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Maya, Duke von Karma is under attack by the evil forces of Ganton! I'm going to Courtelon to aid him!
Oh, boy! I can't wait to bomb some witnesses!
Join me, Wrighto! And I shall make your face the greatest in Courtedine! Or else you will die! I wonder what's for dinner?
There is no time! Come!---
Please, your omnipotence! Have mercy! After you've scrubbed all the floors in the courtroom, then we'll talk about mercy! Take him away!
Yes, my leige!
Uh... meow? Signature coming soon.
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can i borrow a couple dollars? i'll pay yah back.
absolutely. but don't worry about returning it. 
!!!!!... five objections left, and ive got the suspect on the ropes, and the evidence to back me up. but i don't think i should object... larry butz.
So far away we wait for the day,For the light source so wasted and gone;
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days-
Through the fire and the flames we carry on!
now i know these two aren't pw characters. but hey. for the lulz.
angie, please. i know how to perform a simple duodenojejunostomy. it's merely an anastomosis of the duodenum to the jejunum. come on. 
so mila, how old were you? 19, eh? sure, you can drive off into the sunset with me.
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how about a kiss? for luck?
you've got to be kidding.
it is written only phoenix can defeat von Karman. great! i'll grab my objections!
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I'd totally hit that!
...I'm a guy...
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hey nick and iris are such a cute couple Im so rich
grape juice taste like crap
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Judges brother: Baliff cease that whip.
Sure i don't care
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Yeah.............. bye!
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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I LIKE BIG CRAVATS AND I CANNOT LIE! I LIKE BIG BEARDS AND I CANNOT LIE! I LIKE BIG WHIPS AND I CANNOT LIE!
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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Now for this case, we have two guitars, a drum kit, some microphones, and a bass. There's blood all over this stuff. Hm... DO YOU WANNA ROCK? Huh?
HELL YEAH! No. It is a waste of time. COME ON! *whips judge* Yes, master. I PLAY GUITAR! Can I play a guitar? Sure. Go ahead. I want to play guitar. You get bass.
Aw... I'll play drums with two gavels! I'll sing! Everybody start head banging!
Uh, is this head banging? The sniffin' mushroom people, sniffin' around all day, Who could believe you, Who could believe you, Let your mother pray
SUGAR! 
Well I'm not there all the time you know Some people, some people, some people, Call it insane, yeah they call it insane.
SUGAR! I play Russian roulette everyday, a man's law, With a bullet called life, yeah judge called life! SUGAR! You know that every time I try to grow To what I really want to be, It's already what I am, Cause I'm already awesome!!!The illegal mush melon people, Eating rounds all day, Who could digest you, Who could digest you, Your mother's FEY! SUGAR! I got a gun the other day from Gumshoe, It's cute, small, fits right in my pants, Yeah, right in my pants!
SUGAR! My girl, you know, she lashes out at me sometimes, And I just fucking sue her in the, ooh baby she's SO GAY!
SUGAR! People are always chasing me down, Trying to push my face to the ground, Where all they really want to do, Is contempt out my mother fucking brains! SUGAR! The macho buba shush room people, Shitting around all day, Who couldn't smell you, Who couldn't smell you, your mother is gay!I sit, in my desolate room, no laws?! No court?! Just anger, I've sued everyone I'm rich forever, but I'm feeling better, How do I spend, What do I pay, Fuck you, it never goes away, How do I fuel, What do I pay, Fuck you, it all farts away, How do I appeal, What do I say, In the end it all runs away, How do I steal, What do I take, In the end it all goes away, Who do I kill, What do I say, In my mind it all goes away, How do I think, What do I lay, In Nick's head it all goes away, How do I deal, What I do may, In the end it all goes away, How do I feel, What do I say,In the end it all does a gay,In the end it all pays to pay,In the end it all fucks to Fey,In the end it all goes awry,In the end it all dies away.
ENCORE!I know. I've made to many System of a Down parodies.
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Dammit, Franziska, stop whipping me!
