Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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Sell the kids for food, weather changes moods, Spring is here again, reproductive glands.We can have some more, nature is a whore, bruises on the fruit, tender age in bloom.
We attack! Attack, attack your fetal servitude! We attack! Attack, attack, attack with pesticide! We attack, all the years of propaganda! We shall attack!
What a splendid pie! Pizza- pizza pie! Every minute, every second, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy! Pepperoni and green peppers Mushrooms, olive, chives, Pepperoni and green peppers Mushrooms, olive, chives! He’s the one,who likes all our pretty laws, and he likes to sing along, and he likes to shoot his gun, but he knows not what it means, when I say OBJECTION!
Huh? What do you mean?
I would make a great death metal singer!
Break me down, you got a lovely face, going to your place now you got to freak me out scream so loud, getting fucking laid, you want me to stay but I got to make my way. Hey! You’re a crazy bitch, but you fuck so good I'm on top of it. When I dream I'm doing you all night, Scratches all down my back to keep me right on.
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Piss off, Edgeworth! Find someone else to serve your stupid tea!
I actually prefer Hockey. Care for a round, Wrighto? I promise I won't knock all of your teeth out! 
Hell'd freeze over with that first one, considering how much Gumshore admires Edgeworth.
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Oh my god! Laugh out loud! That's so cool, dudes! You have intrigued my creative powers!
Screw the Steel Samurai!
Sooo need a haircut.
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Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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DefenseNeverRests wrote:
Screw the Steel Samurai!
Exactly! Fuck that stupid guy!
Who cares about animal abuse? I like people abuse!
Hey, Maya, want to stroke my hair?
Hm... was Mr. Evolution fat? Don't you know that Darwin invented the theory of evolution?!
WHAT?! Man, you are really uneducated about science.
I LOVE YOU OLDBAG! MARRY ME!
Bug off you stupid young 'un! My heart is only for Phoenix Wright! Wright! Stop staring at Mia's boobs! She is not a tart! WHEN I CHANNELED MIA, YOU DID WHAT?! YOU HAD SEX WITH HER?! Sorry. YOU SHOULD DO THAT WHEN PEARL CHANNELS HER!!!
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Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
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Oh well, I'm not perfect.
I always hated my stupid brother anyway. And walking sucks too!
Far ouuuuuut...
Decaf please.
I hate women.
Who gives a crap about spirituality anyway? I'm going to open a redneck bar.
I just had the best day ever!
Universities are overrated.
I'm getting a reduction.
Oil can...oil can...
Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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Oh well, I'm not perfect. Daddy, us Von Karmas have never been perfect! I want a whip! I want to whip Edgeworth all the time! YAY!
This is Jesus' bag of food. That's why it never goes empty. OMG! Ema u look so TASTY! ur boobz roxxorz! 
That was such a compliment! Let me write it down! Wait, how do you spell rock-sores? Hey I got a date with Ema! That's great!
YOU FUCKING BASTARD! YOU'RE KILLING MAYA! No he's not! SHE JUST DOESN'T KNOW IT! *gets baseball bat and strikes Nick out of the window.* HOME RUN!
That was not a home run! OK, I'll try to hit you harder next time!
So, was Mr. Evolution fat? It's Darwin, not Mr. Evolution. WHAT?! Maya has sure taught you a lot of lies about science! Now listen Pearl. If you don't calm down before Nick gets home, you're going to be grounded! But don't you have feelings for Mr. Nick? No! I don't have any romantic feeling for Nick at all!!! YOU FUCKING BITCH! YOU'RE KILLING PHOENIX! *Gets baseball bat and strikes Maya out of the window.* HOME RUN! This is no time for sports!
So you're telling me that this here Pearl tried assault Ema Skye, Phoenix Wright, and Maya Fey? You're kidding right? No! No joking here. From science's perspective, there is no joking here! *looks innocently*
Guys, this an innocent little girl! There is not an ounce of anger in her eyes!*walks away* *Gets bat* BASEBALL TIME! *Strikes Ema into Gumshoe's back.* HOME RUN! Argh. My back... it's breaking... Oh my goodness! Can I help somehow? Yeah. Get off of my back.
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DefenseNeverRests wrote:
:sal: Oh my god! Laugh out loud! That's so cool, dudes! You have intrigued my creative powers!
