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:pearl: *Holds taser* Make. Out. Now.
:ack: :glasses: No... way... out...
:phoenix: :adrian: *makes out*
:bite: AVIV!?
:oops: Mor! uhh.. i can explain!
:object: SHE MADE ME DO IT! *points at Pearl*
:pearl: NO I DIDNT.
:lana: I CAN TRUST AVIVI! *stabs Pearl*
:adrian: WTF?!?!
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:morgan: Oh god, it can't be! My little Pearl is dead! WHO DID THAT?!
:nick-sweat: Hide somewhere, Mor.
:lana: *hides*
:morgan: *looks at Aviv and Suihou* ...You're the ones who killed my daughter?!
:nick-sweat: :adrian-crunch: N-NO!
:morgan: So, who did it?!
:nick-sweat: Um...That deKiller guy...
:adrian-crunch: Yes, him! He's the one who killed Pearl!
:morgan: If you say so... *goes away*
:oops: :lana: :adrian: That was close....

Somewhere.

:shelly: *pets Shoe* good kitty.
:shoe: Meow. I'm hungry.
:morgan: YOU! YOU HORRIBLE MAN!
:shelly: ...?
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:shelly: Madame, i'm afreid im gonna ask you to leave.
:morgan: WHAT?!
:shelly: Leave.
:morgan: ... *takes out a knife*
:shoe: MIEOW, BITCH, I SAID MIEOW! FEED ME!
:shelly: Shoe! attack!
:shoe: *sits infront of Morgan*
:morgan: *about to stab Shoe*
:shoe: *eats Morgan and spits the knife* *burps*
:shelly: Aww, how cute. come on, Shoe, lets get you some milk.
:shoe: I SAID FEED, NOT DRINK, LAST TIME I WAS HIGH I FOUND MYSELF BENT OVER ON MISSILE!
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:phoenix: She's gone?
:adrian: Yeah.
:phoenix: Good.
:lana: Oh, fun.
:phoenix: Huh?
:lana: ...
:phoenix: ...
:lana: ...
:nick: ... -_-
:lana: DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.
:zenny: Rawr.
:adrian: ...wtf.
:lana: *kisses Aviv*
:phoenix: *calms down*
Mor's kisses.
They're like pills.

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:shoe: I'm hungry.
:shelly: Shoe, you know that I won't give you the cat food. Especially after the last incident.
:shoe: THAT WAS UNINTENTIONAL, I SAY. I DIDN'T FREAKING MEANT TO VOMIT AT YOU.
:shelly: But you did.
:shoe: AGSDF. I liked Matt better.

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Somewhere in prison...

:matt: *nyoro-n*

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:adrian: Um, Mor?
:lana: yes?
:adrian: Did you think about making some sort of sedatives from your kisses?
:lana: Um, no?
:adrian: Oh. But you could. They seem to have great calmative effects.
:lana: ....
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:shoe: You know what, if you don't feed me, i'll eat you.
:shelly: Ughh, Aviv, can you feed my cat?
:phoenix: Sure. *throws Shoe to the ocean, and sees him get swalloed by a shark*
:shelly: I MENT THAT YOU GIVE HIM FOOD YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
:nick: Well, i solved ONE of your probelms.
:shelly: Ugghh.. i guess you're right.
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:phoenix: *walks in* Hi Mor.
:lana: Hello, Avivi.
:adrian: ...
:damon: *walks in* Hello, Avivo, Mori, Sui.
:ack: OH FUCK. RUN.
:adrian: :lana: *runs away*
:phoenix: Only i can tame the beast!
:gant: XD
:nick: Alright, maybe i cant. *runs away*
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:shelly: I felt so lonely after losing Shoe, so I got myself another pet...
:polly: Polly wants a cracker.
:shelly: ...
:polly: Feed Polly, you faggot-face.
:shelly: D:

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:gant: *chasing time*
:lana: :nick-sweat: :adrian-crunch: *ruun*
:gant: C'mon, let's have some fun!
:lana: :nick-sweat: :adrian-crunch: DO NOT WANT.

*sadly, Gant caught them...*


:damon: Okay, your turn now, Mori.
:lana: *gives an Ace card* I change to hearts.
:phoenix: *gives a Queen of Hearts*
:adrian: *gives a King of Hearts*
:nick: .... duhhh... *takes five cards*
:damon: *gives a Jack of Hearts* Makao.

