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Image Seriously, where did the "Gant Rape Time" come from?
:gant: I'll show you boy!
Imageeep... TELL ME SO I KNOW HOW TO STOP HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:gant: TOO LATE! (tackles Dofa)
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Dofa wrote:
Image Seriously, where did the "Gant Rape Time" come from?
:gant: I'll show you boy!
Imageeep... TELL ME SO I KNOW HOW TO STOP HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:gant: TOO LATE! (tackles Dofa)


*Backs slowly away*
I yell "OBJECTION!" in the court sometimes!
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:phoenix: I got a candy bar!
:maya: I got bubble gum!~
:godot: I got a lollipop.
:edgeworth: ....I got a rock...
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And now for something completely different...
The Great Camping Escapade!!

:godot: Hey, swine.
:phoenix: Meh.
:edgeworth: ....
:godot: ...You two need to get out more.
:phoenix: Bullsh*t......Edgeworth, close the drapes, that strange ball of light came back...
:godot: Too bad, the title says we're going camping.
:igiari:
:odo-objection: HEY! YOU, YOU, AND YOU! ALL OUT! IT'S MY GAME NOW! SHOO! SHOO!
:phoenix: wtf ever, loser.*walks away*
:edgeworth: .....*follows suit*
:godot: Your mom's a ho! *boot'd*
:kyouya: See? You have to be assertive. Then people will do your bidding. Now, GET ME A SODA! *E Chord* NOOOOWWWW!
:odoroki: YES SIR!

:yuusaku: Well that ending was dissatisfying.
:gant: Indubitably. *eyes*
:yuusaku: .....*shifts away quickly*

:zenitora: This failed like a 3 year old on the SATs.....
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:phoenix: Guess what? Only a few more weeks until the thanksgiving jokes pour in!
:polly: .......
:maya: THERE IT IS! TACKLE IT, PEARLS!
:phoenix: Guys...it's not for a few weeks.
:pearl: We're assuming that's how long it'll take to catch dinner.
:nick-sweat: O-kay....But, Girls? Try not to make the cravatberry sauce again this year. It's embarrassing to get beat up by a guy who wears pink...
:edgeworth: MAGENTA!!!
:nick-sweat: WHATEVER.
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Image OH RIGHT! I forgot all about Thanksgiving! I'll make the pumpkin pie!
:enguard!: I'll get the gravy!
:maya: I'll fire up the grill!
Image Why?
:maya-shock: BURGERS!!!!!
Image Oh right.
:gymshoe: I'll get the noodles.
:chef: I'll get z'e lobstar!
:jake: I'll get the New York steak!
Image New York?
:marhsal: Er...uh...I mean Texas!
Image Thats what I thought.
:godot: I'll get the coffee.
:franny: I'll get the German sausages.
Image You weren't invited.
Image :ka-whip: OOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!
:zenitora: I'll get the Rigatonies, boss.
:gant: And I'll provide the milk!
Image :maya: :franny: :godot: :jake: :sadshoe: :zenitora: NNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
:grossburg: I'll provide the lemons!
:edgeworth: I'll provide the tea!
:igarashi: And I got the bird seeds. PIDGEONS!!!!!!!
Image Then its settled. We are all going to have Thanksgiving together.
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:hobohodo: And thats how I became a hobo.
:odoroki: Did that even make sense? You just walked up to me and said 'And thats how I became a hobo.'
:hobohodo: And I stand by that story.
:odoroki: WHAT STORY!?
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:karma: hey do you want to see who screams loader?
:zenitora: sure why not.
:karma-scream:& :zenny: URGRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:edgeworth: FATHER stop! the whole universe is going to die!
:karma-scream:& :zenny: URGRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *the whole universe explodes*


THE END...?
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MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I HAZ YUR COFFE
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RazeTora wrote:
:phoenix: I got a candy bar!
:maya: I got bubble gum!~
:godot: I got a lollipop.
:edgeworth: ....I got a rock...

Great Pumpkin FTW
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Mighty Pirate, really!

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*in the same style as the 9000 gag...*

Spoiler: Direct from 1-4!
:udgy: - "Phoenix Wright! Who does the defense say is their suspect here?!"
:object: - "It's Manfred VON KARMAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
:wacky-edgy: - "WHAT? VON KARMA!?"

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Magmar's Fury wrote:
*in the same style as the 9000 gag...*

Spoiler: Direct from 1-4!
:udgy: - "Phoenix Wright! Who does the defense say is their suspect here?!"
:object: - "It's Manfred VON KARMAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
:wacky-edgy: - "WHAT? VON KARMA!?"


