I would come and object to that if I had legs...
Ah, apologies, I forgot. *walks over since he actually has legs*
I... I still can't reach...
Hey Nick, why are you sitting over there?
Maya, carry me over there.
What?
DON'T ASK QUESTIONS!
Fine...

: A-AH MY EYES!

playing video games

spoiled brat comes over and says what games are you playing? Is it COD?

No I'm playing shovel knight

spoiled brat: COD is better, nothing is better than COD

It's just a generic FPS that they keep rereleaseing the same game every year just with a different coat of paint!

spoiled brat: You'r just jealous because you suck at the game noob!

I don't want to live on this planet anymore

Pokémon Masters
Me: Hello, Falcon The Fire Dog here, and this is Pokémon Ma-
I WANT TO BE A POKÉMON MASTER!
Me: Oh gosh!
Me: *Runs into my house.*
Me: Like I was saying, this is Pokémon Mas-
I WANT TO BE A POKEMON MAS-
Me: IM TRYING TO DO MY INTRO NOW SHOO SHOO GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Waaaaaahhhhhhh!
Runs out of my house.
Me: Like I was saying, this is called Pokémon Masters.
Me: Enjoy!
There is this cool Pokémon, that can transform.
That's cool, Nick!
Can it talk?
Pokémon talk in their own language depending on the Pokémon, but I guess you could say it speaks human languages.
That's so cool!
I want to catch it!
Me: *Runs in the Wright & CO Law Offices.*
What's that?
It might be the Pokémon!
Me: *Kicks something over.*
What was that again?
Me: *Snickers.*
Me: *Tries to jump out the window.*
Grabs me by the tail.
Me: Hey, let go of me!
Nope!
Me: Do you want to battle?
Sure, bring it on!
*Swords of Justice battle theme plays.*
Me: What's your name?
*Defense lowers.*
My name is Phoenix Wright.
Me: (Crap, I forgot that old man's name, oh now I remember, he is a judge and Phoenix Wright calls him, "Your Honor.")
(Oh crap, my defense lowered.)
Me: *Growls*
*Attack lowers.*
(No my attack lowered.)
*Pets me.*
Me: *Growls.*
*Attack lowers.*
*Calls for help.*
Me: Nobody came.
Me: Uses flamethrower.
*Dodges it.*
Woa easy!
What is that old man's name?
Me: *Defence lowers.*
Me: He is the judge you call him, " Your Honor."
Me: (Darn it, my defense lowered.)
(Hah, I got it!)
Me: *Uses attention grabber.*
(Defense lowers.)
(Darn it!)
Maya, come over here and help!
OK
Me: You already used a turn, now my turn!
Me: *Uses flamethrower.*
Maya, look out!
*Grabs Maya and Dodges.*
Pearl come here!
Don't bring her in this fight it is dangerous.
*Slams table.*
Me: *Attack lowers.*
Me: I have no choice but to transform into a raikou.
Me: *Transforms into a raikou.*
Darn it!
*Slams table.*
Me: *Attack lowers.*
Me: *Uses thunderbolt.*
WOOOAAH!
Me: Don't mess with me!
Objection!
Me: Darn it, I have 1 HP left.
*Throws ultra ball.*
Ultra ball: *Wiggles 3 times.*
Me: Gets free.
Darn it!
Me: *Uses thunderbolt.*
WOOOAAH!
*Use ultra ball after another until they run out.*
Me: *Uses thunderbolt.*
WOOOAAH!
*Uses great ball after great ball until they run out.*
Me: *Uses thunderbolt.*
WOOOAAH!
*Uses poke ball after another poke ball until they all run out.*
WOOOAAH!
This is my only hope, my master ball!
*Throws master ball at me.*
Master ball: *Does all shakes successfully and successfully catches me.*
I got the cool Pokémon, yay!
I will name it Falcon The Fire Dog.
Falcon will be its nickname.
Good job Nick!
Thanks!
No problem!
Mystic Maya, what happened?
Nick caught the cool Pokémon!
That was what you were talking about, is it a doggie?
Yeas Pearls, it's dangerous if you make it angry.
OK, yay we have a doggie now!
thank you Mr. Nick!
Your welcome.
Me: And they all lived happily ever after with me.

