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...And he's my whore already. *grabs Sal*
|-|3y, 17 \/\/45 0UR 53(R37! D: Shut up. *walks away*
... ... ...
MENTAL IMAGES.Later.
*opens the fridge* Um, sorry, are you done yet? I would want some frui-
Here. *gives Sui an apple*
And don't disturb us anymore. *slams the door* o-okay...
It would be fun if you took that fridge and put it in mr. Hotti's room as a Valentines gift. You're a scary, scary girl.(This one is a bit short, I'm sorry D:)
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(what did Sal say?)*knock knock*
Yes?
This is the party, right? Ummm, no? Ok then. *walks away**knock knock*
Yes?
He- OMG!! What? You're so hot! anywayz, is the party here? NO! NOW GTFO!
BITCH! *runs away**knock knock*
YES!?!
Is the party here? No- yes! Of course! *blush*
Cool! *kiss* *super blush* Well, go ahead in! Awesome! *walks in the fridge* What...the...fuck. AHA! SO THERE IS A PARTY HERE! COME ON IN EVERYBODY!
*Walks in the fridge* ...
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............. I WANT TO PARTY TOO D:< *walks in the fridge* 
Hey, it's a private fridge! TURN ON THE MUSIC! Come my ladyCome come my lady
you're my butterfly
Sugar.baby
Come my lady
Come come my lady
you're my butterfly
Sugar.baby
Such a sexy,sexy pretty little thing
Fierce nipple pierce you got me sprung with your tongue ring
and I ain't gonna lie cause your loving gets me high
So to keep you by my side there's nothing that I won't try-
There are children, pardner! Oh. Sorry. When the seas are rolling inWhen the stars are shining clear
When the ghosts are howling near
When we sing the Russian lullaby
I know that song! *sings along*In the night
In the night
Let's you and me together leave for higher groundWhen you are all alone just listen to the sound
Lullaby We fall asleep when we hear Lullaby We fly away when we hear Lullaby We travel far when we hear Lullaby When we hear the Russian lullaby In the night When the seas are rolling in In the night When the stars are shining clear In the night When the ghosts are howling near In the night When we sing the Russian lullaby In the nightIn the night
When we are going through the night in search of light Let's you and me enjoy the Mach 5 speed of life We fall asleep when we hear Lullaby We fly away when we hear Lullaby We travel far when we hear Lullaby When we hear the Russian lullaby In the night We fall asleep when we hear In the night We fly away when we hear In the night We travel far when we hear In the night When we sing the Russian lullabyWhen we sing the Russian lullaby
When we sing the Russian lullaby
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No more privacy for us... Oh, c'mon, we can party with them. ..... I mean, let's go somewhere else.
Better.*
& get out of the fridge*--
What are we singing next? No idea.--
Lyrics by:
- Crazytown
- Toy Box
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C'mon...lets sing something. Ughh, fine. What ye got in mind? I dunno. Well...I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (Woah)
I'll take you to the candy shopBoy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (Woah)
You can have it your way, how do you want itYou gon' back that thing up, or should i push up on it
Temperature rising, okay, lets go to the next level
Dance floor jam packed, hot as a teakettle
I break it down for you now, baby its simple
If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho
In the hotel, or in the back of the rental
On the beach or in the park, just whatever you into
Got the magic stick, I'm the love doctor
Have you friends teaching you 'bout how sprung I got ya
Wanna show me how you work it baby, no problem get on top
Then get your bounce around, like a little rider
I'm season's fit when it come to this shit
After you work up a sweat you can play with this stick
I'm trying to explain baby the best way I can
I melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands (ha ha)
I'll take you to the candy shopI'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (Woah)
I'll take you to the candy shopBoy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (Woah)
Girl what we do (what we do)And where we do (and where we do)
The things we do (things we do)
Are just between me and you (oh yeah)
Give it to me baby, nice and slowClimb on top, ride like you in a rodeo
You aint never heard a sound like this before
Cause I aint never put it down like this
Soon as I come through the door, she get to pulling on my zipper
It's like it's a race who can get undressed quicker
Isn't it ironic how erotic it is to watch you in thongs
Had me thinking 'bout that ass after I'm gone
I touch the right spot at the right time
like something, i like something, she like it from behind (unsure about this line)
So seductive you should see the way she whine
Her hips so slow mo' on the floor when we grind
Long as she aint stopping, homie I aint stopping
Triple wet with sweat, man its on and popping
All my champagne campaign, bottle after bottle, its on
And we gon' sip the heavy bubble, now every bottle is gone
I'll take you to the candy shopI'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (Woah)
I'll take you to the candy shopBoy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (Woah)
I'll take you to the candy shopI'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (Woah)
I'll take you to the candy shopBoy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (Woah)
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Well... that sucked.
