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:phoenix: :Look is Franzy!
:ack: :ACK!
:franny: :Don't call me Franzy!
:nick: :(How can I call her...)
:oops: :Franny?
:whip:
:nick: :*GULP*
:franny: :YAY!
I love how that sounds!
:phoenix: :I did it!
:gun: :*BANG*
*BANG* BANGIE**BUNG*
:no-no: :FRANNY!FRANNY!THAT MY NAME FRANNY!
:nick-sweat: :This is weird...
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Narrator:There are so many theories of why the legendary lawyer became a hobo.
That why we are here today.To hear the truth.To hear why PHOENIX WRIGHT
really became a hobo.
Note:This story are the words that Nick tell
us.So this tale is REAL
Spoiler: The story
:phoenix: :It all began when I get a call from
the prosecutor office.
Cell phone:*RING* *RING*
*BEEP*
:nick: :Look whatever you are I NOT DEFENDING!
:edgeworth: :Why?
:ack: :What the...!
:nick-sweat: :Ed-EDGEWORTH?!
:edgeworth: :Why are you not defending?
:nick: :Remember last night?
FLASHBACK
:nick: :I can drink more...
Um... :oops: :Edgeworth?
:edgy: :*Is drunk*
:jazzedgy: :*Is even more drunk*
:nick-sweat: :I can't resist...*Drink beer*
:b33r: :Yay for the holy cow!
:maya: :Hey Nick lets...
:maya-shock: :HOLY COW!
:b33r: :YAY FOR DA HOLY COW!
HIP HIP HORRAY
:-P :*For some reason drink a lot of beer*
:mia-maya: :I Maya Fey and I drunk!
:wave: :Sorry sis the holy cow don't like
you.
:mia-maya: :NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!END OF FLASHBACK
:edgeworth: :...
Please don't remind me that again.

Wait for part 3!
Note:Part 3 because this is the second chapter
of the epic smiley comic.I don't care what
happen to the judge and the smhoo.
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--How Court Record was made--
--Part 1--

Random Guy 1:Hey dude! I loved that
Phoenix Wright game!
Random Guy 2:Yeah! It was so
cool dude!
Random Guy 1 & 2:lol!
--Then they played Justice for all--
Random Guy 1:Man that game was even
more cool that the first one dude!
Random Guy 2: :objection:
You have proof dude!
Random Guy 1:How about we make
a Phoenix Wright internet page
and see what the people think?
Random Guy 2:What a great idea dude!
--While making the page Trials and Tribulations arrived--
Random Guy 1:*Stares Godot*
Random Girl:*Fangirl scream*
All the Random Girls:GODOT WE LOVE YOU!
--Part 2 coming up soon--
--When I finish the epic Smiley Comic of course--
:holdit:
:ack: :There were no smiles in this comic!
*Is ignored*
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THE EPIC SMILEY COMIC PART 3 !!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spoiler:
:edgeworth: :You are not defending only for what happen last night?
:phoenix: :Thats right.
:maya: :Nick!
We have to go!
:phoenix: :See you later Edgeworth!
:edgeworth: :Wait!
:wacky-edgy: :WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:maya-shock: :Are you talking to Edgeworth?
:phoenix: :Yes...
:maya-shock: :What he say?
:nick: :Who knows? I don't care!
:maya: :...
:hobohodo: :...
:maya: :Why the hat?
:hobohodo: :I an...A HOBO!
:maya-shock: :NO WAY!
THE END!

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:phoenix: :Hey Maya! Come here!
:maya: :What is it Nick?
:phoenix: :Look what I made!
:maya-shock: :WOW!
:object: :Is a time machine!
:maya: :Wow! I can't wait to try it!
:phoenix: :If we press the red button and the blue one.....
:ack: :It works!
:maya-shock: :Lets go to the time when my sister was a defense attorney!
:phoenix: :Good idea!
:ack: :What happening!
:maya-shock: :Look! We are in the courtroom!
:youngmia: :The defense is ready your honor.
Young :maya: :Yay! My sister gonna win!
:youngpayne: :The defense is ready your honor.
:javado: :Go get em kitten!
:nixiesob: :I did not kill him!
:that-b-word: :Yes you did Fennie.
:ack: :OMG! Why are you in MY trial?
:maya-shock: :Nick! Your machine is an alternative time machine!
:phoenix: : Lets keep watching!
:youngmia: :My client Phoenix Wirght is not guilty.
:bro: :You have proof miss Mia?
Young :maya: :Look Mia that girl looks like me!
:ack: :Hide Maya! Hide!
And then Maya hide behind Nick.
:jazzsneeze: :OMG! IS A CLONE!
Phoenix and Maya get out of the courtroom.
:phoenix: :Let go back Maya! Before they find us!
:maya: :There is hte machine!
:sawit-mad: :This is MY machine!
:ack: :I made THAT machine!
:maya-shock: :YEAH!
:toupee:
:sawit-bald: :foam:
:phoenix: :....
:maya: :....
:phoenix: :Let s go back Maya.
:maya: :Yeah lets go.
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:phoenix: My name is Phoenix Wright. But you can call me Nick,Naruhodo,Maruhodo,Trite,Feenie,Wright,Mr.Wright,Mr.Nick and Hobohodo!
:hobohodo: :I Hobohodo! You are not Hobohodo!
:nick: *Sigh* Fine you can't call me Hobohodo.
:hobohodo: That what I am talking about!!*leaves*
:phoenix: Well that was weird. Anyway I like to call The Gant to my office.
:damon: *stares*
:phoenix: Okay Gant I heard that you can do everything. You have proof?
:gant-clap: :[Link]
:ack: :!
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Phoenix Wright: Alternative Universe
:damon: :Welcome to the alternative universe!
:gant: :Now the chief prosecutor gonna explain us what those that mean!
Oh and how court record was made is canceled. Because? Because I don't like the idea.
And we want more Gant! Right everyone?

