Everyone's in a park. All the characters were going out for a picnic near their favourite cherry blossom tree. I was walking with Maya while carrying the food with her. We were also watching over Pearl who was running around after Phoenix. After quickly looking around I noticed that Larry was missing. So I ask Maya where Larry went. Maya smiles and tells me,
"He went off ahead to another tree for a second, apparently Bonnie called him over to talk about something, wanna go check it out? Nick can just hold this" So we ran and gave Nick the heavy load of food and tell Pearly to play with him while we run off.
As we ran through the trees to get to Larry, I asked Maya, "Hey, when did Larry even start talking with Bonnie? I mean, Bonnie and he were in the same grade in high school before they graduated. And I kind of know Bonnie from art lessons with us. But they were in such different cliques, you know? I mean there's Larry and then there's... Bonnie..."
Maya responded, "Oh, during some reunion, it turns out that Bonnie and Larry talked and she helped him with his Samurai Dogs a little bit. They just, like, clicked! They really hit it off, I guess. Larry really likes her."
I, shallowly, replied, "r-really? but why...? They're just so..." We were astonished to see Larry walking back to us with a long face. We're worried so we started jumping around and asking him questions.
"Larry, what's up? Did Bonnie dump you?" Maya asked, sympathetically. (Meanwhile, I'm thinking, "I knew it wouldn't work out! They just don't fit!")
Larry turns around to Maya and starts yelling "NO OF COURSE NOT YOU IDIOT. WE'RE THE PERFECT COUPLE EVER. I LOVE HER MORE THAN LIFE HERSELF. WE'RE MADE FOR EACH OTHER... IT'S JUST THAT SHE'S..." Larry trailed off. "Wh-what's wrong, Larry?" Maya asked.
"Don't tell Nick, but Bonnie's pregnant."
"WHAT?" We yell in unison.
"So.. are you gonna dump her? Ditch her?" I asked.
"Of course not!" Larry protested, "I love her, I'll stay with her until the end! She's the one for me! She's the most BEAUTIFUL person in the world to me-- I wouldn't give her up for a supermodel or even Franzy! I think she has to be the one!" Maya puts her hand to her mouth and simply says "Wow..." Nick and company finally arrived then and Larry looked at us again to make sure we wouldn't say anything. The both of us noded and carried a worried expression on our faces.
"What's up guys?" Nick asked as he hurried toward us. "Ah, by the way, Sara, could you go get Franziska? She's been really excited lately, and I'm kind of scared to ask. She likes you, so you should be ok..." Maya and I nodded and we made our way to Franziska's mansion, near the forest. When we arrived there we knocked on the door and were greeted by a butler. We made our way to Franziska's room and are greeted by her there.
(I'm sorry, I just have to say this. But this is effing hilarious. In my dream, Franziska was being played by NEIL PATRICK HARRIS)
"Hi Franny!" I said as she made her way to the closet.
"Look, what I got." Franziska said as she took out a doll from a closet. "How does it look?"
"Are you playing with dolls now, Ms. Von Karma?" Maya asked, curiously
"Of course not, you foolish fool!" Franziska cracked her whip towards Maya. "I'm adopting a baby."
"You're ADOPTING A BABY?" Maya exclaimed "You mean, you're not having one?"
"Of course not, I'm infertile." Franziska said, "The baby's for me... and Larry Butz"
"Wh-wait, WHAT?" Maya screamed.
"It's for you and Larry?" I repeated, "Wh-why?!"
"Well, I'm not gonna be young forever, and I need to keep up the Von Karma line running, after all." Franziska explained, "Larry always says that he'll love me forever, that he'll be with me forever. And he's easy, no hassle on my part. He's a push over, so I can do whatever I want with the baby too. Edgeworth would just try to force HIS beliefs on the baby. And because it's adopted, I don't have to do anything with him. All he has to do is pretend to be a good father. I might as well"
"Well, what if Larry says no?" Maya asked.
"He wouldn't say no." Franziska cracked her whip. "He wouldn't be able to say no. If he's too chicken, then I'll give him a lesson.
"What if another girl's made her move... already?" Maya tried to ask.
"What are you talking about?" Franziska turned around, "Another girl wouldn't dare to. From now on, Larry's mine and no one can even touch him. I'm telling him tonight at the picnic. Couldn't you at least try to be happy for me? You filthy scum."
"Of course we're happy for you, Franny. We just want what's best for you and we just want you to try to explore your options more" I tried to explain.
