Hug an Edgeworth today <3
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...
.....
Uh oh. This doesn't look good .........
HE'S GONNA BLOOOOOOOOWWWW! *BEWM!!!*
*slow mo* NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Thank you very much Deefunx for the sig ^_^
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... ..... Uh oh. This doesn't look good ......... HE'S GONNA BLOOOOOOOOWWWW! *BEWM!!!*
*slow mo* NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IM FREE!!!~~~~~
*eats jerky* *assults*
~There's Some Sorrow In Every Life~
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Hey Maya!
Hey Nick...Meeeew
Hey....what was that? Ah! Erm...nothing..... Niiiick??
Whaaaat?MEEEEW!
You didn't did you? What? You ATE Shoe?!
No! My baby!
What? He looked like cassarole!
Daian gets what he wants.
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Wrighto, been swimming? Im banned.
Why? Trapped 3 kids under me. I have to appear in court tomorrow.
PEARL?
*peel's of Nick's back*
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... ...HOMPHOO PHOO PHOO PHOO
What was that? I dunno.PHOO PHOO PHOO
What is that, really? I don't know. It's coming from underneath you. What!?PHOO PHOO PHOO
Nick! This dog's been humping your leg! So that's what it was. I couldn't tell because I couldn't see it from up here. My stomach is blocking my view of my feet!
PHOO PHOO PHOO Those socks look dirty. I'm wearing socks!? I probably put them on two weeks ago!
Speed up, n00b
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, , and are going to a drive-in*
(Seller): What do you want? : Give me a number six with extra dip : I take a number nine. Get me a number nine, just like his. : I have a large number ten, two number nine, one with cheese, a number six with extra dip, three number 1. And a large soda!
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: Why are you trying to eat that thing?
: Since fatto-the-wrighto got into this prison for eating the judge, I don't have anything else to eat.
太多時間
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You're so fat, you jumped in the air and got stuck! H-Hey! XD
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Order in the court! Er... I'll have fifty double cheese burgers... Er... Give me sixty five portions of twelve chicken nuggets... thirty one curry dips... Two hundred fries... What are you looking at Maya? ...
... ...All: ...
Mighty Pirate, really!
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- "Are you here for the investigation, or to eat? Please be the investigation..."
- *throws his hair piece* - "This doesn't taste good at all, but thank you for the offering." - "Why were you dating my client, Phoenix Wright?"
- "When I saw him, it was love at first sight!" - "..." - "..." - "No seriously, why?"
- "Just look at the evidence!" - "Um, where is it?" - "It's circling around you, you have your own gravitational pull, Mr. Wright!!"
- "FATULOUS! ... Errrr... I mean, fabulous!!"
- "Ah, hello, young lady! Name's Maya, right? What can I do for you and your elephant today?" - "Um... hello, I-"
- "GADZOOKS!!! Your elephant can talk!!" - "I can see through all your lies, Cody. It's my super power."
- "Wow! Do you eat them too?!"
- "Good night, my little defense attorney." ZAP!
- "..." - ZAP! - "..." - ZAP! - "..." - ZAP! - "WHAT THE HELL!?" - "Why'd you stop? You almost got that itch I've had these past three weeks!"
Fabu♥
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You just made me laugh for a good 3 minutes XD
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You're so fat, you jumped in the air and got stuck! H-Hey! XDI remember that joke from Russel Peters' stand up comedy
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I have no choice but to leave you, Nixxi. WHA!? Why? You fell in love and broke it.
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Congratulations.
I think I just broke my ribs laughing. Oh, wait...
Wide Phoenix is wide.
Okay, NOW my ribs are broken. :P
I do not tolerate bullies. Good day.
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This made my day <3
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*sigh* It's such a nice sunny day out here at the beach-Greenpeace: SAVE THE WHALES! SAVE THE WHALES!
WHA??Greenpeace: *shoves Phoenix into the ocean*
Nick! I'm back with the ice cream cones! .....
Nick?
~~~
Wow Mr. Grossburg! You're really really skinny! You're not anorexic are you??
Erm...no I don't think so... Oh wait, it's because you're standing next to Nick. Nevermind. .....
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BIKE MONEY!
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*sigh* It's such a nice sunny day out here at the beach-Greenpeace: SAVE THE WHALES! SAVE THE WHALES!
WHA??Greenpeace: *shoves Phoenix into the ocean*
Nick! I'm back with the ice cream cones! .....
Nick?
Easily my favourite 'funny' in this topic!
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Damnit Wright! Get out of the way! I already had to pay for gas three times just trying to drive around you! Not my problem. The money's from your deducted salary. WHAT!? So I suggest you move to...I dunno...China or something. ....
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*whimper* What's wrong, Nick? Everyone picks on me because I'm fat. Aw, come on, Nick. Who was picking on you for being fat? Grossberg and Sal Manilla.
LOL ur t3h tuBBy!111!111!!!! f@t@$$ ph@tty!11!!!! You're fatter than the fattest lemon I've ever laid my eyes on! Ah, the days of my youth...