(I'm not sure how 'Makao' is in English, so I put in a Polish version.)
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:gant: STRIP POKER TIME!
*1 minute later*
:gant: TAKE OFF UR SHIRT AVIVO
:ack: FUCK NO!
:lana: YES!
:nick: Fine.. for you, Mori. *takes off shirt*
:lana: :gant: *fangirl scream*
:nick: ...-_-
:bite: DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!
:zenny: Rawrr. With two R's.
:lana: *double kiss*
:phoenix: Aww, thank you Mori.
:lana: :D
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More random parodies stolen from other parodies from youtube. (This one is Avatar TV, if you're wondering)
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:gumshoe: Did somebody say they're looking for the baddest detective in town? *dramatic music plays with random scenes of gumshoe kissing girls* Who's the black private detective who's a sex machine to all the chicks?
Shaft
:gumshoe: You're damn right!
Detective Gumshoe is

SHAFT
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Gant's Angels
:damon: Good morning angels.
:franny: :ini: Like, good morning Gant.
:damon: I only hear two voices. Where is Maya?
:ini: Like, you remember how we were supposed to, like, break up that drug ring?
:damon: Did something happen?
:ini: Like, Maya thought the crack was, like, powdered sugar or whatever, so she ate it.
:maya: *Making strange noises in the background*
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:franny: Say it.
:edgeworth: But, uh...I kinda don't wanna.
:franny: I SAID SAY IT!
:edgeworth: Uh...I feel pretty...Oh so pretty...I feel pretty and witty and...uh...gay.
:edgeworth: Wait a minute...If this is the girl power episode...and I'm dressed as a girl...then I should be even more powerful!
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In a world filled with danger, one man has the kahones to put on a mask and beat the crap out of people...again. Apollo Justice is back with twice the swords, twice the explosions, and twice the cheesy one liners.
:odoroki: I'm here to eat Justice Flakes, and kick ass, and I'm all out of Justice Flakes.
This summer: Grow a pair and go see Apollo Justice 2: Return of the Revenge, With a Vengance. This film rated B for Balls.
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:edgeworth: *Is in background doing a training montage*
:phoenix: *To the tune of Gonna Fly Now* Doo doo doo Getting strong nooooooooooow. Doo doot dooo Something somethiiiiiiiiing. *Keeps humming*
:edgeworth: Wright!
:phoenix: What?
:edgeworth: That is not helping man!
:nick: So what? Are you too good for Rocky music now? Is that what you're saying? You're too good for Rocky? You're better then Rocky Balboa?
:edgeworth: No, that's not really what I'm trying to sa...
:nick: Mr. Edgeworth, I knew Rocky Balboa, and you sir are no Rocky Balboa!
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Franziska Jones
:cody: Ms. Franziska! Ms. Franziska!
:franny: What's the matter Short Round?
:cody: We in trouble! Beeg beeg trouble! Nazis!
:von karma: Mach schnell! Mach schnell! Eich bien ein berliner! (Quickly! Quickly! I am a jelly filled pastery!)
:franny: Where do all these nazis keep coming from?
:ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip:
:larry:
:franny: Ahhhhh! A fool!
:cody: What wrong Ms. Franziska?
:franny: I hate fools!
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:edgeworth: This is blasphemy! This is madness!
:nick: Madness? This is...Hey, where are we anyways?
:maya: Ummm...I don't think they ever gave it a name.
:nick: Damn...
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:maya: Um, Nick, where's all our money?
:phoenix: Money? I didn't have any money. None of us did. It doesn't exist. It's fake...like soy milk...
:maya: ...You spent it all on cactus juice, didn't you?
:phoenix: Nooooooooooo....
:maya: Then how did this cactus get here?
:phoenix: He...hehehehe...hehehehe...Why are you purple mister squierrrllll?
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The End
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:beef: KAAAAAHHHHHHN!
Child of Lida_Rose and Aliucon. Married to yuzikichan0! Father of Ha³ and Apollo72.
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:shelly: Polly, are we forgetting something?
:polly: Don't forget to feed me, bitch! *Squawk*
:shelly: ... :'(
:polly: Emo assassin! Emo assassin! *Squawk*
:maya: *Bursts in* HEY POLLY WHATS THE NUMBER FOR THE SAFE!?
:polly: 1337! 1337! *Squawk*
:shelly: NOOOOO- Wait, do i even have a safe?
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:yuusaku: Of course you do! I'm actually stealing your pretty jewelery. But maybe I shouldn't say that. Let's assume I never did, or maybe...
:shelly: J-jewelery?! I don't have any.
:yuusaku: Um, really? So what's that? *points at a neklace*
:shelly: It's made of chocolate.
:yuusaku: oh. The letter didn't say anything about chocolate neklaces, so... *puts the stolen 'jewelery' away and walks out*
:shelly: Haha, sucker.
:polly: Mmm, chocolate <3 *eats the 'jewelery'8
:shelly: W-wait! I lied to him!
:polly: Too late, you sucker.
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:judge: I never expected to see you again in this way after seven years...Mr Right.
:hobohodo: Forget all what happened, please.Now I'm only a pianist.
:udgy: You want me forget....

