Hey bartender, who's leg do I have to hump to get a martini around here?
Soooooo not a Nazi!
Gender: Male
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:54 pm
Posts: 284
I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride. I'm wanted (WANTED!) dead or alive!
= awesomeness
Double-Edged Sword
Gender: Female
Location: Cyberspace
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:34 pm
Posts: 56
: Hugging!
: Hello, Miles. : Hello, Phoenix.
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Daian gets what he wants.
Gender: None specified
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:20 pm
Posts: 423
: WE GOT WOOD.Got wood? D:
Soooooo not a Nazi!
Gender: Male
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:54 pm
Posts: 284
I'm in denial that I'm not acutally a cowboy!
= awesomeness
I change this icon finally.
Gender: Male
Location: Purgatory
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:44 am
Posts: 54
Damn, birds... Why Mystic Maya and Mr. Nick? Why not Mr. Nick and Eh-ji-wurth? I suppose I'll have the garden salad. Most of my lunches contain lethal amounts of sodium and people.Not the most original, but hey at least I tried.
Gender: None specified
Location: Erm. Denial?
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Mon Apr 30, 2007 7:06 pm
Posts: 95
I'm actually 20. I pet cute little kitties. I DO NOT have a live badger stuck up my ass. MAGIC IS FOR SATANISTS! I have a fan! Yay! I'm from Alaska! I'm crying se-
ALONE TIME JOKES ARE MINE DAMMIT!
WHAR DO I PUT THIS HERE TREE?!?
"What is this...?"
Gender: None specified
Location: Shanghai, China
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:21 am
Posts: 194
Hey- over there looks great! Screw this "lolicon" business, I want some geriatric love here! Why does Mr. Nick have a hat on? And who's that lady with the bag that's throwing food at me? (time paradox)
Future Edgeworth!
Attorney at daytime, Detective at night
Gender: None specified
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Sun Apr 22, 2007 2:01 pm
Posts: 24
Hold it!
Please, don't yell your objections out loud, my hears hurt. I don't see why should I apologize.:
I got promoted!
Soooooo not a Nazi!
Gender: Male
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:54 pm
Posts: 284
: : MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! : : MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! : : MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! : : SNAAAAAAAAAKKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!SNAKE!SNAKE!SNAKE!SNAKE! OH IT'S A SNAAAKE!
= awesomeness
Built For The Kill
Gender: Male
Location: Massachussetts
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Feb 28, 2007 9:24 am
Posts: 1559
Please, don't yell your objections out loud, my hears hurt.Actually, the Judge does say that the objections were too loud once. :/
I do not tolerate bullies. Good day.
Shake it up, baby, now, TWIST AND SHOUT!
Gender: Male
Location: Back in the U.S.S.R.
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Sun Apr 22, 2007 5:19 pm
Posts: 1914
: : MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! : : MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! : : MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! : : SNAAAAAAAAAKKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!SNAKE!SNAKE!SNAKE!SNAKE! OH IT'S A SNAAAKE!WEEEEEEBLE!!!!!
my my, the weather report was great this morning!
Soooooo not a Nazi!
Gender: Male
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:54 pm
Posts: 284
Texas is bad. Bush was born there. That makes it VERY BAD!
= awesomeness
clueless
Gender: None specified
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:29 am
Posts: 31
o wait... that wasn't funny.
I once went a whole day without saying like. I bet you 5 dollars I can do it again. O well, I lost that case, no big deal, I guess he was really innocent after all.
I love this gravy I'm drinkin, or is it chocolate milk. Or something alchoholic? I'm not going to use my cell phone today. I won't object to that. maya and Mr. Wright are just co-workers, no secret love affairs there.:wendy-oldbag: o Phoenix-poo.
I'm gonna smile all day.
hey I'm in maya's body. Sweet, I can do anything I want and Maya will never know I did it in her body. Let's go streaking! I hate women.(I could keep goin and goin)
Worthy's Girl. Den Mother. PxE Shipper
Gender: Female
Location: Somewhere In Dream Time (Maine) having tea with Miles Edgeworth and discussing fanfiction.