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*acro tears* > Runs away and locks himself in a closert in the court-room with several tubs of ice cream.
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*acro tears* > Runs away and locks himself in a closert in the court-room with several tubs of ice cream.I feel so bad for Phoenix now ^^; Poor tubby Phoenix. I blame McDonalds!
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Phoenix, you've been in there for hours. Come out. It's not the end of the world. I can't come out. It's not so bad, Phoenix. No, I can't come out. I ate all the ice-cream and got stuck in here! I can't reach the door!
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I'm still stuck in here... Don't worry Nick! *greases the doorframe* You should be able to get out now. ...still can't get out... Fine, time for plan B. HEY NICK! I GOT A TWINKIE! TWINKIE!!!!!!!!!!!! *CRASH*
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TWINKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!O_O Must have! XD
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, , and are going to a drive-in* (Seller): What do you want? : Give me a number six with extra dip : I take a number nine. Get me a number nine, just like his. : I have a large number ten, two number nine, one with cheese, a number six with extra dip, three number 1. And a large soda! 
San Andreas quotes for the win!
(age 17) Hey Grossberg, I bet you couldn't stuff 11 lemons up your nose! (age 19) You're on!And that's why :D
Autumn leaves
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Floating down through these autumn leaves,
My heart, for a moment, stops.
My eyes are empty, my face emotionless,
Because nothing can hurt me now.
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I'm sorry ma'am, you can't park your van in a court room. Eh? What van? Oh, my apologies. Hey, Your Honor. It's not a van, it's just Wright.~~~
All right sir, I'm going to need those two hams back. I... I don't have any hams. Lift up your shirt sir.
Wh-WHAT? Oh,You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat guy. Sorry about that fatty, fat, fatty. Hey Bruce, he's just a fat guy! Aren't ya fatty? He's a big ol' fat guy. Here's some chocolate fatso. Thanks!Last edited by LySs on Thu May 03, 2007 9:56 pm, edited 1 time in total.
For Great Justice!
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I can't help but feel someone might be slightly offended though. I mean, so what if Phoenix was fat? That's like saying, "Ho-ho, what if Phoenix was a midget!?"Don't get the wrong idea. I'm not mad at anyone. In fact, I think it's a funny topic. But I do think it promotes discriminatory views of people who are overweight. And this is nobody's fault. In fact, it's just me thinking too much into things.
Before you get any ideas, no, I'm not fat. Given the choice I'd be slim and athletic, but that's not so easy for us video game players.
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Yeah, not happy the GIF washed all the colour out, but it was a quick and dirty 'chop.
For Great Justice!
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Anyway I'm not against anyone who's overweight, I just find the jokes funny because I don't take them seriously. (and no, I'm not fat)
Hell, people have made jokes about Jewish people, I'm Jewish and I didn't really care because I know they weren't serious :/ (However if someone called me by a racial slang for a Jewish person, then I'd get pissed)
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You havent met my friend then XD He's scary when it comes to fat people! He hates them (I don't obviously XD (No, I'm not fat, I'm underweight :P))
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Deep in Obie City...
l13k h3lp u5!!!!11 Somebody wants us to lose weight the old fashioned way! Help us! I almost died the last time I ran! This looks like a job for...
Phoenix runs into a phone booth he barely fits in and struggles to close the door. Inside he changes clothes.
...THE FAT PHOENIX!Phoenix shows up.
Don't worry! Losing weight for you fat dudes will be, like, refreshing like a spring breeze! First, we'll start with some running drills... Leave those obese citizens alone! Like, dude! It's The Fat Phoenix! TAKE THIS!Phoenix sits down on Matt's ribcage.
ACK! I GIVE I GIVE I GIVE! LOLZ pwNz0rz!!1211!1111 The day was saved by The Fat Phoenix! Now he can help us lose weight the fast and convenient way! As soon as you find out how to do that, let me know! Stay safe citizens!Phoenix flies in the air away from the city.
Fat Phoenix, I didn't know you could fly! I'm flying?Phoenix falls down from a very high distance from the air and cracks the pavement.
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Da dum dum chush! (Yes, that was a drum beat ^_^;)
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~There's Some Sorrow In Every Life~
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Hey, we need to rent a boat.
Sure thing miss, is it to take your whale for a swim? Ahem Holy mackrel! It talks! Erm, this is Phoenix... Oh, well....you'll be wantin' two boats then, hmm?
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So where did you get the twinkie from? I didn't. I just pointed to the school bus out the window. Oh okay. So where'd he go? ........ Oh crap.... HANG ON KIDS! WE'RE COMING!!!
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@_@
Don't worry, I'm a doctor! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me too :D I'll take the guy with the ASBO I said I was sorry. you ate Pearl... AGAIN. *eating Pearl* ...
Lolwut?
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That or I am a glutton for punishment...ooh, bad pun
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*shrug*
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