Dahlia x Kristoph supporter.
Gender: None specified
Location: Missouri, USA
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Sat Jun 13, 2009 5:23 am
Posts: 1696
The cake is a lie.

WHOOOP
Gender: None specified
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:46 am
Posts: 59
MC BOMBER!!! ITS OVER 9000 jkjk
It's all Wright to be wrong sometimes!
Gender: Female
Location: Arguing with someone, naturally!
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 7:51 pm
Posts: 820

Dahlia x Kristoph supporter.
Gender: None specified
Location: Missouri, USA
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Sat Jun 13, 2009 5:23 am
Posts: 1696
: Hmm, yes I understand completly.

ryan_oui?:}lol
Gender: None specified
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:26 am
Posts: 3
"Identification please."
"I KNOW EXACTLY HOW I FEEL ABOUT THAT!!!"
*insert a sentence with no verbal fillers here*
*looks down* "yea, these are real."
"Phoenix, you know everything i say is basically just a piece of s**t right?"
"damn, I'm a real bitch."
"OMG!!! Nick, you're fine as hell!!"
9300 is OVER 9000 SPARTANS!
Gender: Female
Location: Jake Marshall's Homeland
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Mon May 11, 2009 9:26 pm
Posts: 138
"NICK! *insert girl name here* WILL NOT LEAVE ME ALONE! GET HER AWAY FROM ME!"
"Gangsters? Oh NO! I could get hurt!"
"Hello children! I do love children! I have candy in my van over by that inconspicuous trailer over there! Help yourself because I LOVE loud obnoxious kiddos!"
"I admit... I lost to you Mr. Phoenix Wright. I'm not perfect at all!"
"And I was, like, NO! And she was like, Nowai. And then my BFF was like, TOTALLY YEAH! And I was like, Oh no you didn't! And my BFF was like, Yeah, she called you fat! And I was like, NO! I'm not fat, she's fat! And she was like, WTF! And I was like, Oh she's going down!" (real conversation I heard at a lunch table)
"Why good afternoon good sirs. Would you care to converse the weather or politics?"
"I'm single."
"Women can do anything that men can do!"
Gee, Edgworth, what are we going to do tonight?
The same thing we do every night, Nicky- try to take over the world!

What the Devil is going on here?
Gender: Female
Location: Sydney, Australia
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:18 am
Posts: 905
my name is pronounced Go-dot.
"...Naturally."
Gender: Male
Location: Milton Keynes, England, UK
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:48 pm
Posts: 404
Gumshoe, I'll give you a raise.
IM FIRIN MA LAZAR!
Hi.

Ema has a hat!
Gender: Male
Location: London
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:18 am
Posts: 239
: Panties! The cause of, and sollution to, all of life's problems!
| I'm not coming back. I'm done with this fanbase. You're all up-tight, nit-picking, hypocrites who are TERRIFIED of change. Getting banned just for standing up for myself... I'm never coming back. Goodbye forever you brats. |
fear koutsiog von karma
Gender: None specified
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:22 pm
Posts: 5
I hate cowboys and texas.
I hate that bracelet.Magatama is better
I would better be a prosecutor
Magic?I hate it
I whould LOVE to see Edgeworth Vs Apollo
No I won't go super Sayan!
What is steel samurai?
I'm gona cut my hair
Kurain-what?
sci-what?Only God can help
April?It is a month right?
GANTALITY!
Gender: None specified
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Tue May 12, 2009 9:48 pm
Posts: 1150
Maya! Could you put this on and channel Lolo Ferrari please?
Looks like dental floss, SURE I WILL!
Mister Nick, you should go see Iris and propose!
Mystic Iris is Mister Nicks special someone!
Diet
Gumshoe, I am hot for you
Friction, baby! - Keith Richards
Gender: None specified
Location: The Dark Side of the Moon
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:03 pm
Posts: 2701
: This coffee tastes like shit!
: You're right. My bad.
: I could really go for some polka right now.
: Just ignore me.
: It's good being alive.
: Actually, the defense has a point.
: I love New York City!
: I ship NickxIris.
: Shut the hell up, Mr. Edgeworth!
: Was the patient a girl? I dunno, I don't pay attention to that stuff...
: She was carrying a yellow baseball glove, obviously.
: I'm Matt's manager because he's so damn sexy.
: Hey, Polly, wanna see my real magic panties...?
: Don't worry, puppy, this trial's not over yet.
: All the kids love me.
: A-HA! I solved this case all by myself!
: Check out the raise i just got!
: I forgive you, Kristoph.
: Anyone wanna go cycling?
: <insert joke here>
: Wow, a $20 bill! I'm so lucky!
: I won a case!
: No thanks, I'm on a diet.
: you wear nail polish? Gaaaaaay.
: Click me here.
: Like, hi. I'm just, like, oh my gawd, so happy to see you!
: Date my co-worker? Isn't that seriously unethical?
: Mia Fey, you're my best friend.
: Salutations! I'm am most grateful to have made your acquaintance.
: I think I'm crushing on Redd White.
: I am straight.
: Oh my god, that feels soooo good.
: Dahlia Hawthorne was the best thing that ever happened to me.
: It puts the lotion on its skin....
: That's right boys. They're real.
: Shut the hell up, you damn wood shop reject, you.
: IT'S OVER 9000!!
~The Phantom Racer~
Gender: Male
Location: Philippines
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Fri May 22, 2009 6:59 am
Posts: 259
I'm scared of the water
I hate parrots
This is my real hair
<Insert something intellectual here>
I give up! This case is hopeless!
I don't want to see that detective anymore!
I only want one girl
Coffee? I hate coffee
I want to help others
I hate everything about the Wild West
Look, I was always independent!