*recall begin*

:cough: :cough: :cough: :cough: :cough: :cough:

:sick: (blush)It's embarrassing to say...She's my...sweet heart~I love her, I'm crazy for her!

:sick: I...I'm sorry...I ate it!

:nixiesob: :nixiesob: :nixiesob: :nixiesob: :nixiesob: :nixiesob:

*recall finish*

:hobohodo: (T_T)Noooooooooo forget it please!!!!

:odoroki: …………………………………………………=_=||||||
You can call me whatever you want:3
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sorry posted in wrong topic keep up the good work
I was 17 when I joined this forum. During this time I participated in a thread that made light of sexual assault and event making jokes about it. I didn't think much of it at the time other than portraying a villain. I am older, looking back see how unacceptable & disgusting. I removed the comments because I do not wish to condone this behaviour. But of course fragments remain. I can only apologise for any hurt of distress caused.

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:shelly: You know what, Polly?
:polly: Hello! Hello! *Squawk*
:shelly: Im passing you to Gant.
:gant: OMG YES, I LOVE U SHELLY GIMME ONE OF UR SMEXY CARDS
:ack: :glasses: :bite: WHAT THE FUCK!?
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:edgeworth: OBJECTION! How did we all get naked? We'll become Gant magnets like this!
:phoenix: We weren't before?
:udgy: IT'S NAKED TIME! 8D
:phoenix: :edgeworth: D8
:hobohodo: Hi, everybody!
:maya: Hi, Hobo Nick! ...Wait, WTF?
:hobohodo: Past self, I'm afraid we can no longer be together...
:phoenix: But why?
:hobohodo: Do you remember that time at the New Year's party? When you became your own grandpa? I am your grandpa...
:phoenix: OBJECTION! We're only seven years apart!
:hobohodo: Well... me and your dad... mated really young... not with each other! Well, maybe... wait... *splode*
:phoenix: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY ONE TRUE LOVE! ;_; YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, TIME PARADOX!
:maya: It's okay, Nick. You'll be him soon enough.
:pearl: Mr. Nick and Mystic Maya are naked together! 8D
:ack: PEARLS YOU LITTLE PERV! HAVE YOU BEEN ON THE INTERNET!?
:morgan: Did I just hear that my little Pearl has seen THE INTERNET!? YOU WILL ALL DIE!
:wacky-edgy: :ack: :maya-shock: EWW NAKED MORGAN!
:pencileraser: .......What? I have a thing for abnormal hair.
:phoenix: (More like abnormal hair for a thing.)
:pearl: Mr. Nick? Why does Mr. Dick-head have a tiny thing on the bottom and a big one on his head, and why is his little one still bigger than yours?
:ack:
:agent-Smith: More importantly, is this some kind of cool toy for me to play with? I think I'll see what these buttons do.
:karate: O_O MY MISSILE LAUNCHER! GIVE IT!

*Frisky Dingo-type cliffhanger ending*
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:shelly: Parrots didn't work, cats didn't work... Humans might do.

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:shelly: Hello there.
:mattphone: Feed me, dude.
:shelly: Try to say that again and I'll strangle you.
:mattphone: Okay, okay, I'll be quiet.

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:gant: I HAS A CARD.
:pshhh: You're so lame, sweetie.