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:27 pm
Posts: 2919
I'm sorry. I was mistaken. No hard feelings?
Kickin' AWESOME Sig By Elriel! Avatar Artwork by Enrychan (Commission)! Thanks! :)
"Bravo! Another triumph for deductive reasoning!"--SH (Michael Caine)
clueless
Gender: None specified
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:29 am
Posts: 31
what's up with that 8 year old girl staring at me? omg! that weather girl, llike, totally like, said it wa sgonna like, be a tornado so i like, brought why anti-tornado umbrella, but there was no like, tornado.:marshall: Hola senoirita.
<insert fast speech with no awkward pauses> ya know, I'm like cyclops from x-men. I could totally kill u with these eyes. I'm so good at my job, and the ladies love me for my hair. I will be back I do look like a werewolf don't I. whips are overrated. I use long range tasers.
PEEEEEEEEACE YO!!!!!!!!!!! The reason I say Pal so much is cuz my dog's name is Pal, and I look upon everyone as a dog, and Im the master
I'm faking a smile because those girls over there are checkin me out
clueless
Gender: None specified
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:29 am
Posts: 31
I'm not a killer I'm a cutter and I worship the devil i like to sit in my office all day playing with my toy gun
Mighty Pirate, really!
Gender: None specified
Location: Insert Funny Location Here, Am Busy
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:30 am
Posts: 336
- "Can someone help me? Someone glued this damned visor to my face while I was asleep! It's not freaking funny!" - "Such a shame that you caught von Karma, Mr. Wright. One more trial, and he would have had my job."
- "Silence is golden, whippersnapper!" - "Yes, real men wear Hawaiian shirts, why do you ask?" - "Um... ahem... no... I cannot preform a sex change operation... it is... uh... ahem... against my hippocratic oath."
- "I think next I'll try dreadlocks!" <-
Commander Shepard
Gender: Male
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:19 pm
Posts: 221
Hey guys! What's up?
I'm gay! Tea, please. Your skills as a defense attorney are unrivaled, Mr. Wright. Wait a minute.... 
I have a girlfriend!
clueless
Gender: None specified
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:29 am
Posts: 31
feed me.... god i hate my life. Some1 shoot me. I'd never do that!(would some1 tell me how to get those dam spoiler tags to work?????)
Worthy's Girl. Den Mother. PxE Shipper
Gender: Female
Location: Somewhere In Dream Time (Maine) having tea with Miles Edgeworth and discussing fanfiction.
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:27 pm
Posts: 2919
Kickin' AWESOME Sig By Elriel! Avatar Artwork by Enrychan (Commission)! Thanks! :)
"Bravo! Another triumph for deductive reasoning!"--SH (Michael Caine)
Mad Genius
Gender: None specified
Location: Arizona
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Thu May 10, 2007 4:40 am
Posts: 29
"Oh foofie...I broke a nail..." "An iced tea for me, please..." "So, like, I was totally down at the mall..." "Nick...you, me, bedroom. Now." "Feh, I'll just make some ramen for dinner..."
HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN
Gender: Female
Location: De'Killer Mansion
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Tue May 08, 2007 1:30 am
Posts: 371
"Dont worry, everyone is a little nervious on their first case. I'm sure you'll do a fine job." "Dont worry about loseing. You did your best and thats what makes me proud." "Rules were made to be broken and evidence was ment to be fabricated, heh heh heh!" "I'll never allow it! Mr.Nick your not good enough for Maya!"
"Ramen? Ugh that stuff is so bad for you!" "And coffee too. I really need to cut down on my caffeen intake." "It's all a lie! Your the only person I ever really loved nick!" "I have been paying close attention this entire case and must say the prosecution's actions are appaluing! I find you in compemt of court Mr.Edgeworth."
"Long as I get paid. Why the hell should I care what happens to you after that?" "I'm sorry I was so mean to you." "Your the best friend I ever had Juan."
