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Ask about my avatar for a chilling story

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Image(GodotFan) ...Woah. What the fuck happened?
:morgan: (???) ...Joe?
Image(GodotFan) ...Who are you?
:tea: (???) Joe, it's me, Erica!
Image(GodotFan) Holy shit. What HAPPENED to you?
:morgan: (Erica P) Pff! Good to see you too! Honestly, you know I never talk to you! I don't even like you that much! And yet, the first time I WILLINGLY talk to you the first thing you do is criticize me! You may as well be stomping on Godot's coffee mug! All I wanted was somebody to-
Image(GodotFan) Yeah, yeah, great story, where is everyone?
:tea: (Erica P) *shrugs*
Image(GodotFan) ...OK, I'll go look. This is gonna get ugly... First I'll look in the woods.
mini :steel: LULZ J00 SED WOOD.
Image(GodotFan) Yes I did, Miniman. Now go back in the jar.
mini :steel: K LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
Image(GodotFan) While he did shit, I ended up in the middle of the woods.
:cookie: (???) Hello person.
Image(GodotFan) ...Who the hell are you?
:cookie: (???) What, you don't recognize me? I'm CI!
Image(GodotFan) ...You're a cookie.
:cookie: (CI) That's a little gay.
Image(GodotFan) No, I mean you're a REAL frigging cookie!
:cookie: (CI) I don't roll that way.
Image(GodotFan) ...*sighs, holds up mirror*
:cookie: (CI) Oh that.
Image(GodotFan) ...
:cookie: (CI) ...What?
Image(GodotFan) Aren't you worried? I mean what if something eats you?
:cookie: (CI) Who would eat me?
:pshhh: Mmm, milk! You know what would be good with this?
Image(GodotFan) That cookie, I bet.
:cookie: (CI) ...Fuck you, Joe.
Image(GodotFan) OK, now to this conveniently placed office.
:gregory: (???) *typing and sipping a red drink*
Image(GodotFan) ...Holy Pasta, Darzie, is that you?!?!?!
:gregory: (Darzie) Please, I don't go by Darzie anymore. Call me Darren.
Image(GodotFan) ...OK, I won't, because if you're lying you'll beat me up. How did you become an office peon?
:gregory: (Darzie) Well, we got bought out by Halliburton so I got a job here. Unfortunately, my crazy-go-nuts, gangsta additude didn't go over well with them, so, here I am.
Image(GodotFan) ...But you're still drinking Crunk Juice.
:gregory: (Darzie) This isn't Crunk juice, this is Powerade.
Image(GodotFan) ...Freakin'... OK, well, this is really getting weird. I think I'm gonna go home and play Pong and eat nachos. Yeah, Nachos, yeah! ...Yeah!
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Oh, Mr. Moffat, you card you.

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:phoenix: :larry2: :edgeworth:
:pearly: : "Hey, Listen! Hey, Listen!"
:larry2: : "Man, this fary is really annoyin'." :pearly: : "Hey, Listen! Hey, Listen!"
:butz: : "Let's kill it!" :pearly: : "Hey, Listen! Hey, Listen!"
:butz: : "Hey, get back here, you!!! I'm gonna rip your wings off with a pair of tweezers!!" :pearly: : "Hey, Listen! Hey, Listen! Hey, Listen! Hey, Listen!"
:larry: : "Damn, it got away...."

Hey, Listen!
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Mexico? Maybe.

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? : Knock, knock.

:phoenix: : Who's there? [looks down]

:cookie: : ..............................................

:nick: : .....................................

Why am I so fucking funny!?
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Mira muchacha esta para ti.

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gtfo mai internetz
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Rise and shine, Mr. Judge.

