MVK, Dahlia, and Matt

I was Edgeworth, and it started off in the classroom trial, and after it, I became good friends with Phoenix. About a month later, I fell in love with Nick (not surprising me being a total Miles/Phoenix fangirl). In December, the DL-6 incident happens. I thought I had killed Gregory (as in the game) and had nightmares everynight. After the incident, I was sent to live in an orphanage. About a month later, Manfred von Karma came and adopted me. At the time, his oldest daughter had moved out. Because I was Gregory's son, von Karma was incredibly abusive to me, especially during my studies. Franziska copied him. About a month after I moved in with them, after von Karma was being particularly abusive, I went to my room crying, and one of the maids followed me and she looked exactly like my mother who had died when I was younger. She comforted me, and I believed for a while that she was actually my mother. We had a mother-son relationship afterwards, and she made my stay there more enjoyable. When I was preparing for my actual first trial, she disappeared. I didn't realize this until I got home. A few months after her disappearence, there was a news report which stated she was murdered and there was no leads for who the murderer was. I suspected it was von Karma, and as soon as I got enough money, I moved out and bought my own house. Four years later, I met Phoenix again, and actual canon stuff happened. After the events of AAI, Phoenix went to my office and confessed his love to me like Joey did in Me and My Dick to Sally. Except there wasn't a musical number. But that would've been too awesome. Fast forward to the trial when Phoenix is stripped of his badge, feeling betrayed, I cut off ties with him, and refused to see him again. 7 years later, when his name was cleared I apologized to him, and got in the elevator with him and Maya, who was watching the trial. At this point I was freaking out about it, but wasn't that bothered. As soon as we got in the elevator, an earthquake struck. All three of us were freaking out. Then Maya was possessed by von Karma and he started to attack Phoenix because, well, he ruined his perfect win record and got him executed. I'm completley freaking out at this point, so I pulled out a gun I use for self defense and shot at von Karma. He saw me pull out my gun and jumped out the way and I ended up shooting Phoenix instead. It was pretty much a recreation of DL-6. After I shot him, I screamed and dropped the gun, and he died in a matter of seconds. Von Karma ran over and picked up the gun and killed me. Maya was accused of the crime and was found guilty.

I went to school like I normally do in the morning; the dream was actually pretty realistic here. So, this guy I know told me that we were going to have a new teacher for English because our old one had suddenly been fired. I was kinda hopeful about this because I hate my current English teacher, she sucks. So the school day proceeded as normal until second period when I have English. I went in before the bell rang and asked a few people if they knew anything about who our new teacher was going to be. No one was sure, although a few people said they'd heard it was a guy and that he'd never been a teacher before. Right as the bell rang, the new teacher walked in...

and it was Kristoph! Anyways, I was kind of like LOLWAT because, uh, why the heck is Kristoph our new teacher? Anyways, he introduced himself as Mr. Gavin, blah blah blah, and then we went through class as normal. Except I was thinking "Oh my god Kristoph why are you here, you are a video game character", not that I said anything, because that was just too weird. He went out of class for a moment for some reason and I turned around and said something like "Has anyone in here ever played Ace Attorney? Seriously? Nobody?" (Oh crap, I guess I can't just say that our new teacher is a video game character...)

Anyways, then the dream kind of skipped to ~several days later~ or something like that. I think Kristoph got mad at me for giving a wrong answer in class, and then he suddenly pulled a razor blade out of his pocket and went all >8C at me and threatened to cut me with the razor blade. I told him he couldn't do that because it was against school rules (ya think?) and then he grabbed my hand and cut me with it anyways, right in the same place where the scar on the back of his hand is. It was bleeding and bruised (I am quite aware that razor blades generally do not bruise you in real life, yes) and hurt A LOT, so I was kind of speechless and just holding my hand and hoping the bleeding would stop.

Then my alarm clock went off... the weird thing is that my hand was hurting at the time and later today it formed a slight bruise. I must have bumped it on something while asleep and my brain translated that into KRISTOPH WITH RAZOR BLADE in my dreams, I guess xD
Either that or Kristoph is crossing over from fiction into reality via my dream

I and a handful of AA characters were all taking our seats on a long couch to watch a movie together or something.
I sat to the left of .
was the last to sit down, and the only space left on the couch was to the left of me.
I was struck with inspiration and asked if he wanted to trade places.
He was pretty quick to agree.
And so he moved one space to the right, right next to Mr. Wright. ...