Fine.... yeah, no chance in hell for either of the two, let alone both. I mean, when would Gumshoe call Franziska von Karma by her FIRST name???
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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Dammit, Edgeworth, stop lowering my pay and give me a fucking raise! Fine.
Maya. I have AIDS. Oh shit! To think I cut myself with your razor. A thousand times!
Yea, I hate Franziska and Celeste. But I LOVE Matt Enguard!
No, this is gravy. Mmm... tasty. I just love to gulp down a whole glass of the stuff.
My hair is my way of rebelling against our retarded society! MIA! HELP ME!
This is the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun. Wright, believe me. Eternity in the company of Beelzebub & ALL his hellish instruments of death will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me & THIS whip. Deny everything, Adrian. Are you Adrian Andrews? NO! Um, but you are Enguard's manager, aren't you? NO! Come on, Adrian. Be a bit more helpful, it's me! No it isn't!
What would you say to a can of caviar, your honour? FECK OFF, CAN!
SCIENCE! I SAID SCIENCE AGAIN!
TROGDOR! TROGDOR! Trogdor was a man I mean, he was a dragon man. Or maybe he was just a dragon. But he was still TROGDOR! TROGDOR! Burninating the countryside! Burninating the peasants! Burninating all the peoples in the thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES! When all the land is in ruin, and burnination has forsaken the countryside, only one guy will remain. My money's on TROGDOR! TROGDOR! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIGHT!
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Oh.. my head. Where are the other two? No there's just us. And what do you two do then? I'm a lawyer.
And I'm his.. assistant. WHAT? LAWYER?Don't tell me I'm still in that FECKIN' court!
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Quote:
SCIENCE! I SAID SCIENCE AGAIN!
TROGDOR! TROGDOR! Trogdor was a man I mean, he was a dragon man. Or maybe he was just a dragon. But he was still TROGDOR! TROGDOR! Burninating the countryside! Burninating the peasants! Burninating all the peoples in the thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES! When all the land is in ruin, and burnination has forsaken the countryside, only one guy will remain. My money's on TROGDOR! TROGDOR! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIGHT!
TROGDOR! TROGDOR! Trogdor was a man I mean, he was a dragon man. Or maybe he was just a dragon. But he was still TROGDOR! TROGDOR! Burninating the countryside! Burninating the peasants! Burninating all the peoples in the thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES! When all the land is in ruin, and burnination has forsaken the countryside, only one guy will remain. My money's on TROGDOR! TROGDOR! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIGHT!
Homestar quotes.
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Quote:
SCIENCE! I SAID SCIENCE AGAIN!
TROGDOR! TROGDOR! Trogdor was a man I mean, he was a dragon man. Or maybe he was just a dragon. But he was still TROGDOR! TROGDOR! Burninating the countryside! Burninating the peasants! Burninating all the peoples in the thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES! When all the land is in ruin, and burnination has forsaken the countryside, only one guy will remain. My money's on TROGDOR! TROGDOR! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIGHT!
TROGDOR! TROGDOR! Trogdor was a man I mean, he was a dragon man. Or maybe he was just a dragon. But he was still TROGDOR! TROGDOR! Burninating the countryside! Burninating the peasants! Burninating all the peoples in the thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES! When all the land is in ruin, and burnination has forsaken the countryside, only one guy will remain. My money's on TROGDOR! TROGDOR! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIGHT!
Homestar quotes.
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Do it for Johnny!
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Spoiler:
Violence isn't the answer.
I'm a proud virgin.
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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Come on, Maya, switch the television off. Chewing gum for the eyes! No thanks, Nick! The judge gets a kind of waxy build up in his ears. Yeah, but it's good though, in a way, because we never run short of candles. Maya, is there something on your mind... Er, let me rephrase that... Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do and judging everyone, whereas judges... more drink! The complete acquittal is the more better... more... more better... Objection! Are you forgetting about this piece of evidence? The autopsy report? Owch, you got BURNINATED! I'm innocent! SWEET LADY LIBERTY! LET'S MAKE OUT! And now for something completely different, a flying magician murderer! You'll have some caviar, won't you Maya? No, no thanks. ... are you sure you don't want any? Aw go on, you'll have some. No. I'm allergic to caviar. Go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on GO ON!
