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Marvelous description, SaraVera! :gant-clap: I think my disliking for Iris has gone from "Mild" to "Severe" with your comment.


I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing. :redd:
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Wow, I kinda forgot about my hatred for Oldbag and Ben/Trilo. Whoooops. D:

Oldbag because..well, her stupidity, her "I'm too sexy for this shirt" attitude, her CONSTANT stalking of Edgey, anddd her overall...uselessness. D:<

Ben/Trilo because...well...I think Ben kinda fails as a character. He's basically, as I see, a coward who couldn't even tell Regina he loved her, so he needed to go making up Trilo's personality (ironically, his quirks are the opposite) and causing such a mess. And can anyone else see his lips moving when Trilo talks?

And Trilo's just pitifully stupid.
Plus, puppets have always terrified me. So...I guess I'm biased, but I also hate Ben.
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SaraVera wrote:
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Marvelous description, SaraVera! :gant-clap: I think my disliking for Iris has gone from "Mild" to "Severe" with your comment.


I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing. :redd:


It's a good thing. I never liked her, but I could never think of a good reason, so my contempt was muted. :payne:
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The worst character of them all. At some points you just wanted to gut him with a dagger. He's so repulsive Gant wouldn't even touch him.

Others in contention are :redd: , :grossburg: , :Brush-Sniff: , :seeds: , :morgan: , and :study:
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Wendy Oldbag.
Windy Old Bag. Anyone notice that?

If they didn't, they should put it into the "Obvious things you didn't notice right away" thread.
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1. Sal Manella he's so.. rank! :edgeworth:
2. Wendy Oldbag she's irritating...
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Hm...probably Lotta. She's really annoying to talk to and made case 1-4 a lot harder for me. Plus, she makes me feel bad for living in the South.
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Haha, Franziska's Whip.

She is annoying. I mean, her personality sucks. "I fail...oh well! Next~!" It's like, at least TRY a little? And the Southern thing got old fast. Y'all.

I really hate it when translators give characters random accents. They did it to Bill in the Pokemon Special manga. D:< I really liked Bill, but grew to hate him because of his randomly-placed Southern accent. D:<
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Haha, Franziska's Whip.

She is annoying. I mean, her personality sucks. "I fail...oh well! Next~!" It's like, at least TRY a little? And the Southern thing got old fast. Y'all.

I really hate it when translators give characters random accents. They did it to Bill in the Pokemon Special manga. D:< I really liked Bill, but grew to hate him because of his randomly-placed Southern accent. D:<


I dunno I find the accent kinda endearing... :shy:
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Herr Blondie wrote:
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Haha, Franziska's Whip.

She is annoying. I mean, her personality sucks. "I fail...oh well! Next~!" It's like, at least TRY a little? And the Southern thing got old fast. Y'all.

I really hate it when translators give characters random accents. They did it to Bill in the Pokemon Special manga. D:< I really liked Bill, but grew to hate him because of his randomly-placed Southern accent. D:<


I dunno I find the accent kinda endearing... :shy:


I've always hated accents, random or not. I think it's a result of growing up in Pittsburgh... :zenitora:
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Are you seriously going to imply that despite her good intentioned nature, you're going to hate her?


Sorry to but in, but I would like to share my reasons for disliking Iris. And I think that quote instead of showing why I'd like her, shows exactly why I don't. Well, partially.

No one is that "omg perfectly nice and good always love love happiness, I BERIEVE IN YOU" in the world. She's not what everyone makes her out to be.

She wasn't nice and caring: She was idiotic and an overboard romantic (in the sense that she has her head in the clouds WAY TOO MUCH).
Please, don't tell me that she did all she could for her friends. She did nothing for them, she let them push her around and use her. She was a fucking tool and she knew it and didn't care. If she truly cared for her friends, she would try to help them. Despite what she may insist, did she EVER do anything for Dahlia and whomever? No. She played the part of some pussy who doesn't speak out of turn and stays in the kitchen all day. Yes I went there.
The entire time she knew she was doing something wrong, she accepted it and didn't try to change anything. From GS3, all that I got from her is that she's a crappy friend. Seriously.