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:phoenix: : Karma, you read this morning's newspaper?
:karma: : I'm too perfect for newspaper.
:phoenix: : TV?
:karma: : Too perfect for TV.
:phoenix: : LOOKED AT STREET SIGNS!?
:karma: : My eyes are too good to be opened. who is this anyway?
:phoenix: : *evil grin*
:phoenix: : Your dog, Phoenix.
:karma: : OMG!!! I HAVENT SEEN YOU IN YEARS FEENIE!
:phoenix: : F-Feenie?
:karma: : Yes, don't you remember, sweety pie? i dunno why i named you after that retard with porcupine hair.
:phoenix: punches :karma: and his mask falls off.
:phoenix: :OMG!
:chinami: : WHAT!? DO I GOT SOMETHING ON MY FACE!?...oh... its you.
:phoenix: :D...dah..
(attention, im getting lazy)
:chinami: : get to the fucking point, you're wasting my life
:phoenix: : soz u were a 90 yo prosecutorz
:chinami: : WTF *takes off mask*
:karma: : WHO DO U KALL 90 YO U FAGG
:phoenix: : so it wuz u wearing 2 masks
:karma: : ya lol how funny am i?
:phoenix: : no u suck
:karma: : im too perfect to suck
:phoenix: just open ur eyes already
:karma: : oh so its you y were u posing my dog u fuk
:phoenix: : stfu
:karma: : no u
:maya: : hey ni- OMFG ITS DAT GUY WHO RAPED ME
:phoenix: : omg you got raped by like 848905890334 ppl be more specific
:maya: : he has grey hair
:phoenix: : thanks
:maya: : no problem btw make love to me now
:phoenix: : no ur pussy is small and you have mini-tits
MINI-TITS, BUY THEM NOW! OR U SUCK
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SMEWWOVISION WEPWACES TEWWOVISION?!

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:maya: Gee, who knew Octoroks liked chocolate more than coffee?
:godot: It certainly would have saved me a lot of bodily injury.
:phoenix: Hey look! It's Satan! Hi, Satan!
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Yo. Sup, my homies?
You can't stop the bacon. Nobody can stop the baaaaacooooooon!
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CRUUUUUUSHHHHH

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:phoenix: Gee, it sure is boring around here! I just wonder what Ganon... uh... Edgeworth's up to!

:phoenix: How 'bout a kiss? For luck?
:chinami: You've got to be kidding.
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I suppose Max/Franziska and Ron/Dessie. You should too.
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SMEWWOVISION WEPWACES TEWWOVISION?!

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:grossburg: Your majesty, Von Karma has seized Los Angeles.
:udgy: Hmmm, how can we help?
:grossburg: It is written, only Phoenix can defeat Von Karma.
:phoenix: Great! I'll grab my stuff!
:grossburg: There is no time! Your breifcase is enough.
You can't stop the bacon. Nobody can stop the baaaaacooooooon!
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Rise and shine, Mr. Judge.

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:udgy: i wonder whats with Wright & co. law office
:phoenix: oh boy! im so hungry i could eat the court record!
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SMEWWOVISION WEPWACES TEWWOVISION?!

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Hm, no Mutant Rampage Body Slam ones?
:karma: It's like SUICIDE!
You can't stop the bacon. Nobody can stop the baaaaacooooooon!
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:larry: Pokarekare Ana!!
:sadshoe: Pokarekare Ana.....
:maggy: What?! You think am dead so you said that to me?!?
:pearl: Awww, they don't want Miss Maggey to go away... that's SOOOOO SWEEEEEEEET~
:nick-sweat: How'd she knows what they're saying????

:keylady: Hmmmm... whatever, it is time to fly return~ :edgy:

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That's how life should be! -
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CRUUUUUUSHHHHH

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:franny: Prepare for trouble...
:edgy: And make it double!


Has that been done? I couldn't resist.
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I suppose Max/Franziska and Ron/Dessie. You should too.
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Fixd.
Cracka-Lackin' wrote:
:whip: Prepare for trouble...
:edgeworth: And make it double!


Has that been done? I couldn't resist.

:keylady: Hmmmm... whatever, it is time to fly return~ :edgy:

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That's how life should be! -
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Why? UH, because I CAN!

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heheh

:karma: Muhahaha!
:phoenix: *walking* It was awfully nice for Gumshoe to invite us over for a picnic, aye Maya?
:maya: I hope he made lots of hamburgers!
:phoenix: Maya look! *takes paper* It's from Manfred!
"Dear pesky lawyers,
The von Karmas and I have taken over Los Angeles/Japan. Your detective is now a permanent part of one of my seven court houses. I DARE YOU TO FIND HIM IF YOU CAN!"
:phoenix: We gotta find Gumshoe!
:maya: Why?
:phoenix: Oh yeah, we don't care, aw well, let's go somewhere else.
*they leave*
:sadshoe: Hey, what about me, pals!!!
:karma: We don't have a use for him anymore.
:franny: Lets throw him in the Gant pit.
:gant: RAEPRAEPRAEPRAEPRAEPRAEPRAEPRAEPRAEPRAEP!!!!!!
:sadshoe: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Poor Gumshoe...
Choose your own decisions!
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:phoenix: You remind me of the babe
:pealshock: What babe?
:phoenix: The babe with the power
:pealshock: What power?
:phoenix: The power of voodoo
:pealshock: Who do?
:phoenix: You do!
:pealshock: Do what?
:phoenix: I... can't quite remember now...
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I suppose Max/Franziska and Ron/Dessie. You should too.
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SMEWWOVISION WEPWACES TEWWOVISION?!

