^WHAT IS THAT WRIGGLING PIECE OF PLYWOOD
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(to apollo) im used to females swooning over me, but ive never felt this way about a man...my thoughts
WHAT the..... !?
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: *CLAPGASM* 
Do I need to explain anything more? He claps like crazy.
It was almost scary, really.
Hey, it was memorable to me. Everybody who's played 1-5 remembers that for sure. Right?
Show me your moves, Trite!
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the Index finger of Fate
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No, he didn't do it
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"He's an artist but all he ever draws is trouble."
Classic.
Credit goes to the lovely Purple Angel for the sig, and the wonderful TheBaronAndEma for the avatar~!
the Index finger of Fate
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Ace Attorney
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Ah. its Xin Eohp 
Who you callin' zine opee!
OBJECTION!
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And, of course ...
Judge: Or are you thinking of a career change to defense!?
Edgeworth: *bow* I ... appreciate the concern, Your Honor.
I will stand by my statement, however, regardless of how the court sees my role here.
[...]
Phoenix: (I can't believe Edgeworth is helping me!)
Vasquez: Hmph.
So the prosecution is in cahoots with the defense? What kind of court is this?
And then, of course, the cornered music replaces examination music when we go back to testimony ...
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Phoenix: Tell the truth Mr. Sahwit. You were one of the victim's "sugar daddies," weren't you.
Bellboy: I'd known from the second I saw her, she'd do it.
Phoenix: (DO WHAT? I'm starting to think the most supicious person is this guy.)
Edgeworth (to Oldbag) I'll swear I will kill this woman.
Phoenix(to Edgeworth): Tell me, WHAT KIND OF MURDERER USES A SAMURAI SLAP?
Manfred(to Lotta): You've had a long day witness, shut your pie hole.
Marshall: Can you tell me in Eight words or less.
Phoenix: YOU CAN BE CLEARLY SEEN IN THIS VIDEO.
Edgeworth(to Meekins) Meekins, having been shown a questionable video at most, we are not in the best of moods.
Gant: You know I look out for three people: Me, Myself, and I.
Let There Be Light
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-- Eh, I don't need to explain, right?
"I-I'm a spoon?! I'm no spoony bard, I'll have you know!"
"No, Maya, that is SPARDA."-- References to Final Fantasy IV and 300.
"A fool's fool fools fools who foolishly accept the foolishness of a fool's fool. Wouldn't you agree… Phoenix Wright?"-- The time Franziska used the most number of "fool(ish(ness))/(ery)/(hardy)"... I think.
"Mr. Wellington loves large bananas!"-- Saw it just yesterday, and I laughed so much I fell down on the floor.
"[snip] My Edgey-poo!"-- >_>;;
Among others, these are some of the ones I like best.
ALL GLORY TO... SOMETHING
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That's when the thief dancingly descended upon the scene of the crime. Where would you say he 'dencingly descended' from? From the entrance, I suppose.
So in reality, he neither 'danced' nor 'descended'! Someone save me.
I donned my costume and dancingly descended upon the scene of the crime! Where would you say you 'dancingly descended' from? From the entrance, I suppose. So in reality, you neither 'danced' nor 'descended'! Someone save me. Again.
OBJECTION!
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Here's a new one I just found while replaying:
Phoenix: Here's my proof! It's simple!
Judge: ...
If it's simple ... then why have you obviously made an error, Mr. Wright?
Phoenix: Urk ...?
Lotta: What's that?
von Karma: Go home. Consider a career change.
Phoenix: (Gah!)
(How can they so casually toss aside this eviden ... Oh. Whoops. Wrong evidence)
:)
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Seconded.
OBJECTION!
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Phoenix: Well, I don't have proof ...
OBJECTION!
von Karma: Bah! Your ineptitude is entertaining, but enough is enough!
I've had enough of baseless claims made without a hair of evidence to support them!
OBJECTION!
Phoenix: Well all right, if that's how you want to play ... I'll show you evidence!
Judge: Mr. Wright! Are you sure about this?
Phoenix: (I'm sure sick of that smarmy prosecutor putting me down!)
(Or ... did he taunt me so I'd get mad and make a mistake?)
Judge: Wh - what!?
Do you have proof of this!?
Phoenix: (Proof - shmoof! Always with the proof! Oh ... wait, I do need proof, don't I.)
I've got my Ball and Chain.
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Byrde
: It had a band's name written on it. I think it was "MC"-something.Maya
: Maybe it was "MC Screwdriver" ?Phoenix
: Get serious, Maya. Would you buy the CD of a group named that?!MC HAMMER
Can't touch this!!!
SCREW EDWARD! PHOENIX IS THE HOTTEST NON-EXISTING CHARACTER!! Psssht ..
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Pretty much anything Godot says is memorable. I filled up my agenda book with a quote from him for every week. xDYeah I could go on and on but I really have to do homework. :3
Just cows.
Got a bad case of the munchies!
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Or something like that.
Is there some kind of collection somewhere of all of Franziska's "fool" rants?
Anyway my favorite:
Objection! ...Yes, Mr. Edgeworth? Uh... I was trying to think of something while I was objecting. Um...okay then! Moving on... OBJECTION!
ALL GLORY TO... SOMETHING
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"You can line up your weak pieces of evidence all you want. I didn't shoot that manager. And that's the obvious truth." - Defiance to the max.
"When you see him, tell him I said "hi". Oh, and "screw you"." - *sigh* Classic Daryan.
"I'll get you out of the country... You want a house made out of cookies? Or no, out of pianos?" - You are so screwed. Admit it.