And that's why I don't like Iris. :keiko:

(Wait, isn't swearing tolerated on these forums? Because if not, oops, I've been swearing all this time and I don't see it on the rules...)


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To add on, (with more specific examples) she's an ass when she was actually with Phoenix. Not only did she enjoy and completely comply with nearly killing him, but she did it while her sister was out loose killing people, and because of her, allowed it to happen. "Well, I still like you from when we went out" my ass. I bet Dahlia wrote on her grave "Iris, before you die kill Phoenix or I won't like you." And next time Phoenix could REALLY die and she'd be like "lol". From this point of view, it is extremely obvious how much of a bitch she is. Look what she did to help Godot. How complex is that? She even listens to the spirit of her sister clearly burning in hell and listens to her like nothing's wrong. And at the end of all that, she has the balls to go and ask Phoenix for help. (Even though Phoenix wasn't aware of some stuff at the time, but still.) And thats why I don't like Iris. :edgeworth:
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To add on, (with more specific examples) she's an ass when she was actually with Phoenix. Not only did she enjoy and completely comply with nearly killing him, but she did it while her sister was out loose killing people, and because of her, allowed it to happen. "Well, I still like you from when we went out" my ass. I bet Dahlia wrote on her grave "Iris, before you die kill Phoenix or I won't like you." And next time Phoenix could REALLY die and she'd be like "lol". From this point of view, it is extremely obvious how much of a bitch she is. Look what she did to help Godot. How complex is that? She even listens to the spirit of her sister clearly burning in hell and listens to her like nothing's wrong. And at the end of all that, she has the balls to go and ask Phoenix for help. (Even though Phoenix wasn't aware of some stuff at the time, but still.) And thats why I don't like Iris. :edgeworth:


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*bursts in randomly*

This may have been mentioned before, but Lotta's southern accent isn't random. In the Japanese version, she has an Osakan accent (or something) which, in English, would be equivalent of a southern accent (It's the same with Tigre and his New York-ish accent). Not that it would make you hate her any less, though. :redd: She gets on my nerves sometimes as well.


I'm not sure I hate any character, really. =/ There are a lot of annoying ones, yeah. With some characters, I hate their actions, but not them. Iris and Dahlia are good examples of that. I don't like what they did, but I don't hate them.
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.•°٭blinq٭°•. wrote:
Attorney@Lawl wrote:
To add on, (with more specific examples) she's an ass when she was actually with Phoenix. Not only did she enjoy and completely comply with nearly killing him, but she did it while her sister was out loose killing people, and because of her, allowed it to happen. "Well, I still like you from when we went out" my ass. I bet Dahlia wrote on her grave "Iris, before you die kill Phoenix or I won't like you." And next time Phoenix could REALLY die and she'd be like "lol". From this point of view, it is extremely obvious how much of a bitch she is. Look what she did to help Godot. How complex is that? She even listens to the spirit of her sister clearly burning in hell and listens to her like nothing's wrong. And at the end of all that, she has the balls to go and ask Phoenix for help. (Even though Phoenix wasn't aware of some stuff at the time, but still.) And thats why I don't like Iris. :edgeworth:


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Characters that suck and I hate...
Jackasses= Lotta, Oldbag, Richard Wellington, Furio Tigre, Victor Kudo, Gant, Moe, Stickler
Morons=Mike Meekins(or however the hell you spell his name), Ben/Trilio, Brushel, Regina, Iris(yes, Iris)
That's a lot of characters to hate, but I do admit the games wouldn't feel as 'complete' as they are if these characters didn't exist.
IMO, Iris sucks more than Dahlia, even though Dahlia is much more cunning. Dahlia's smarter, stronger, eviler, prettier, and just overall cooler. :godot:
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IMO, Iris sucks more than Dahlia, even though Dahlia is much more cunning. Dahlia's smarter, stronger, eviler, prettier, and just overall cooler. :godot:


I agree XD

At least Dahlia knows she's a 2-faced bitch haha
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Before I even look at the last post, I'm going to assume it's something about the horrors of Iris.
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Well I don't hate any of the main characters or the supporting cast, or even the recurring supporting characters.

