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Re: Stupid things characters actually WOULD say...

Sat Jun 02, 2007 6:07 pm

Aetheryn

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MikeMeekinsFan wrote:

I love your Avatar ^ and yes I have hugged him...^.^... *hugs Mike*.

Yay! I'm not the only Mike fan! ^_^

Edgeworth also says "Whooop!" in the credits, something in the range of,
"WHOOOOOP!! DECTECTIVE GUMSHOOOOOOE!!"
That was hilarious. Then he walks out embarrassed.

Too lazy... hur hur.

Re: Stupid things characters actually WOULD say...

Sat Jun 02, 2007 6:16 pm

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Akwatyka wrote:

:edgeworth: WHOOOOOOOOP!

Yes he does say it ~~once~~ twice in PW AA.

Fix'd 8D
I was sad when he never said that line after the first game :(

Re: Stupid things characters actually WOULD say...

Sat Jun 02, 2007 7:19 pm

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Aetheryn wrote:

MikeMeekinsFan wrote:

I love your Avatar ^ and yes I have hugged him...^.^... *hugs Mike*.

Yay! I'm not the only Mike fan! ^_^

Yay! Let's be friends! That way we can rub our fandom into people's faces. haha :meekins:

back to subject:

:starr:

He's like a new cheese ( or something like that....)
:udgy:

Ah, yes and I would be hard with rough edges.
:ema:

I bet you smell bad too.

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Re: Stupid things characters actually WOULD say...

Sat Jun 02, 2007 8:15 pm

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Woohoo! Maybe I can find one of those "I Like Ike" banners or pics from the Eisenhower presidential election and change them to say "I like Mike"

Anyways;

:meekins:

- I see ~~dead~~ suspicious people!

Too lazy... hur hur.

Re: Stupid things characters actually WOULD say...

Sat Jun 02, 2007 8:57 pm

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Brandon Strong wrote:

Quote:

--The Step-Ladder Paradox--
:maya:

hey look! It's a ladder
:phoenix:

That's a "step"-ladder
:maya:

You should stop judging things based on cultural assumptions.
:phoenix:

blue inner thoughts(Man! This girl is OUT there!)
(case 1-3)

:maya:

Hey, a ladder!
:phoenix:

That's a "step"-ladder
:maya:

what's the difference?
(case 2-3)

I think something like this happens somewhere else (maybe case 1-5 in the parking lot?)

Yeah, and it does. It goes like this:
:ema:

Ah hah! A ladder.
:phoenix:

Um... Thats a stepladder.
:scientific:

What's the difference? In scientific terms, please.
:ack:

S-scientific huh?
:scientific:

Look at the basic nature of things, Mr. Wright.
:nick:

(This all feels so horribly familiar somehow...)
Case 1-5

Try examining the bookshelf in the office in various chapters for a similar gag.

(1-4)
:nick:

Difficult-looking legal books stand in a formidable row. They mock me.
I tried reading one, and it made my head hurt.
When I closed it, it slipped out of my hand. Then my foot hurt too.
____________________________

(1-5, after the first mention of Evidence Law)
:nick:

Difficult-looking legal books stand in a formidable row. They mock me.

:ema:

Oh, I tried studying one of those just now.
:scientific:

Remember what they were talking about in the trial yesterday...?

:think:

Oh, right, evidence law. So, did you learn anything?

:scientific:

Well, when I tried reading, it made my head hurt.

:nick:

Oh...

Then, when I closed it, it slipped out of my hand and fell on my foot.

:think:

(Oddly enough I find myself identifying with her on this one...)
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(2-2)
:nick:

Difficult-looking legal books stand in a formidable row. They mock me.
...Actually, I've neglected them for so long, a layer of dust has started to form.
One of these days, I should try to build up the courage to read one... Maybe.
_____________________________

(2-3)
:nick:

Difficult-looking legal books stand in a formidable row. They mock me.
I wouldn't mind dumping some of these off at the used bookstore...
But that might not be such a good idea.
_____________________________

(2-4)
:nick:

Difficult-looking legal books stand in a formidable row. They mock me.
:pearl:

Oh! Do you need to look something up in one of these law books, Mr. Nick?
Wh-Which book is it!? Which book do you need!?
...
Umm... I can't read those hard books, and... um... I can't reach them either...
:phoenix:

It's OK, Pearls. Really.
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I haven't tried, but I do wonder if Mia ever has anything to say about Nick's opinion on those books.

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Re: Stupid things characters actually WOULD say...

Sun Sep 16, 2007 11:56 pm

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Quote:

Try examining the bookshelf in the office in various chapters for a similar gag.

(1-4)
:nick:

Difficult-looking legal books stand in a formidable row. They mock me.
I tried reading one, and it made my head hurt.
When I closed it, it slipped out of my hand. Then my foot hurt too.
____________________________

(1-5, after the first mention of Evidence Law)
:nick:

Difficult-looking legal books stand in a formidable row. They mock me.