My chords... My vocal chords... *cough*
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That wasn't that bad. Mind if I sing something too?
um, well... I'm sure you don't. Come here, buddy!
Okay...
Better check up on your girl 'cause I'm a pervert! I'm a pervert! Down to do some dirt Better button up your shirts, 'cause I'm a pervert! I'm a pervert! Biggest freak on earth Better cross your fucking legs, 'cause I'm a pervert! I'm pervert! Eyeing up your skirt! I said my mind is in the gutter, I'm a pervert! I can't help it! That's just how I work Oh yes, I'm that cat that your mama warned you aboutSee I don't care if you're a ditz of if you're clever (No)
I've got a penchant for mentally undressing
Sexy specimens of the feminine gender (yeah)
Since that's the case, I'm dickin down entire cities of chicks
In broad daylight and in the middle of the street
But see, it's all in my head, and though we'll probably never meet
I've seen you nude and on your knees
I'm walking 'round with mirrors on the tops of my shoes
So, don't get lazy, ma - I can tell if it's bushy
Now, Peeping Tom's a pussy, no need to hide or be pushy
It's way more fun when I know that you see me looking
I've got a confession to make, and the truth is
If I'm spending the night over yours to sleep (You better lock your door)
Cause in the morning, the minute that I'm alone
I'll be sniffing your girl's panties when you leave
Better check up on your girl 'cause I'm a pervert! I'm a pervert! Down to do some dirt Better button up your shirts, 'cause I'm a pervert! I'm a pervert! Biggest freak on earth Better cross your fucking legs, 'cause I'm a pervert! I'm pervert! Eyeing up your skirt! I said my mind is in the gutter, I'm a pervert! I can't help it! That's just how I work Don't gimme that look, like you don't want it as much as I doYou prolly feeling my desire times two
make a move, girl, you know it's time to
Don't be timid, girl, shy's for high school
I wanna get you from behind and grind you
Really, if you're girlfriend is bi, cool
We can all intertwine, true
Better check up on your girl 'cause I'm a pervert! I'm a pervert! Down to do some dirt Better button up your shirts, 'cause I'm a pervert! I'm a pervert! Biggest freak on earth Better cross your fucking legs, 'cause I'm a pervert! I'm pervert! Eyeing up your skirt! I said my mind is in the gutter, I'm a pervert! I can't help it! That's just how I work--
How was that? Did you like it? .....--
Lyrics by Tonedeff. Some parts were censored.
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Hey look, a pickle! DAMN YOU SUI AND YOUR OBSESSION TO FRUIT. :( C'mon, hotti, its time to get out of the closet. IM NOT GAY!
FRIDGE! I MENT FRIDGE! Oh, okay then. *walks out* Aviv, Mor get out. 
But- OUT! EVERYONE OUT! except Klavier. Sweet, this is a private party now? Yes.---
WE WANT OUR ALONE TIME, CANT YOU UNDERSTAND IT!? ...Well, it's valentines... And..? How about we do something romantic?