"Guilty, innocent, who cares! Long as I get paid." "Prosecuting is just a job, my real passion is playing the narrator for children's masterpice theater!"
"You have no idea what a hassle these things are! My back is always killing me..."
*bring your eye bleach*
Hello Dollie
Gender: Male
Location: Ithaca, NY
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sat Apr 21, 2007 11:09 pm
Posts: 59
Tea is the best drink!
Proud PxM shipper.
Gender: Female
Location: A dark scary place with enchanted creatures.
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:03 am
Posts: 1516
I don't WANNA burger, Nick! I wanna salad! Mystic Maya?! She's no role modol! Texas? Never heard of such a place. I'm an eskemo from Alaska. I'm feeling lucky! Could you please not use such big words? I do not understand what you're saying.
Click sig to go to my sig thread. If you would like one, you may request. Devoted Phoenix and Maya shipper. Also a Diego and Mia shipper.My fanfic thread. Law, Lust, and Coffee currently ongoing (Miego).
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Absolutely not a robot
Gender: Male
Location: Illinois
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:24 am
Posts: 8
I just won the lottery for the 8th day in a row!
Absolutely not a robot
Gender: Male
Location: Illinois
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:24 am
Posts: 8
I just won the lottery for the 8th day in a row!
I seized fate by the neck alright...
Gender: Female
Location: Stalking K'.
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Thu Apr 19, 2007 2:39 pm
Posts: 516
"Protons and neutrons are fermions, with different value of the isospin quantum number, so two protons and two neutrons can share the same space wave function. In the rare case of a hypernucleus, a third baryon called a hyperon, with a different value of the strangeness quantum number can also share the wave function." "I hate my master!"
"I'mma chatot!" +Total silence.+ "...You know what? I think I need insurance. And a fire extinguisher."
"Stop staring there or I will kick you so hard that your intestines come out your throat, bub."
Stepladder!
Gender: Female
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Fri Oct 15, 2010 10:52 pm
Posts: 29
Who wants some Kool-Aid~?! Actually, I only took your case because I was worried that anyone else would actually defend your guilty ***. I-I actually hurt you?! I am sorry! Let me lend you my first aid kit!
TEE HEE HEE WATCH THIS WHALE~
Gender: Female
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Sat Oct 23, 2010 3:37 am
Posts: 22
Kittens? I'm more of a bear person.
Bears? I'm more of a cat person. I'm not gay. Do you want a hug? Some candy? A gift? Let's ALL be friends! Yay!!!
I have a whole game dedicated to me!
Avatar and Signature made by Skyebell!
Aka Miss Fortune / Sir Prize
Gender: Male
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Thu Aug 12, 2010 5:40 pm
Posts: 390
: Hey look, a stepladder.
The Ace Attorney's Magical Daughter
Gender: Female
Location: Austria
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Tue Sep 07, 2010 2:16 pm
Posts: 817
"Now... does anybody have a song-request?" "Take that case? Nah, looks way to hopeless. I'll go ride the Ferris Wheel instead. It's not like I was, afraid of heights or something after all."
*spining a leek*"Zarap zap za, zaribidabiding... "Your Honor, please listen to the Defense! He just had the most clever idea of a cleverly clever genius!" "Excuse me for the delay. I was playing WoW all night."
"I totally wanna be a junkfood-eating detective when I grow up!" "Chess? That's for loosers! Let's Poker!"
"Eh? But I wanted to play chess..." "Nothing fatty for me, please. I'm on a diet." "Ich kann absolut korrektes, fliesendes Deutsch sprechen. Ich meine, warum sollte ich denn nur mir einzelnen Wörtern um mich werfen? Weil's cool klingt? Das ist doch absoluter Schwachsinn! So, und jetzt geh ich und bringe meinem völlig nicht-psychopatischen Bruder eine CD von Mozart."
"I see dead people!" "Hey! I found 5 Dollar!"
"Come on, sis, give me a biiiiig hug!!!!! I want to go out and pick some pretty flowers with you!"
