Yeah, if you pay attention to any of my posts regarding Misty Fey, you know I absolutely hate her with a passion. She's worse that the writers INTENDED to make Dahlia to me. To clarify: I know the writers wanted to make Dahlia out to be a person that wasn't afraid to kill and ruin lives for any semi important goal, and even if I can allow that, I STILL hate Misty worse than I hate Dahlia.

Why? Well, let's look at DL-6. Misty Fey: Okay, I'll summon Atticus Finch Gregory Peck Edgworth for ya." *dramatic summoning ritual, she is now possessed by Gregory Edgeworth* Mistegory Feyworth: He did it. *points at Yanni Yogi, and is promptly unpossessed*

Okay, so far so good. But then Yanni Yogi gets off on temporary mental insanity. Then...the media gets retarded.

Media: Boo! The guy basically said he did it, which confirms the medium's story, but since he got off on "temporary mental something-or-other" we're gonna act like she lied. Here comes some Serious ShitTM!

Yeah...seriously, what is up with that? The only thing that makes sense is the court records on that case were sealed. But I don't remember that being mentioned, so that's highly unlikely. I'll just assume she was running for President of America as a Republican that year, and what with the media's liberal bias, multiplied by California= One helluva (what the heck, my Spell Check confirms this is a real word) serious shit storm.

Okay, before I continue, I just want to say now, I'm not overly Republican. I don't believe in any Media Conspiracy. (although...there HAVE been waaaay too many poorly-researched and badly reported video game stories for something not to be up...Note to Self; FOX wants to kill video games) I just really wanted to use a joke I got from Steve Colbert.

Crapnus, where was I? Oh yes, Media Retardedness. See, Retardedness is apparently contagious, as Misty soon gets it.

Misty: Oh crap, woe is me. Ever since that guy got off on Temporary Insanity, the media has outright lied to the public, and now California hates me. Whelp, this would be a great time to raise all kinds of Hell about Journalistic Ethics. I'm pretty sure that they're not allowed to lie like this...Nah. I think I'll just run and hide somewhere. Maybe take up an assumed name, become a picture book author, and maybe team up with a coffee maniac in the most retarded plan since Batman Forever. Hey, sister who hates my guts and will now see my highly vulnerable targets to kill so you can assume the title of Master, which you have always hated me since you feel I stole it from you, watch my kids for me will ya?

Morgan: *sharpening her knives* Oh, yes. Certainly. *drinks tea, and a rabid badger flies up her ass*

And that's why I hate her. There's just SO MUCH WRONG with this picture. She could have solved it in about three different and better ways. No, scratch that. EXACTLY three.

1: Deal with it! Eventually, some celebrity's going to speed, get drunk, divorce, or fart, and then all the media will leave you alone to cover that story.

2: File a complaint! Sue! The media is pretty much LYING about you. Do something! Don't just take it!

3: If you must, absolutely MUST flee. If you just NEED a change of scenery, career, lifestyle, name, ect. then just take the kids with you! Sure, they may be sad that they must leave their friends or family and stuff. I don't mean to say that's nothing, but they HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF LIVING than if you leave them with Morgan! God, this isn't that hard! I'm shocked there weren't any fatal accidents at the Fey house.

Now, I'll admit I haven't played PW in a while. AJ has kinda...killed it. I replayed 4-3, shut up! Eventually by Godot-love will overcome the bad memories, and I'll play PW:T+T again. But the point: I may have gotten the finer details wrong. But my main point and reason is pretty sound. Misty is a kid-abandoning bitch, I'm glad my favorite character killed her, but I hate how painless it was for her (what with Dahlia possessing her at the time and all).

Maya:
Oh, I'll help too, then...
Elise:
...No, it's fine.
Please don't worry about it.
Feel free to relax and explore
the area with your friend.
Maya:
Huh!? But...

I mean just the patronizing way she says it gets on my nerves, not to mention the fact that she's chasing her daughter away.

I don't really find myself appreciating Misty much either. I try to reserve judgment on her actions with DL-6 because we didn't get a lot of details--though it is implied that she faced some sort of legal trouble over the affair, and Grossberg said he defended her in it (I didn't remember this 'til my third play-through)--but her attitude when she returns seems.... incredibly short-sighted. "I don't have the right to face my daughter. *emo*" Who cares if you have the right, woman? She's your daughter! She'd want to see you!

Also, YES. I am glad someone else has mentioned the temporary-insanity-but-wait-doesn't-that-still-mean-he-did-it? thing. It has been driving me CRAZY. For that to make any kind of sense, you're right, the records must have been sealed, but it's not like we have any trouble getting into them, so... what's up with that?

Your points about Morgan...... Judging by how surprised Maya is to hear that Morgan planned to frame her for murder, and by the fact that Mia tried to hide Morgan's involvment... I feel like there's gotta be a nicer side to Morgan somewhere that we're just not seeing. Somewhere. That, or she's good enough at faking to fool Misty AND her daughters.

So yeah... I don't want to actually dislike Misty, her being the Master and Mia and Maya's mother and all, but I can't bring myself to actually like her.

I don't see how she could have possibly wanted to leave her kids with MORGAN, unless she was really good at hiding the fact that she hated Misty (which I kind of doubt, with the fact that Morgan is always blowing up).

You bring up some good points about Misty Fey, although I believe she meant well. I'm also willing to believe she didn't know how evil her sister really was

- Sadistic, or just expressing her pent-up emotions through threats of violence? Truthfully, we never actually see any evidence of her causing any violence. I think that she threatened everyone just to make herself feel more powerful in a world where she was actually very weak- physically and mentally.

When the Judge makes a comment about Bikini's lack of bikini (...words cannot describe how foolish I felt saying that), Franziska's response is, "...The courtroom is the garden of holy judgment. Those with lechery in their hearts should leave this sanctuary at once!", and Edgeworth gets similarly scorned when he makes the mistake of asking about Bikini's bath.