for being so close to my Feenie!

: Phoenix Wright is my blue knight who saved me!

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Insert compliments for a MegaMan reference here.

I want my bananas now!
Begin quote: I will never quote again.
Jammin' Ninja FTW!
People not making posts about me. I know how I feel about that.
I've been promooooooteeeeeed!
You. Tonight.

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Bring all you got Kitty.

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You die! You go to hell and you DIE!!


l'Oréal... cause I'm worthless!


Cause I was Jekyll, Jekyll, Hide - Jekyll, Hide, Hide, Jekyll!


I stopped taking pictures of things that get used as evidence in cases!


C-A

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I'm going to have to penalize the prosecutor for improper behavior toward the defense counsel.

I require all witnesses to dress in courtroom attire rather than wearing their work clothes.

No weapons in the courtroom, please.

I require attorneys to submit signed documentation of the origin of every piece of evidence they present. Neither side will be allowed to present anything without proof of the chain of custody of the evidence.

I always stay up to date on the latest technology.

Excuse me, could we hurry up please? I have a date with after this.

Wow! I really envy the judge.

Wouldn't it be nice to have her as a grandmother?

She is your grandmother...

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I took my Ritalin dosage for the day.

My haircolor is not natural.

I love Regina, she never did anything wrong.

C-A

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Neither is mine...

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Should've thought of that Acro one.

: I'm gonna give my money out to a good cause and stop being such a sociopath!

: Detective work is for goody goodies. I'm a bloody outlaw.

: Whoa man! That was like, totally cool! (Ok, I was trying to make Edgey sound like a surfer dude. But now that I imagine it, he would act like this if he got knocked on the head.)

: I'M NOT PERFECT!

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I think Surfers use "Dude" rather than "Man".
Let's see if I can make one for every single character in the smiley section!

I graduated from Law School with top grades!
I, Miles Edgeworth, age 27, am giving away all my Steel Samurai collectibles!
You are absolutely right, Mr Wright. Your Objection is sustained!
My lunch for the next week is salad without dressing.
Fairytale romances? Blegh!
All my evidence is legitimate.
I threw my whip away.
F*** coffee, I'm only drinking water now.
I totally am a murderer. Swear to it.
Why yes, I am lovers with Mr Grossberg.
Yeah, I shot that Edgeworth guy. He kept breathing my air!
I love rainbows.
Hello, little boy. Would you like some candy?
Off with the poncho, man, I'm going eastern style now!
The weather prediction was spot on!
I bathe daily.
Matt and Juan are gentlemen, I wish I was engaged to Juan...
F*** my brother, he can rot for all I care.
*scooby doo burp*
Yes, my hair is dyed.
I love flat-chests!
Go rot, Trucy.
I don't want a new mom.
I never should've given that affidavit.
Law and Band, side by side? Screw this, I'll become a hairdresser!
God bless you!
Hi. Yeah, I can talk.
I won a case against Mr Justice!
I'm sticking with my job.
Cowboy painting? What cowboy painting?
I love it when von Karma uses dirty tricks to win cases.
From now on, I'll grow some balls!
My neckerchief is made of low-grade cotton.
I'm cheating on my wife.
I respect women and don't give them nicknames.
Screw finding the truth, I want money!
I'm the luckiest person alive!
Yes, I cheat at poker and in court.
Y'all listen up. My new accent is gonna be from BA-stun!
I'll order the Foie Gras and Caviar platter.
I'm cutting my hair.
I am not inspired by Portal.
I love kittens. ^^
Yeah, okay, I screwed up on purpose.
I dropped the borscht.
You get the rights, Valant.
Pal Meraktis was the better doctor.
I'll give up journalism!
I am legitimately gay.
Yes it's really thiiiiis big.
So long Little Thief!
I solemnly swear to tell nothing but the truth.
Maya, I am your mother...!
Another shot for Pokémon XXX!
I never wanted to save Ema.
Emergency-Schmergency, you wait 7 hours for the next doctor!
I use a hairbrush.
Sííííííííí~!
Excuse me, could I borrow a cup of sugar?
I sleep with the light on.
........
I believe in spiritual stuff.
I am openly speaking about my feelings. I no longer am afraid of going outside!
Screw curtesy, man, you're outta here.
Pink Princess FTW!
I am deeply sorry for what I did to Celeste...
I can shoot a 45 caliber just fine.
Life sucks.
Oh Mr Wright, you are so wonderfully charming!
Proper grammar and pronounciation is the key to a successful conversation.
I believe you, Mr White.
I'm monogamious.
I ran that guy down on purpose. It was all planned!
My breasts are fake.
F*** you, Dahlia. Teen Angel my ass!
My dad died? That's so saaaad~
Café Teary Eye? God, even I find that terrible.
Criminals? So hot!
I quit smoking.
I f***ing love you, Will!
Dahlia was an amazing girlfriend.
I'm deaf without my earpiece...
I am not compensating for something!
Women's underpants? No interest...
I don't blame Zak for taking Thalassa from me.
Memory loss? No, I totally lied about that.
I don't even know how to program a VCR.
Matt deserved that Hero of Heroes award.
The flight time was perfectly accurate.
I just love lying on the couch, drinking beer and eating chips.

Hope I got everyone...

C-A

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Jesus Christ! I nearly died laughing! xD And I think believe you missed Iris, and I think you may have missed Regina and Moe.

: I'm gonna take my shirt off for my fangirls! ;D

: I'm a lemonade addict just like Emiko Gale.

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Ffffffffffffffffff....! I did forget Iris.
Moe and Regina are underneath Terry chewing on his ball. Wait, that sound wrong...

@Edgeworth. HUMMINAHUMMINAHUMMINAHUMMINA!!

Okay for Iris... uh.... oh god, I also missed Mr Hat...
You want me to do WHAT to that corpse?! Fuck this!! *hangs up*
I've got wood. (*badum-tish*)


C-A

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Haha! x3
Yeah, I would've done the same thing OOC Iris did.

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...WHAT?!

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