"Larry's good enough. You two will have to be the maids of honour. Look nice, in Maya's case: Try your best. Sara, make sure tonight goes well, alright?" Franziska shut the door on us and the two of us hurried outside.
"Something tells me that we're only the maids of honour because Miss Von Karma doesn't have any other friends" Maya sighed as we finally reached where the picnic was being set up. Phoenix and Gumshoe were doing all the work while Larry was getting started on the wine.
"Larry, BIG problem!" Maya whispered to him. We motioned for him to come to the side and we spoke in hushed tones. "Franziska is going to propose to you tonight. She wants to have a baby with you-- she's adopting one"
"WHAT?" Larry almost yelled, "But... I... I already proposed... to Bonnie."
"Well, we have to do something, if you don't propose, you know what you're going to get." I reply. "The whip."
"You're right, you're right. I just have to make her... convinced not to marry me?"
"Exactly!" Maya smiled "Give her a horrible ring. Be a slob, be demanding and be stubborn! More so than normal!"
"Man! I hate this, but now all those IMs finally make sense!" Larry cried. Larry stole Phoenix's laptop and logged onto his AIM account and showed us various flirtatious messages between he and Franziska. "I... was just fooling around"
"So, you mean... Miss Von Karma's actually in love with you...?" Maya put her hand to her mouth.
"Poor girl... and you're just teasing her. This could be her first experience like this. You idiot! You can't play with her feelings! I don't care if you get the whip, just do something!" I started to scream but we noticed Franziska nearing the site. Franziska walked towards Larry and handed him a box.
"Give it back to me, now, fool." Franziska demanded and Larry obeyed. Franziska openned the box to reveal a ring.
"I accept." Franziska said and began to walk back when--"OBJECTION!" Everyone turns around to see Edgeworth standing behind us.
"Franziska, Larry's already engaged." Edgeworth said.
"Wh-What? Where is she? I'll mutilate her." Franziska cracked her whip.
"Franziska, don't. Larry's going to be a father and the child isn't going to be yours. I'm afraid Larry won't be able to father the baby," Edgeworth sighed.
"Y-You mean. And you didn't tell me? Larry, you foolish... cheat! You're foolishly foolish foolhardy CHEAT." Franziska started to scream.
"I-It's ok, Franziska, it's ok." Maya tried to comfort but Franziska just ran towards Edgeworth.
"All of you, FOOLS." Franziska yelled and threw a tantrum.
"Uhm.. I don't know what's going on, but the picnic's starting," Gumshoe came up to us and informed us. Everyone just went and sat down on the tent, Franziska in a fit with Edgeworth holding her down from whipping everyone.
"Franziska, you should be careful about throwing these fits," Nick mused. "Those fanartists just keep getting photos of us here--remember the last picnic? THEY GOT A PICTURE OF US ALL DRUNK."
"Larry, avoid getting photos of yourself with the baby, we don't want a storm of fans getting angry at us for having canon on our side," Maya whispered.
"Actually, Larry, I found these pictures of you on the internet... are you... posing in these?" I take out several pictures from my pocket and show him them. Larry clams up and doesn't answer.
"No, I was just... sitting down on a stump... and there was a camera there..." Larry said.
"Looks more like you're sticking your butt out at all of them." I replied.
"I WAS JUST SITTING DOWN--"
"OBJECTION!" Edgeworth jumps from his seat, "Larry, if you were sitting down on it, you're be sitting on a log. None of these logs have any holes in them, and further more, it would just be pointless to take a photo of the sky. You're posing."
"F-FINE. OKAY? I like pictures of my butt! I look nice in them! I have a nice butt! It attracts all the ladies"
"No one's attracted to your butt, Larry. By the way, you should stop acting like that with a baby on the way. We don't want a scandal" I mentioned as I ate.
"Wait, what? Larry's having a baby?" Phoenix jumped from his seat.
"Yes. From two different mothers." I replied non chanantly.
"S-SARA, DON'T TELL NICK THAT." Larry started to scream.
"By the way, on the subject of photos, let's present all of our top three pictures! Here's my 3rd favourite fanart!" Edgeworth jumprf from his seat and showrf us all a photo of him and Phoenix prancing in a flower feild, holding hands. Everyone went dead silent.
"Uh... Miles--"
"Now here's my second favourite!" Edgeworth presented a picture of every character dressed as a steel samurai character. "See? It's like I'm a character! I'm the Frilly Samurai! Look, I'm pink and I have my cravat!"
"Miles.. uh... you have weird tastes"