:lana: :We are in PW alternative world. This smiley comic maybe can spoil you about the games.
And maybe Gant can die because is an Alternative universe. Enjoy.

Spoiler: 1
:pearl: :Mystic Maya! Uncle Gant is coming!
:maya: :Yay! I can't wait to hear Uncle Gant's stories!
:gant: :Mystic Maya! Pearly I here!
:pearl-blush: :maya: :Yay!
:gant: :Um? Who are you?
:damon: :NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*Gunshot*
:pealshock: :Uncle Gant is dead!
:maya-shock: :NOOOOOOOO!!!!
:yani-fist: :That girl kill him! I swear!
:pealshock: :W-what!
:yummy: :You are under arrest sorry. But you will be arrested.
:maya-shock: :*Shock*
DAN DAN DAN DANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

What will happen to Pearls and Maya? Find out next time on PW alternative universe!

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:gant: :Part 2 is out!

:lana: :The defense find Pearls not guilty.
An now for more random things see below.

Spoiler: 2
:tea: :In this alternative world you will find a lot of things.
Maybe I will be able to kill Mystic Maya? Who knows. Only God knows.
:adrian: :Um..Ma'am? Is this Kurain village?
:tea: :Yes my dear. Please enjoy.
:adrian-crunch: :Oh no...Not she!
:ka-whip: :If you don't know how to use a whip you die!
:adrian: :I DON'T WANT USE A WHI-*KA-WHIP*
:whip: :You have to! Or my father kills you!
:karma:
:redd:
:adrian: :(Uh oh...They going to kill me...)
:object: :DO NOT WORRY!
:phoenix: :Nickyboy is here!
:adrian: :Save Nickyboy! Save me!
:object: :karma-scream:
:object: :bling-bling:
:ack: :To shiny...
:adrian: :*Uses whip*
:redd: :*Is dead*
:whip: :Final boss Franzy Von Karma!
To be continued...

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:gant-clap2: :PART 3 IS OUT!

:lana: :I quit. Ema will do the job.

:gantdown: :Please...No!

:ema: :YAY!

Spoiler: 3
:ack: :You must defeat Franzy!
:whip:
:adrian: :*WHIP* *WHIP*
:franny: *DIES*

THE END


Spoiler: 4
COMING SOON



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:ema: :I glad my sister quit. I feel so happy to be in a smiley comic! Right Uncle?

:gantdown: :yeah...(I miss Lana...)

:scientific: :Look! Is my sister!

:gant-jazz: :I FEEL JOY! I FEEL...Happy?
:damon: :Yes! I feel happy!

:ema: :Nah. Is only Ms.Starr and Mr.Marshall.

:gantdown: :...i swear I going to kill you...

:ema: :What?

:gant: :Nothing my dear! Nothing!

:angel: :Hey Ema! How is Lana doing?

:ema: :She is emo today.

:starr: :...E-emo? What is she talking about...?

:scientific: :Something wrong?

:lunches: :You wanted fish. Right?

:ema: :Sure! *eats*

:two-faced: :Is a poisonous fish.

:ema-shock: :What the- *pass out*

:angel: :She will only sleep until the next smiley comic.

:hair: :You know we ran out of time.
:gant: :See you next time!

:starr: :*BEEP*

THE END


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:damon: :Hello there! My name is Gant. Damon Gant. And this is the REAL first chapter of PW: The alternative world!
:gant: :I will be the narrator! And my friends Ema,Lana,Angel,Goodman,Neil and Jake will be helping me!

:lana: :Hello there.

:scientific: :Scientifically speaking this looks interesting.

:lana: :But I thought this idea was disgusting for you.

:ema: :That was until I get hired.

:jake: :Hello panders! The name Jake Marshall!

:neil2: :And I his brother Neil!

:texasman: :I thought you were dead.

:neil: :...

:marhsal: :Never mind.

:lunches: :You wanted this. Don't you?
:angel: :I Angel Starr. Nice to meet you.

:gs4-people: :She is cute! Look at the cowboys mama! I like science!
Mom! That guy with the white hair is starring at me! Mommy. Look at that emo.

:damon: :Where is Goodman?

:goodman: :I here! My name is Bruce Goodman a detective.

:scientific: :Can we get started? And a kiss who said I like science!

:gant-clap2: :Why yes,yes! Of course!

:two-faced: :Wait a minute. We don't have a story.

:damon: :...

:marhsal: :...

:neil: :...

:lana: :...

:ema: :...

:goodman: :...

:starr: :What are you staring at?

:darke: :You forgot someone...
Yes me John Darke! MUAHAHAHA!

:damon: :You are right we don't have a story.

:darke: :...are you going to ignore me?

:scientific: :We must think of a story.

:jake: :It gotta be a great story pander.

:darke: :...

:goodman: :I have written a paper of the story.

:neil2: :Read it!

:darke: :...

:lana: :Your story its pretty good Goodman.

:angel: :Hi Darke! Please the people that are not working in the smiley comic must go to the chairs in the forum.

:darke: :..*leaves*

:gant: :Well everyone the smiley comic is canceled until further notice.
Bye!



