Gender: Male
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:36 pm
Posts: 571
Never say never!
*sigh* what a lovely pigeon. Have a seed
I'm actually a stupid wooden doll, manipulated by little girl
Have a taco
Here, take a snackoo, it will help you.

Apply directly to the forehead
Gender: Male
Location: New Mexico (If you can find any more empty space, your in Paris Hilton's brain)
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:35 am
Posts: 315
Nah we'll discuss it in person
Anything smart
Sorry for what I said
That bag is to expensive
You're my best friend
It's not a good day for swimming
Can you hear me now...Good
It's natural
I love my job
Anything that does not end in "end quote"
Gender: Female
Location: Sydney
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:19 pm
Posts: 398
(sneezes to get attention)

'One who should not exist..'
Gender: Female
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Sun Nov 01, 2009 4:05 pm
Posts: 494

Gender: None specified
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:21 pm
Posts: 407
Bitch, bring me some of that tea there, coffee was so last month.
'One who should not exist..'
Gender: Female
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Sun Nov 01, 2009 4:05 pm
Posts: 494
i know i'm not funny, just laugh okay?
isn't that to dangerous ronnie?
i have.. a big nose
she is my girlfriend for 2 years now

Masked Guy
Gender: Male
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Wed Nov 25, 2009 8:08 pm
Posts: 68
I don't want you hear me.
Modern stuff is cool! I like pigeons too!
Till the landslide brought me down...
Gender: Female
Location: Sydney
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Fri Apr 03, 2009 12:03 pm
Posts: 1198
we're getting married!
.....YUM!YUM!
Hah! You wish you had my avi!
Gender: Female
Location: In my basement, tying P + E to the same chair.......mwahaha
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sat Nov 21, 2009 9:26 am
Posts: 67
Phoeinx
Miles
Look at the sweet little puppy! Daddy! Can I keep it???
Franzisca...you wanna practice some whipping...? hehe.
Girl scarves are out. I've decided to wear guy clothes instead.
Narrow Minded, Cultural Assumming
Gender: None specified
Location: Secret ;D
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Mon Sep 21, 2009 1:48 pm
Posts: 15
*silence*
Uhh, lets see here... AHEM. Every planetary body is surrounded by its own gravitational field, which exerts an attractive force on all objects. Assuming a spherically symmetrical planet the strength of this field at any given point is proportional to the planetary body's mass and inversely proportional to the square of the distance from the center of the body.
Gender: Male
Location: Austria
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:12 pm
Posts: 272
Good job, NTSC!
Till the landslide brought me down...
Gender: Female
Location: Sydney
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Fri Apr 03, 2009 12:03 pm
Posts: 1198
Ace Fangirl
Gender: Female
Location: Under your porch, because I love you
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Sat Sep 26, 2009 6:00 am
Posts: 920
Is my air guitar too loud for you?
Nah, I'm not in the mood for burgers (something along the lines of this has probably already been said)
What the Devil is going on here?
Gender: Female
Location: Sydney, Australia
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:18 am
Posts: 905
The Defence thinks the prosecution is retarted...
like, duh! I , like totally agree, like, with anything the defence says :P
Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
Gender: Male
Location: CA
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Fri Jun 12, 2009 1:26 am
Posts: 4993
- Hey, it's Winter! Too cold to go swimming!
Gender: Female
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Sat Dec 12, 2009 3:23 am
Posts: 33
I hate blackmailers.
I'll tell you the truth...hang on, maybe not...
I hate my wife!! She spends too much of my moneeeeeeyyy!!
I'm not going to reminisce about my childhood anymore.
I love Juan Corrida.
I love Viola.
I'm not poisoning anybody!
I actually AM the real Director Hotti...hm, ho, yes...
Painting by Denerop
Gender: Male
Location: Argentina
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 2:49 am
Posts: 287
I like that tie of yours, Trite!
I'm blind, you see...
Corrupt? Von Karma? Please...
Meow...
My name is...
I suffer from imsomnia!!!
My name pun is so not obvious!
I found a penny walking down the streets, and...
Sorry, your Honor... I couldn't find my air guitar for today's trial...
Wait, let me get more seeds
I'm innocent!!!
^_^
Gender: Female
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:56 am
Posts: 76
me is no good at attorneying and getting evidenceses
marry me miss Oldbag
Phoenix, can you give me a raw onion to eat, i would prefer that to a burger.
Phoenix is no good wth maya, shed be better of with fransiska
A True English Diva-To-Be <3
Gender: Female
Location: Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun~
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:14 pm
Posts: 1199
Screw revenge. Let's all go out for lunch!
Ganting? Well, I must confess I've never heard that term and the idea that I would have non-consensual relations with anyone frankly offends me.
I bite my nails. All. The. Time.
You can go to hell, Mr. Nick- Mystic Maya/Ms. von Karma is my OTP!
Actually, I'm married. Enjoy your perv-free stay at the Hotti Clinic.
I'm from Oklahoma.
FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M NOT A LESBIAN!
College is for losers. I'm off to get a real job.
I'm not remotely attracted to any of you.
No, you CANNOT see my panties!
All this saturated fat is going straight to my thighs....
Ace Fangirl
Gender: Female
Location: Under your porch, because I love you
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Sat Sep 26, 2009 6:00 am
Posts: 920
You know what? I'm not into women. Guys are more my thing.
The thread killer (avi THANKS TO COLD52)
Gender: Male
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:25 pm
Posts: 160
Computers, suck, BALLS. Typewriters FTW!
Lemons smell HORRIBLE.
Hey, um, dessie, screw you, and give me my money back.
FINE
Gender: None specified
Location: Not Here
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:07 am
Posts: 1316
Good job, NTSC!
FINE
Gender: None specified
Location: Not Here
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:07 am
Posts: 1316
I'm sorry
I don't like girls anymore
I've never loved pussy
Actually i'm not a doctor
Ace Fangirl
Gender: Female
Location: Under your porch, because I love you
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Sat Sep 26, 2009 6:00 am
Posts: 920
I don't like girls anymore
You know what? I'm not into women. Guys are more my thing.
Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
Gender: Male
Location: CA
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Fri Jun 12, 2009 1:26 am
Posts: 4993
-It's-a-me! Mario!
-Forget DL-6!
-(insanely-long explanation)...and that's how I did that trick!
-God created the world and all of its creatures.
-Arrr matey!
-...Like the scent of fresh manure...
-LOL, i downlded moar songz on mah iPod.
'One who should not exist..'
Gender: Female
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Sun Nov 01, 2009 4:05 pm
Posts: 494
I can't handle rookie attorneys.
I hate mornings. I hate my life. I hate everything.
Ey, you listening, dude? i'm talking here, pay some attention!
You missed a not during our performence? ah i didn't even notice it. Well, it doesn't matter anyway, buddie!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Gender: Female
Location: in ur pants LOLZ!!!11 nah, for serious, the UK.
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:08 pm
Posts: 165
Ugh, I hate science. Let's just... do English, or something.
The rabbit was in the hat the entire time!
Women disgust me, for I am oh-so-very gay.
Oh man, the best thing ever just happened to me! I can't believe how lucky I am!
A raise, Mr. Edgeworth? But you've already given me three this year!
Jolly good show old chap, what say we pop to my place for a spot of tea?
That weather girl sure is smart.