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Voodoo, you say?
What a coincidence, because my grandma (RIP)'s apartment in the Bronx was right across from that of a lady who practiced vodun. Whenever we went to visit grandma, we had to pass by ~ulp~ HER place. I have no idea what actually went on in there, but there were lots of strange smells, loud noises, and sometimes chicken feathers peeking out from under the door crack. SPOOKY.

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Who IS Pearl's father?

:pearl: What?

Is it Furio Tigre? :zenitora:

Yanni Yogi? :yogi:

:pearl: Just when did THIS come up?

Redd White? :redd:

Frank Sahwit? :sawit:

Director Hotti? :hotti:

Dr. Grey? :grey:

:hotti: Not Dr. Grey. He's gay.

:grey: You go to hell! You go to hell and you die there!

The Judge? :udgy:

:udgy: Huh?

Damon Gant? :damon:

Or the 2009 lineup for the Green Bay Packers?

:pearl: I'm not sure I want to know the answer to this.

:keiko: The results of the DNS test are in! The identity of Pearl's is-

TO BE CONTINUED!

Or maybe not.

:pearl: With these choices, I'd definitely prefer not.
Truth will come to light.

William Shakespeare's The Merchant of Venice.
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funnie thread
I was 17 when I joined this forum. During this time I participated in a thread that made light of sexual assault and event making jokes about it. I didn't think much of it at the time other than portraying a villain. I am older, looking back see how unacceptable & disgusting. I removed the comments because I do not wish to condone this behaviour. But of course fragments remain. I can only apologise for any hurt of distress caused.

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One K, one R, two V's. Gawd.

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Spoiler: Insho(save space)
Insho wrote:
:phoenix: :larry2: :edgeworth:
:pearly: : "Hey, Listen! Hey, Listen!"
:larry2: : "Man, this fary is really annoyin'." :pearly: : "Hey, Listen! Hey, Listen!"
:butz: : "Let's kill it!" :pearly: : "Hey, Listen! Hey, Listen!"
:butz: : "Hey, get back here, you!!! I'm gonna rip your wings off with a pair of tweezers!!" :pearly: : "Hey, Listen! Hey, Listen! Hey, Listen! Hey, Listen!"
:larry: : "Damn, it got away...."

Hey, Listen!

YUGIOH ABRIDGEDD! :D


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Lack of sleep sucks...

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I couldn't resist this.

:phoenix: Once I get to the island I'll probably bump into Edgeworth. I'll never forget the way he beat me in court. I remember it like it was yesterday.
-------------------------flashback----------------------------
:edgeworth: Wait a minute! Did you just pull out a bunch of peices of evidence at the same time?
:beta-phoenix: Yeah? So?
:edgeworth: That's against the rules, isn't it?
:beta-phoenix2: SCREW THE RULES! I HAVE GREEN HAIR!!!
-----------------------end flashback-------------------------
:think: Huh... That was weird... I should probably cut down on the drugs...
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Oh, Mr. Moffat, you card you.

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Hurray for teh Abridged!
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:damon: : "You can't possibly have destroyed my Pyramid of Light all by yourself. You must have had help."


:godot: :haykitten: : "..."
:godot: : "Nope, it's all me."
:Godot-object: : "NOW, I use Reverse of Reverse to use the last card played by Kaiba-- Return from the Different Dimension!"
:godot: : "Welcome back, my Egyptian gods:
Obelisk the Tormentor :badger:
Slifer, the Executive Producer, :zenny:
and Mega-Ultra Chicken! :polly: "
:beef: : "Chicken, arise. Arise, chicken, arise."
:polly:


:gantdown: : "You can't do that."


:godot: : "I can do whatever I wan, because I'm voiced by Dan Greene!"
:Godot-object: : "Go, Egyptian gods, EPILEPTIC SEIZURE ATTACK!"

:polly: :badger: :zenny:
*Cue "We are the Champions" theme*

:zap: : "Curse you Dan Greene."