I will be going to school so I will have less time in the computer. Bye!
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Lana's house
Night time

:ema: :Lana! Come down the stairs! I have a surprise for you!

:lana: :I coming!
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Lana's house
Lana's room
Night time

:lana: :(I wonder what is it)
Hey Ema! What is it!

:ema: :You will see!
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Lana's house
Night time

:scientific: :Look at the YV!

:lana: :You mean TV right?

:ema: :Yes...*sigh*

TV :*BEEP*............................................................................................................................................................................................................
...........................................................................................*BEEP*

:lana: :What was that?

:scientific: :April folks!

:lana: :Ema. Today is not April Folks.

:ema: :Oh.

*door opens*

:gant: :Hi there ladies!

:scientific: :Hi Gant!

:gant-clap: :I so happy! Today we are going to make the alternative universe!

:ema: :That great!

:lana: :Cool.

:damon: :Lets go to the studio.
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Studio
Day time

:lana: :Were is everyone?

:gant-jazz: :goodman: :angel: :jake: :neil2: :darke: :APRIL FOLKS!!!

:lana: :scientific: :....

:lana: :TODAY_IS_NOT_A_PRIL_FOL_KS_YOU_FOOLS!
The end
Don't worry the smiley is not a april folks.
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:minuki: Polly I need you to buy tampons, pads if I don't like the tampons, chocolate and Tylenol.
:odoroki: And if people give strange looks?
:minuki: Why? They would think your buying them for your girlfriend.
:odoroki: Well how do I know what size you are.
:minuki: Just imagine my size in your dreamy head.
:odoroki: (Must not get suggestive ideas from Trucy, wait till period is over)

Goes to DrugStore

:odoroki: Got chocolate and hey their having a sale on Tylenol. That will be useful. Now what size of tampons should I get.
:maya: Hey aren't you that attorney from the news that cleared Nick?
:odoroki: Ummm yes that's me.
:maya: Why would you need tampons and pads. Wait a sexy guy like you must have a girlfriend?
They go to checkout
Female Cashier: Hey aren't you that attorney from the news that cleared that sexy HoboPhoenixWright?
:odoroki: That's me.
Female Cashier: Well I'm glad you seem to care for your boyfriend Klavier by buying him those feminine products.
:odoroki: Wait, Wait! I'm not gay.
:maya: Oh wait. There's an entire Yaoi Community that pairs you and Klavier.
:odoroki: Tell them they should have a one-way ticket to Juarez, Mexico where they should all just be murdered! Bangs his head on the wall. I hate Yaoi and I hate Yaoi Shippers.
:maya: Well your sister :minuki: is one of the members.
:odoroki: ..............I thought my sister was attarctive..........I'm a horrible person. Now Phoenix will think I'm a child molestor.



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Blah. It took me over a week, but I finally read this entire thread. Now we need some new posts.





:edgy: OBLIGATORY ALONE TIME JOKE!
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* :phoenix: Wakes up in a dark room - three figures stand near him.*
:nick: What the... Where am I?
:Hoboright: Hmm... That's kind of hard to explain...
:nick: Who are you and why are you a hobo?
:hobohodo: One question at a time. First, I suppose you could say this is the inside of your mind...
:nick: ...What.
:hobohodo: Yeah, I was expecting that. Anyway, us three represent each part of your spirit. I am wise Phoenix. I represent the knowledge you have gained over the years to save lives and bring justice to the world...
:zenitora: SHUT UP DAMMIT I WANT TO SAY SOMETHING!
:ack: ACK! What the hell is that thing???
:hobohodo: That would be anger Phoenix. He represents the rage you feel against criminals.
:sick: Moo! I'm a helicopter!
:nick-sweat: ...And who's that?
:hobohodo: That's ignorant Phoenix. He represents the carefree part of your spirit.
:nick: I've got to be honest, I don't feel comfortable with you three running around inside my mind. Anyway, why am I here?
:Hoboright: Well... You see...
:zenitora: WE WERE BORED! You never think anymore! How are we supposed to entertain ourselves???
:nick: WHAT???
:hobohodo: Yeah, anger Phoenix's right. This place is pretty boring. We were hoping you could make it more entertaining by thinking of creative things.
:edgeworth: You always were boring, Wright.
:ack: EDGEWORTH??? Why are you here???
:edgy: Well, you see... Edgey needed his alone time, and this is the lonliest place I could find.
:nick: Ok, screw this. This place is not good for my self esteem. *Hits self over the head with the Thinker and passes out*
:Hoboright: ...Damn.
:edgy: Hey, wise Phoenix... Want to get together sometime?
:hobohodo: No chance in hell, Edgeworth.
:edgeworth: ...
:sick: Moo! I'm a helicopter!

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If you can make sense of this post, you win the internet.
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While replaying 2-2, I found something said by Pearl that this thread will hopefully laugh at. Yaaaay.
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:pearl: See you later, then! I'll leave you two to your alone time!

:phoenix: ...

:maya: ...

--LATER--

*Phoenix and Maya enter the courtroom.*

:franny: Fools! You are an hour late! What took you so long?

:phoenix: :maya: We were mas-

:udgy: WE KNOW, DAMN IT!

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ARGH ALL THREE OF MY POSTS IN THIS FORUM HAVE ALONE TIME JOKES IN THEM WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME.
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:zenitora: YOU'SE TALKIN TO ME?
:hotti: No.
:zenitora: Okay.
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:udgy: Hello children! It's story time! This story is about a man who goes on an adventure to... uhh... Do something!

:udgy: He will face terrifying challenges, and other things, to get to... The place he is going! Yeah, that works.