Avatar/Gumshoe banner by me; awesome Professor Layton banner by Nadindi. CLICK ON IT.
Wherever you go, I will be there.
Gender: Female
Location: Tachibana Dynasty, Koga
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:31 am
Posts: 718
I'm not a virgin due to flashing my magic panties.
Your precious Urn was crap. Your precious URRRRRNNNN!!!!!!
/
Perfection sucks.

Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
Gender: Male
Location: CA
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Fri Jun 12, 2009 1:26 am
Posts: 4993
-Oopsies! I made a teensy-weensy mistake! Tee-hee!
-The Best Part of Waking Up is NOT Folger's in your cup!
-I suck at Guitar Hero.
-Let's go see the San Andreas Fault!
-I think I'll put on my contacts today.
FINE
Gender: None specified
Location: Not Here
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:07 am
Posts: 1316
i am a lesbianObjection! that testimony is FLAWLESS!
Gender: Female
Location: Sheffield,England
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Wed Dec 30, 2009 1:50 pm
Posts: 33
Hi, Phoenix Wright I LOVE YOU!!!!!
I didnt see bananas I saw a........................... YELLOW SUBMARINE
STOP PAYING ATTENTION TO MEEEEE!!!!!
Apollo, Stop doing air Guitar...
Screw you Edgeworth im gonna be a Astronaut
Trucy I have your Panties and you cant have them haha
Im not the Director of Blue Screen Inc. im a Farmer
My girlfriends a Teacher
Furio Tigre you Idiot i'll get my granddad on you!!!
Trucy I am NOT your Farther I am your Mother
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! ITS TRUCY RUN AWAY!!!!!!
I ordered a Coffee with MILK not black
.
Gender: Male
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:37 am
Posts: 31
: I've been studying for thirteen years and am now a university professor. Also, I hate women.
: I JUST WON THE LOTTERY!
: I hate coffee.
: I GOT A RAISE!
: I GOT PROMOTED
: I hate Texas.
: I'm afraid of water, so I can't swim at all.
Gender: Female
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Wed Aug 20, 2008 12:05 am
Posts: 422
- You know what, Mr. Wright, you're correct. There is room for me to improve.
- FREE HUGS IN MY OFFICE
- Being a rockstar is for losers. I'm quitting.

~The Phantom Racer~
Gender: Male
Location: Philippines
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Fri May 22, 2009 6:59 am
Posts: 259
- Lucky me!
- I see a contradiction here! This doesn't add up with that piece of evidence
- I can live on my own (
- Rock sucks!
- No Caffeine for me

justice is always wright ;)
Gender: Male
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Sun Feb 14, 2010 5:53 pm
Posts: 290
this testemony has no contradictions,i agree with it 100%
the prosecution get's a penalty
i am famous
the defendant is guilty and i'll do everything in my power to prove it
I am a lesbian and i love franziska
prosecutor payne,how could i ever forget him
i won the king of prosecutors
*insert low voice here*
I'm not a lawyer, I'm a hedgehog!
Gender: Female
Location: United States
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:38 pm
Posts: 120
There are no facts, only interpretations.
The thread killer (avi THANKS TO COLD52)
Gender: Male
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:25 pm
Posts: 160
I'm retaking the bar exam, TO BE A PROSECUTOR
I support wrightxedgey
I support edgeyxwright
I am not gay for franzy.
Women? Kittens?! mia was a CHICK?! OH MAN WAS I WRONG!
So NOT fabulous
Heh heh, boobies!
(Sp)ace Detective
Gender: Male
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:36 pm
Posts: 182
I copied all the answers for my med school finals from Tyler.
I’m really sensitive and caring, once you get to know me, baby.
I wish I was more like Mia.
I wish I was more like Mia.
I wish I was more like Mia.
I wish I was more like Mia.
Umm girls…just so you know, these are really implants.
EDGEWORTH MAH BOI! YOU ARE A NOBLE AND UPSTANDING PROSECUTOR AND I’M PROUD OF YOU!
Stop being so competitive, Miles. Siblings shouldn’t be quarrelling over who’s better like this.
I’m sure I can get through this case without bluffing.
McCoy is soooo much cooler than Spock!
PFFFFFFT! This tastes like DECAF!