I admit some of the characters were annoying, but honestly considering they only appear in one case anyways I find it really hard to hate any one character.
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The only character I can honestly say that I HATE is Spark Brushel. Something about him just pissed me off. I imagine he spits when he talks.

I didn't really care for Oldbag, either, and Hotti & Sal Manella were creepers.
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Whenever I picture Spark Brushel I always imagine he sounds like Jerry Lewis or Professor Frink from the simpsons. That makes him lulzy to me.
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Haha, that's great. XD I always imagined that he sounds like that dude from Dexter's Lab... Mandark, is it?
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Haha, that's great. XD I always imagined that he sounds like that dude from Dexter's Lab... Mandark, is it?


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IMO, Iris sucks more than Dahlia, even though Dahlia is much more cunning. Dahlia's smarter, stronger, eviler, prettier, and just overall cooler. :godot:


Cunning: Yes
Smarter: Yes
Stronger: Yes in a :adrian: kind of way.
Eviler: Yes
Prettier: That's personal preference...literally, they're just recolors of each other...;;
Cooler: I don't know how you figure that out, but sure.
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Haha, that's great. XD I always imagined that he sounds like that dude from Dexter's Lab... Mandark, is it?

I wouldn't disagree with him sounding like that either.
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Attorney@Lawl wrote:
SaraVera wrote:
VeryHappyTaffy wrote:
Are you seriously going to imply that despite her good intentioned nature, you're going to hate her?


Sorry to but in, but I would like to share my reasons for disliking Iris. And I think that quote instead of showing why I'd like her, shows exactly why I don't. Well, partially.

No one is that "omg perfectly nice and good always love love happiness, I BERIEVE IN YOU" in the world. She's not what everyone makes her out to be.

She wasn't nice and caring: She was idiotic and an overboard romantic (in the sense that she has her head in the clouds WAY TOO MUCH).
Please, don't tell me that she did all she could for her friends. She did nothing for them, she let them push her around and use her. She was a fucking tool and she knew it and didn't care. If she truly cared for her friends, she would try to help them. Despite what she may insist, did she EVER do anything for Dahlia and whomever? No. She played the part of some pussy who doesn't speak out of turn and stays in the kitchen all day. Yes I went there.
The entire time she knew she was doing something wrong, she accepted it and didn't try to change anything. From GS3, all that I got from her is that she's a crappy friend. Seriously.

And that's why I don't like Iris. :keiko:

(Wait, isn't swearing tolerated on these forums? Because if not, oops, I've been swearing all this time and I don't see it on the rules...)


-Gets shot for adding on-

To add on, (with more specific examples) she's an ass when she was actually with Phoenix. Not only did she enjoy and completely comply with nearly killing him, but she did it while her sister was out loose killing people, and because of her, allowed it to happen. "Well, I still like you from when we went out" my ass. I bet Dahlia wrote on her grave "Iris, before you die kill Phoenix or I won't like you." And next time Phoenix could REALLY die and she'd be like "lol". From this point of view, it is extremely obvious how much of a bitch she is. Look what she did to help Godot. How complex is that? She even listens to the spirit of her sister clearly burning in hell and listens to her like nothing's wrong. And at the end of all that, she has the balls to go and ask Phoenix for help. (Even though Phoenix wasn't aware of some stuff at the time, but still.) And thats why I don't like Iris. :edgeworth:


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And now I shall add on 8D but in spoiler tags to keep the page smaller.

So, my previous rant was:

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Iris, Iris, Iris, Iris, Iris, Iris, and did I mention IRIS?

I hate her. HATE HER. She's an incredibly flat character who needs to GROW A FREAKING BACKBONE!