:udgy: So without further ado, I present to you...

GANT'S QUEST FOR RAEP! Episode 1

:udgy: Ok... I said what you wanted me to, now put down the gun.

:javado: (Me) No.

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*Gant is in his office, sitting at his desk. He seems upset.*

:damon: ...

:lana: What's wrong, Damon?

:damon: Wait, why do you still work here?

:lana: I don't know. The author thinks I do, apparently. Now c'mon, I can see something's bothering you.

:damon: ...Very well. You know how much I love raep, right?

:lana: Yes. A little too much, if I may say so.

:gant: I mean, I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT! THE FEELING YOU GET WHEN YOU STICK YOUR JUNK INTO A LITTLE KID'S A-

:lana: YES, YES, I GET IT. What's your point?

:damon: Well, you see, I've raeped everyone in this city at least twice. It's just... Not exciting anymore.

:lana: ...

:damon: Well, what do you think?

:lana: I think that whoever thought the 'Gant raep joke' would make a good story is a fucking idiot.

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:udgy: Wait, why is that in there?

:javado: Quiet slave.

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:lana: Well... If you're REALLY that desperate, you could wait around for a few years for some new faces to start showing up.

:gant: No, no, NO! I can't wait that long! I must raep twice a day! It's like teeth brushing for me.

:lana: I really don't want to know why.

:gant: WAIT! Your sister's a science freak, right?

:lana: Sorry, but you already took her Gant-ginity.

:damon: Oh ho ho. I know that, my dear Lana. But she IS a science freak, right?

:lana: ...Yeah, she is.

:gant: EXCELLENT! I'll be back later! *leaves*

:lana: I hope he's not going to try and clone himself again.

--LATER--

:gant: You there! Girl!

:ema: Me?

:gant: Build me a time machine! NOW!

:ema: No.

:damon: Do you know who I am?

:ema-shock: ...ACK! YES, SIR! I'LL BUILD IT RIGHT AWAY, MISTER GANT SIR!

--AND SO SHE DID--

:keiko: Hello! I'm your time machine!

:damon: Can I raep you?

:keiko: Technically yes, but it would severely damage my disk drive.

:hair: But I can raep you?

:keiko-sad: ...Yes.

:gant-jazz: HOORAY!

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What will happen next? Will Gant travel in time to raep people he's never met? Or will something else happen? Tune in next time to find out!

...It'll get better, I swear.
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:kyouya: : So it appears Fraulein Detective lost a bet and has to prostitute herself for an investigation
:odoroki: : Why am I blushing?
:minuki: : Polly, can I prostitute myself if Ema is doing it?
:odoroki: : No
:minuki: : But it sounds fun
:kyouya: : I'll gladly be your first customer
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:udgy: Welcome back, children! It's once again, story time!

:udgy: Today, we continue the adventures of the man who went on an adventure! ...Or something.

:javado: Yeah, yeah. So without further stalling for time, we present to you (despite

how much you hate it)...

GANT'S QUEST FOR RAEP! Episode 2

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:gant: Oh ho ho! I forgot how fun that was!

:keiko-sad: I'll never be able to use that drive again...

:damon: Silence, Time Machine! It's time to go...

:gant-jazz: To the past!!!

*Lana walks in*

:damon: Lana! How did you find me?

:lana: My sister told me what you're up to, and I'm not letting you mess up the timeline.

:gant: Silly Lana! I'm not going to cause time paradoxes! All I'm going to do is go back in time to rape the child versions of everone I know!

:lana: ...Do you know how the universe works, Gant?

:damon: Of course I do! I even made rules for it!

:gant: RULE #1 Gant > Everyone

:lana: ...

:gant-jazz: Quickly, time machine! ...

:damon: Hold on a sec. Do you have a name? Calling you 'Time Machine' is really time-consuming.

:lana: How ironic.

:keiko: Just call me Keiko.

:damon: OK! Quickly, Keiko! It's time to go...

:gant-jazz: TO THE PAST!!! WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!

:Keko-hands: Wheeeeeeeee!!!

:lana: *Sigh* Whee...

--IN THE PAST--

*The time machine appears in a courtroom. Gant steps out of it*

:gant: Oh ho ho! Fresh meat! *Runs off* COME HERE KIDDIES! GANT HAS A SURPRISE FOR YOUUUUUuuuuuu...

:lana: Hey Keiko, what day is this?

:keiko: It is December 28th, 2001.

:lana: Did anything important happen on this day?

:keiko: Let's see... People who died on this day include Samuel Goldblith, William Kienzle, Gregory Edgeworth...

:bite: E-EDGEWORTH???

:keiko: Would you like to know more?

:lana: Uhh... Yes! Tell me the details of Gregory Edgeworth's death, please!

:keiko: Gregory Edgeworth was a very talented defense attorney. On December 28th 2001, Gregory and his son Miles proceeded to leave a courthouse after losing a trial, accompanied by Yanni Yogi. An earthquake struck the building and shut the power down, leaving the three stranded in an elevator for five hours. Eventually, the oxygen supply diminished, and the three fell unconcious. While unconcious, Gregory Edgeworth was shot. Manfred von Karma was later found to be the killer. - END QUOTE

:bite: Oh no... GAAAAAAAAAAANT!!!!! *Runs off*

:keiko-sad: ...Did I do something wrong?

--MEANWHILE, NEAR AN ELEVATOR--

:karma: *Slowly walking towards the elevator* (Damn you Edgeworth you have made me so mad I could just shoot something)

:gant: *Walks over* HI, MANNY!