I dreamt i was in Wan Chai in Hong Kong. (i think it was because i read about it before i felt asleep)
And then suddenly my OC Miran and Shih-na was catfighting over Lang. And in front of me was Lang with a video camera recording the fight. The rest was they stopped the fighting and when they almost had threesome i woke up TT-TT

I was Iris, during her stay in prison after T&T. Phoenix, Maya, and Pearl came to visit me often, and that made me happy, but I was convinced that Dahlia's ghost was haunting me. Every time I looked in the mirror I thought it was Dahlia, instead of me, before reassuring myself that it was actually me... I guess because we looked the same. I didn't want to look like Dahlia, but I also felt like she would come get me and hurt me if I changed my hair to a different hairstyle. My hair was black because I'd dyed it black after Dahlia's death and kept doing that, but naturally I had red hair like Dahlia. I wasn't allowed to have hair dye in prison so my red roots were growing out gradually. I felt like the more red was in my hair, the more Dahlia would be able to hurt me or find me. I was paranoid and the only time I felt completely safe was when either Phoenix or Maya were near me. Maya because she was the master of Kurain, and Phoenix because I was in love with him...

I confessed some of these fears about Dahlia to Maya and she reassured me that I was okay. However, I started to feel like I was totally safe, but only because I was in prison. So, I ended up dreading when my prison term would be up, convinced that if I left the prison, Dahlia would be able to get me. Unfortunately, my prison term eventually ended. I was afraid, and I confessed this to Maya also... But, I didn't want to tell her about the reason (that I was scared of Dahlia), so I told her that I just didn't know what I was going to do with my life after prison, and that I'd thought about going back to Hazakura Temple, but didn't feel like I wanted to. Maya said that I could come live in Kurain, if I wanted, and so I took the chance. I was sure I would be safe in Kurain if I lived near Maya.

A few months later, I was still living in Kurain and generally helping out with the business of the village. One day, Phoenix came to the village. This was after he had lost his badge; Trucy was with him. I think Phoenix & I went for a walk or something, and he mentioned something that had happened I turned around and kissed him, and I said "Feenie..." Then he pushed me away and said something like "I'm sorry, Iris... I just can't do this..." I asked him if he loved me, and he told me that he was sorry again, that he could only think of me as a good friend, because there was another person he was in love with. I was going to ask him who it was, but then I felt like I'd rather not know. He apologized again, and I said that really, it was fine, I understood. Then I turned ran away, trying not to cry. I didn't look back.

After I stopped running, I wound up in a field of flowers on a hill. I realized suddenly that I couldn't see the village and had no idea where I was or how to get back. I curled up in a ball among the flowers and started crying, thinking about Phoenix and remembering the times when we were together, back when I pretended to be Dahlia, and then I thought of how he'd said "You really are the woman I thought you were". I wanted to go after him or something, and I kept thinking that I must have done something wrong, and wondering who it was that Phoenix loved, and why I couldn't be as good as that person for him. Finally, I wiped off my tears and looked up. The sun was going down, and the whole meadow looked pink against the sky.

All around me there were these white butterflies fluttering - they hadn't been there when I first arrived - and I felt incredibly frightened and scared along with this feeling of impending dread as they flew through the air. I tried to draw away from them, but they followed me, and suddenly one of them landed on my shoulder. At the point where it touched my skin, I felt like I was burning. I slapped at the butterfly, and it fell down on the ground dead. Every other white butterfly stopped dead where they were in the air and flew away from me very quickly. Again, my feeling of dread was intensifying. I reached into my robes and pulled out a small hand mirror, feeling like I had to check, and being afraid of what I'd see. That morning, I'd looked into this same mirror, and looked at myself - my hair was black, and I'd let it out of the braid updo, then. Now, though, my reflection had red hair, and it was in those braids.

"See?" said Dahlia in the mirror. "I knew you couldn't hide from me forever, my dear sister."

I screamed and hurled the mirror to the ground, where it shattered into a million pieces, but I could still hear Dahlia's voice. "It doesn't matter what happens to you," she said. "You think you can escape me? I won't let you have what I can't! Phoenix Wright will never love you. And when you die, I'll be waiting on the other side, and then we'll be the same, just like we always were... In fact, why don't you look at yourself? We already are." I looked down at myself, and my hair was red. I was wearing Dahlia's white dress and shoes, holding her shawl, and her umbrella was lying on the ground by my feet.