I mean SURE Dahlia is scary and intimidating but seriously! She said she fell in love with Phoenix (The Flying Spaghetti Monster only knows why considering how he was at the time...) and would do anything to help him. Hey, I know: WHY DON'T YOU CALL THE COPS!? THAT'S WHY THEY'RE THERE! Dahlia was irredeemable at that point, and I don't think she ever was. I don't think abuse or neglect can do THAT. Iris needed to call the cops! Or maybe tell Phoenix it's a matter of life and death and she really can't go into it to get it back! Geez! She had such little personality. She was so nice and kind and made magically delicious omelettes and didn't poop and knitted GODAWFUL sweaters and scarves that need to be BURNED. THIS BOTHERS ME.

Iris is far too perfect and sweet and unrealistic, not to mention weak and submissive.


This rant sucked ass. Which is why fourteen year olds shouldn't write rants at 1 AM. Now, FIFTEEN year olds at 2 AM... 8D

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Before we start this I want to state that I have nothing against Yamato Nadeshikos. I usually enjoy them. They often are much stronger than they appear and are enjoyable, fleshed out characters.

Iris is not.

Iris was pretty flat. I found her incredibly boring. She didn't have ANY character development! From what we hear she was like (sweet, kind, caring, a maker of magically delicious omelettes, having the inexplicable inability to poop), she's exactly the same when we meet her. And that's boring. Characters like Maya and Edgeworth are interesting because they change (Edgeworth's changes are obvious, and Maya has some hidden depths) . But Iris hasn't.

Iris also had a traumatic background, a horrifically disgusting person for a mother, an uncaring, cold father, and the ultimate yangire for a sister. My only question is how did that not fuck her up? I'm not a psychologist, nor do I claim to be, and I don't know much about psychology, but generally, with a past like that, it fucks you up pretty bad. And don't give me that bullshit about Bikini's love. Yeah, Bikini probably helped the scars heal a little. But they still should have been there, since she had to deal with her family during some really formative years: She left the village at eight or so, and left for Hazakura then as well! Having to deal with that at that age... I can only imagine the yelling and cursing that must have gone on in that house with Morgan and whoever their dad is probably screaming at each other, and Dahlia over in the corner setting things on fire. Hell, when you think about it, whether or not there was yelling or burning things, Iris was completely alone: Dahlia was in her own sociopathic world, and her parents were too busy with Kurain politics. Neglect on that level at that age usually leads to some serious shit later in life requiring therapy. So why is she OK?

The next issue: She's a pushover doormat pussy. It STILL completely baffles me as to why she didn't steal the necklace or something. Phoenix MUST have taken it off for a shower or something! Considering Phoenix it couldn't have been that difficult! And how in the name of all that is holy did she fall for him at the time? He was... He was... Ugh. He was unbearable! Yes, it was the lovesickness but that CAN'T have been all.

Not to mention: Why did Iris help Dahlia? She was beyond redemption! I honestly think Dahlia was born that evil. She's a sociopath. So why HELP her? And before you give me that sibling bullshit, on one of my soap operas (SHUT UP OK) a character had a sociopathic brother who tormented her for her entire life. So what did she do? Help him? No, she killed him with a tire jack and left him in the middle of the road. Sibling bonds are strong, but I don't think they're that strong. Hm. Maybe Dahlia sucked all the evil and character out of Iris in the womb... It would explain why Dahlia is such concentrated evil.

If Iris showed any signs of character development, strength, or intelligence, I might have liked her. But her judgement was so off that I just can't. The only thing that could possibly redeem her in my eyes is if she was really a Stepford Smiler and then snapped. The series hasn't had any real yanderes yet. And we need some.

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Hm...probably Lotta. She's really annoying to talk to and made case 1-4 a lot harder for me. Plus, she makes me feel bad for living in the South.


at least she's cute right? :pearl-blush:
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Sorry to but in, but I would like to share my reasons for disliking Iris. And I think that quote instead of showing why I'd like her, shows exactly why I don't. Well, partially.

No one is that "omg perfectly nice and good always love love happiness, I BERIEVE IN YOU" in the world. She's not what everyone makes her out to be.

