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354. Rockstars must have a side job related to law
355. All male lawyers are sarcastic
356. An assistant is always more brave than the defence attorney when faced with gansters, wild animals or creepy people.
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357. There's only ever one detective at a crime scene.
358. It's possible to steal a corpse from a crime scene, and move it elsewhere without anyone seeing you.
359. All evil people smile like this ^~^
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360. People can tell what you're thinking if it's (in parentheses).

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A note left by the victim is ALWAYS a fake. ALWAYS.
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362. If your pissed enough, you can throw your wig.
363. If your angry/ fereaked out enough, you can smush your face. :wellington-crazy:
364. If you get disembarred, your automatically a hobo. :hobohodo:
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191. Defense Attorneys always point with their left hand, except they are in the helper stand.

Ah, yes; true, true! Though, it's most likely done for them to avoid covering themselves with their arm.
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240: You can fit Tigers and Monkey's in your pockets.

365) Don't forget scooters!
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265)You can have a endless supply of monocoles.

366) And glasses.
367) What would normally be considered as maroon/wine/pink/purple is red as far as the record is concerned.
368) Ergo, the color of the suit that a certain Miles Edgeworth wears is RED.
369) You have an impersonator who has the same impossible hairstyle as you.
370) Every good, turnabout defense attorney has spiky hair, regardless if it's "natural" or is gelled (except if you're a Mia Fey).
371) Said spiky hair can actually be natural.
372) Plan B is the only way to go.
373) The criteria for a lawyer's assistant (both for the defense and the prosecution): female; not older than a teenager; has a ponytail/topknot.
374) You can answer a cellphone during a trial.
375) You can throw said cellphone across the courtroom.
376) When you throw said cellphone, it comes in a little gray box (GS 2-4).
377) Every once in while, someone turns out to be related to someone else.
Still wonder why I wasn't surprised at the Apollo-Trucy connection?
378) The first prosecutor you'll face off in the courtroom is always Mr. Payne (except if you're a Mia Fey).
379) Your thoughts are written in blue.
380) All female attorneys have a mole on their face.
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Karmi-Sempai wrote:
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240: You can fit Tigers and Monkey's in your pockets.

365) Don't forget scooters!

381 - And Vans. (1-3)
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373) The criteria for a lawyer's assistant (both for the defense and the prosecution): female; not older than a teenager.

Mia Fey wants you to chat with her chanelled spirit. :grossburg:
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382. If you're a murderer, you must have an epic breakdown.
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383. Edgeworth does indeed inspire frothing desire from the female masses.
384. Edgeworth's sighs smell like citrus fruit.
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385) A Miles Edgeworth does not wear a cravat but a jabot.
386) The cleanest place in the Wright & Co. Law Offices is its restroom.
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387)In the future, there is no pizza D:
388)IN USA, YOU TAKE PICTURES. IN SOVIET RUSSIA, PICTURES TAKE YOU!
389)In soviet russia, cards cheat you!
390)All your proof are belong to us.
391)We won't die in 2012.
392)A snackoo in need is a snackoo indeed.
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ShoySlayer wrote:
391)We won't die in 2012.

This: Pure genius!

393) Women hate pants.
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Edgeworth: D-do I really inspire this sort of frothing desire from the female masses?

394) Even someone as hot as Edgeworth doesn't know he has fangirls.
395) Renown prosecutors can speak German.
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371) Said spiky hair can actually be natural.

396) Ergo, Phoenix Wright's hair is natural.
397) The number seven is an unlucky number (since it's always connected to tragedy).


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Karmi-Sempai wrote:
392) Women hate pants.