"Come on, Iris," said Dahlia. She sounded truly sweet, not as mean as she had before. "I love you. You're my only sister - and I'll never hurt you again, I promise. Remember when we were kids, do you remember? Oh, our mother scolded us and hit us, and even though she didn't care, I was always there for you. Iris, I promise, this is all for the best. Just help me... Please, help me. I need your help, just for now. I love you, Iris, I love you, Sis, it's okay..."

I nodded and picked up the umbrella, opened it, settled the shawl around my shoulders, took a deep breath, and did this: Then started to walk down the hill purposefully.
I couldn't control what I was doing, and on the inside I was screaming at myself to stop, but I couldn't. After walking for a few minutes - those white butterflies were following me again - I came back to Kurain. I saw Phoenix - his back was turned to me, and I was hoping from the bottom of my heart that he wouldn't turn around and see me. I wanted him to keep walking away, but I couldn't stop myself. I took a few more steps toward him and called out, "Feenie!"

The dream started at the beggining of my other dream, but this time, I didn't wake up. Damon put a hand on my back and said:
"Come on, just a little Thank you is not enough to thank us for what we've done..."
When he was talking, he stared at my breast (Since I have a 42D, there's nothing usual there...) and moved his hand until it was on my butt. I was blushing a lot at that point, but being the Gant and Karma fan I am (they are in my top 10, though I don't like them as much as ), I didn't move, though I was too surprised to say anything. Manfred looked like he was about to and said
"Damon, you're gonna scare the poor girl..."
"Of course not... it's her dream, if I'm scaring her, she just have to wake up... but you don't want to wake up, don't you?" He pinned me to the wall and french kissed me.
"See? She didn't wake up, she didn't slapped me, she didn't kicked me... Come on, Manfred, I'm sure you want to try it too..."
"Well, I guess everything's ok, then..."
Damon took a few steps back and Manfred pinned me to the wall and french kissed me... Then, we walked to Damon house. The house was HUGE, he even had a pool inside it! Damon started to undress himself, throwing his clothes everywere, and jumped in the pool with a big
"Wooohoooo!!!!!"
Manfred was undressing himself too, but he was carefully folding all his clothes. At this point, I though "Well, it's just a dream after all..." And I undressed myself and jumped in the pool. Then, my dream started to be REALLY hot...

Although I'd be willing to venture that it was some sort of pose to reflect a "Take That!" or "present evidence" -- like this.

...Hahaha, looking at that gif now, it really does look like he's playing "rock, paper, scissors," doesn't it?
Godot plays, "PAPER!" "PAPER!" "PAPER!"
...It's a trap. He's just letting you drop your guard. Think you're clever and can beat him with scissors? The second your try, he'll unleash the ROCK!
... Back on topic now...

Last night, I dreamed that the Fey family all lived on a plantation in the American South before the Civil War and I was a slave on it (although I'm not African-American, nor was I in the dream, but this is a dream, so logic has no place here). Misty was the lady of the house and I was her personal maid. For some reason, I went out into the woods/swamp outside the plantation, and Godot suddenly jumped out from the trees and assaulted me. He tied my hands and gagged me, pushed me up against a tree, then pulled out a dagger and started carving cuts along my hands - back of my hand, wrist, little cuts over my fingers. I started crying. The tears fell onto the wounds but that just made me cry more (salt, wounds, not a good combination, y'know).

Godot got angry at me for crying. I think he slapped me across the face, which made me cry even more although I wasn't trying to. He said something like "Hm, tears. We can't have that, can we? And to get rid of a problem, remove its source..." (Except it was less stupid and cheesy than that because Godot's a smooth motherfucker, okay?) So he took the dagger and carved out my eyes. The right eyeball went first - it fell down onto the ground, where it sank into the mud. After both eyes were gone I passed out.

When I woke up I was fully healed, the bonds were cut, and I had my eyes back (I guess I had magical regenerative powers or something lmao). Somehow from the scenario around me I deduced that while I was passed out, Godot had raped me. I got up and went back to the house where I found Misty. For some reason she was lying face-down on a couch. I wanted to tell her about what had happened, but I didn't, because - this was my train of thought - "she doesn't need other things to worry about". (IDK what she was worrying about in the first place, but whatevs, I was a very considerate slave!?)

That... that was the end of the dream. Yeah. GRATUITOUS VIOLENCE, HOORAY!

...
... and ...
... ... .


Yes. .
THIS is what they make brain bleach for.
I really, really wish I had some.