Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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NICK FUCKED ME!
You guys too?! That's great!
DEATH METAL VOCALS ARE MY SPECIALTY!
And J-pop vocals are mine!
My specialty of vocals is the kind that makes you go deaf!!!!
Sorry? Did you say something, Ron? I went deaf in the middle of your screeching!
...
Lovely Rita
They Caught Me
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Location: This question is not relevant to my interests.
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I HATE MY BROTHER
Yes, I'm perfectly happy that my brother got the death penalty. Papa, you suck!
Coffee? What's that?
yeah so I left.
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I do this for fun.-------
*lies on therapist's couch* I'm not sure I'm ready for this...
Just tell me the problem: We can sort it together. Well, I seem to be addicted... To Samurai Dogs. I see, we'll have to-
I SWEAR I'LL TEAR YOUR GUTS OUT!! *takes out knife* KIYANCE DUMPED ME 'CAUSE I DIDN'T MAKE ENOUGH PROFITS!! I HAAAATE YOOOOOO!!
Putting Smiles on those Faces.
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Daddy, why didn't you love me?! Well, you ARE very annoying. Besides, I only really cared about my own career. Well, and destroying Edgeworth's life. I HATE YOU! I'm going to go listen to Rammestein!
Doesn't anyone else find it disturbing that Pearly is channelling a 65-year-old man?!****
You want me to download WHAT?! Less talk, more porn, robot whore!****
Ema did it! I swear!
Hah! All the evidence has been scientifically erased! Take that you frigid bitch!
NOOOOO!****
What? No, I don't put nicotine in my lunches! The line of quivering junkies is entirely coincidental!
Limey has made Franzy cry!
Special thanks and celestial donuts to you!
Ready to RAWK!?
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...
*Beep* *Beep* *Beep*
Press Select.
Meryl, this is Snake.
Snake, I'm afraid I'm busy right now. I'll call you in about 2 minutes. *growls low* ... Fine.*hangs up*
(2 Minutes later)
*Beep* *Beep* *Beep*
Press Select.
Meryl, I have some intel for you.Other line: ............
Hmm? Meryl?
Hey, Mr. Spy dude! Huh? Who is this? What? I'm surprised you don't know a huge star like me! Name's Matt Engarde! I'm sorry, but I have no clue who that is. Man, you need to get out more, dude! How the hell did you get this frequency? Well, I was originally trying to call someone else, I must've forgotten the order of the numbers. *Growls Low* So, there any cute girls there? You have exactly 5 seconds to hang up this call before I hunt you down and kill you myself. Come on, dude! That's not cool at all! One, Two, Three, Fo-*hangs up*
Hmph. Good.*Beep* *Beep* *Beep*
Press Select.
What? Hey, dude! You work at a Pizza Joint too? STOP CALLING ME, DAMMIT!Yes, it's bad... Sorry.
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Putting Smiles on those Faces.
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Well, I thought the Snake one was pretty funny.
Bored, so more:
****
So, Your Honour, the evidence clearly shows that the murder happened IN the car wash, and so there would be NO blood traces to be tested. Also, as the onion used as the murder weapon was never found, it must be concluded that only the mime could have possibly murdered the victim! ...
... ...Ms. Von Karma, this is a Grand Theft Auto case. Did...did you bring the wrong docket? DAMMIT!****
My computer is the only one who understands me! Oh Mr. Beeps, hold me!****
Suppository my ass! 
IRONY!****
....threesome?
...yes. ...ABOUT FUCKING TIME!
Woohoo! To Facebook with you!
Limey has made Franzy cry!
Special thanks and celestial donuts to you!
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HOT STEPPIN' FFFFFFFFF
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My noodles do not kill people
Yes, they are real
That is absolutely MEDIOCRE!
I prefer de-cafe I've gotten laid so many times
I'll have some fruit instead
My ass still hurts from Daryan's hair
I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY.Unfunniness level has exceeded.
Putting Smiles on those Faces.
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HA! That secret will remain hidden! There's no way I'll let that slip!
Limey has made Franzy cry!
Special thanks and celestial donuts to you!
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Both 'u' and I know it, eh?
Limey has made Franzy cry!
Special thanks and celestial donuts to you!
Ready to RAWK!?
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Excellent! Donuts for all!
Limey has made Franzy cry!
Special thanks and celestial donuts to you!
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Don: YESSSSS!!!!!!!!
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How appropriate for Gant to be in the same sentence as donuts, because we all know how much our police chief loves them.
Why did you give me that mental image? I'm never eating donuts with coffee again. That was too easy a joke.
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That is why they're sugar coated, hon.
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Nah, anything with a sizeable hole is too easy for Gant.
Gotta have some challenge to it.
Limey has made Franzy cry!
Special thanks and celestial donuts to you!
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OH HO! An obstacle! Once more unto the breach! Never...say that again...
Limey has made Franzy cry!
Special thanks and celestial donuts to you!
all your lulz are belong to us
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: I love your objections whright keep objecting!!!! : yeah larry is so fucking guilty anyway : gant killed goodman I swear
: I'm a virgin
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all your lulz are belong to us
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: we love you too judgy
Destination: anywhere but here.
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Suppository my ass! IRONY!ROFLMAO!!! ...Oh my God, I seriously think I just my stomach just burst into a million pieces from me laughing too hard. You win the interwebs! *gives giant crown and gold scepter*
Putting Smiles on those Faces.