She wasn't nice and caring: She was idiotic and an overboard romantic (in the sense that she has her head in the clouds WAY TOO MUCH).
Please, don't tell me that she did all she could for her friends. She did nothing for them, she let them push her around and use her. She was a fucking tool and she knew it and didn't care. If she truly cared for her friends, she would try to help them. Despite what she may insist, did she EVER do anything for Dahlia and whomever? No. She played the part of some pussy who doesn't speak out of turn and stays in the kitchen all day. Yes I went there.
The entire time she knew she was doing something wrong, she accepted it and didn't try to change anything. From GS3, all that I got from her is that she's a crappy friend. Seriously.

And that's why I don't like Iris. :keiko:

(Wait, isn't swearing tolerated on these forums? Because if not, oops, I've been swearing all this time and I don't see it on the rules...)


-Gets shot for adding on-

To add on, (with more specific examples) she's an ass when she was actually with Phoenix. Not only did she enjoy and completely comply with nearly killing him, but she did it while her sister was out loose killing people, and because of her, allowed it to happen. "Well, I still like you from when we went out" my ass. I bet Dahlia wrote on her grave "Iris, before you die kill Phoenix or I won't like you." And next time Phoenix could REALLY die and she'd be like "lol". From this point of view, it is extremely obvious how much of a bitch she is. Look what she did to help Godot. How complex is that? She even listens to the spirit of her sister clearly burning in hell and listens to her like nothing's wrong. And at the end of all that, she has the balls to go and ask Phoenix for help. (Even though Phoenix wasn't aware of some stuff at the time, but still.) And thats why I don't like Iris. :edgeworth:


QFT

And now I shall add on 8D but in spoiler tags to keep the page smaller.

So, my previous rant was:

Spoiler:
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Iris, Iris, Iris, Iris, Iris, Iris, and did I mention IRIS?

I hate her. HATE HER. She's an incredibly flat character who needs to GROW A FREAKING BACKBONE!

I mean SURE Dahlia is scary and intimidating but seriously! She said she fell in love with Phoenix (The Flying Spaghetti Monster only knows why considering how he was at the time...) and would do anything to help him. Hey, I know: WHY DON'T YOU CALL THE COPS!? THAT'S WHY THEY'RE THERE! Dahlia was irredeemable at that point, and I don't think she ever was. I don't think abuse or neglect can do THAT. Iris needed to call the cops! Or maybe tell Phoenix it's a matter of life and death and she really can't go into it to get it back! Geez! She had such little personality. She was so nice and kind and made magically delicious omelettes and didn't poop and knitted GODAWFUL sweaters and scarves that need to be BURNED. THIS BOTHERS ME.

Iris is far too perfect and sweet and unrealistic, not to mention weak and submissive.


This rant sucked ass. Which is why fourteen year olds shouldn't write rants at 1 AM. Now, FIFTEEN year olds at 2 AM... 8D

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Before we start this I want to state that I have nothing against Yamato Nadeshikos. I usually enjoy them. They often are much stronger than they appear and are enjoyable, fleshed out characters.

Iris is not.

Iris was pretty flat. I found her incredibly boring. She didn't have ANY character development! From what we hear she was like (sweet, kind, caring, a maker of magically delicious omelettes, having the inexplicable inability to poop), she's exactly the same when we meet her. And that's boring. Characters like Maya and Edgeworth are interesting because they change (Edgeworth's changes are obvious, and Maya has some hidden depths) . But Iris hasn't.

Iris also had a traumatic background, a horrifically disgusting person for a mother, an uncaring, cold father, and the ultimate yangire for a sister. My only question is how did that not fuck her up? I'm not a psychologist, nor do I claim to be, and I don't know much about psychology, but generally, with a past like that, it fucks you up pretty bad. And don't give me that bullshit about Bikini's love. Yeah, Bikini probably helped the scars heal a little. But they still should have been there, since she had to deal with her family during some really formative years: She left the village at eight or so, and left for Hazakura then as well! Having to deal with that at that age... I can only imagine the yelling and cursing that must have gone on in that house with Morgan and whoever their dad is probably screaming at each other, and Dahlia over in the corner setting things on fire. Hell, when you think about it, whether or not there was yelling or burning things, Iris was completely alone: Dahlia was in her own sociopathic world, and her parents were too busy with Kurain politics. Neglect on that level at that age usually leads to some serious shit later in life requiring therapy. So why is she OK?