Perhaps make- No, we're not making out. lets go to a restaurant! And then go in the bathroom so we could make- NO! *whimper*
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You say you're not a gay, right? Yup. Well, you see... I can make you be one. D:--
Let's go to this one maybe? *points at Tres Bien* Isn't that this restaurant in which Pearl-
Salut, moi dears! Find le seat for yourself and enjoy our wonderful cuisine~ ... *sits on a random seat* *sits on the seat next to Aviv* So, what are we ordering? *looks at the menu* ....Fuck. It's so expensive..... Oh god, aren't you going to say anything? *takes the menu from him and looks* Let's order this one. Le Grilled Seafood Nicoise? As you wish. *walks away* B-but...it's...expensive.... Did you say something? n-no, why?--
So, what are we going to do? Everything people do on a private party. You mean ...? :3 Yes. :3 Do you like romantic films? ....sure :3'
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Hey, Aviv, look: *takes newspaper* Job listening- OUI! MON SHERI? JOB!? *snatches Mor*-3 mins later-
Hi Avivi. *walks on a waitress uniform*
Mor.. you look.. *bursts in and points at Armstrong* This, my pink haired friend, is an example of "gay". Ooh la-la! How zandsome you are! ...D: You both go to the kitchen and have some alone time!---
I don't get it. What's theres to get? its just officer Byrde getting runned over by a bird. I think its a parrot. You're so cute when you're retarded. *kiss*-TV SCREEN-
:(
(Screams from a trunk that drives after Byrde) POLLY WANTS A POLICE CRACKER! *Squawk*
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I look ...? Very sexy in that waitress uniform <3 *blush* t-thanks. canwegotothebathroomandmakeoutplease? NO! ;__; ....Not before we finish our dishes, at least. -
Let's go, mon chou! *grabs and walks to the kitchen with him* N-no! D-don't... No disturbing, s'il vous plaît~ *slams the door* Have a nice time~Few minutes later...
*opens the kitchen door**
and in a waitress uniform are sitting inside and making out* ... ....Jolly! *closes the door*-
They're be playing "Dance with the stars" now, let's watch it. As you wish. Oh god I hope it's not another romance film with parrots and policewomen.- TV SCREEN -
Welcome in the "Dance with the stars". In today's episode, our contestants will be dancing the tango.. Let's meet them; The first pair is......Penny Nichols and Will Powers~
... <3 ...The second pair is......Pearl Fey and Cody Hackins~
I'd want to greet everyone I have met: mr. Nick, Mystic Maya, my mother... *blah blah blah* mr. Aviv, mrs. Mor and Sui-chan!
...--
Wait, wait, PEARL IS THERE? O__O ...You know that girl? Y-yes...--
- TV SCREEN -
...Yea, sure. The third pair is......Wendy Oldbag and Jack Hammer~
I'm soo happy!
And I'm not. ...And the last, four pair is..Juan Corrida and Matt Engarde~
You will be the one wearing a skirt, Corrida.
Screw you, Engarde.(These French words might be wrong, I used a dictionary.)
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Hey Mor, check out that guy with the wierd HD thingy>
lol lyk i invented mc bomberz ...What the- OMG LYK HOT COUPLE MAEK OUT PLZ I think i like this guy... Whatever. *makes out* lolcool At least hes not talking all numbers >.>---
Will Powers and Penny Nick... Nock.. WHO WRITES THIS CARD!? Sorry sir, it says Nichols. Oh okay, Penny Nickels! *Dances really bad, Will tries to do a backflip and lands on Penny, then her cards drop to the audience* MY ULTRA RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *jumps to the audience* I'll save you Penny! *smacks the audience*---
lyk, mah name iz glen elg niec 2 meet u Uhh... Hi?
*bursts in* YOU'SE HAVENT PAYED YET!!! lyk gtfo k. *runs off*---
Okay, now for our next couple~ Kay lets dance. Fine. *sigh* Start dancing!!!1 *kicks Cody to the audience* :( I KNEW YOU WERENT MY PINK PRINCESS. Now for our next contestants- Matt Engarde and Juan Coridda. I despise you. Fuck you, Engarde.
what? sorry, I didn't hear you. You're so cool. That's it. *takes a gun and shoots himself*
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So, mr. Elg, what are you doing there? lyk waiting for mah bff forevah. 'nd u? *annoyed voice* Waiting for our dishes. hev u tried to lyk check zeh kitchen? um, well... nvm i'll check it. *opens the kitchen door* OMFG. *closes the kitchen door* ... A-and? ur dinner isn't coming now or never ever. Fuck. Avivi, let's go. okay.*
& walk out of Tres Bien* h3y th3re mah BFF 4ev3r! y halo thar! Finally u came, I wuz worried. S0rry, 1 h4d 4n um, 4pp0intment w1th mah pr0duc3r. ^_^; .............oh.--
That show was awesome, we must watch it more often. Um, er, yes... *still has the mental images of the presenter killing himself*- TV SCREEN -
It's GANT TIME NOW. Starring Gant, andTrilo: me, Trilo~!
--
Huh? I never heard of this show before... Might be interesting.One minute later... 'Weird' images on TV.