:karma: Huh? ...Oh, hello Gant. Say, you look... Older. It seems that your jolly attitude has aged you beyond your years.

:gant: Nonsense! I'm just from the future!

:karma: ...

:gant: So how're ya doing? Been swimming lately?

:karma: No time. I've got too many cases to prosecute.

:damon: Oh, you're no fun! You should take a vacation sometime!

*Bullet is fired out of elevator door*

:damon: ...

:karma: ...

:gant: Boy, it sure is lucky that the bullet didn't hit either of us! Oh ho ho!

:karma: Indeed... But who fired it?

*Doors open to reveal an unconcious :edgeworth:, :gregory: and :yogi:. A gun lies infront of them.*

:karma: (...DAMN IT! This is the perfect opportunity to get my revenge! If only Gant weren't here to witness it...)

:damon: Oh boy, they're unconcious!

:gant-jazz: THAT MEANS THEY CAN'T SAY NO!!!

:karma: ...Yeah... I'll just leave you to it, then... *Walks off*

--LATER--

:lana: Gant! There you are! You didn't alter the timeline, did you?

:damon: Of course not, dear! I would never do something so irresponsible!

:lana: Gant, seriously. It's not too late to go back and stop us from coming here. Now tell me; DID YOU ALTER THE TIMELINE?

:gant: Oh ho ho! Silly Lana! Have I ever lied to you?

:lana: ...

:gant: I mean, today?

:lana: Fine. Let's just go.

--MEANWHILE, NEAR THE ELEVATOR AGAIN--

* :edgeworth: and :gregory: are waking up*

:edgeworth: Ugh... Father... Why do my nether regions hurt so much?

:gregory: Nngh... I think it would be better for you not to know...

:yogi: Zzz... Stop breathing my aiiiir... Zzz...

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Oh no! A time paradox! What will happen? Who cares? Tune in next time to find out, if you can be bothered!