The next issue: She's a pushover doormat pussy. It STILL completely baffles me as to why she didn't steal the necklace or something. Phoenix MUST have taken it off for a shower or something! Considering Phoenix it couldn't have been that difficult! And how in the name of all that is holy did she fall for him at the time? He was... He was... Ugh. He was unbearable! Yes, it was the lovesickness but that CAN'T have been all.

Not to mention: Why did Iris help Dahlia? She was beyond redemption! I honestly think Dahlia was born that evil. She's a sociopath. So why HELP her? And before you give me that sibling bullshit, on one of my soap operas (SHUT UP OK) a character had a sociopathic brother who tormented her for her entire life. So what did she do? Help him? No, she killed him with a tire jack and left him in the middle of the road. Sibling bonds are strong, but I don't think they're that strong. Hm. Maybe Dahlia sucked all the evil and character out of Iris in the womb... It would explain why Dahlia is such concentrated evil.

If Iris showed any signs of character development, strength, or intelligence, I might have liked her. But her judgement was so off that I just can't. The only thing that could possibly redeem her in my eyes is if she was really a Stepford Smiler and then snapped. The series hasn't had any real yanderes yet. And we need some.


Wow ok I'm just gonna QFT this WHOLE THING!! :edgy:

You guys make much more sense than I ever could.
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God I freaking hate old bag and lotta heart :gun:
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Sal Manella and Hotti. They are so creepy.
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I'm adding :damon: to my list.
Power abusing, controlling, rat bastards like that cocksucker are low on my likability list (it's fun to make photoshoppings of him though). Especially when someone like :ema: (and of course :lana: ) is a victim of it. Phoenix was the only one who was able to bring him down and thank god for that. Hope he got the chair.
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Johnny Rotan wrote:
I'm adding :damon: to my list.
Power abusing, controlling, rat bastards like that cocksucker are low on my likability list (it's fun to make photoshoppings of him though). Especially when someone like :ema: (and of course :lana: ) is a victim of it. Phoenix was the only one who was able to bring him down and thank god for that. Hope he got the chair.


Naw, naw, naw. Jakey and Edgey helped Feenie.
Now, ignoring my disturbing style of writing, I would like to assert how freakin' annoying it was to cross-examine Oldbag in 2-4. even more annoying than in 1-3. She should get convicted of repeated perjury and get the chair.
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VeryHappyTaffy wrote:
Johnny Rotan wrote:
I'm adding :damon: to my list.
Power abusing, controlling, rat bastards like that cocksucker are low on my likability list (it's fun to make photoshoppings of him though). Especially when someone like :ema: (and of course :lana: ) is a victim of it. Phoenix was the only one who was able to bring him down and thank god for that. Hope he got the chair.


Naw, naw, naw. Jakey and Edgey helped Feenie.
Now, ignoring my disturbing style of writing, I would like to assert how freakin' annoying it was to cross-examine Oldbag in 2-4. even more annoying than in 1-3. She should get convicted of repeated perjury and get the chair.


Oh yeah. I forgot about them. Phoenix still dealt the final blow though.
Reggardless it still ended nicely...


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I've always hated Gant (i don't like any villans except for :that-b-word: :pizzahat: and :zenitora: . And i don't consider :godot: a villan). But have never been vocal about it.

Oh and nah'. We need Oldbag arround to annoy Edgey :godot:
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A small little note here about Dahlia.

I think she was born with slight sociopathic tendancies that were hardly noticeable (such as, a good liar, getting other children to do stuff for her, being late,). However, as she grew older, the abuse and neglect turned from just being a slight sociopath to just being downright crazy. idk why I added that, I just saw Thornheart's rant and I wanted to state my opinion on Dollie lol.

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SaraVera wrote:
A small little note here about Dahlia.

I think she was born with slight sociopathic tendancies that were hardly noticeable (such as, a good liar, getting other children to do stuff for her, being late,). However, as she grew older, the abuse and neglect turned from just being a slight sociopath to just being downright crazy. idk why I added that, I just saw Thornheart's rant and I wanted to state my opinion on Dollie lol.