*scary mental images* Um, l-let's m-maybe go s-somewhere? As you wish <3 *turns the TV off**and so,
& leave the fridge and the house~*
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soz then she goez lyk "Glen, if you don't stop gambling you'll end up going to some evil loan company." xD ya i no then that basil comes to me and she says "Glen, don't release the fricken Virus, it can cause you trouble" R0|=l_ And then the guy from the tanning thing screams "KID, IM GONNA MURDER YOU IF YOU DONT BRING IT ON THE DEADLINE!!!11" 0|\/|G 1 (\/|\|7 BR3\/73 ya i no, anyhow, dat basil comez 2 me and sayz "Glen, you're a loser." me!?!/1 a lozer? LOLZ!*Sal goes boom*
---
Hey, wanna go for a movie? Oooh yes. I love you when you're all excited. =D <3--
OMG, THE NEW-FANGLED WORDS FATASS WENT BOOM! Hmm... I never tried being a Necrophiliac. :D
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omfg kent bi mah bff went boom whut am i gunna do? T_T; Sal, Sallie, du not die I dun wanna bi lonly... Stop crying, kid, get yourself a new friend! but no-one lykes meh T_T; Mah g/f sed dat I'm a luser and..a-and... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *pats Glen* Don't cry, kid. Somewhere, someone likes you. Stupid emo kids with their crybaby talk...--
*at cinema*
Which movie do you want to watch, Mor? <3 "My mother is gay" sounds interesting. Or we could watch "I'm not going to marry you - the history of Dahlia and Damon"... Ummmm... Maybe "Kiss me" would be better? Romantic films are booooring. "I killed everyone and then danced happily"? okay. yay :3 I'm going to buy the tickets. I'll get the popcorn.
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Hey Mr. Armstrong! you didn't pay me last tim- He omg lyk ur pretty
Thank you! do you watch the steel samurai? sure du, its da best show everz Aww, you're so cute. thanks u 2 But you're gonna have to improve your language. You mean like this? Yes. whats that thing in your eye? I got it where i work. Where do you work? Blue Screens Inc. That's cool! you do computers? I made a virus! What's a vy- russ?
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Well... A computer virus is- A computer virus is a computer program that can copy itself and infect a computer without permission or knowledge of the user. However, the term "virus" is commonly used, albeit erroneously, to refer to many different types of malware programs. The original virus may modify the copies, or the copies may modify themselves, as occurs in a metamorphic virus. A virus can only spread from one computer to another when its host is taken to the uninfected computer, for instance by a user sending it over a network or the Internet, or by carrying it on a removable medium such as a floppy disk, CD, or USB drive. Additionally, viruses can spread to other computers by infecting files on a network file system or a file system that is accessed by another computer. Viruses are sometimes confused with computer worms and Trojan horses. A worm can spread itself to other computers without needing to be transferred as part of a host, and a Trojan horse is a file that appears harmless until executed.Many personal computers are now connected to the Internet and to local area networks, facilitating the spread of malicious code. Today's viruses may also take advantage of network services such as the World Wide Web, e-mail, and file sharing systems to spread, blurring the line between viruses and worms. Furthermore, some sources use an alternative terminology in which a virus is any form of self-replicating malware.
Some viruses are programmed to damage the computer by damaging programs, deleting files, or reformatting the hard disk. Others are not designed to do any damage, but simply replicate themselves and perhaps make their presence known by presenting text, video, or audio messages. Even these benign viruses can create problems for the computer user. They typically take up computer memory used by legitimate programs. As a result, they often cause erratic behavior and can result in system crashes. In addition, many viruses are bug-ridden, and these bugs may lead to system crashes and data loss. (Thank you, Wikipedia.)
Lisa! What are you doing here?! Pshh, I'm not talking to you. B-but...! *ignores him* 
*confused*
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Now you MUST write the funny. >:D
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I got a huge popcorn and Coca Cola. Cool :3 You're so cute with that kitty face :D
This guy most certainly is NOT a kitten. -_- YEAH! GIVE HIM THE FACE!
Letting your kitten fight for ya. that's most certainly what we call "Scaredy-kitten"- *punch and round kick*
You made me break my coffee.... *fire eyes* YOU. MUST. DIE! *Gets fire hair, and grows a mask*-30 secs later-
Fire shut down yet? -__-;; *takes a gun and shoots*
I think the movie's starting. lets go Avivi. K. *walks in*
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...I think I'd go to cinema, maybe they've got some first-rate films-
OH MY GOD THIS MAN IS DEAD OH MY FUCKING GOD! SOMEONE, CALL THE POLICE, CALL THE POLICE! *realized that he's alone there, he goes to find a phone booth*--
The movie is starting...