Hah! I love that!
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ima gonna be shot for this one i know it because of the lameness...
On New years eve at Wright and Co.
:mia-maya: *dances on a table in langerie to the milkshake song*
:ack: MIA! WTF ARE YOU DOING!?
:godot: shut it trite. somethings were just not meant to be seen by your eyes...
:ack: MIAAAAAAAA STOP!
:godot: TRITE I SAID SHUT IT!
:coffee: but...cmon...
:mia-maya: but feenie...

*shot because of the extreme lameness*
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:garyuu: (Strategydom) Okay. Now I have three finalists in my funny program, who will perform a parody of a film or TV show. Our panel of judges ( :lana: :starr: :lotta: ) will be judging the performance of Mr. Shelly de Killer.

:shelly: And welcome to Tonight With Shelly de Killer. On tonight's program, we discuss how alone time can affect your mortage rates.

:lana: :starr: :lotta: *reach for 1 cards*

:shelly: *points tazer*

:lana: :starr: :lotta: *reach for 10 cards*

:garyuu: (Strategydom) This is pathectic.

:shelly: Coughassassincough.

:garyuu: (Strategydom) Amazing! And now we have Miss Trucy.

:minuki: I am Trucy Potter, and will duel with Lord Yogimort!

:yanni-faint: Ayup.

:minuki: With the help of my friend Hobo Weasly!

*Trapdoor opens underneath, and Trucy, Hobohodo and Yanni fall*

:garyuu: (Strategydom) And finally we have Godot?

:godot: I AM GODOTMAN!

Narrator: By day, the billionaire coffee-drinker Diego Armando, but by night the Godotman!

:godot: I will fight you, Joker and Penguin!

:agia-shock: Why am I the Penguin? Is it the nose?

:moe: WOOT! WOOT!

:lana: :starr: :lotta: *1 card*

:godot: :moe: :agia-shock: Meh. *place coffee bomb*

BBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

:garyuu: (Strategydom) Ahhh! *wakes up* Oh, it was only a dream. Sorry, Dollie.

:gregory: UBJICTION!!!

:garyuu: (Strategydom) Oh, crap.
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:testimony:
:maya: I see dead people.
:think: When do you see them?
:mia-maya: All the time.
:ack:

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Sung to the tune of Iron Man.

:hobohodo: I am a homeless man!
Check out my new house,
its a garbage can!

It also works for :yogi:

Dofa gets shot for total lameness of the funny. (And yet he lives to tell the tale!)
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The following funny does not insist that Dofa hates Super Smash Bros. It is his favorite besides Phoenix Wright.


:maya: So what did we get in the mail today Nick?
:phoenix: Not much, just an invite to a new game called Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Should we attend?
:maya-shock: No way! That series sucks!
:phoenix: Okay. Hey, wanna make out in a closet for about a half hour then go light a bag of dog crap on fire and put it in front of Edgeworth's house?
:maya: You know it!
Wright & Co. Law Offices 8:00 Dec. 3

:nick-sweat: I can't believe Brawl is the best selling game of the year.
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Image Hm... Know what? FUCK THANKSGIVING! I'm URGING all of you to make FOOTBALL funnies! ...'till then...

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Hm... Know what? FUCK THANKSGIVING! I'm URGING all of you to make FOOTBALL funnies! ...'till then...

Well then here is my wise cracks of John Madden. (Did I spell the name right?) But! Since I cannot find a Smily of him, I'll use :sadshoe:

:nick-sweat: (Poor Gumshoe.)

:eh?: If :minuki: practiced more she would be a better magician.
:eh?: If :grossburg: Ate less, he'd get thinner.
:eh?: If :godot: drank more he'd be less thirsty.
:eh?: If :udgy: payed attention more, he'd kow which virdict is right faster.
:eh?: If :yuusaku: got a hair cut, he'd look less like a girl.

:eh?: This funny brought to you by Gatorade. Ummmm... What was their slogan again?
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EDIT: (because of demands from my parents *sigh*)

:sadshoe: He spit in the c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-cooler coach!

:zenitora: I dont care if he did or not youre not gonna bash him over the head! Waterboy, YOURE FIRED!

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:maya: :pearl: :maggy: Phoenix Phoenix Phoenix of Wright and Co watch out for that......


:godot: Trite think fast!

COFFEE!


:coffee: ugh I will never have coffee again...
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:edgeworth: FRILLS!

:godot: COFFEE!

:franny: WHIPS!

:lana: DESK SLAMS!

:payne: ..fart...

:edgeworth: :godot: :franny: :lana: :payne: GO PROSECUTOR!!!

:karma: With your powers combined, I am CAPTAIN PROSECUTOR!!!

*cue song*

Captain Prosecutor, he's so perfect!
Gonna getcha guilty cause he knows you ain't worth it!
He's their objections magnified.
And he's fighting for his perfect pride!
Captain Prosecutor, he's so perfect!
Gonna getcha guilty cause he knows you ain't worth it!
Gonna show them, who is God.
His evidence is all a fraud!