Congrats, Thornheart, I don't know when your birthday was, but you're older than me! orz


She does show all the signs of a sociopath: She's good at manipulating people and making them think she's innocent. She also hurt animals and set fires onscreen– in one fell swoop, no less! Those poor, poor butterflies...

Though the abuse and neglect didn't help.
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My least favorite chars are Dahlia and Oldbag. This is from the first three AA games. I'm not even gonna go into AJ


and although Gant was cool, his overratedness ticks me off at times :gun:
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Thornheart wrote:
SaraVera wrote:
A small little note here about Dahlia.

I think she was born with slight sociopathic tendancies that were hardly noticeable (such as, a good liar, getting other children to do stuff for her, being late,). However, as she grew older, the abuse and neglect turned from just being a slight sociopath to just being downright crazy. idk why I added that, I just saw Thornheart's rant and I wanted to state my opinion on Dollie lol.

Congrats, Thornheart, I don't know when your birthday was, but you're older than me! orz


She does show all the signs of a sociopath: She's good at manipulating people and making them think she's innocent. She also hurt animals and set fires onscreen– in one fell swoop, no less! Those poor, poor butterflies...

Though the abuse and neglect didn't help.


lol yeah, I'm just saying that the abuse and neglect turned her from a slight sociopath to a complete sociopath and psychomurder. Afterall, we never see her doing those crazy things when she was a kid. I'm thinking it just got worse.

KingRei I agree, I loved Gant, but all of the obsession with the hypnogant greatly annoyed me...
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At the top of the list is Oldbag.
She just filled me with fury.
Next is Iris, then Redd White.
Oh!
Yeah, and Wellington.
Edit;;
Oh shi-
Guess I should explain myself.
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I simply don't like Iris because she's too sweet of a character to me.
She's bland; no personality, no outward flaw that makes me think like Dahlia's persona does.
Well, other than being a push over.
Though I am a firm supporter of NickMaya, Nickris doesn't bother me, it wouldn't upset me if they got together it just seemed a little, what's the word, played out for me.
Too predictable.

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Just want to add another thing I don't like about Iris. She LIES through the entire case. Not just to Phoenix but to Edgeworth too. "Oh, I was in my room the whole time!" Yeah right. "I didn't have anything to do with the crime!" Yeah you did. The worst was when Edgeworth asked what she the snowmobile for. "Oh, I can't tell you until Maya is safe, even though we don't even know if she's safe and Maya had nothing to do with the snowmobile and even if that happens, I kinda want to tell Phoenix and not you because he needs to be with ME and not you." Yeah, I know Iris didn't actually say that last part. The point is, I thought she was as bad as Larry at times. I wanted Edgeworth to tell Iris to defend herself after that snowmobile lie. Now I don't hate Iris as much as a lot of people here do, but I still don't like her.
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Matt Engarde - For being a total jerk of a villain. He drove a happy woman to suicide, forced another woman to distress, hired a man to kill a rival and organized the kidnapping of a young woman. I hope he felt the electricity course through his body for those seconds till he died.

Dahlia Hawthrone - For being a total bitch of a villain. I knew she grew up in a bad childhood but that's no excuse. She stole a high-priced jewerly, forced a man to commit suicide, killed her adoptive sister, killed a college student, nearly got her sister wrongly convicted of murder, tried to kill Phoenix and nearly killed Maya. I hope your hanging hurt.

Pearl Fey - For slapping people when they disagree with your love choices. I found that really childish. I hope she grew up by the Apollo Justice timeline.

Wocky Kitaki - For partaking in gang activity and trying to continue a criminal enterprise.

Angel Starr - For trying to help wrongly convict someone based on personal hatred.

Godot - For being such an overrated character. He killed an innocent woman just because he was blind in thought and that was his own fault. He didn't know who he was about to kill and he acted on his own stupid impulse.

Other dishonary mentions go to the Gavin Brothers, Larry Butz and Drew Misham.
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