Ok, so I lied about it getting better.
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:franny: "only a foolish fool with foolish dreams of foolish fools in fooly cloths fooling fools... etc"
:karma: "WHAT HAVE I CREATED!!"
:adrian: "cheer up darling!"
:phoenix: O_O
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Spoiler: AJ spoilers maybe?
:minuki: Polly... i think im pregnant
:odoroki: WHAT?!... but we used condoms
:minuki: don't worry... daddy will understand.
-LATER-
:minuki: Hey daddy! we have something to tell you...
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:phoenix: so, how about a date?
:adrian: Sorry Mr. Wright, im eating pussy with franny tonight.
:ack: (what is she talking about?)
-LATER THAT NIGHT-
:franny: I love eating pussy by your side.
:adrian: Tastes better when im with you.
:shoe: *getting eaten* X_X
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*Phoenix and Edgeworth meet in the waiting lobby before the trial*
:edgeworth: What is it, Wright? What did you call me for?
:phoenix: You see, Edgeworth. I have bad news. Maya was kidnapped and if I don't get an aquittal she's going to be murdered! Sooo you have to let me win...
:edgeworth: What? Again? You should take more care of her. Anyway, I'll call the police and...
:phoenix: Yes? And let me win?
:edgeworth: Wright. Who is that over there? *points at sofa*
:maya: *hiding behind sofa*
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Edgeworth's Alone Time Backfire 7 years later part 1!
:edgeworth: : Time to head to the office for alloonnnee tiiimmeeee!!!!
:edgeworth: : *walks into the bathroom for alone time9
:kyouya: : *heads into bathroom to find Edgey having his alone time* BWAAAAHHHHH!!
:edgy: : ALONE TIME!!!
:kyouya: : *grabs guitar* Be ridden evil beast of my bathroom saying "Alone time!!!"
:edgeworth: : AHHH!!! *Teleports through time*
:edgeworth: : Is... Is that father?!
:edgy: : Daddy I love your workkkkk!!!
:gregory: : STOP SCREAMINGZ!
:yogi: : MAAAIII AAIIIRRRRR!!!
:edgeworth: : FATHER I WILL SAVE YOU!!!!! *busts in saving them causing a time paradox* OHSHIT! WHAT IS THAT LIGHT AHH!!! *sucked into a portal*
:phoenix: :I can't wait to get married to Edgeworth and see his father again!
:edgeworth: :BWAAAAAAHHH!!!
:phoenix: : Hey Edgey-Poo!
:edgeworth: : AHHHH!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!
:phoenix: : You look older Edgey!
:edgeworth: : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I don't wanna live in this kinda worllldddd!
:javado: & :franny: make out**
:edgeworth: : What have I done to the future?! Wasn't Wright a girly boy who had a crazy psycho bitch girlfriend that murdered 2 people and framed him?! He shouldn't be married to meeeee!!!!!
:phoenix: : Let's go to the wedding Edgey-poo!!
:edgeworth: : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To be continued
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Edgeworths Alonetime Backfire 7 years later part 2!
:edgeworth: :...
:phoenix: : I love you too Edgey!
:edgeworth: : ...(No more alone time.)
:phoenix: : C'mon Edgey! Let's watch Sex in the city!
:edgeworth: : ...(I need to figure out a way out of here before Wright turns on the TV)
:phoenix: :*turns on TV*
:edgeworth: : ...I hate Sex in the city.
:phoenix: You said it was your favorite show..
:edgeworth: : I did?
:phoenix: : Yes you did Edgey-Poo!
:edgeworth: : Stop calling me Edgey-Poo Wright!
:phoenix: : Wasn't it Wrightybun?
:edgeworth: :....I wanna leave.
:nick-sweat: :What Edgey-Poo?
:edgeworth: : You heard me Wright, I will explain..
One very long explanation later!
:phoenix: : So you created a Time Paradox?
:edgeworth: : Yes, during the time I was having alone time looking at the pictures for your audition for Playboy Magazine
:phoenix: : Well, we just gotta kill the you that created the Time paradox to get the future back to normal!
:edgeworth: : We need to make another Time Paradox fir- Oh wait, I already created on-*sucked into a portal with Wright*
One long portal ride to another place in the future later!
:damon: : Hello Prosecutor Marshall!
:phoenix: & :edgeworth: : HE DIDIN'T KILL HIM!?!?!
:damon: : Who are you dashing old men?
:phoenix: : Create another time paradox NOW!!!
:gant: : RAEP!
:edgeworth: : *smashes his safe then gets sucked into a portal with Wright*
:edgeworth: : Father I will save you!
:phoenix: :Edgeworth, it's now or never!
:edgeworth: : Goodbye, me. :gun: *sucked into a portal while Wright dissapears, he is back before he entered the office*
:edgy: : It's over! Now I can have alone time in my own new office! I destroyed every single Time Paradox!
:edgeworth: : Oh no..
:gant: : Hello Miss!
:maya: : Hello!
:gant: : Come with me, I will show you my luxuary bed for raep sleeping on!
:edgeworth: : :gun:
:edgeworth: : Wait, oh no! NOT AGAIIIN!!!!! *sucked into a portal, it keeps on going and going*
The end!
or is it?
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Gant's adventure episode 1 ! Sorry for triple postin'
:gant: : Just another mornin' anotha' mornin'!
:gant: : Hello Lana, how is Ema's ****** doing so I can *** ** **** ** **
:lana: : Gant, please don't talk like that.
:gant: :We had a contract saying I could rape your sister!
:keiko: : That's right!
:lana: : *sigh* Gant, who is that?
:gant: : Keiko silly! I bought her at the store for unlimited rape!
:keiko: : I am here to serve Rape Master Gant's request!
:gant: : Come Keiko! Let us go find Ema so I can rape her!
:keiko: : Very well sir, after that, you may rape mwa!
:ema: : Hello Mr. Ga-
:lana: : Ema, run.
:gant: : I love the thrill of a rape chase!
:ema: : Sis, help.. He raped me so hard last night.
:gant: : Damn right!
:keiko: : Come little girl, so Rape Master Gant can rape you!
:ema: : AHHH!!!
:gant: : HORRAAAHH!!!
==One horrifying rape later==
:phoenix: : Mr. Gant?
:gant: : OHHH YESSS!!! RAPE!!! RAPPPPEEEEEEE!!!!!
:keiko: : I am enjoying this rape as well Rape Master Gant! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!
:edgeworth: : Wright, what are you doing at th-BWAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
:gant: : YES!! YESSS!!! YEEESSSSS!!!! RAPE!!! RAAAPPPEEEE!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!
:udgy: : Gant, I hav-
:gant: : OHHHOOOOO!! HOLD HER KEIKO! HOLD HER! OHHOOO!!! RAAAAPE!!!!
:eh?: : Hey, pal! I got that repor- AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
:gant: : Wrighto! LOOK AT MY ACCURACY!!!
:hotti: : Hmm, yes, quiet delightful accuracy, you should look at mine.
:lana: : Ema, I will call 911.
:ema: : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
:eh?: : Your under arrest for rape, pal!
:keiko: : RAPE!
:gant: : WRIGHTO! WORTHY! UDGEY! LET'S DO DAAANNNCCEEE!!!
:edgy: :hotti: :lana: :phoenix: :ema: :sadshoe: get raped.
:gant: : DEAR GOD! YES!
:phoenix: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
:gant: : WHAT A BUTT YOU GOT WRIGHTO! WORTHY, YOU ARE NO COMPETITION! YOURS SUCK!
:edgeworth: : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
:eh?: : OH GODD!!!
:ema: AAAARRGHHHH!!!!! NOT!!! NO!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
:hotti: : Oh, mm, yes, mm.
:edgeworth: : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
:gant: : THIS IS THE BEST RAPE OF MY LIIIFFEEE!!!
:keiko: : YES! I ENJOY RAPE TOO!
:gant: : GET OVER HERE KEIKO!
:keiko: : NO! NOOO!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
:gant: : Did everyone have fun at my rape party?
:phoenix: :edgeworth: :udgy: :eh?: :ema: & :keiko: : HEEELLLPPP!!!!
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Maya and Pearl part 1.
:pearl: So... Mystic Maya, have you ever kissed Mr. Nick?
:maya: Uhh... No... I haven't kissed before.
:pearl: Oh, ok.
:maya: ...
:pearl: ...
:maya: ...
:pearl: ...
:maya: ...
:pearl: ...
:maya: ...
:pearl: ...
:maya: ...
:pearl: ...Wanna learn with me?
:maya-shock: ...