That has to be 393. :grossburg:

398) You can become a prosecutor even if nobody knows your name.
399) If someone wants you to go, you can stay as long as you want to.
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400) Trials are exactly the same for underaged people as for adults
401) If you shoot a 45-gun, you will probably dislocate your shoulder. Unless you are 14 years old.
402) A potassium cyniade poisoning in a restaurant is not premeditated.
403) A prosecutor, while being abroad, finds out of every new prosecutor in his home country.
404) Winking causes your breasts to bounce.
405) Until they are found guilty of murder, witnesses can testify an unlimited amount of times.
406) You can use evidence of the future in the past
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407. The Judge will always favor the Prosecution...even if he is Winston Payne
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408) Mafia bosses under the age of 60 have cute eyes.
409) So do pianists under the age of 18.
410) A noodle stand has never been used as a murder weapon.
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I don't know if I repeated somethings but what the heck

411. If you present the magatama to someone, he/she/it won't notice it
412. almost all the final witnesses are the killers
413. the assistant is smarter than the attorney
414. the defendant can couch the defense attorney
415. the only voice you'll ever hear are from the lawyers
416. a radio can actually testify
417. having a bullet lunged in you for sixteen years does not kill you :karma:
418. actors tend to scare people :will:
419. you can take evidence from the future to the past
420. defense attorneys are chosen by there skills in poker


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421)In court, you can wear underpants and no-one will notice because of your bench.
422)You can have a phone in court.
423)A phone can always have a cheezy tune.
424)Megaman will probably not live in 20XX.
425)You can whistle with your hand.
426)Too bad you can't do protoman's whistle.
427)protoman won't live in 20XX.
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428)You can have Japanese counterparts that look exactly like you and have went through the same plot. At the same time.
429)Court Judges gain the power of immortality
430)A prosecutor assaulting a DA is perfectly legal within and outside court.
431)A prosecutor assaulting a member of the law enforcement is also legal
432)A prosecutor assaulting a judge is legal
433)Japanese culture has taken over California by 20XX.
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434) Fat lawyers have large, expensive paintings (worth at least 3 million) that are given to arrogant CEO's because of blackmail.
435) You can fall off a burning bridge into a river where dead bodies are hardly ever found and survive - with only a cold
436) People wearing visors are java-addicts.
437) Stay away from French restaurants with few customers.
438) Acrobats on wheelchairs can magically bring birds into the courtroom, which often peck the defense attorney
439) If the prosecutor puts his hand on his desk, a cup of coffee, perfectly blended, appears from thin air and lands in his hand - without spilling a single drop.
440) The rest of the court does not notice the magically appearing coffee.
441) When a lawyer presses a witness or finds a contradiction, a large graphic appears in the courtroom, and no one notices.
442) You get shot for so many things in Texas
443) Never go to Texas
444) Cowboy patrolmen can investigate crime scenes
445) If a lunchlady was formerly a detective, then she can be the one who can give an official description of the case at hand to the court.
446) It snows near Los Angeles.
447) Every single murder plot is complex.
448) Fat lawyers can get kicked, punched, and slapped by their understudy without anyone ever seeing it - in the middle of a courtroom.
449) Cute girls are suspicious. :chinami:
450) The prosecutor's office can hire rock stars
451) If you have a green "9" necklace and you have it while talking to someone with secrets, the place's colors will be inverted and you'll see giant locks appear in front of who you're talking to.
452) You can easily impersonate lawyers who have blue suits and spiky hair.
453) You can fool the court with a cardboard badge.
454) Old men are linked to 15-year-old murder cases :yogi:
455) A judge can not be a judge without having a huge beard.
(edit) 456) CEO actually stands for Chief Expansion Official.
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456) Never underestimate old men :karma: :damon:
457) Your whole case can be affected if someone accidently touches the back of their head, looks at the person next to them or swallows.
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458) A fool can be foolish.
459) A fool can be foolishly foolish.
460) A Franziska von Karma needs to use a thesaurus.
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461) Saying the word fool repedetly will make you look smart.
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462) Ghosts are admissible in a court of law.
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463= You can whip a Judge The Defense and the Witness' without being charged for assault.
464= You can wear red mask on your face
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466.* The Police never get the right person. And if they do, it's an accident.
(Becuase the Numbers have been messed up since AbsoluteZero255's post.)
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467- People can wear really puffy sleeves, have blue hair and can STILL look hot (well, in franzy's case anyway.. :franny: )
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468-Defense Aides don't need to be qualifyed for anything.
469-Asians aren't the only perfectionists.
470-Everyone's name is a pun of some sort.
471-In 2016, Quantum Physics will be taught to 2nd Graders
472-Some Japanese cult people settled in Los Angelos way before anyone else did.
473-If it exists, there IS Edgeworth drawn/written/paired up with it.
474-Don't use supernatural phenomena to help solve a murder.
475-The courtroom is not always serious business.
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473-If it exists, there IS Edgeworth drawn/written/paired up with it.