That sounds like a possible conversation with a coworker of mine. 
I'm considering Laser Hair Removal!
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Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
My client pleads insanity.
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: I love earthquakes!
Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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Really Wright. Go ahead and cross-examine the witness. It is not a waste of time, and it will prove the truth. OMG! FRAN'S BOOBIEZ ROXXORZ!!! What did he just say?! He said the best compliment I've received in years. In fact, it's the only compliment I've ever received.
Hey Nick, you suck!
WOULD THE PROSECUTION PLEASE STOP USING A WHIP?! Oh, OK.
GASP! Not insulting Wright?! HOW COULD I DO THAT?! It's really easy, fool! Fran just taught me to show my inner-most emotions! OK. Wright is completely correct on this one! He hasn't said anything. But if you insist. The defense's client is innocent! Why did Edgeworth change like this? Franziska taught my inner-most emotions to flow out! And I came to realize, I LOVE YOU NICK! MARRY ME!!!
ACK! I'm not gay! What?! You aren't gay, Nick?! You're... straight? To think that after three years of repressing my feelings... You're straight? Take me you big stallion, take me, Wright, and fuck me like I've never been... Where'd he go? He's hiding under my skirt.
It's very interesting down here! OHH! That felt... nice.... WAH! YOU'RE NOT GAY! WAH! *runs in* AHH! Nick! I love you!
*runs in* Nick! Let's get married! I'll just... be... leaving... now....
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*To Von Karma* You know that kills braincells when you do that, sir? *insert scientific explaination here*
Kids these days, you don't know how good you've got it! Why, when I was your age I had to walk barefoot for fifteen miles through the snow, up-hill both ways, to get to school!
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Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
OBJECTION!
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When I were a lad, we had to get up while it was still dark, clean road wi' tongue, 28 hours a day at t'mill on a penny every 4 years, and dad would strangle us and dance on our graves. Springtime for Hitler.. and Germany... Deutschland is happy and gay...
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SHORYOUKEN!!11111
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i dont have any jokes i h8 cofee , i'll drink sum hot chocolate ! no whips for today ! go to hell maggey !
i'm tired of collecting infos !! no penalties !
i hate thieves !
bow wow !! NICK ! I DONT LIKE CHIX ANYMORE !!
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e × e = e²
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Spoiler: "Very minor TNT Spoiler"
Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
LET'S GO SWIMMING!!!
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grim_tales wrote:
LMAO old Udgey really should have stood up to Von Karma :D
TY!
Judge: Phoenix Wright can be summed up in one word...
Phoenix: Objection! Aw, crap.
Phoenix: Objection! Aw, crap.
Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
OBJECTION!
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Your sig made me laugh as well :D
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Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
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MoronSonOfBoron wrote:
Spoiler: "Very minor TNT Spoiler"
you just went into a whole level of funny...
Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
Love, learn, live.
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Mmmmm..... tea......
*thinks* Le couer a ses raisons que la raison ne connait point 
Aw.... I'm not so great,......
Why,hello my good ol' chap. How long has it been? Days,weeks,monthes? Oh do sit down! I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH!
Hehe, like,OHMAIGAWD!
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Heil Hitler!
OMG WRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY?111!!!11!1eleventy
My god, I need a voice coach!
You're right, sir! I am quite annoying and obnoxious with this thing, I should probably have chosen to be a radio announcer instead! My apologies, sir!
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Wibbly wobbly timey-wimey stuff
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Um, Nick? Yes? Can I ask you something... girl-related?
Er... um... what is it? Oh... uh... never mind *15 Psyche-Locks appear*
Thank you for reading. I hope you have a wonderful day.
100% pure Joy.
Excellent source of puns.
Refrigerate after opening.
100% pure Joy.
Excellent source of puns.
Refrigerate after opening.
Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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I'm the most independent woman in the world! You know Celeste's suicide? I killed her and made it look like a suicide!
Would you like some cow pie? Sure... sure. *eats* It doesn't taste much like beef.
It's cow shit, you idiot! Hm... it tasted really good... I won the lottery and got five million bucks. Sheesh, I make double that a year.
Young age is like limes, and I'm 7up.
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Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
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I vote DEMOCRAT! Pal? Ain't that a type of Dog Food? I'm Mr Universe Winner 2015, foo'!