ALL GLORY TO... SOMETHING
Gender: Male
Location: Not in a courtroom, that's where.
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:44 pm
Posts: 914

Two more games coming up soon
Gender: Male
Location: Paris
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:45 pm
Posts: 929
Friction, baby! - Keith Richards
Gender: None specified
Location: The Dark Side of the Moon
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:03 pm
Posts: 2701
If you don't know who is the Shmoo look
Gender: None specified
Location: Puerto Rico
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:30 pm
Posts: 61
:I don't believe in my clients.
:*His girlfriend dies*I so not dead! Don't give me the death sentence Nick!
:Phoenix and Edgeworth!
:Magic is for losers!
:Gumshoe! You get a raise this year!
:I not perfect! I remember every defense attorney I had meet!
:I want tea.
:A lawyer cries when it all begins.
:I don't care if I don't have the perfect collection of the steel samurai.
Dahlia x Kristoph supporter.
Gender: None specified
Location: Missouri, USA
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Sat Jun 13, 2009 5:23 am
Posts: 1696

Missle!
Gender: Male
Location: Somewhere where there is win and pigs...
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Sun Nov 23, 2008 6:00 pm
Posts: 211
I think we should stop selling noodles!
Oh sorry, I made a mistake!
Gender: None specified
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:33 pm
Posts: 41
Would you care to give death a try?
I love cute things! And I'm like totally like gonna start wearing pink all the time!
I LOVE YOU MIA! <3 <3
Why the heck would I want burgers!? Those are disgusting!
What are you talking about? Everyone knows it's impossible for a person to be perfect.
I hate drawing.
WHAT? I hate Snackoos. Those things are disgusting.
Mia? Mia who? I'm in love with Sister Bikini!
Good day, sir.

OBJECTION!
Gender: None specified
Location: Canada
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:49 am
Posts: 52
I have wonderful luck
Back from the dead
Gender: None specified
Location: Silent Hill
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:43 pm
Posts: 1279
Pull your pants down and bend over bitch.
God I love Turnabout Clerk
...Hopefully someday... xD
Gender: None specified
Location: Suomi, Finland, Perkele!
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Sun Jul 15, 2007 5:05 pm
Posts: 3393
- OMIGOSH! OLDBAG!
- Nickypoo <3
Dahlia x Kristoph supporter.
Gender: None specified
Location: Missouri, USA
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Sat Jun 13, 2009 5:23 am
Posts: 1696