*
& are sitting in the last row and cuddling eachother*- MOVIE -
I don't have a name. I was born to kill...
Good morning sir, how are you? DIE! *shoots * X__X*
goes to a restaurant* Salut! Welcome in le Tres Bien. What do you wish to eat, monsieur? Your dead body. Um, what? DIE. *shoots *
X__XAn hour later...
Hello, mr. Handsome~ *stares at her chest* ~<3 ...DIE. *shoots *
X__XFive hours later...
I'm so alone, alone in this world. Will someone accompany me?
Meow. Awww, a kitten. Hello there. Will you be my pardner? Well, no. You killed my owner. Fucking cats. *shoots * X__X And so, I killed everyone I wanted to...Now... I'LL DANCE HAPPILY~WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~ *dances*The end.
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That sure was an interesting movie, don't you think, Avivi? ..........I'll refrain from commenting.
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Hey, ummmmm, wanna eat some ice-cream?
HEH! No, i don't. Go to the movies?
...No. French restaurant? NO! Well, what DO you want to do?
I WANA ROOOOOOOCK!!!!
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....Okay. But there's no instruments.. Is that a problem? Well...Yes. Why? Um, You can't rock without instruments, as far I know. I can. With my AIR GUITAAAR~ ...O_o`
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Well, i gue-
, Rookie! ...huh?---
So then i was like "Kristoph, this guy isnt Phoenix Wright"..---
...and the dude said "No, this IS Phoenix Wright"...---
...And i was like "Theres 15 year gap between them, dude!"...---
...And the retard still doesn't believe it!...---
Why are you...---
...Telling this to me?
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The conversation occurs the exact same time.
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And then he tried to fool me...--
...by saying "I'm not Phoenix Wright!"--
but no, I knew the truth...--
...then he was aaaall like "oh god but I'm younger than him!"...--
...so I told him..--
..."I'm not that stupid, Phoenix Wright!"...--
..."I can know that you're not 'Aviv'!"...--
...but he looked at me like I was a retard or something...--
Why do I even bother...--
...listening to your crap?
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Then i punched his jaw...---
...And then he punched my jaw!...---
Then he started crying like a baby...---
Of course, i took it like a man, and slapped him...---
And he started waving his arms around crying...---
Payne, you're hopeless.---
Right on! :3 *kiss* :3
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But wait, wait, wait!--
..it's not the end yet!--
He looked at me a bit weirdly, he was just afraid of me...--
...then he started to act like a pop star...--
...but he went away... --
...I left him there crying.--
Could you please shut up and feed me now?--
...We didn't manage to eat the dinner and the popcorn wasn't filling either. & I'M HUNGRY.
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Well, my brother made some kind of huge romantic dinner for his GF on valentines, ill go spread some flowers over my room :3 Oh cool. Come to my house in 3 hours. Oh fun. *fangirl scream* :D---
You've been rocking the lamest rock songs for 4 hours now -_- IM A GOOFY GOOBER. -____-;;---
(3 hours later)
*walks in* Hi Aviv. Oh hi Mori ^_^*knock knock*
LISA HATES MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :''( I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS NOW! here, *hands knife* just go find a corner. *slams door* I love you =D Too =3
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I understand that you like rocking, but please, choose better songs. OR I'LL SIT AND ACCOMPANY THAT EMO GUY IN HIS CORNER. *points at * WAAAAAAH! T_T LISAAAAA! ....... Apollo sits outside the doorand runs into the class when i sit down
he takes a seat right next to me
i never thought about it until now~
*facepalm*--
I have something that you might like~ :3 Food? <3 That too. *kiss* <3--
LISAAAA!
...I never thought I'd be forced to do that... *draws her plug out*
Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies
Lack of sleep sucks...
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Hey, Edgeworth. Here for the Halo 3 tourny?
What Halo thr- *looks in and sees Maya and Gumshoe playing Halo 3 behind him*
Hmmm... If I join this, I'll get a chance to repeatedly kill (and tea bag) Wright! Fine! I'll join in. *Sits down on the couch**in the game*
*gets sniped as soon as he enters the game*
HEY! I KILLED SOMEONE! You were sniped by Gumshoe!? Man you suck! I was... just warming up! That's all! *Sniped again* Gotcha, Edgeworth! You're next! *pulls out a spartan lazor* That's where you're wrong. *Aims at a spawn point* *Pops out of spawn point and gets sniped* Who was that!? Not me.