Oh! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to hurt you! Please forgive me because I can't forgive myself... WAAAAAAAAAH!!!
I'm gonna DUMP the bitch! FUCK YOU, JUDGE!!!!!!! Well said!
Da na na na, da na, na na, CAN'T TOUCH THIS! 
Just give me fuckin' evidence, you pansy! Stand aside! I work for Nuts Mag! Oh dear lord! Keep your filthy tabloid men's magazine dirtiness away from my fragile innocent mind! I concur!
Must... Kill... Edgeworth...
Oh my god... This is PRADA? Keep it away! KEEP IT AWAY!!! Pearl and Cody give me hard-ons... 
I WIN THE COFFEE SPITTING CONTEST!!! WHEEEEEEEEEE!!! I am... a transwoman... NO... *Snatches* MY FOOD!!! I'm not saying "Woof!" again you stupid sheep... Be more ORIGINAL!
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I just LOVE to talk!
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MEAT IS MURDER!!! I think I'm GAY for Edgeworth... That's it... I'm getting a mohawk... I wanna have Sal's babies... Glasses up, glasses down, glasses up, glasses down... Call me "Gant-o" and I swear I'll castrate you right here, right now...
Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
OBJECTION!
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Interesting with the
funny, I actually thought that was what happened at one point! Sir! When I'm watching you in court, I secretly pleasure myself, sir! I am so sorry, Phoenix. I'll stop hurting people with my whip. I'll be much nicer from now on. My father was a cold bastard. I hated him. Maya, I love you. Mr. Nick, what is "sex-ual inter-course"? Oh boy... when a boy and girl have been going out for a long time, they love each other very much, get certain urges.... Bed goes up, bed goes down, bed goes up, bed goes down.. ayup.
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I'm an EARTHQUAKE CHASER!!!
What's a hard-drive? What's a base unit? What's a USB port?
Come over here, I'll tell you...Spoiler:
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If you're blue and don't know where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits... Puttin on The Ritz! It turns out that Video really killed the Radio-star... How utterately tragic!I'm sorry, I couldn't resist, my age and lameness is showing again.
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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Get a hair cut, you fucking hippie. I'm a pacifist!
You always have to get my help, but I can never help you. I'm just giving you random hints. I'd like to help you more, but Maya's brain makes it very hard to think. It's just too small! I can think better with Pearl's brain! Hold on. How do you spell science? Woot! Ema on Maya would be ROXXORZ! It would be totally 1337 SEXXORZ! RLLY HAWT! You creep! You pervert! Hm... yes... then Pearl could join in! O RLLY? YA RLLY! NO WAI! Dude. What the fuck was that?! It's a internet meme, n00bert. Get with the 1337 computer times. ERROR. THE PERSON IN FRONT OF ME IS A TOTAL RETARD AND HAS MADE ME PERFORM AN ILLEGAL OPERATION. What?! Nick, does this mean you have to defend me again?! I never eat vegetables. In fact, my Mommy banned vegetables.
You'd think that with my job that I'd be rich. Well, I spend all my money on glasses. What?! I don't got to a church. My religion is science! I think Maya's a Satanist. After all, channeling is occult... I worship the Cthulhu!
I wanna be a cannibal! I killed Maggey! Let me write this down. "Stop... writing... down... everything... I... say." Hey, wait a minute! Necrophilia shouldn't be a taboo. I watch Monty Python too much. Ach, everyone watches at least one show too much. *Sleeping* Oh... Steel Samurai... you have a big spear in your pants. I hope she's talking in her sleep. No really. Say "'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.", but in an English accent. Like Edgeworth's. This is a waste of time, but if you insist... "'Ello, I wish to register a complaint."
He's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! OH MY GOD!!! WHY DID THEY CANCEL THE JAMMIN' NINJA?! I always skip science class. It's just never going to be useful in the real world. Let me, like, think... ... ... ...OBJECTION! GET ON WITH IT!
Uh... my brain stopped working... Why is there semen in my testing tube?!
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Law-l
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Blackmailing is bad, M'kay? Waste makes haste. For time is fleeting. A rolling stone is worth two in the bush. 
I believe in the thing called LOOOOOOOOOOOVE.... Do a barrel roll!
Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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Snakes wrote:
Do a barrel roll!As obvious as that joke is, it is really funny.
DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE. I AM ERROR.
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Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
Ready to RAWK!?
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: Alright! I see many people showed up for the meeting. Ini Miney, Redd White, Angel Starr, Ken Dingling... Hey, where's Maya?
: I believe she was turned away the the door because her name wasn't stupid enough.Yeah, a Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged referance, but it makes sense... I guess.
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Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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Ah, so the person who came up with the theory of evolution was Mr. Origin! No! Darwin came up with the theory and wrote the Origin! Who's ever heard of a person named Darwin? It's so silly! I'm related to the Doom Guy. You can see it in how we move our faces. Can I ask you something Mr. Nick? What is it? Well, you don't have a girlfriend. So? Are you gay? What?! You know? Homosexual? Aren't you gay? You sure seem gay! What brought this up? Mr. Edgeworth promised me a lollipop if I asked you! Ah! Hello Phoenix! It's so nice to see you outside of a case! I'm not gay! I never will be, and I never was! As attractive as you are with your... great fashion sense, your charming attitude, your beautiful hair, Phoenix. Just because I wear a slightly pink suit does not mean I'm gay. You always jump to conclusions without enough evidence. But Pearls. You sent her to ask me if I was gay... What? I've never seen Pearl Fey today. I haven't seen her in a week. Well who sent her?! Now, did you say Edgeworth sent you? Yeah! Oh man, I bet he's going to embarrass himself so much! Hahahah! Here's your lollipop!
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I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life. AWOOOOOOOOOOGA!!!! ..............
Okay... Running into a pig sty screaming "APPLE SAUCE!!!!" is a bad idea... Oh my god... I'm an idiot!
Thank fuck for that. Gumshoe's had an epiphany... QUICK! Hit him before he starts to stop Phoenix wandering onto crime scenes and breaking the law and doing his job! Roger! *Hits with thinker statue* Whoops... Passed out there for a bit... Hey... why does my head hurt? Oh look... The thinker statue, this must be a clue in that MAJOR CASE! It'll help Edgeworth!!!... Mmm... Edgeworth... NOOOOO!!!
Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
OBJECTION!
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& 
We're getting married! Models suck!
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Snakes wrote:
QUICK! Hit him before he starts to stop Phoenix wandering onto crime scenes and breaking the law and doing his job! Roger! *Hits with thinker statue* Whoops... Passed out there for a bit... Hey... why does my head hurt? Oh look... The thinker statue, this must be a clue in that MAJOR CASE! It'll help Edgeworth!!!... Mmm... Edgeworth... NOOOOO!!!I would be slightly frightened if Meekins and Maggey suddenly got the testicular fortitude to do that, as hilarious as the end result would be.
Don't you know who I am, bitch? I'M DOCTOR FUCKING GREY!(Actually...I DO see him saying that.)
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Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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grim_tales wrote:
LMAO @ GamerErman's post :D
Thanks. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
I'm the juggernaut, BITCH! What this thing? A con-dom? Is this a new type of bubble gum? No, I don't want anybody else. When I get lonely I touch myself! Same to you, you stallion! Oh my gosh! I forgot about science! I can only remember things I actually care about... Hey Franny! Why don't you ever whip me? YOU SWINE! Oh, I enjoyed that!
You fool! Now I don't know whether or not to whip you again to show my anger, because you might enjoy it! Reporting to Gumshoe! Fuck off. Why is it that the heat of Hell follows the Von Karmas? Wright, we ARE from Hell! That's right, Daddy! It'll be terrible when I have to pick all these shards out of my eyes... We need to leave pronto! Nick, is pronto a real word? I had my brains put into this body. I used to be a man! Maya, do you have any idea what irony is? Yeah, it's like goldy and silvery, only from iron. ARSE! FECK! DRINK! ARSE! FECK! DRINK! ARSE! FECK! DRINK! ARSE! FECK! DRINK!
I'm so not buying dinner for you, Maya. You eat like a pig!
Lovely Rita
Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
Surely you jest!
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You asked for a lunch, sir?
Is that steak? Oh I don't eat dead animals. I can taste the fear in the meat D:
Oh sweetie, it's just a little meat. I don't have any vegetarian lunches with me at the moment, so please settle with this.
No! I'm a death-free person! I live a death-free life. :(
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MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I HAZ YUR COFFE
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Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
OBJECTION!
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