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Spoiler: Savin space
F34r T4h Shm00 wrote:
--How Court Record was made--
--Part 1--

Random Guy 1:Hey dude! I loved that
Phoenix Wright game!
Random Guy 2:Yeah! It was so
cool dude!
Random Guy 1 & 2:lol!
--Then they played Justice for all--
Random Guy 1:Man that game was even
more cool that the first one dude!
Random Guy 2: :objection:
You have proof dude!
Random Guy 1:How about we make
a Phoenix Wright internet page
and see what the people think?
Random Guy 2:What a great idea dude!
--While making the page Trials and Tribulations arrived--
Random Guy 1:*Stares Godot*
Random Girl:*Fangirl scream*
All the Random Girls:GODOT WE LOVE YOU!
--Part 2 coming up soon--
--When I finish the epic Smiley Comic of course--
:holdit:
:ack: :There were no smiles in this comic!
*Is ignored*

Where's the second part?
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Gant's Adventure Episode 2!
:gant: : That was so much fun, Lana, why didn't you join in? I was gunna let you have Worthy!
:lana: : Gant, you just raped some of the top people of the courts,, the most often detective on the stand, the best defense attorney in town, the top prosecutor, and the top judge.
:damon: : So?
:lana: : So? SO? You are gunna be arrested, and I'm calling the cops!
:damon: : I'm sorry Lana, I can't let you do that, it is time to join them..
:lana: : What? No! Noo! NOOO!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
:gant: : RAAAAAAAAPE!
==A horrifying rape later==
:lana: : We gotta find a way out of this room.
:hotti: : I love it when he st-
:edgeworth: : That's enough!
:phoenix: : My butt hurts...
:udgy: : Dear god, my buttocks are way to old to handle that..
:keiko: : I will fail if noooooooooo[color=#000000]oot repaired so[/color]
:sadshoe: : I will never be the same again..
:ema: : Sis, I think I need to go to the hospital for real this time..
:shoe: : Meow.
:udgy: : If it isn't a kitteh!
:edgy: : How cute!
:ema: : No seriously, I need a doc-
:lana: : Shut up Ema, look at the cute kitteh!
:shoe: : Meowtimetodiebitches
:udgy: : Wha
:hotti: : Hm eheh?
:phoenix: : aa...
:edgeworth: : aaaaa....
:ema: aaaaaaaaattt...
:phoenix: :edgeworth: :udgy: :hotti: :ema: :eh?: & :keiko: : WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT THEEE HELLL!?!?
:shoe: : MeowIamdemonshoeIwasassignedbyGanttokillyouall Meow.
:edgy: : TALKING KITTEHHH!!!
:ema: : I love it!
:udgy: : Ohoooo!!! Woohoo! I call dibs on it! I'm taking this thing home, it will make me forget about my buttocks!
:shoe: : MeowI'mgunnafuckingkillyouall Meow.
:shoe: scratches them all untill there knocked out
:shoe: : Meowownedbitches Meow.
:gant: : Good one demon Shoe!
:shoe: : Meowwhyareyouwalkingtowards MEEAAARROOOWWWWW!!!
:gant: : OH BOY! I HAVE NEVER RAPED UNCONCIOUS PEOPLE AND A CAT BEFORE!
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Maya and Pearl part 2
Quote:
Pearl wants to show Maya how to kiss

:maya-shock: ...
:pearl: ...
:maya-shock: ...
:pearl: ... so?
:maya-shock: ... But you're my cousin
:pearl: so?
:maya-shock: Where both girls
:pearl: ...
:maya-shock: ...
:pearl: ...
:maya-shock: ...
:pearl: ...
:maya-shock: ...
:pearl: ...
:maya-shock: ...
:pearl: ...
:maya-shock: ...
:pearl: ...
:maya-shock: ...
:pearl: ...
:maya-shock: ...
:pearl: ...so?
:maya: Yeah, why not?
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Gant's Adventure Episode 3!
:damon: : What can I say, this has been the best day ever!
young :odoroki: : Uh, sir?
:gant: : Ohhoooo!!!
young :odoroki: : Why are there people with there pants down, including a lady? (( :hotti: ))
:gant: : Little boy, come here and sit on my lap, on your butt.. I will tell you... ohhoooo..
young :odoroki: : Okay... Wa-Wha-N-N-AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:gant: : OHOOO!!! CHILDREN ARE ALWAYS THE BEST TO RAPE!!
:edgeworth: wakes up and sneaks out, taking a tranqulizer
:edgeworth: : Goodnight, Gant!
:damon: : Hoohhhummm?
:edgeworth: shoots Gant with the tranqulizer
:damon: : OhhhoOOOOOO!!! Raaappppeee..raaappeeeraaappp-
:damon: falls unconcious
:edgy: : I did it! I'm a hero!
young :odoroki: : MY BUTT!!
:edgeworth: shakes everyone awake
:edgy: : I'm a hero! Let's get out of here!
Will Gant get his revenge and finish off young Apollo? Find out next time even though you hate it! Gant's Adventure! Now for our sponsers
:lana: : Do you have a eccentric happy friend and need him to calm the fuck down? then use Lana-Spray
:ema: : Lana Spray let's you knock out the person, and he will have a personality like Lana after SL-9!
:lana: : Buy it, now. Or Demon Shoe will kill you.
:shoe: : Meowbuythefuckingspraybitches Meow
:hotti: : Hmm, yes, I am Director Hotti, head to the Hotti clinic for a...good time, hmm, yes.
:gant: : I NEED RAEP! Please come to my office to be raped today!
We are now back, but this part of the adventure is over kiddo's. So you gotta wait untill Kitisuimo gets off of his ass and decides to continue it, even though you hate it.
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:karma: *holding taser* Come Give Uncle Manfred a Kiss for New Year!
:edgeworth: *is crying* FML!
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:eh?: Sir! You got a packcage!
:edgeworth: ... *Open it*
:edgeworth: ... What in the world is this!?
:eh?: Huh? Let me see it...
:sadshoe: :ACK!! GET THAT THING OUT OF MY FACE!!!
:phoenix: Hi Edgeworth.... Ack!!
:maya: Hey Nick! Whats that..........
:phoenix: Maya! Throw this to the trash can!
:maya: *Is passed out*
:edgeworth: *Burns the thing that was inside the packcage*
:odoroki: So... What was inside the packcage?
:hobohodo: A nude calendar of Wendy Oldbag.
:odoroki: *Shocked*
:hobohodo: And thats the real reason of why I become a hobo after being disbarred.
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Okay, I didn't look at every single one of these (not even close!), so I apologize if there's already one like this.