:lana: :nick: :adrian: ....
:lana: I don't think we should question that. Let's just leave and pretend nothing happened.
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* :matt: sits next to DeKiller on a couch and puts his head on his shoulder.*
:matt: Whimper, dude.
:shelly: Aww... how cute. Fine, ill feed you. AVIV!?
:phoenix: YES SIR!
:shelly: Go and get food for little Matt here.
:lana: Avivi? You work for him?
:nick: HE HAZ CASH LOLZ
:lana: Umm... okay. -_-
:phoenix: I'll ignore the face. You need something, Mori?
:lana: Not really, wanted to ask if you wanna hang out.
:phoenix: I'm going to the pet store.
:lana: Oh, fun, i need some products.
:nick: We don't have a dog, Mor.
:lana: Umm, you forgot my little brother.
:nick: Oh, yeah...
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:phoenix: Here's the food you asked for.
:shelly: Thank you.
:matt: B-but I wanted the one with tuna, dude!
:shelly: Aviv, please go and exchange the food. For the tuna one.
:nick: As you wish. *goes away*
:matt: You're an awesome owner, dude~
:shelly: *blush* Thanks.


A bit later...

:nick: Is this the right food?
:matt: Yes, dude! *grabs the packet of food and eats it*
:nick: :shelly: Bon appetit.
* :phoenix: walks out*

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:phoenix: I'm done, we can feed your brother now.
:lana: Good.

Laaater....

:shelly: Sit.
:matt: *sits down*
:shelly: Speak.
:matt: Woof-something, dude!
:shelly: Good boy. Now, do the special trick!
:evil:
:shelly: Excellent!
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:matt: Hey, could you buy me a friend to play with?
:shelly: No, i ran out of cash.
:mattphone: *sniff* but dude.. *sniff*
:shelly: Thats it, Matty, self destruct.
:mattscratch:
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:agent-Smith: Mormormormormor!
:bite: Damn.
:agent-Smith: Mommy said you need to go and give me a drink with your food.
:lana: No.
:agent-Smith: *sniff* but Mor.. *sniff*
:nick: Need help?
:lana: Yes sir.
:lana: :phoenix: *throws :agent-Smith: out the window*
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:mattphone: Oww, dude, my face hurts now. ;_;
:shelly: That was your punishment, be quiet now. Or I'll make you do it again.
:mattphone: ;__; Douchebag.

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:lana: I feel bad about him. *looks out of the window*
:phoenix: Don't worry, he'll be fine...
:bite: B-b-but he's not there!
:ack: WHAT?
:adrian: :meekins: Um, we're sorry, but were you the ones who threw this poor boy out of the window?
:agent-Smith: waaaah!
:oops: :lana: Um, er...
:adrian: :meekins: Nevermind. We'll leave him there.
:agent-Smith: WAAAAAH!
:nick: Our plan failed...
:lana: We must make a new one.
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:phoenix: I got an idea.
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:nick-sweat: Hey.. umm, Shelly... c-can i have a raise?
:shelly: Sure, but only if you teach Matty not to be hungry. Forever.
:oops: Sure!
:shelly: *gives 1000$*
:oops: Thanks!
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:lana: :phoenix: Look what we got!
:agent-Smith: Oh boy! A PS3! *runs off*
:nick: This should make him busy for a whi-
:agent-Smith: My PS3 broke! Waah!
:nick: Damnit. Tried pushing the red button?
:agent-Smith: Ok! *runs to room, presses the red button and the PS3 swallows him*
:nick: Are you suuuure hes your brother?
:bite: FOR THE 5328TH TIME, YES!
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:Mimi: Previously on Frisky Phoenix...
:morgan: I WILL DESTROY YOU!
:Maki: This is a cool toy.
:karate: NO! THIS IS MY MISSILE LAUNCHER! YOU FOOL!