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Go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on GO ON! I DON'T WANT ANY DAMN CAVIAR, YOU CRAZY BITCH! Oh, you'll have some, won't you? NO! Go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on GO ON!Go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on GO ON!Go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on GO ON!Go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on GO ON! OK. Fine. *eats some caviar* Mmm.. that was good! Uh oh... *has asthma attack and falls down.* Oh, are you certain you wouldn't like some more? Go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on GO ON!
OH MY GOD! What happened?!
What the Hell?! Oh go on and have another, go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on GO ON! *starts shoving caviar down Maya's throat.*
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YOU'RE BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!(Smacked for reference)
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Banana Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie! Banana Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie! Do we all learn defeat from the whores with bad feet? Beat the meat, treat the feet to the sweet milky seat! Oh crap. Even when he sings it's sexual... Hm... about that milky seat... it doesn't taste like milk. Believe me. So you're saying that you're a whore?
What?! No! I tasted it! I didn't have any on my feet! DUDE! Hell yeah! This is some rockin' metal! I'm head banging my brains out! I'm always beating the meat.
I'M BECOMING SUPER ZENNY!
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So if we all come together, we know what to do! We all come together just to sing we love you. So if we all come together, we know what to do. We all come together just for you!
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I seized fate by the neck alright...
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"Y'know what, y'all? I'mma become a country singer..." -Guitar strum.- "I lost my wife and my truck today..."[...Oh lord. I'm about to be murdered, ain't I? BAH! Bad Mitzy...don't let your Appalachia show through!]
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Maya! Stop whipping me! GO ON, GO ON, GO ON,... *dies from lack of food* How can that be? She had food right in front of her! She never ate any food. She was too busy saying "Go on!" over and over again!
Help! Nick! It's an emergency! I can't choose between purple or pink! You called me over here just to ask that?! No. *drops clothes* ACK! How shocking! WHAT?!
I've never seen a naked girl before! Uh Wright? Why did you forget your belt? And why is both you and Maya's hair all messed up? And why do you have your fly open, Phoenix? And why are you both so tired and sweaty? Yeah, why is that? Got any good explanations Maya? NICK! You know I never have good explanations! MAYA! Would you please shut your curtains at night?! I went over to your house to ask you some questions about investigations and I saw the most disturbing thing in my life!
Bad whore! Bad horny lawyer! Hey Wright. That was quite a show last night. Very interesting indeed. Like they say down in Texas, save a horse, ride a cowgirl. AM I RIGHT?!
You disturbed my thoughts of lemons! That was the best thing I've ever seen! It made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside, while horny at the same time!
I find non-homosexual relations appalling. SEXXORZ ROXXORZ! U doodz shou1d d0 a vid! It's even more sexy watching in red! I get it already...
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Me me me me meeeeeee! I am the great mighty poo and I'm going to throw my shit at you! A huge suply of tish comes from my chocolate star fish! How about some scat you little twat?!
OBJECTION! *throws toilet paper* Take that! Do you really think you'll survive in here? You don't seem to know which creek you're in! Sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear! How'd you think I keep this lovely grin? Have some more caviar! *throws shit* OBJECTION! *throws toilet paper* Take that! Now, I'm getting rather mad! You're like a nggly, tiggly, shitty, little tag nut! When I knock you out with all my bab I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
Your butt? Yes my butt! Your butt? Thats right my butt! Ewwww! MY BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.... *Five hours later* UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTT!!!!! Er... you're guilty!(flush noise)
Oh you cursed lawyer, look what you've done! I'm flushing! I'm flushing! Oh what a world, what a world. Who'd thought a good little lawyer like you could destroy my beautiful claginess? Oh I'm going AWW NOOOO ARGH! Now that's what I call bowel movement!