Gender: Female
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:11 pm
Posts: 7882
Oh Iris, you're Mr. Nick's special someone!
I love a good rimjob. (he'd never say it out loud).
She's too young/old/fat/skinny/has a dick/isn't breathing etc. so I can't shag her.
I'm just a delicate little flower ;____;
Legendary Rockstar
Gender: None specified
Location: Kurain Village
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Thu Jul 02, 2009 6:05 am
Posts: 27
Yes, Thank You, Mr., Ms. (as opposed to Ja, Danke, Herr, and Fraulein)
Edgeworth, Phoenix, and Judge. (as opposed to Worthy, Wrighto, and Udgey).
*real words*
I can feel my legs! (...Too cruel?)
Subway, eat fresh!
Yaoi Fan
Gender: None specified
Location: Spanishland ~~
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:17 pm
Posts: 20
i don't care mr Nick, you can leave alone Maya!
i'm not perfect, you're right
coffe? what's that? i'm a teaholic
ah, I love you, apollo~~
please, save mee mr Wright, i'm not masque demask! (i wrote it right?)
panties? oh no, your'e wrong... i love boxers (LOLZ)
i can fly! and i can prove it! *fly over the court* fiuuu~~ fa-bu-lous
edgy-chan!
Wife of Justin Laws :3
Gender: None specified
Location: Somewhere in AZ
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:30 am
Posts: 97
Hey Kristoph can you teach me how to forge evidence?
Apollo I love you.
I'm going to wear black and go emo.
I don't know how to play guitar!
I love being Mr.Wright puppet!
I need to get a real job.
Nick you should have died when that bridge burned down.
To heck with coffee I'm going to drink some tea!
Pink is so gay.
Okay Edgeworth get my cleint guilty cause I don't care!

~Panty Power~
Gender: None specified
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:23 am
Posts: 55
Briefs~!!
I won a case! :D
Mr. Wright~! -Grabby hands.-
Tea is the new coffee
What the Devil is going on here?
Gender: Female
Location: Sydney, Australia
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:18 am
Posts: 905
Hey , Like, Feenie, like, wanna go shopping today?
Oh, Like, totally!
Moo.
Gender: Male
Location: I'm Welsh and live in England. Bleh.
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Sat Dec 20, 2008 3:04 pm
Posts: 1753
The thread killer (avi THANKS TO COLD52)
Gender: Male
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:25 pm
Posts: 160
Whos Mask*DeMask?
OBJECTION!
I DO Love mah feenie
What are waitresses?
Burgers suck.
If you don't know who is the Shmoo look
Gender: None specified
Location: Puerto Rico
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:30 pm
Posts: 61
:When I grow up I will be a prosecutor!
:What! A murderer! Oh god this is terrible!
:Maya come here.
:I understand Mr.Nick. If you don't love Maya it don't matter. I have a new favorite paring.
:What a ugly girl! Disgusting! Eww!
...like the scent of fresh lemon.
Gender: None specified
Location: The Loser Shack
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Mon Jul 06, 2009 7:27 pm
Posts: 311
I'm gay.
Stealing is bad. I would never ever steal.
I'm a poor man who deserves a low quality lifestyle!
My full-body wax appointment is at 5:00.
I support PhoenixXEdgeworth!
LIKE OMG!!! Where's my Pink #3 nail polish?!?!? Technology is icky!
Phoenix
Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
Gender: Male
Location: CA
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Fri Jun 12, 2009 1:26 am
Posts: 4993
Gender: Female
Location: Sydney
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:19 pm
Posts: 398
smart people smartly dreams of smart dreams who smartly succeed in those smart goals smartly
*burns guitar* I hate music!!!
It's normal panties to you!
mmmmmm... Tea rules.....
*spits snackoos* I love Klavier ^^ *swoons*... Damn! I suck at science T^T
...My hair sucks T^T
... ( to Apollo) I agree... mine too
I love Coffee
....OMG!!! I won the lottery!!!!!! Im freakin' RICH pal!!!!

The Magatama of Truth!
Gender: Female
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow.
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:02 am
Posts: 134
Mr Nick and Iris sitting in a tree, K-I-SS-I-N-G!! Aww how cute!
(not pal)
I apologise for everything.
Had fun at the gym yesterday.
Gumshoe deserves a payrise.
Gender: Male
Location: Ireland
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Mon Feb 23, 2009 7:12 pm
Posts: 352
OBJECT.........ah fuck this shit this guy isnt worth defending.
I am a woman.
I am so pissed off with you right now!
Ah a helpless old lady I shall help escort her accros the road and not rape her right here for all to see.
The world was created in seven days, religiously speaking of course.
Darwin was full of shit now Leviticus on the other hand....
Till the landslide brought me down...
Gender: Female
Location: Sydney
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Fri Apr 03, 2009 12:03 pm
Posts: 1198
Why don't you just crawl into a hole and die mr Nick!?
I see where this is going...
*Wins the biggest loser*
I WON, I actually beat someone
I'm having chicken tonight