That's like an amendment of Rule 34.
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476. A missing woman can be followed by the government for over 17 years, her children not even knowing she's still alive and still be counted as legally dead.
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476. A missing woman can be followed by the government for over 17 years, her children not even knowing she's still alive and still be counted as legally dead.


Well, in her defense, she DID change her name and look, to avoid being a public outcast...
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477. There is a stare more powerful than weegee´s! :damon:
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478. Attorney Wright gets bitten by invisible snake.
479. To catch an assassin, put a camera in a bear.
480. Don't keep money in a wallet
481. If you don't have money for electricity, put some instant noodles in a microwave.
482. Edgeworth is epic
484. Magicians must have a giant wooden thing twice the size of them hidden perfectly.
485. You are not a lawyer if you did see 483 between 482 and 484.
486. Murderers get shocked by lightning inside.
483. This is Yanni Yogi's property. (#483, that is)
487. To get a lot of fans, get big breasts.
487B. Except for VG Cats #254- They're Heeere...
488. If you drink no more or less than 17 cups of coffee, you're going to be popular.
489. Being able to charge a Magatama means you're an 8-year old who can become a 27-year old in a snap. Read 487 why that is.

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490.It's easy to fool people into thinking you are an attorney with a badly cut out cardboard circle and a feltip pen. NOT TO MENTION RED SKIN.
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491. You can drink 17 cups of black coffee and not die of caffeine poisoning or drinking too much liquid.
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492. Logic is exclussive to wine-dressed prosecutors.
493. A teenage thief with extremely long hair can be a prosecutor's assistant.
494. Even the coldest of prosecutors can be a Steel Samurai fanboy.
495. Carnage is a first name.

496. Redd is a first name.
497. Bellboys don't have names.
498. All bellboys look exactly the same, or there is only one bellboy in existance.
499. Handheld radios can express how an assassin feels at the moment.
500. When a mother finds out that her daughters have broken a legendary sacred vase containing souls, she takes a picture of them.
501. Once they start calling you "Rookie Killer", you'll lose to at least 3 rookies, and probably more.
502. Beards are inheritable.
503. All judges must have an IQ of under 50, and no name.
504. Plastic surgery can turn you into the exact clone of another person, and nobody won't notice you were under the knife.
505. Your best weapon at poker is a weird-dressed 8 to 15 year-old with a tophat and a wooden puppet of twice her height.
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491. You can drink 17 cups of black coffee and not die of caffeine poisoning or drinking too much liquid.

and can stand in a trial for a long period of time without ever having to use the toilet..
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492. Logic is exclussive to wine-dressed prosecutors.

It ain't wine - it's Fuchsia!
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506) Prosecutors should not wear fuschia/maroon/burgundy/wine-red/pink suits. It gets their fangrils/fanboys arguing like schoolchildren.
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506) Prosecutors should not wear fuschia/maroon/burgundy/wine-red/pink suits. It gets their fangrils/fanboys arguing like schoolchildren.

You don't need to worry about arguing anymore. Femme Fatale already confirmed it's fuchsia.
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