:ema:

Oh, I tried studying one of those just now.
:scientific:

Remember what they were talking about in the trial yesterday...?

:think:

Oh, right, evidence law. So, did you learn anything?

:scientific:

Well, when I tried reading, it made my head hurt.

:nick:

Oh...

Then, when I closed it, it slipped out of my hand and fell on my foot.

:think:

(Oddly enough I find myself identifying with her on this one...)
_____________________________
(2-2)
:nick:

Difficult-looking legal books stand in a formidable row. They mock me.
...Actually, I've neglected them for so long, a layer of dust has started to form.
One of these days, I should try to build up the courage to read one... Maybe.
_____________________________

(2-3)
:nick:

Difficult-looking legal books stand in a formidable row. They mock me.
I wouldn't mind dumping some of these off at the used bookstore...
But that might not be such a good idea.
_____________________________

(2-4)
:nick:

Difficult-looking legal books stand in a formidable row. They mock me.
:pearl:

Oh! Do you need to look something up in one of these law books, Mr. Nick?
Wh-Which book is it!? Which book do you need!?
...
Umm... I can't read those hard books, and... um... I can't reach them either...
:phoenix:

It's OK, Pearls. Really.
______________________________

I haven't tried, but I do wonder if Mia ever has anything to say about Nick's opinion on those books.

Lol I love how he says "They mock me" every time XD I didn't know there were so many gags with this one, I wonder about Mia too... :mia-maya:

Re: Stupid things characters actually WOULD say...

Sun Sep 16, 2007 11:59 pm

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Ack!

Sorry about the double post... :sadshoe:

Re: Stupid things characters actually WOULD say...

Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:17 pm

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"You have a pet, right?"
:matt:

"Hold on. Let me consult my cat." +Dials and whatnot.+
:phoenix:

(...Consult...his...CAT?!)

[Yeah. I thought about that for a while...]

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Re: Stupid things characters actually WOULD say...

Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:43 pm

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Concerning :larry2:

: ...Well, this comic says it all, really.

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Re: Stupid things characters actually WOULD say...

Mon Sep 17, 2007 7:42 pm

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What? I'm NOT perfect? NOOOOOOOOOO!

:maya:

I've got a cold.
:hotti:

Oh I'll examine you... hm... yes.... You'll need to take your clothes off.
:maya:

For a cold?!
:hotti:

I'm a doctor. I know what's best.

:edgeworth:

That was so objectionable it escaped my mind!

:udgy:

Um... I can't remember. Please tell me again.

:maggy:

Sir! Permission to kick you, sir!

:pearl:

Oh come on! Just give her this ring that I got from a box of cracker jacks!
:phoenix:

I'm not interested in Maya...
:pearl:

Stop lying!

:sadshoe:

Aw man! I forgot to investigate.

:ema:

Argh. Edgeworth turned out rather gloomy, didn't he?

:adrian:

No. I'm not a nerd. Stop being so silly!

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Re: Stupid things characters actually WOULD say...

Mon Sep 17, 2007 7:51 pm

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I thought this had been posted before... oh well, here it is!

:ema-shock:

Mr. Edgeworth, I want you to make science to me!

Re: Stupid things characters actually WOULD say...

Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:57 pm

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manfredvonmanliness wrote:

[font size:large-- The step-ladder paradox--]
:maya:

hey look! It's a ladder
:phoenix:

That's a "step"-ladder
:maya:

You should stop judging things based on cultural assumptions.
:phoenix:

blue inner thoughts(Man! This girl is OUT there!)
(case 1-3)

:maya:

Hey, a ladder!
:phoenix:

That's a "step"-ladder
:maya:

what's the difference?
(case 2-3)

I think something like this happens somewhere else (maybe case 1-5 in the parking lot?)

(note that quotes may not be completely accurate)

it also happens in the third pw game as well.

Re: Stupid things characters actually WOULD say...

Mon Sep 17, 2007 11:50 pm

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After Mia starts to really go after :chinami:

in 3-4:

: Rawr, kitten's got claws! :shoe:

---

: The weathergirl said it was going to rain all day.
:phoenix:

: But it's sunny.
:grey:

: Exactly. I carried this f*cking umbrella around all day for no reason!

Oh noes! Same costume!
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Re: Stupid things characters actually WOULD say...

Mon Sep 17, 2007 11:54 pm

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Re: Stupid things characters actually WOULD say...

Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:43 am

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I had no steaks. It was teh suxx0rs!

:maya:

Nick, what does "suck sores" mean?

I found it so funny how Maya didn't understand 1337 speak!

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CatMuto wrote:

Pierre wrote:

Man...that looks dull...this actually makes me worried for KH3 (since that team worked on the battle system)

I feel the same

Re: Stupid things characters actually WOULD say...

Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:30 pm

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*Present Mia's profile*
:hotti:

Hmmm...yes. That is one FINE example of a woman! *Grabby hands* I ccan imagine just....hmmmm./...and...hmm....HMM! *THUNK*
Nurse: W-what happened?
:phoenix:

(...I think he's just passed out...)