:phoenix: You'll pay for this captain Prosecutor!!!

:edgeworth: :godot: :franny: :lana: :payne: We're the pro-se-teers! You can't be one too.
Cause getting a guilty is the thing we do!
Forging all evidence is the way!
Now heres what Captain Prosecutor has to say!

:karma: The guilty verdict IS YOURS!
*end cheesy 90s music*
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Man...that looks dull...this actually makes me worried for KH3 (since that team worked on the battle system)


I feel the same
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Dully:

:wacky-edgy: Oh no you didn't! *snaps* (heck that's a funny in it's own right, lol)

That was hilarious. CAPTAIN PROSECUTOR!! *falls over laughing*
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:stiles: Captain Prosecutor? Oh snap I did not hear such a truth...Wow...
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Captain Prosecutor FTW! :larry2:

The only thing about that is that fart really doesn't fit Payne. >_> Then again, being a master 90's cartoon humor, it wouldn't be anything less.

:moe-laugh: Great Work Dulla!
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Ummm... Maybe its just that I hate Captain Planet, but I did not find that funny. :sadshoe:
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Dofa wrote:
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Hm... Know what? FUCK THANKSGIVING! I'm URGING all of you to make FOOTBALL funnies! ...'till then...

Well then here is my wise cracks of John Madden. (Did I spell the name right?) But! Since I cannot find a Smily of him, I'll use :sadshoe:

:nick-sweat: (Poor Gumshoe.)

:eh?: If :minuki: practiced more she would be a better magician.
:eh?: If :grossburg: Ate less, he'd get thinner.
:eh?: If :godot: drank more he'd be less thirsty.
:eh?: If :udgy: payed attention more, he'd kow which virdict is right faster.
:eh?: If :yuusaku: got a hair cut, he'd look less like a girl.

:eh?: This funny brought to you by Gatorade. Ummmm... What was their slogan again?


It's "Drink our dishwater and your sweat will shange colors! FOOTBAWL! RAAAH!"
...Yeah.
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Realy? Thanks!
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Animator who plays PW and watches ZIM :D

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With an adopted daughter, no job, and absolutely no hope of EVER getting a degree in medicine, Phoenix is forced to accept the awful truth, 2 months after the end of T&T...

:phoenix: (Hmmm... Maya + Spirtual power = boobs?)

With no apartment, Phoenix moves in with Maya to help support him. This is...

THE WORST SITCOM IDEA EVER

:phoenix: Hey Maya, where do I sleep?

:maya: Gee, no spare beds except in Pearl's room. Sorry.

:phoenix: Dammit.

--- later ---

:phoenix: Hey Maya, you asleep?

:maya: ....

:phoenix: Poke poke

:maya: ...Touch me again and I will rip out your intestines and feed them to vultures...

:phoenix: .........

:phoenix: Totally worth it.
Phoenix is totally Jewish.
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I think this is something that should be in the funnies thread though I'm not sure.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiQzsrZfev8
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Oldbag in Bondage scares me, but that was definitely made of win! :edgy:
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Man...that looks dull...this actually makes me worried for KH3 (since that team worked on the battle system)


I feel the same
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hehe Oldbag would scare anyone though.
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Warning: May contain MAJOR Trigun refs. That is all.

:april: "How naive. Had I been so inclined...during the course of this conversation, I could have killed you three times..."
:think: "Well...If I'D been so inclined...during the course of this conversation I could have groped you FIVE TIMES."
:may: -Huff.-
:ack: "OKAY! MAYBE FOUR..."

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:edgy: -To Von Karma- "May you go with God's protection. Oh yeah...thanks for the apple." -Takes a bite.-
:karma: -Blank stare. Then opens fire.-
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:damon: "But the cat is wise to the mouse's game. The mouse seeks death in order to escape pain..."
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Ummm... Is that some japanese demented tv show theme song for a demented Phoenix Wright TV show?
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:radio: We interupt this question to bring you a funny.
Image Okay my friend keeps telling me to put this one on here even though he knows nothing of Phoenix Wright.

:object: Your Honor, I object to your face.
:judge: Sustained.
:object: I also object to your mom being a woman!
:judge: Sustained.
:edgeworth: I object to your objection Wright.
:judge: Overruled.
:wacky-edgy:
:judge: That settles it, I find the defendant,
:not-guilty:
:wacky-edgy:
:maya: You got me not guilty again, Nick.
:kissy:
:phoenix: Aww... It was nothing really. Hey, wanna go make out in the closet again, then go beat the everloving crap out of pain?
:maya: Sure!
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Mmm, bacon.