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ShyTenda wrote:
I saw that in a wrong vid. Manfred is a much better great mighty poo, IMO.
I would make a great mighty poo? But of course, I'm perfect! So I would make a great poo!
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What would you say to a cup of coffee? FECK OFF, CUP!
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I hate coffee, I'll always hate coffee, and I have to say it: COFFEE SUCKS. Screw it. I'm going to drink tea.
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PW + Father Ted + Blackadder = Win :D
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I hate chocolate milk I pwned your ass in court today.
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What would you say to a cup of tea, Godot? I'd say "Don't get too comfortable in that cup!"
Mmm... crunchy frog.... What would you say to a lemon, Mr. Grossburg? FECK OFF, LEMON!
BEER! BEER! BEER! BEER! LOVELY BEER! WONDERFUL BEER! And now for someone completely stupid, ME! CHOCOLATE BOOBIES! YUMMY IN MY TUMMY! Uh... that was the Great Mighty Poo's wife. Hey, still turns me on! If there's one thing I've learned in the court, it's never ignore a pooh-pooh! I AM THE GREAT MIGHTY PISS, AND I'M GOING TO PEE ALL OVER YOU! A HUGE SUPPLY OF LIQUID COMES FROM MY ONE-EYED TROUSER SNAKE! How was it for you, dear?
ELECTRIC! The path of my life is strewn with fools from the devil's own satanic herd. Ha ! I laugh at danger and drop ice cubes down the vest of fear. MAKE WAY FOR NUMBER TWO! Hey guys! I just changed the Blue Badger so it sings!
It's peanut butter jelly time!!! Peanut butter jelly time!!! Peanut butter jelly time!!! Now, where he at? Where he at? Where he at? Where he at? Now, there he go! There he go! There he go! There he go!Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!!! It's Peanut butter jelly!!! Peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!!!
Your face, your ass, what's the difference?
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Nick! You're not going to beleive this! In Kurain today I saw a horse with two heads and two bodies! Two horses.. standing next to each other? Well yes, I suppose it could have been..............
I intend to discover.. this afternoon, the secret of alchemy. The act of turning base metals into gold. Hmmm. And the fact that this has alluded the greatest minds since the dawn of time doesn't dampen your spirits? No.
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Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate! If I'm not perfect, may God strike me down!*God's hand reaches down and zaps him*
... ... WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!! NEVER SEEN THE HAND OF GOD BEFORE?!! So you need to investigate the crime scene. The game is a foot! 
It appears Phoenix Wright spends $500 on hair gel a month. You forgot a zero in that number. What happened to my kitty cat that I left with you?! Well, she got under my pillow, and there... there was just no escaping from my spiky hair. It took me and Ema five hours to wash all the blood out. What was Ema doing here?! Er... making science... Sometimes I forget that I'm dead, with Maya and Pearl channeling me so much.
WOMAN!! WOMAN!! No. I'm not a woman. Please stop taking my clothes off. System of a Down, are you saying that I have bad feet?! Nick! You're not going to believe this! In Kurain today I saw a horse drive itself!
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Maya, have you any idea what irony is? Yes! It's like goldy and bronzy, only its made out of iron. Right, Pearls. Let's try again shall we? This is called "adding". If I have two beans, and then I add two more beans, what do I have? Some beans, Mr. Nick. Er.. now Pearls.. the ape creatures of the Indies have mastered this.
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grim_tales wrote:
This thread is hilarious.
PW + Father Ted + Blackadder = Win :D
PW + Father Ted + Blackadder = Win :D
...Why did I suddenly think up a completely ridiculous scenario involving the lingerie section the second I read that? :3
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Oh... HORSESHIT!.. *aside to Pearls*.. er, no not you, look - WILL SOMEBODY GET THIS KID A HAPPY MEAL?!What does the :3 icon mean?
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I deduce that that wasn't a vase
Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
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I feel sorry for that weather girl, getting everything wrong and almost being sued $1500.
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOGANT
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