:shelly: : "TOASTY!"
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Speed up, n00b

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:that-b-word: *staring out at the sea from a bridge*
:that-b-word: 23, 23, 23, 23, 23-
:wellington: Hello there. Why are you saying that?
:that-b-word: Becuase it's so peaceful to stand here and say that. Try it.
:wellington: 23, 23, 23, 23, 23-
:that-b-word: *pushes :beef: into the sea*
:that-b-word: 24, 24, 24, 24, 24...
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Lack of sleep sucks...

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Rise and shine, Mr. Judge.

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:maya: N...nick.. i l..i loo--.. i love you!
:nick-sweat: uhh maya... why... umm..
:maya: kk...kiss me... now...
:pearl: DO IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT! *puts taser close to maya's head*
:kissy: helpp... me...
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why hello there

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:lana: First one to cross the finish line gets a date with me!
:lana: If you both die,I will mourn the corpse closest to the finish line!
:franny: Godot,you haven't slept!You'll kill yourself!
:Godot-object: This is the last thing I have to do!
:lana: GOO!
*Phoenix and Godot begin their race.The cars speed off into the distance.*
:franny: ..Or the last thing you'll ever do..
:Godot-object:*is thinking*
:yogi: He was too sleepy to be drivin'.He's a cripple now.
:yogi: A criiiiiiipple.
:eh?: I never saw him have sex with a pie.
:eh?: Sex with a pie.
:eh?: Sex.
:sadshoe: Pie.
:badger: WAZZAAAP?!!
:badger: WAZAAAAAAAP?!!
:badger: WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaap?!
:godot: ..Maybe I do have a problem..
:godot: Problem.Problem.

*Godot pulled his car over and took a nap.*
:godot: Aaaaah....Swee,swee,swee,swee,swee,swee...*other snoring sounds here*
:phoenix: Hahaha!Nothing bad ever happens to the Wrights---WHAAAAAA!
*Phoenix's car flipped over and crashed inches away from the finish line.*
*THREE DAYS LATER*
:godot: Aaah!
*Godot drove past the finish line.*
:acro: HOOORAAAAY
:lana: Godot,you won~!I'm all yours.
:godot: I did win..because I did the right thing.
:godot: I pulled over and took a nap.And I owe it all to my friend Adrian.Thanks Adrian..wherever you are.
:franny: I'm right here.
:godot: So you are,Adrian...so you are.
:lana: So what do you want to do on our date?
:godot: I was thinking we could...sleep together!
:franny: :godot: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
:franny: Ohh...funny.
:Godot-object: No,seriously.Can we sleep together?

:edgy: Hi there,friend.
:godot: Woow!Tom Green!
:wacky-edgy: Who?
:godot: You work here?
:edgy: Oh,I always make time to teach kids the truth of A.D.D.,and or,A.D.H.D,it's hyperative cousin.
:godot: Huh?
:edgy: Hey,you're reading my book!*Tom Green snatched the book out of Godot's hands.*
:wacky-edgy: Touch the book.Liick the book.Lick the book.Lick the book!Lick the book!Lick the book!
:wacky-edgy: Lick the book!Lick the book!Book.Book.Book.Book.Bu-bu-bu-book-book-book.
:edgy: Yeah,I haven't read it either.People with A.D.D,they aren't good readers.
*Tom Green picks up a razor out of nowhere.*
:wacky-edgy: Hey,you wanna go shave a dog?
:godot: My friend has A.D.D...And everyone at school treats him like some kind of lepur!
:edgeworth: Well,that's discrimination!
:wacky-edgy: Hey,you wanna go take a dump on my parents bed?
:wacky-edgy: AAHH-AHHH!I'm an albatross!I'm an albatross!I'mm FLAP-FLAP-FLAPPING MY ALBATROSS WINGS!
:wacky-edgy: FLAP-FLAP-FLAPPING MY ALBATROSS WINGS!
*Tom Green jumped through the window on the fifth floor of the school.*
:wacky-edgy: AAAAAAAAAAH!!*Pokes elbow while falling* AAAAAH!!
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That one girl

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:udgy: So I have this pet fish, and it has a name, and its name is
:udgy: :ka-whip: SHUT UP NOW OK