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:maya: Hey Mr. Godot, I bet I can eat more burgers than you can drink cups of coffee!

:godot: BRING IT ON!

:phoenix: That can't be healthy for them, can it?

:grey: Let them do it. I like getting paid for heart surgery. That's why I do it.

:pearl: If Mystic Maya chokes on a burger, will you give her CPR, Mr. Nick?

:grey: NO! HEART SURGERY! IT'S EXPENSIVE! I WANT YOUR MONEY!

:phoenix: Too bad she made me spend it all on the burgers... at least Godot has some sort of invisible coffee generator that I don't have to pay for.

:godot: Hey Trite, my invisible coffee generator's jammed! Go buy me another one!

:phoenix: *facepalm* I'm just gonna go watch this mysterious video...

:uramidn: Seven days...

:phoenix: Oh crapsicles.

:spit: BWAAAAAAAARGH I'M DYING!

:grey: YAY HEART SURGERY! 8D *grabs a scalpel*

:maya: Looks like I win, then.
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:phoenix: Dear Santa,
For Christmas all I want is peace and happiness amongst my friends and several non-gender-defined lovers...Nah, I'm just joshin' ya. Give me lots of money. PLEASE? Attached is a picture of me making an uke-ish face that took me weeks to learn out of context.
Love, Phoenix.
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:udgy: Why does that one attorney keep sending me letters addressed to some guy named Santa?
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:edgeworth: Dear Santa,
Can I be straight again? Franziska's making fun of me.
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:udgy: *checks mail* Huh. Nothing today.
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:zenitora: WHAT THE MOTHER F*CK IS THIS DOING IN MY MAIL BOX!? RAAAAAAAWR!
:uramidn: It's a letter to Santa, sir.
:zenitora: Who's dat?
:uramidn: A vigilante with gifts.
:zenitora: Whuteva.
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:nick: You're not going to eat all those burgers alone, are you?
:maya: Of course not! I'm having fries with them!
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Dofa wrote:
Ummm... Is that some japanese demented tv show theme song for a demented Phoenix Wright TV show?


It's the Sayonarra Zetsubou Sensei anime opening done with Phoenix Wright characters. So yes I guess you're right... except for the demented part.
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I see...
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:phoenix: Your Honor, I object to sports existance.
:judge: Sustained.
(meanwhile, all sports disappear and Edgeworth is the only one who seems to notice.)
:edgeworth: What the?
:phoenix: I also object to the thing on Edgeworth's shirt that makes him look like a puffy fag.
:judge: Sustained.
(Edgeworth's gay puffy thing disappears.)
:edgeworth: Hey! What the!?
:phoenix: And finally, I question the existance of the human race.
:judge: Sustained.
:wacky-edgy: No! Your Honor! Don't!
(Everyone disapears except for :edgeworth: & :eh?:)
:gymshoe: So Mr. Edgeworth, its just you and me. Together forever.
:edgy: Okay.
:edgeworth: Ahem, I mean get off of me!
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(Gets shot for saying favorite characters are gay.) X_X (Then comes back to life)-_-
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You mean...a cravat?
Don't mind me, just passing through.
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(before case 3-2)

:maya: hey nick
:phoenix: what?
:maya: the last case you took was about 7 months ago.right?
:phoenix: yeah what about it?
:maya: how did you pay the rent?
:think: ummmm uhhhh *got to think of something*
:nick: ummmm a wizard did it.
:maya-shock: A WIZARD! YOU KNEW A WIZARD!
:nick: umm yeah
:maya-shock: whats his name?
:nick: umm gumshoe.
:maya-shock: gumshoe!
(later)
:gumshoe: HEY!
:ack: WHAT!!
:gymshoe: thank you so much! your assistant came over and said i was a wizard and then treated me to a REAL dinner!
:phoenix: umm your welcome.
:maya: hey nick hey wizard!
:nick: umm maya gumshoe is not really a wizard.
:maya-shock: ...
:sadshoe: ...
:maya: & :sadshoe: thats just wrong.



THE END...?
godot=coffee man
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I HAZ YUR COFFE
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:maya: Hey, Mr. Edgeworth, you've got some sores in your mouth.
:edgeworth: Er, yeah, I accidentally rinsed with some dirty water. The pipes were bad and I didn't notice.
:maya: Er..sure..
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:nick-sweat: I told you she wouldn't believe you.
:edgeworth: Would you rather I told her the truth and got YOU a lifetime of embarrassment, too?
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*shot along with Dofa* I STAND WHERE I AM! *shot some more*
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Lack of sleep sucks...

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You mean...a cravat?

Yeah I know, I was trying to make Phoenix look retarded. (That and I didn't know how to spell it at the moment.) :gymshoe:
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