"My sister? my sister was an evil bitch who killed exclusively for her own gain! She had no redeeming qualities except our genetics of surpreme beauty! She disgusts me!"
"Mommy, Mommy, I scored 100% on the spelling test!" "There's some woman stalking me! It's creepy! Make her go away!" "Ah, Mr. Wright, don't worry about that fake card-thing! You're still the coolest person in the world and I, like, totally look up to you!"
...Because I felt the need to advertise my fanfic with a self-drawn, animated banner. Yes, I'm obsessed, why do you ask?
Don't hurt me...
Gender: None specified
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Sat Oct 23, 2010 2:33 am
Posts: 37
"Don't worry!!! I know that you're innocent! I'll get you declared 'not guilty' and I'll do it legally too!" "I dunno wut yu gaiz r sayin." "What? You need money? No problem! I lend you some... interest free!!!" "Go kill yourself, asswipe!" "Now that my brother is in a coma, I totally have a shot at getting Regina to go out with me." "I support womens' rights."
Masked Guy
Gender: Male
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Wed Nov 25, 2009 8:08 pm
Posts: 68
My Chords of Steel aren't functioning. Mia, I hate you.
Excuse me, I'll no more make coffee.
Je voudrais une anana, s'il vous plait.
Gender: Female
Location: East Coast of the US of A
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Sun Jul 04, 2010 3:44 am
Posts: 287
GET OUT OF THIS HOTEL RIGHT NOW. Viola! I hate you, you're creepy and weird and your grandfather scares the crap out of me and the real Phoenix Wright is the handsomest devil I've ever seen in my life!! I LOVE YOU IRIS. NOW COME HERE AND GIVE ME A HUG!
"Dilon mein tum apne betabiyaan leke chal rahe ho, toh zinda ho tum..."
"If you carry impatience in your heart, you are alive..."
I'm not a lawyer, I'm a hedgehog!
Gender: Female
Location: United States
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:38 pm
Posts: 120
Sometimes, through defeat, we achieve a greater victory than we would through victory itself.
There are no facts, only interpretations. The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it. Although the most acute judges of the witches and even the witches themselves, were convinced of the guilt of witchery, the guilt nevertheless was non-existent. It is thus with all guilt.Anyone who can tell me the similarity between these quotes gets an internet
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Avatar by Elriel, sig by Vikinator.
I'm bad at puzzle solving..
Gender: Female
Location: The land of depressing weather.
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:17 am
Posts: 421
: Crime?! I wouldn't even think of doing such a horrendous thing!: Oh, hello, defendant. Don't worry, I'm sure to get you a Guilty verdict!: That is enough! I will hear no more objections in this court EVER AGAIN!: The weather girl was wrong, but I don't mind.: Magic? That sucks! Here, come play video games!
: Oh dear! Did I hurt you?! I didn't mean to do that! Here's a bandage!
: Science is for losers!
Professor Layton & The Lost Future. Best game ever.
I live everywhere and nowhere, usually as Kumori. My YouTube is 'WoodULikeSumCatFood', shamelessly ripped from a friend of mine.
The protagonists of my fangame!
Gender: None specified
Location: Behind you...
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:26 am
Posts: 55
I'm perfectly OK with the idea of 2 people of the same gender in a relationship.
Good afternoon Ms. Fey. I was wondering if you would like to pay a visit to my place of residence and join me, Trucy, and Cody tonight for some...activities? Sure! I got a penalty. Whoop-de-doo.
You're right, I can't just keep Pearl isolated in this backwater village forever. Especially if I want her to be the master in the future. I'll let you take her with you.
Excellent.
With extra sugar please.
Gender: Male
Location: Should I say it really?
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Tue Sep 27, 2011 7:57 pm
Posts: 29
I SAID COFFEE,NOT TEA!!!
The protagonists of my fangame!
Gender: None specified
Location: Behind you...
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:26 am
Posts: 55
I never stole anything in my life! SPLENDIFEROUS IS NOT A WORD, YOU LANGUAGE-RAPING NUMBSKULL! I'm back from the gym!
I'm sorry for being rude.
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