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Suppository my ass! IRONY!ROFLMAO!!! ...Oh my God, I seriously think I just my stomach just burst into a million pieces from me laughing too hard. You win the interwebs! *gives giant crown and gold scepter*
Nice. I thank you.
*celebrates with donuts from heaven*
Limey has made Franzy cry!
Special thanks and celestial donuts to you!
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Don't worry Judgy you still got me! WINSTON PAYNE! The greatest prosecutor ever!
Akon tickets, front row, middle section.
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I love everyone! YAY! Swimming sucks. Lets go out golfing. I feel special! YAY :) I hate whips. Beating someone with a long purple, fuzzy sex toy is so much more amusing. (I play too much GTA)
Hi. My name is Will Powers and I am the worst actor to have ever walked the planet.
Don't mess with me, or I'll give you a Silence Glaive Surprise!
Putting Smiles on those Faces.
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Don't worry Judgy you still got me! WINSTON PAYNE! The greatest prosecutor ever! ... OH GOD I'M SO ALOOOOOOOONE! *sob* ...I hate you all so much... I'm on 50 different antidepressents! What? No, I don't shpike my coffee...urp! *thud*And what we all must have been thinking:
The paternity test came back WHAT?!
Limey has made Franzy cry!
Special thanks and celestial donuts to you!
all your lulz are belong to us
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: karma you are such an amateur, its an honor to talk to me the greates prosecutor ever : yeah since I always lost the cases maybe you can give me some advice : first advice: KISS MY ASS *kiss ass like this? : actually it fells nice : where's the sunshine? where's the sunshine? the sunshine is... : welcome to our church I'm saint gant
all your lulz are belong to us
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: karma you are such an amateur, its an honor to talk to me the greates prosecutor ever : yeah since I always lost the cases maybe you can give me some advice : first advice: KISS MY ASS *kiss ass like this? : actually it fells nice : where's the sunshine? where's the sunshine? the sunshine is... : welcome to our church I'm saint gant
AKA Dr. Bokchoy
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Everyone get in bed with me. I have something to show you. Feast your eyes… on this! 
GASP! It's beautiful! And huge! Can I touch it?----------
Hey, sexy mama, let's get busy and freaky in that order! Hey! How would you like it if Mia said you were sexy and she wanted to make love to you? Eh, I gots five minutes. She looks pretty good for a laywer chick! You take that back! She does not look good for a lawyer chick! Yeah, you're right. She don't gots enough meat for a guy like me. She does too! She's loaded with meat! She's got more meat than a cow!
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I'm thinking of holding a family reunion. Me too. I only gave Franziska's number to Adrian so I could watch. PENIS! (said instead of "Objection!)
Wow, everything's going so well today. I think I'm going to join a convent. The coma had nothing to do with the poisoning. I was just suffering from the biggest caffeine crash in world history. Sorry, I feel asleep there for a minute, could someone explain what's going on? I'm completely broke!
No, Mr. Edgeworth, I will not pick up your laundry. I got into Harvard! ...And that's when I bricked my wife up in the basement. Good thing my father was killed before I could follow through with becoming a defense attorney. They all dress horribly. I'm ready to settle. Where's that doctor from the clinic?
*pat-pat*
-Dende-sama was here.
~Allison~
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I teamed up with Dahlia Hawthorne so that way I could destroy the past and keep the Phoenix Wright series from ever existing by convicting the main character!
You bastard!
all your lulz are belong to us
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: I'll be the new kurain master and you can't stop me : no if I do this *takes out sword, I'm the saint warrior gant
: now die little bitch*
kills both
i is a sushi :3
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I'm going on a diet. (anything remotely predictable) I LOVE earthquakes! Here are some cookies that I bought from the supermarket and I haven't touched at all.
I AM NOT MASK*DEMASQUE!!!
Regina is my girlfriend. I'm a computer.
You.
I like French food.
I'm not actually the Hotti Clinic director. Mr Nick isn't Mystic Maya's "special someone". (and) Maya. I hate coffee.If I type anymore, my brain will melt. That is all for now.
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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Feenie, why do people type that-b-word to make my face appear?
I've got a cold! Don't bug me now, bitch!
WHAT?!
ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO!
Lovely Rita
Bronze Samurai
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(godot speaks) "Oh well, better than nothing, I guess..." Face it, THIS CASE WAS A DREAM! That's why it's never mentioned again! I hate kids I love Oldbag I'm secretly a defense attorney. I'm here to carry out my mother's wish
Julia...<3
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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Who is blasting that damned bebopy music? I am! And Slayer IS SO NOT BEBOP MUSIC! Klavier, you're an old sod, you need to get with the times. I hate this newfangled music! That's why I only play country!
Nick, all the girls want to make out with me but I only want to be with one of them!
Why don't you go out with me?! WAAAAAH! Stop being Emo, sir! You've turned me Emo! I'm Amish. That's why I never use controlled electricity or telephones or such.
Lovely Rita
Searching for Big Whoop.
Gender: Female
Location: I left my heart in Rubacava.
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I want to be a pirate! Look behind you, a three headed monkey!(Yay more MI!)
Let's go. We can't. Why not? We're waiting for Godot.
...(... ok it had to be done)
-This deck of cards is a little frayed around the edges, but then again so am I and I've got fewer suits...
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