Klavier: "As much as I'm enjoying the Daryan and Forehead show, we have more important things to discuss."
Daryan: "This mean the Daryan and Gavin show's cancelled?"
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Phoenix: (About April May) I'll get to this woman's bottom... well you know what I mean.
Phoenix: (Miles Edgeworth. I'd better not show any signs of weakness today, or he'll be on me in an instant.)
Come, my Pikworths!
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Oh, there's this, too! ((I don't think this is much of a spoiler either but...))
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I concur. Edgey's such an emotionally frustrated goofball sometimes. But that's part of what makes him so lovable.
...NAILED IT
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Please, dont ignore MEEEEEEBest
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EVAR
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My OTP of OTP's. <3
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I concur. Edgey's such an emotionally frustrated goofball sometimes. But that's part of what makes him so lovable.
I um... also concur? Or thirded. Or whatever, you know what I mean. I FREAKING AGREE. ^_^
"Note to Self: Don't get in crouton's way when it comes to Edgeworth. She WILL bite." - PhoenixFire
Look! A doot!
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-...Valant Gramayre!(...Using the door like an average muggle no less.)
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rock on rebel warriors
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i forget to take screenies most of the time, so that's all you get.
Lol. I can see Uranus.
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Objection! That was Objectionable!
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I'll just post the ones from my two favorite cases for fun 8D
OTL I just replayed 1-5 recently and p much jotted down everything that made me lol ):
I am Fangirl, hear my Squee
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Phoenix: Difficult-looking legal books stand in a formidable row. They mock me. I tried reading one, and it made my head hurt. When I closed it, it slipped out of my hand. Then my foot hurt too.
Phoenix: Hey, see this?
Maya: You... really like showing that off, don't you, Nick? (When presenting his attorneys badge, get your mind out of the gutter
)Phoenix: Nameless flowers bloom in solitude. They probably have a proper name..... But it is not for me to know. Not now, nor ever till the end of my days...... I need a vacation
Phoenix: There's a box for snacks on the table. They must give these to the employees. It's completely empty. I can feel Maya's eyes burning into the back of my neck.
Edgeworth: Please state your full name.
Redd White: You wish to know the title of my personage?
Edgeworth: Er... your name?
Redd White: Yes! That is what I said! Oh dear, do my locutions confuse?
Edgeworth: Name!
Phoenix: (These two are great together...)
Thanks to Nadindi for the avie and sig!
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Our target for this year will be... ZVARRI! Climb a mountain!
Objection! that testimony is FLAWLESS!
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its when P says in response 2 E something like, "thats exactly what Im driving at"
also
"Where are we going? Should I pack?"I think these are in the 3rd game..
That was soooo funny when I read that I laughed like hell
I also like that one do you know when Phoenix walkks in on Armstrong and Viola then Pheonix says when she leaves ''My eyes MY EYES!!!'' I dont know the actua words but it was sooo funny!
Thanks for Reading xx :D
Lol. I can see Uranus.
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"AAAAAHHGGGEEEMMN!"
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Credit to Evolina for the sig+avatar!
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: "I object for objection's sake!" "(If Gumshoe's salary goes any lower, he'll end up paying to work)"
: "Hold on a sec. I'm gonna consult myself, OK? … …" "Old windbag sure has balls! Or... well, you know what I mean" : Wait... Wait... You do realize that Trilo is... a... puppet?Regina: Uh? I don't care that he's a bit stiff...
Awesome siggy by Auraion
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: I can't say I care for your beard, but you don't see me complainin'.
:A t-trap?
:Walk into it carelessly, and it'll leave more than just a flesh wound. Fun, huh?That should be it... for the time being.
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Do that and I'll throw grape juice at u
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(hits the desk) Ms. VasquezVasquez Don't hit your desk. It irritates me.
(hits the desk) Yeah Wirght! .....oopsThat one made me lol xD
Anyone could wear that uniform! Even me! Mr.Wright! Please spare the court of any further mental anguish from that image. (To Godot) Objection! Could you please knock it off with the cheesy proverbs and metaphors already?! 
The truth is...when I was a little boy...I wanted to be a wizard. (What's that noise!?) - Made me laugh, Apollo heard Klavier's air guitar xDD I'm a lawyer I live for needless procedures.
Why can't we have a normal straightforward killing once in a while in this country?! "OBJECTION!" I can't help it, there's something about this model's pose that makes me yell that. I've got to get over it... I know! I'll pretend it's saying something else. 'Why yes! The post office is over there! Good day sir!'
Evil people eat Oreos
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Phoenix: Why would anyone write "Hamburger" that big?
Maya: Like, maybe for the "World Hamburger Festival" or something?
Phoenix: I kinda doubt it.
Maya: Aha, I've got it! Maybe it said, 'Spaghetti?'
Phoenix: ...Why are you talking about food? Oh, wait. That's normal for you.
Anyway, it says, "bur". There's no way it could be "Spaghetti".
Maya: Well, maybe it was a typo! It might have said, "Spaghetti Festival". What do you think?
Phoenix: Ok to me... Besides, Spaghetti is the only thing more tangled than your reasoning.
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* * My granddaughter has a dog
* * she calls "Phoenix."
* *
* * -Karma
* * Well, Mr. Phoenix Wright?
* * Does this make you my
* * granddaughter's fiancee!?
* *
* * -Karma
* * She's only seven years old!!!
This is a funny quote, but can someone explain it to me? Am I the only one who finds this strange? The dog is called Phoenix, but then he asks something about a fiancee? Am I missing something? Is his granddaughter gonna marry her dog? Can fiancee mean two things? Can DOG mean two things?! Or am I just being stupid?
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