Not me. Then who?
Shelly De Killer always gets his kill! How'd he get here!?
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Rise and shine, Mr. Judge.
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Mor, ummm.. Yes? Heres some... food. *hands a huge plate full of... food* ...Aren't you getting something? Well, whaddya know! she actually cares about me! Umm, no. K.---
Lissy... please dont die on me... i love you... ill sell MC Bomber and you'll get the money... *lights up* :D---
So then i said "THERES NO WAY, it's like... porcupine." I knew she'd say porcupine when my hair's like this. Mori, i got umm, duties to run so ill see you tomorrow morning- ..."Duties"? THIS.IS.
VALENTINES!
*falls from the couch*
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WHEN.IT'S.
VALENTINES.
NONE.
OF.
YOUR.
STINKY.
DUTIES. HAVE.
A.
MEANING.
YOU'RE.
STAYING.
WITH.
ME.
yesyesyes! As you wish! Great. <3--
.....so, Glenny, how much is that McBomber worth? ..*sweatdrop*(This one is short, I was low on ideas D:')
Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies
Rise and shine, Mr. Judge.
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It worths 10 cents. *scanning truth- subject lying, displaying truth* One... onee.. one million dollars?! >.< Im sorry... Don't be! *glomps Glen* <3---
So Mori.. Yeas? You like... chocolates? OH HAIL YEZ Cool, here. *hands another pack full of bon-bons* <3 Yeaahh.. whatever, im gonna go to the bathroom. *goes to the bathroom and sneaks out of the window* My Aviv sense is tingling.
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Can you imagine what can we do with that much money, Glenny?! CAN YOU?! mhm...♥--
The wind is blowing and I've got the chills. It's so good to feel free again. They call you freeBut you call yourself a fool - hey, hey
They call you free
But you call yourself a fool - hey, hey
SHHHH! They call you freeBut you call yourself a fool - hey, hey
They call you free
But you call yourself a fool - hey, hey
I'm sorry he's um..erm...drunk. ...oh. *looks out of the bathroom window* SO THERE YOU ARE! ! *runs away* & ...wtf?
Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies
Rise and shine, Mr. Judge.
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*Runsafter Aviv* She chases him.He runs away from her.
Damn, i've got pretty thin
i can turn gay, but will someone care?
Not me. i dont give a rat's ass even if you jump off the window. :(How could this happen to meeeeeeeeee-
Damn. ...im sick of this life, got nowhere to hide... MY EARS! THEY BURN! ...And im fading away... *Punch* New fangled hippie! ;___;
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*runs away* *CRASH*
Look where you'se goin'! ...I'm sorry, I'm sorry! *runs away* ...D:< THERE YOU ARE~! >:D *glomps Furio* ...Pretty lady. Me likes :3--
Hahaha, I'm sooo much more popular than you~ *bishie smirk* ;___; I think I'm going to cut myself. Stupid newfangled hippies turn emo! *punches * ;O; ! WHAT'S WRONG WITH EMO?! D:< *punches * ;O; ! Punch him hardMake him feel it~
...Fuck..--
...Wait...YOU'RE NOT AVIV! D:< *slap* ow! ;_;
Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies
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Furio!? I CAN EXPLAIN! *runs away*---
*bursts in*
KLAVIER! SING AN EMO SONG! NOW! *Chases after Aviv* CRAWWWLINNG IN MAHHHHHHHH SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN!!! EMO...SONG... MY...EARS!!! YOU HAVENT SEEN THE LAST OF ME! *Runs away.*---
I just want love ;_; *glomps Mor* Darnit. *turns around* Oh, its you! *kiss* =3 I love you. You mentioned it like 100 times in this topic -__- Stating the obvious. Aww <3
Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies
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You're getting.... the special...coffee...tonight...Don Tigre...hee...hee...heehee... *gulp*--
Your songs are good for one, and only one thing. What do you mean...? ...for scaring people away. *nyoro-n*--
I love you too, dear♥ D'aww♥ ~♥
I want love too D: ... Why are they always ruining the romantic moments....?
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