The End!
P.S I hope you enjoyed!











BlazingArcanine

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Pokémon Masters
Me: Hello, Falcon The Fire Dog here, and this is Pokémon Ma-
I WANT TO BE A POKÉMON MASTER!
Me: Oh gosh!
Me: *Runs into my house.*
Me: Like I was saying, this is Pokémon Mas-
I WANT TO BE A POKEMON MAS-
Me: IM TRYING TO DO MY INTRO NOW SHOO SHOO GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Waaaaaahhhhhhh!
Runs out of my house.
Me: Like I was saying, this is called Pokémon Masters.
Me: Enjoy!
There is this cool Pokémon, that can transform.
That's cool, Nick!
Can it talk?
Pokémon talk in their own language depending on the Pokémon, but I guess you could say it speaks human languages.
That's so cool!
I want to catch it!
Me: *Runs in the Wright & CO Law Offices.*
What's that?
It might be the Pokémon!
Me: *Kicks something over.*
What was that again?
Me: *Snickers.*
Me: *Tries to jump out the window.*
Grabs me by the tail.
Me: Hey, let go of me!
Nope!
Me: Do you want to battle?
Sure, bring it on!
*Swords of Justice battle theme plays.*
Me: What's your name?
*Defense lowers.*
My name is Phoenix Wright.
Me: (Crap, I forgot that old man's name, oh now I remember, he is a judge and Phoenix Wright calls him, "Your Honor.")
(Oh crap, my defense lowered.)
Me: *Growls*
*Attack lowers.*
(No my attack lowered.)
*Pets me.*
Me: *Growls.*
*Attack lowers.*
*Calls for help.*
Me: Nobody came.
Me: Uses flamethrower.
*Dodges it.*
Woa easy!
What is that old man's name?
Me: *Defence lowers.*
Me: He is the judge you call him, " Your Honor."
Me: (Darn it, my defense lowered.)
(Hah, I got it!)
Me: *Uses attention grabber.*
(Defense lowers.)
(Darn it!)
Maya, come over here and help!
OK
Me: You already used a turn, now my turn!
Me: *Uses flamethrower.*
Maya, look out!
*Grabs Maya and Dodges.*
Pearl come here!
Don't bring her in this fight it is dangerous.
*Slams table.*
Me: *Attack lowers.*
Me: I have no choice but to transform into a raikou.
Me: *Transforms into a raikou.*
Darn it!
*Slams table.*
Me: *Attack lowers.*
Me: *Uses thunderbolt.*
WOOOAAH!
Me: Don't mess with me!
Objection!
Me: Darn it, I have 1 HP left.
*Throws ultra ball.*
Ultra ball: *Wiggles 3 times.*
Me: Gets free.
Darn it!
Me: *Uses thunderbolt.*
WOOOAAH!
*Use ultra ball after another until they run out.*
Me: *Uses thunderbolt.*
WOOOAAH!
*Uses great ball after great ball until they run out.*
Me: *Uses thunderbolt.*
WOOOAAH!
*Uses poke ball after another poke ball until they all run out.*
WOOOAAH!
This is my only hope, my master ball!
*Throws master ball at me.*
Master ball: *Does all shakes successfully and successfully catches me.*
I got the cool Pokémon, yay!
I will name it Falcon The Fire Dog.
Falcon will be its nickname.
Good job Nick!
Thanks!
No problem!
Mystic Maya, what happened?
Nick caught the cool Pokémon!
That was what you were talking about, is it a doggie?
Yeas Pearls, it's dangerous if you make it angry.
OK, yay we have a doggie now!
thank you Mr. Nick!
Your welcome.
Me: And they all lived happily ever after with me.
The End!












BlazingArcanine

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