:garyuu: It's a good thing that wasn't loaded.
:odoroki: When did you get here?
:garyuu: Whenever I felt like it. Also, I ate the last missile.
:karate: WHAT!? Are you crazy!?
:garyuu: Like a fox.
:karate: I KILL YOU NOW! Also, we might need that missile!
:gant: IT'S RAEPING TIME! 8D
:karate: Not now, Gant! I got a score to settle with 'Bjection man here!
:edgeworth: You go, Gavin!
:karate: Oh, don't tell me your frilly ass is still here!
:scratch: PLEASE GET OUT OF ME, GANT!
:phoenix: ...Well, at least he's distracted.
:pearl: Mr. Piano, what's a miss-ill lawn-cher?
:kyouya: It's... NOT A TOY, MAKI! FOR THE LAST TIME!
:hobohodo: Past self, are you here?
:phoenix: Future self! You came back for me... <3
:hobohodo: Actually, I just wanted to tell you something. After I exploded, you became me seven years later, and then I went back to our college time, and I had sex with your past self, and now I'm pregnant.
:ack: WHAT IN THE FLIP-FLOPPING EDGEWORTH-HUMPING-
:edgeworth: WRIGHT!
:hobohodo: Yes... I'm going to be a mother!
:godot: Are you drunk, Hobo Trite?
:hobohodo: I IS PREGNANT AND DRUNK! 8D
:lunches: :pizza: :pasta: Lunch is here!
:gant: And so is raep!
:kyouya: Screw the raep, I have... the Foreigner Belt!

To be continued...

((Great, this thread is actually making me like :hobohodo: x :phoenix: , and maybe :takita: x missile launcher... XD))
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:nick: Are you REALLY sure? Wasn't he adopted or something?
:bite: *murderous look*
:oops: Nevermind.
:adrian: Um, s-sorry?
PS3: *spits :agent-Smith: out* Never feed me with things like that again. I WANT CAVIOR.
:ack: WHY IS EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT FOOD?!
:adrian: Hello?
:agent-Smith: I'm hungry.
:lana: Me too.
:ack: AAAAAAARGH.
:adrian: ...okaay O__o` I-I won't disturb you... *walks away*
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:lana: Avivi, buy me something.
:nick: Fine, but then you have to puke so the retard can eat it.
:lana: But then i'll be hungry.
:nick: So we'll make him puke and then you can eat it.
:bite: ARE YOU INSANE?
:nick: replace "insane" with "on drugs".
:bite: YOU'VE BEEN DOING DRUGS!?
:oops: KIDDING! IM JUST KIDDING!
:udgy: y halo thar i m gants lover
:nick: Oh, shit.
:lana: Avivi, i dont like my look.
:phoenix: ...Fine, but i might change you back. *grabs :hotti: *
:hotti: y halo thar
:object: Gimme that gun.
:hotti: ...fine. *gives gun*
:phoenix: *shoots Mor*
:ema: How do i look?
:oops: Sexy as always!
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:pearl: Sui-chaan!
:adrian: ...What are you doing there? Shouldn't you be in Hell- um, somewhere else?
:pearl: No, why?
:adrian: ......nevermind. Go home, please.
:pearl: *shrugs, walks away*

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:scientific: These glasses are a bit weird, I see glowing things, when I put them on.
:phoenix: Maybe you need to clean them up a bit?
:ema: Maybe...
:pearl: y halo thar!
:nick-sweat: :ema-shock: Oh fuck.
:damon: :hotti: :igarashi: :ami: :oldbag: :shelly: Y HALO THAR.
:ack: :ema-shock: OH FUCK.

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:adrian: Why do I have a feeling that the world is getting more and more confusing?
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:phoenix: That's it, you were hotter as Lana, im zapping you b-
:ema-shock: Are you saying Lana's hotter then me?
:nick-sweat: What makes you think-
:ema-shock: That's it, i will no longer-
:oops: *zaps Mor* Oopsie!
:lana: ...date other people. *kisses Aviv*
:cough: *cough* Sorry, i'm devoloping a kiss allergy.
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:lana: A kiss allergy, huh? Why do I have a feeling that it isn't the truth-
:phoenix: Okay, kiss allergy no more.
:lana: If that's so... :3 *kiss*
:phoenix: <3

:pearl: Yes, yes, make out!
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:nick: This is the first time i agree with Pearl...
:lana: So you wanna have the-usual-things-we-do-before-midnight?
:oops: HELLL YEAH!
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:pearl: Sui-Chan! Sui chan!
:adrian: Yes?
:pearl: What does Mr. Aviv and Ms. Mori does before midnight?
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:pearl: Tell me, tell me now!
:adrian: Well...Listen carefully, Pearl.
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:pearly: What?!
:adrian: That's what I said. I've got no clue. You should maybe ask them?
:pearl: okay...