:edgy: (looks left)

:edgy: (looks right)

:edgy: Edgy needs his "alone time" so he can masturba-

:nick: :payne: :beef: :udgy: :redd: :scratch: :pealshock: :zenitora: :adrian: :bellboy: WE KNOW!

:edgy: Aw, and I was so close to saying it this ti-

:objection:

(cue "Pressing Pursuit ~ Cornered / Variation" music)

:edgeworth: How could you all be taken in so easily?! I don't know his true identity, but this man who makes sickeningly frequent references to needing "alone time..."

:think:...is an impostor!

:edgy: ...

:hotti: Okay, I confess. I dressed up as this guy in magenta because he can say perverted stuff ALL THE TIME and everyone still loves him!

:think: Case closed!

:phoenix: So, Edgeworth...

:edgeworth: What is it, Wright?

:phoenix: You're telling me if you watched a video of Maya and Ema making out, you wouldn't need "alone time?"

:wacky-edgy:

:edgeworth: ...That has nothing to do with this matter.

:gant: HO HO HO, NO NEED TO DENY IT, WORTHY, MY BOY!

:wacky-edgy: Chief Gant? I mean, former Chief Gant? Why the hell are you here?!

:maya: Yeah, Mr. Edgeworth, you shouldn't repress your sexual desires like that!

:wacky-edgy: Why are you agreeing with him?!

(Oldbag enters in the infamous "bunny suit")

:wendy: Edgy-pooooooo, I want to have your babies!!!

:wacky-edgy: WHAT?! Dear god, no, why is this happening to meeeeeeeeeeee?!

(cut to Edgeworth's bedroom)

:wacky-edgy: Gaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!! (pant, pant, pant, pant, pant)

:edgeworth: (looks down)

:edgy: Ooooh, Edgy needs his "alone time..."

THE END
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Location: ...I don't even know! HELP!

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Gant's Adventure Episode 4! The Finale!
:damon: :...I was beaten? Worthy.. Wrighto... And.. Udgey? And even Emmy ... LANNY....
:gant: : RAAAEPPP POOWERRRSS GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
young :odoroki: : I...have this feeling in my butt again....
:edgeworth: : Wright! I think...
:phoenix: : MY PANTS! THEY CAME OFF!
:pearl: : Mystic Maya?
:maya: : PEARLY!!!
:edgeworth: : IS THAT A FLYING PE-
:phoenix: : OH GOD!!!!
:maggy: : This is reporter Maggey, reportingg what seems to be a raep storm! Never before seen! There are flying cocks everywhere, raeping people! OH G-
:minuki: : Oh Daddy! I got this feeling in my butt!
:lana: : Dear God, it has begun...
:shoe: : Meeeaarrowww... timetodieGantmofucka.
:gant: : YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT ME?!?!
:shoe: : Meowtimetodiebitch meow
:gant: : COCKS! GO!
:shoe: : RAAOWWW!!!
:gant: : OH GOD! COCKS! GET IT OFF OF ME! RAEP POWER! HELPS!!!!
:phoenix: : It's over Gant!
:gun: :gun: :gun: :gun: :gun:
:gant: : Wrighto, your a terrible shot! Cocks! HELP! THEN GET WRIGHTO!
:phoenix: : Not so fast, Gant!
:shoe: : MERRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
:fire: : SUPER SHOE, GO! MERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
:gant: : SUPER RAEP POWERS, ATTAAACKKK!
:phoenix: : FINGER OF... DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:edgeworth: : SEXYNESS POWERS, GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! FANGIRLS, ATTACK!
:eh?: : AWESOMENESS, ATTACK WITH GUMMYNESS!!!! HO HO HO HO HO HO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BABY!
:keiko: : Lazer chaaarggiinnggg.... 25%...
:phoenix: : ......OOBJJJEECCTIIOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:edgeworth: : YEAHH BABY!
:adrian: :adrian: :adrian: :adrian: :adrian: :adrian: :adrian: :adrian: :adrian: :adrian: : OH MY GOD! GANT IS ATTACKING OUR EDGEY POO AND WRIGHTY! THERE HELPING EACHOTHER IN LOVE... HELP THEM! GOOOOO
:keiko: : BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
:eh?: : FRAPARRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
:gant: : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRAAEP...POWERS...OVER...GROWN...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
:edgeworth: : Fan girls, finish him off and I will make out with Wright?
:phoenix: : Huh? LOOK OUT! FLYING COCKS, THE CLOUDS! THERE FADING.. OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!
:fire: : RAAEEPPppp...POOWwwWEERRSSS....OVVeerrrrGrrrooaawWWWnnnn... Wrwww-
:udgy: : ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!
:edgeworth: : OH MY GOD!!!!
:larry: : EDGEY! NICK! THE WORLD IS ENDING!!!
:gant: : MY POWERS... HAVE RESSURECTED ME. FAREWELL. GENTELMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA
:eh?: : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
:phoenix: : RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
:edgeworth: : GHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So the world asploded. Gant survivered and flew away to mars, eventully destroying the universe
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