:yogi: y hallo thar. buttsecks?
:pearl: nty.
:hotti: Arrgh!
:gant: HAHAHAHA I GOT YOU NOW
:pearl: -pulls off mask-
:gant: YES INDEED I GOT YOU NOW
:gant: WAIT IF YOU ARE ME AND I AM YOU THEN WHO AM I AND WHO ARE YOU
:gant: -pulls off mask-
:draw: FUN.
:gant: DEAD LADY D:
:maya: I see dead people all the time. It's part of channeling.
:phoenix: :udgy: :pearl: :edgeworth: :gant: ....
:maya: What?
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This is so shippable just because of one conversation.
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Image Ding-dong. It's time for you to die...again.
:zap: NO! THIS CANNOT BE! AS LONG AS THERE IS RAEP, DAMON GANT CANNOT DIE!
Image Sorry, but you have a one-foot hole blown straight through your chest. You obviously can't go on living that way.
:damon: Sez you!
Image Cease this foolishness!
:damon: Wrong game, asshole!
Image Whatever. You're going to die and LIKE it!
:damon: Can I at least raep you?
Image No.
:damon: Please?
Image NO!
:damon: Please?
Image NO!!!
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I seized fate by the neck alright...

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Oh Crap It's A Crossover!

Image Why hello there lad. Care to play a good old-fashioned Irish tune on that piano of yours...?

:hobohodo: I don't...I don't do Irish tunes.

Image You play poker, then?

:hobohodo: HELL YES.

Image Feh...Thought as much.

:hobohodo: Come with me, mysterious shaded man...

Image He cheats.

:hobohodo: ...Admit it. You wanna join in.

Image Sure. Why not?

Image Because I'd beat you.

Image You talk a big game, beeyotch. Bring it.

Image Too easy.

:hobohodo2: ARE YOU BOTH GOING TO PLAY OR NOT?

Image I'm in.

Image Ditto.

--Three hours later--

Image YOU FREAKING CHEATER!

Image FIFTY-TWO PICK-UP TIME!

:hobohodo: Two more satisfied customers. -Scrawls down the results for further reference.-
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Lack of sleep sucks...

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:eh?: What the pfargtl!?
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:zap: I'M AN ABOMINATION!!!!!!
:jazzgant: And I'm coming to your house after school!
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SMEWWOVISION WEPWACES TEWWOVISION?!

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:beef: This is a freakin' bug hunt, man!
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You can't stop the bacon. Nobody can stop the baaaaacooooooon!
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This does fit me...

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Location: Where you least expect me, Under my bed

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:gregory: (GVM)Whoa! Where am I? I could've sworn I was just typing on my computer... And why do I have glasses and black hair!?
:phoenix: Um... Who are you?
:gregory: ummmm...... Wait! You're Phoenix Wright!?
:phoenix: yes.
:gregory: Well let me ask you this, Why do I have a gregory sprite?
:phoenix: Well....You can take Odoroki's
:gregory: Wow! Really?*switches sprites*
:odoroki: Now this is better!
:phoenix: Again, who are you?
:odoroki: An outsider.
:phoenix: What do you mean an outsider?!
:odoroki: Like, a person from another world.
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I made Godots visor, Jealous?
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Speed up, n00b

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My life and rapeing. A poem by Damon Gant

:damon: My life is to rape,
:gant: I would even f*ck an ape.
:damon: With me you don't have to think about looks or age,
:jazzgant: I rape children by luring them with a lvl 13 mage.
:gant: At christmas I love to be dressed as Saint Nick,
:damon: my last victim of that trick was a boy named Rick.
:gant: Yes, Indeed I rape and drink and kill,
:jazzgant: I hide my victims everywhere, often in a mill.

:damon: In conclusion, my name is Gant.
:zap: AND I WILL CRUSH YOU LIKE AN ANT!

:pealshock: ...
:cody: ...
:that-b-word: I liked the killing part.
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(ace attorney gremlin mode activated)

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Lord Wackruntlje wrote:
:that-b-word: *staring out at the sea from a bridge*
:that-b-word: 23, 23, 23, 23, 23-
:wellington: Hello there. Why are you saying that?
:that-b-word: Becuase it's so peaceful to stand here and say that. Try it.
:wellington: 23, 23, 23, 23, 23-
:that-b-word: *pushes :beef: into the sea*
:that-b-word: 24, 24, 24, 24, 24...

OH MY GAWD XDDD

I remember that joke XDDDDDD

Sklarvv wrote:
YUGIOH ABRIDGEDD! :D

:pencileraser: ATTENTION LAWYERS: MY HAIR IS ASSALTING YOU.