(Crappy picture, duh D: )
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-VALENTINES SPECIAL!-

:pearl: Mr. Aviv!
:nick: Uggh... what, Pearl?
:pearl: Are you gonna get Mrs. Mor a valentines gift?
:nick: Probably some chocolates... and a retarded greeting card that'll make me look even more stupid.
:pearl: OK! *runs like a rocket*
-2 secs later-
:pearl: LOOK MR AVIV! *gives bon-bons.
:nick: why thank you Pea-
:pearl: Give them to Ms. Mori.
:nick: -__- *runs off*
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:lana: Hi Avivi-
:phoenix: *kiss* *gives bon-bons*
:lana: Aww, thank you. *makes out*
:pearl: *bursts in* *caps picture* IM GONNA HANG IT ON MY WALL! Oh, and what do you do with Mr. Avivi before midnight, Ms. Mori?
:bite: WHO TOLD YOU THAT!?
:nick-sweat: MOST CERTAINLY NOT ME! I CANT DO IT WHY WOULD I TELL A LITTLE GIRL THAT KIND OF STUFF HAAHHAHHAHAHAHA THATS FUNNY-
:pearl: Mr. Avivi.
:ack: ...Fuck.
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More melodrama removed.

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...You have no idea how much i feel like tracking you down.
...12 years old retard.
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XD.

You really want me to edit that out, don't you.
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lol?
Nah, i just hate those retards in charge of those cartoons making 15-19 YO's saying completely retarded pun's.
You turned on my "Furio Tigre" mod. lol.
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Hey guys, what was in that post, if I can know? *curious*
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A desperate try from him to try make him sound cool, and make me look like a 6 years old brainfuck.
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Oh. Thanks for information.
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NOW WRITE THE GODAMN FUNNY >:D
:taser: THE TASER OF TRUTH.
GUESS WAT IT DOES? TELLS YOU THE TRUTH.
i r random
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Um... *checks unedited post*

>_< *goes off to hit sister. Again*
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Okay, I'll write it. Like now. :3

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:lana: You know that she's 8 years old, RIGHT? IF YOU TOLD HER SHE COULD RUN AROUND AND TELL IT TO EVERYONE. HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THAT?! (You see, I once told my cousin about what "kill" means. Now he's telling everyone at his school, that he's going to kill them)
:oops: U-um, er...no....?
:lana: ...YOU SHOULD. But, it's Valentines day, so I'll forgive you <3
:phoenix: I love you, Mor. <3
:lana: Too. <3
:meekins: SPECIAL SHIPPING TO AVIV AND MORI! *hands them a big package*
:phoenix: What's inside?
:lana: I dunno. Let's check.
:phoenix: Okay. *opens the package*
:gant: HAPPY VALENTINES DAY~!
:bite: :ack:

Meanwhile

:adrian: Haha, I got myself a big bag of crisps for Valentines, haha. *eats*
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(Rofl, my cousin gets excited from anything evolving underwear)
:adrian: I want a valentine ;__;
:lana: :phoenix: *epic slow motion door opening with a kick*
:ack: :bite: SUIHOU!
:glasses: WHAT?!
:object: :bite: HIDE US!
:adrian: OK OK! *hands a bottle*
:nick: :lana: *facepalm*
:phoenix: HERE MORI, LETS GO HERE!
:lana: good idea!
:adrian: But thats the fri-
:phoenix: :lana: *runs inside*
:adrian: ...idge. Never mind.
:gant: EXCUSE ME HAVE YOU SEEN AVIVO AND MORI?!
:adrian: They comitted suicide.
:zap: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-!
:adrian: Go rape Pearl.
:gant: *face change* ALRIGHTY!
*fridge starts vibrating*
:pearl: Sui Chan! Sui chan!
:adrian: Pearl, remember you asked what Aviv and Mor does before midnight?
:pearl: Yes, what do they do?
:adrian: *opens fridge*...this.
:lana: :phoenix: *opens eyes while still making out* GTFO! *slams door*
-Few mins later-
:adrian: I'm so desperate for a valentine...
:sal: L0LZ 1Il< l {Al/l l-l3l_P!
:adrian: ...Not THAT desperate.

(Sorry if this offends you Sui :oops: )
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