XDDDDD

FTW XDDD
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Lives in a box mansion

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:phoenix: Welcome back to "Amazing Sibling Tricks!" Here we have Miles Edgeworth, with his sister, Franny. What's Franny gonna do for us now?
:edgy: She's gonna pop 100 balloons in under a minute!
:franny: *twitching around in a cage, snarling, grr-ing, etc.*
:phoenix: Okay, okay, she looks anxious. Ready....GO!
:edgeworth: *opens cage*
:franny: *goes crazy and pops all of 'em*
:phoenix: GOAL! Time: 2 seconds.
:franny: I have succeeded.
:edgeworth: Good. BACK IN THE CAGE!
:franny: Aww..What, no prize money?
:edgeworth: NO! I TRAINED YOU!
:franny: WELL I DID THE TRICK!
*fight ensues*
:ack: *to cameramen* call the bodyguards, you minimum-wage teamster jakas----OKAY! TIME TO CUT TO A COMMERCIAL BREAK! COMING UP NEXT...Card..CARD! *reads card* MIA! And her little sister, Maya who can eat twenty cheeseburgers in five seconds without accumulating a massive heart attack!
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Nothing to Hyde wrote:
Clone High


MARRY ME
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Insho wrote:
Hurray for teh Abridged!
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:damon: : "You can't possibly have destroyed my Pyramid of Light all by yourself. You must have had help."


:godot: :haykitten: : "..."
:godot: : "Nope, it's all me."
:Godot-object: : "NOW, I use Reverse of Reverse to use the last card played by Kaiba-- Return from the Different Dimension!"
:godot: : "Welcome back, my Egyptian gods:
Obelisk the Tormentor :badger:
Slifer, the Executive Producer, :zenny:
and Mega-Ultra Chicken! :polly: "
:beef: : "Chicken, arise. Arise, chicken, arise."
:polly:


:gantdown: : "You can't do that."

:godot: : "I can do whatever I wan, because I'm voiced by Dan Greene!"
:Godot-object: : "Go, Egyptian gods, EPILEPTIC SEIZURE ATTACK!"

:polly: :badger: :zenny:
*Cue "We are the Champions" theme*

:zap: : "Curse you Dan Greene."


:shelly: : "TOASTY!"

You watch too much abridged. That's gereat. :D
Don't mind me, just passing through.
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Continuation of the "Pearly game" story~

:redd: Don't worry my pinkiferous-haired friend, you still look awesometastic~
:hotti: Stop hitting on me, I'M NOT GAY D:< *goes away to zap Sui*

:pearl: What are you doing, Sui-chan?
:that-b-word: Trying to dye my hair. I don't like it red...
:pearly: What colour are you going to dye it to?
:that-b-word: Black.
:pearly: Black is so gloomy, why not pink?
:hotti: Pink is awesome, hmmm, yes....
:chinami: CHANGE. ME. BACK.
:hotti: As you wish. *ZZAP*
:adrian: Thank you. It was a bit too easy...He's planning something. I'll lure him and then I'll stab kim.... Want some cookies?
:hotti: Are they hot?
:adrian: Of course~

(This episode wasn't that funny, duh. D:)
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Rise and shine, Mr. Judge.

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:hotti: on the other hand, you were hotter as Dahlia-
ZAPP!
:chinami: OH MY FUCKING GOD. YOU SICK BASTARD. *stabs Hotti*
:hotti: AAUGH! IM BLEEDING! MMHM YES!
:that-b-word: Perhaps i should try and dye my hair first.
*1 hour later*
:ayame: I dunno.
:edgeworth: *bursts in* WHERE ARE YOU GUYS!?
:ayame: I'm here.
:edgy: Suihou?
:ayame: Yeas. *looks in the mirror* OH GOD! *zaps herself*
:adrian: That's better.
:think: GIMMIE THAT! *zaps himself*
:oops: Ah, body sweet body.
:grossburg: *passes by* Ah.. The days of my youth, "Fresh as the scent of lemon," You see.
:nick: No, i cant see since your body hides the view.
:grossburg: .... :( *sadness fart*
:nick-sweat: *gasp* Need... air..
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:adrian-crunch: AIR, AIR NOW! *throws a knife at the window*

*the window breaks*

:phoenix: I can breathe now...

:grossburg: *sits in a corner and cuts himself* No-one likes me...
:hotti: Everyone will like you, if you'll be a pretty girl~ *zap*
:chopchop: ...And? Do I look better now?
:oops: :adrian: :hotti: ............................
:chopchop: huh? Tell me! Tell me now! D:<
:oops: :adrian: :hotti: *walk away a bit, then ruuuuuuun*
:chopchop: .... :<
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